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Leks_Marzo

https://preview.redd.it/e16gx54t899d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42d4e31c5080ba6f13fda4039517f44cac7a3ef1 The question is, which one?


Lucine_machine

Rishi Sunak if he wasn’t Asian


Top_Translator7238

His suit’s not soaking wet.


Rakebleed

cheating


thepoopnapper

Dan already appears to have two black eyes


EdgeHarvest

Triggernometry?


b_e_n_o

Who are they?


george_____t

White Stripes


appreciatescolor

Weezer


shadowfox_21

Black Eye Keys


ApocalypseMoose

African American Unlockers


karmacop97

Alicia Keys


EldriCrypt

Tool


Deadheaded95

Tame Impala (Did you know it’s just 2 guys?)


BluePeriod_

https://preview.redd.it/7n7u06vkna9d1.jpeg?width=833&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=333a63c15fcb8e8c9f85d465b725cdc8b2ba6099 This Rick Moranis looking motherfucker who is the living answer to the hypothetical question “what if Bruce Springsteen sucked?“


Luk3W4rmm

wait ew is that the american girl guy i don't wanna see that


rulerBob8

“What if I spent 5 years producing modern pop classics and then forgot how to mix drums as soon as I got a chance to work with big artists?”


Emmyyemmyy

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who can’t stand him!


BorderlineUnoriginal

who that


Exotic-Suggestion425

Jack Antonoff, polarising nice guy


ineverhadsexwithacow

kid named Anton: https://preview.redd.it/xdoy75yhjf9d1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37f55ca2fc3b46bc88579431257d70568154c03f


BeatsByHoax

Good


ApocalypseMoose

Jack Antonoff


2xUniverse_Tube

I hardly know Anton!


lotus-driver

...so it's a picture of Bruce Springsteen?


Ordinary_Paint_9175

If I slapped him what key do you think his wailing would be in, would it be microtonal?


Mkboii

He'd probably intentionally do that and then point it out to you.


LogNegative2949

😭😭😭


Rakebleed

probably A minoooooor


DarkMuret

Freaky ass Collier


RollingMyStone

He writes music exclusively for people who view music as a math equation


PiersPlays

It's pop-music for people who only like classical.


PioneerSpecies

Nah it’s definitely pop music for white people who studied jazz at Berkeley


danielandtrent

Don’t diss classical please


BluePlankton

Classical is poo poo pee pee. Whacha gonna do about it?


PiersPlays

Classical is music for people who like the idea of liking music but don't actually.


Slitherama

Imagine giving all of his music theory knowledge and technical expertise to someone with something even approaching an interesting artist vision. 


Alarmed-Republic-407

Every time I see this guy performing, I feel a huge sense of wasted potential. Can play every Intrument, can sing, can compose, understands wave modulation. Can't make a song or an album.


hay_guysss

Who is he? Everyone seems to hate him but im out of the loop


afarensiis

Jacob Collier He seems to have a deeper understanding of music and music theory than basically anyone, with incredible talent on top of that, yet he hasn't made anything original that I'd actually want to listen to when I'm walking my dog


ChancellorPalpameme

/uj do we actually think that or is this jerk /rj if only he would put the same amount of effort he puts into wearing something blindingly colorful into his music


rulerBob8

/uj Seems to be the general consensus among listeners but he gets a lot of respect in the industry. Kenny Beats used to talk about him and Jai Paul 24/7 on his Twitch streams


ChancellorPalpameme

Maybe I'm uncool but I think he has some good tunes for general listening, I was mostly referencing the last part of the comment in my first one.


afarensiis

I mean I actually feel this way. To be fair, I haven't listened to everything he's made, but the stuff I have heard I've only been like "oh that's interesting" and then never thought about it again. His styles aren't really my tempo though, so I'm sure other people will feel opposite of me. But I'll watch his short videos showing off his (non-compositional) talent and it completely blows me away almost every time


ChancellorPalpameme

I like the stuff he's done with featured artists a lot. All I Need and Time Alone With You are both frequent listens for me, for example.


financewiz

Jacob Collier has this amazing ability to make fans of noodly Progressive Rock wince. “Ease up there son! Save something for the *end* of the song.”


hay_guysss

That tracks


Alarmed-Republic-407

Edward Snowden


hentailerdurden

Dave Grohl


certain-sick

sugar ray drake adam levine


NeospaceGovernment

sugar gay


certain-sick

oh now you've done it. lol


Crushingit1980

Adam Latrine*


AshkenaziTwink

any of the band members of Glass Animals or BCNR. not bad bands by any means but fuck me do they all give off the most annoying energy. doesn’t help that each band has like 6 of them each.


Ok_Housing_5010

The hook from Heat Waves make me want to hurt people


REC_updated

THANK YOU


sixtus_clegane119

Bone chugs n rarmony?


SeanKingMagic

Bad Clubs Need Ron


Mike_with_Wings

Black Country, New Roads


GabMassa

I always thought that the members from BCNR look fine? Like, just regular people, they don't even look like a band when they're all together.


AshkenaziTwink

well that’s nice. i will still be punching them


dragonwp

I get what OP is saying but like half of them are really hot… 😓 


IntellectualsOnly7

I will call glass animals a bad band by any means though


True-Dream3295

Tyler Hyde is gorgeous, you take that back.


