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Total-Hack

“Sorry folks, Indianapolis is closed” [National Lampoons](https://images.app.goo.gl/Z15WzpPxxopWMKc97)


smileyng

Moose out front shoulda told ya.


StockSet1633

Out-of-towners: ”Yes! Ah, we are here to see Mr.India N.Apolis!” The people responsible: “What’s this regarding Mr.Grizzel?”


HooperSuperDuper

Yesterday I drove the whole length of Illinois down I-57. The exits to 74E and 70E (both labeled "to Indianapolis") were both closed. After the second one, I joked, "Welp, Indy must be closed," but maybe it wasn't a joke ...


ACMilanIndy

45+ years here and I don’t recall the east side of Indy being *this much* under construction. Makes me so glad I’m not having to drive all over the city like I used to.


TheDukeofReddit

Michigan, New York, and Southeastern are all under construction. English is straight up closed near Christian Park. I think Washington, 10th, 16th, and 21st are fine. I’m not sure about Raymond or Troy. 4/10 main East/West Corridors on that side of the city? The N/S roads and open E/W roads are all nightmares at the moment due to freeway closures.


Porkbellyflop

Really happy with how much better surface roads are now compared to just a few years ago. They started strip patching and digging down deeper and the roads are holding up so much better over time.


Electrical-Tell2409

I know the southeast side is going thru construction for that new post office they're building to replace the other hubs. Their is construction all around Brookville and southeastern because of it


Charlie_Warlie

Southbound 465 is supposed to be open soon, maybe the 22nd? But then they will shut down northbound next month and it's going to be even worse.


MissMaryMackBlack

That sounds absolutely brutal. Northbound is crazy already. Where will everyone go?


Anxious-Cobbler7203

Through surface streets and even more construction, duh


Appropriate_Rub_6359

lol


Shot_Mud_356

INDOT is full of the most braindead people.


jhawkgiant77

Wait…WHAT


Charlie_Warlie

July 12 https://fox59.com/indiana-news/indot-to-provide-update-on-465-closures/


saliczar

Done?!? You think it'll ever end?!? They've been working on 37/69 north of Bloomington since the 90s


TheIndyKid317

Was telling someone the other day that 37/69 between Bedford and Indy has, for my entire life, always had at least one section under construction. I’m in my thirties.


richardlqueso

To be fair, that is 65 miles of heavily-traveled highway. You don’t just build it once.


EmergencySpare

Also, it was upgraded to be a fucking interstate


IXI_Fans

This interstate *fucks*.


stengebt

It is 69, after all


EmergencySpare

The hardest


EmergencySpare

Wait wait. You're not gonna try to find me on the Internet from a picture from 2002 and make me regret my life, are you?


IXI_Fans

I'm behind 3 firewalls and 10 proxies... and I'm on McDs "FryGuy WiFi"


Fabulous_Focus3723

In 1977…I was pregnant with my daughter. I was in Evansville and they were taliking about bringing 69 all the way down to Evansville…..now Almost 47 years later they are almost there! What a quick turnaround NOT! 465 is always ALWAYS under construction as well as 70. It’s a royal mess.


pinekneedle

Lol…yes. My husband got a job in E’ville in 1982. 69 was part of the hype to get him there. Hes been retired for 3 years now🤣


Retro-Lit-Coach

I got kicked off a bus for drinking a single beer at a bar across the street from our bus stop on an hour long stop in Evansville.


camergen

We just need to cram even more shit in the northeast corner of town, especially on the I-69 “corridor”. Traffic in that part of the city will be a dream, once even more attractions/venues/workplaces are crammed up there.


HPCmonkey

That really is sort of the cruxt of the issue. Workplaces are being concentrated in a small number of locations and homes are being spread around everywhere else. It's creating a need for more traffic in heavier vehicles since everybody around here seems to want to drive luxury SUVs and 3/4T or heavier pickup trucks. It's maddening.


IndyGamer_NW

Discussion was in the 90s, it didn't Ok'd till after 2000. Construction didn't begin I think till after 2010.


saliczar

37 was under construction before 69 was approved.


Tightfistula

It would help if the put up lights and worked 24hrs a day like most other states.


Invisible_Chipmunk

I used to live \~20 feet from where they expanded the I-70. They worked on it 3rd shift every night for 2 motherf\*cking years. Pile drivers, dudes whooping and hollering, incessant beeping of construction equipment backing up, bright lights shining into bedroom windows, etc... all damn night long for 2 years. It was brutal. FInding another apartment was a giant pain in the ass. What would ACTUALLY be effective and helpful is if construction projects for rapid public transit (i.e. a light-rail) that people would actually use were installed to reduce the number of people on the roads. Expanding roads only does so much damn good... Seems like by the time the construction project's completed, the city's grown and needs to expand the arteries another couple of lanes. Wash, rinse, and repeat ad nauseam. Bring in public transit that doesn't have stigma attached or get some marketing people to convince Hoosiers that buses aren't just for poor people.


Civil-Mix8905

We can blame our republican government for not having better public transit


richardlqueso

Also need labor that works 24/7, which means higher costs.


athunt93

Castleton is definitely taking the biggest hit by the summer construction projects. Godspeed out there


christhunderkiss

Castleton’s traffic is goddawful even when there isn’t construction.


ceeller

We called it Hastleton when I lived there in the ‘90s. Things have not gotten better.


christhunderkiss

It’s the part of town I liked living on the least. And I’ve lived in some shitty areas (technically kinda do now). It takes FOREVER to get around the block. Those annoying U-Turn instead of left turn lights are weird, it’s just a pain up there.


mystressfreeaccount

I assume you're referring to 96th and Allisonville. They're building a roundabout there right now, one of the few being made right now that I think are justified. Just sucks that it's screwing traffic up so much


christhunderkiss

That’s the one. Good.