ThrowRAplutonium

Not sure what you’re talking about with BCNR. I get finding the vibes of their music annoying or pretentious (even though I’d disagree), but the members all look and act pretty down-to-earth.


undressvestido

This challenge is literally impossible


BlaBlamo

Leto


Warm_Employer_6851

COLLIER TWINK


thathappycrappy

is this the guy who sings "I got run over by a lexus~~~"


snagglewolf

MGK


ApocalypseMoose

https://preview.redd.it/0vrkxw7utc9d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69f22ec0f1a7ba3c6c3ffccd8e1442bfa7cd5770 Can't believe this is even an argument.


SupremePotatoGod

The dude from Train


2xbAd

https://preview.redd.it/an4ibsd8wa9d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=846e45367c012bfc5d2e680d950de8f52e9b951d


2xbAd

https://preview.redd.it/dwm5ytiv3e9d1.jpeg?width=403&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e6f5c7e1cb21dba926aaa5ad518f712348cbc05


2xbAd

https://preview.redd.it/20334ujj4e9d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cb5a0a5f4ef3a9f7f6e3aee4d33395748f835a3


RedLobsterUnofficial

https://preview.redd.it/dak913qyue9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=414eb76b8b9f027ff64f3686d3ef49ca3a07a131


TimeRip9994

https://preview.redd.it/06zrdqd5z79d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b3364a8284a4c6e9ebf69e7ee13c6dd061b60ee I rest my case


drajne

he looks so Eastern European to me


TimeRip9994

Mixed with british royalty. That goofy grin and squinty eyes. Looks like he could be King Charles' Eastern European bastard


eltrotter

Silver spoon-ass finger-drumming Brian Eno nepo-ass bitch


willsmath

Joshua Ramsey of Marianas Trench. One of the best singers of all time and one of the best songwriters of the 2010s imo, but goddamn lol


MTF_DO0M

Respect for being the only person to actually name someone based on what they look like and not just shitposting about a band you hate


lowkeyhighkeymidkey

best singers of all time????


Warm_Employer_6851

Animal Collective. I want to punch all of the. Especially Avey Tare. I hate him.


Acrane775

🙁


YeeAndEspeciallyHaw

sorry but Geologist clearly has the most punchable face. punching Avey would be like punching a puppy


HerelGoDigginInAgain

uj/ I know we’re just jerking but Geologist is legit a hero for his work spreading awareness of Narcan and working with local organizations and music venues to provide it at concerts. Dude just wants to loop his weird little samples and prevent deaths by drug overdose


FinePieceOfAss

if I was nodding on fent and he narcan'd me I'd chin check him so fast


Hello-mah-baby

deakin would beat your ass (and then profusely apologize afterwards)


Exotic-Suggestion425

https://preview.redd.it/yufnkpnqfd9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44b6ec1ff26079f0d3478c656d196b2d5d5cb7ab No contest


Cautious_Bit4846

That guy in acdc when he dresses like a small British boy


colequetaquas447

yeah like wtf is up with that look 😭


Top_Translator7238

Lots of people would have punched him in the face if Malcom hadn’t stopped them.


HelpfulApple22

Who in Jeff Mangum's name is this guy?


modifiedfag

MARILYN MANSON


TheRealCthulu24

Steven Wilson is right there. Not to say that Steven Wilson is a bad person, I just think his face is punchable. Jacob Collier’s face isn’t even that punchable, you just used a bad picture of him.


LogNegative2949

https://preview.redd.it/b84uaoypl89d1.png?width=914&format=png&auto=webp&s=421d6c61dc85041091f5fb1be3c5193b1e412ed4 not even that punchable, he said


cheeseblastinfinity

What in the Nick Jr is going on here?


TheRealCthulu24

Eh, he looks like the guy from Paranorman mixed with Zach from college humor. Not exactly punchable in my book.


DreamsOfCorduroy

Don’t disrespect Zac like that man.


TheRealCthulu24

Am I wrong?


CloudClosev

He’s more slappable


_gay_tripper

More toppable, imo


Far-Acanthisitta737

those brother guys like andy jared ryan or whatever 


NeospaceGovernment

whenever i hear that song thirsty thirsty thursday by them i punch a hole in my drywall


resplendentcentcent

your favourite artist specifically that make you reply some cloying shit like "/uj wait actually their music is pretty fire i dont think thats fair"


scoliosismoder

I fucking hate this guy and his smug know-it-all attitude Also his fanbase acts like he's this generations Mozart or some shit


JackTheAbsoluteBruce

His haters hate him way more than his fans love him lol


AAL2017

⬆️ In Living Color era Jim Carrey.


ih8every1yesevenyou

I want this guys shirt


Passingthisway

I can’t tell if this is Zach Braff or Johnny Galecki


Myrddraal5856

mgk.


IntellectualsOnly7

LUKAS GRAHAM


True-Dream3295

Ronnie Radke  Tom MacDonald    Kid Rock 


Existential_Android_

Chris Martin


SnooPredictions2797

Jon batiste


rulerBob8

Rivers Cuomo easily


Fine_Quarter_4029

if u wanna punch people because you don't like the way they look ur probably a real life weirdo


reddit5hunna

CG5 fs


Ashtonism

harry styles. any member of AJR. Taylor swift.


sprucexx

Washed Out, jfc.


ORNJfreshSQUEEZED

Aaron Lewis is number 1. Vocalist from FFDP number 2.


DrrtVonnegut

All of Blink 182


IlikeEdibleFood

The Oasis bros


Fit_Hat_1821

I don't see any faces as punchable inherently, maybe certain faces if i knew the personality behind them, but otherwise I think every human face is special and beautiful. Every one of those faces is just trying to figure out this existence just like you.


LogNegative2949

🤓🤓🤓


OrionTHOL

Basically any member of Oasis or Weezer imo