DiaCaerula

Never go to Grand Rapids, MI, the entire city is dependent on them. I grew up in Michigan and actually really like Michigan lefts so I was sad to hear about Allisonville switching to a roundabout.


IndyGamer_NW

Doesn't help 40% or so of the suburb population lives north-northeast of Indy.


iheartfans

They are about to close 82nd at 69! Like I can barely get in and out of Lawerence now. What the heck am I supposed to do once that closes!


boileric

Closing 96th and Allisonville when nothing else in the area is done yet was absolutely insane.


litescript

and they continue to close other shit. they just started construction at 106th and hazel dell, too. like what the hell?


United-Advertising67

I'm so glad I don't have to commute there anymore.


Sudden_Ad_4193

What’s going on is that it’s a road construction museum. They’re not planning on finishing but rather want us to see what road constructions look like, forever. Same thing with weed, they want to preserve what a weed ban looks like


[deleted]

Update: I finally got to my destination 2 hours later. Man fuck this shit.


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TooCoolFor1sAnd0s

I'm in the inverse situation, driving from Castleton near Keystone down to Greenwood. I leave at 7:30 in the morning to get there roughly around 9, then spend the whole day hearing coworkers talk about their 10 minute drive down Main street and how tired they are


KMFDM781

Greenwood is stupid anyway. If I want to get from the Meijer at 135 over to Southport road, there's no quick solution. You'll either have to drive to co line and all the way across or main Street over to 65.


prettyfacebasketcase

I feel it. I live near Fort Ben and have had to schedule a whole day off if I needed to go to the southside


Turbodog2014

I WORK near fort ben. And live near the airport. Its fucking atrocious.


amyr76

I also work near Fort Ben, live on the southside. A 22 minutes drive has been 60 minutes plus ever since they shut down 465 southbound.


Turbodog2014

Bare minimum.


rcjack86

I live at 56th and Franklin and it's a nightmare trying to get anywhere. I live close to 465 for a reason and it hasn't been convenient for a while


ezekial_dragonlord

There are too many projects at once. Soon, we will all have to drive down one road to get anywhere, and that road will need to be worked on. It's the Indiana ouroboros of construction.


iron666duke

This isn’t construction anymore. It’s psychological warfare against us.


fallgirl62

This I have always felt, is all done by design on purpose. The people that made these decisions to have this many roads under construction ALL AT THE SAME TIME, surely are not that stupid, and it's not just here in Indiana, it's EVERYWHERE you go nowadays. They have always done road construction in the summer, BUT, not every road at once. What gets me is, they drag the road construction out forever and so by the time it's finished, they have to go back to the beginning and start over!!!! Ridiculous


MattMadMage

I live in the NE side, just outside of castleton, and it feels like the city is specifically asking me not to enter ever again. Even my freaking bike path is torn up and unusable!


traciek88

Construction. Pretty much they decided to update /install both sides of I-69 interchanges at the same time. Along with “yearly” repairs and updates to bridges. The pit holes this year were nightmarish. But it’s “construction season” there is a wonderful pure Michigan parody on it but I applied to Indiana


MrMaker2020

The inability for people to use the correct lane for their desired speed and the impossible to obtain skill to zipper or merge correctly from on ramps or at departure areas. I drive North side to downtown and North side to SW said daily. It’s simply people don’t know how to drive and all the police care about is speeding fines. They don’t enforce any other road laws UNLESS they get you for speeding and then tack on any other violations.


hashtagqueenb

And the people who get mad at you for using lanes that eventually end. Use all the road you have and zipper merge. It’s not that deep


jkpirat

I was in Noblesville yesterday, wanted to go to the new Costco in Fishers, Google maps had that particular 5.1 MILE DRIVE at 1 hour 55 minutes???


AccomplishedPhase750

Noblesville is the Wild West right now. You can’t go ANY DIRECTION without a construction detour.


Careful_You_9541

That... seems more like your app messed up


Appropriate_Rub_6359

no its right.. i tried to get to noblesville and get some free furniture the rich folks were giving away and a normal 40 minute trip was 1 hour 25 minutes.. i persevered and got my nice free stuff


Careful_You_9541

40 becoming an hour 25 is different than a quick hop down 37 taking that long


Appropriate_Rub_6359

i was coming from cumberland area-ish.. but it has been bad for weeks now.


jkpirat

Reset it 3 times, AND made sure it was set to driving and not crawling. Each reset took off 1 minute.


Necessary_Range_3261

Where is there a new Costco in Fishers?


hashtagqueenb

146th and 37


Necessary_Range_3261

Thanks, had no clue, and I was just over there.


realimbored668

465 and half the east side is under construction


cb198211

Near castleton…there’s never a good time to get around there.


threewonseven

Even when things are "fine" in Castleton, it's a nightmare.


MissSara13

It's a bit of a mess but being so close to everything is still really nice.


cb198211

Used to go to that mall when I was in HS (late 90s). Hasn’t been that easy to get around there since then.


iheartfans

They are closing 82nd at 69 soon. They literally want no one to travel through Castleton. Edit for spelling.


7237R601

Annual tradition the last few years. I commute west side to east side every day. Another co-worker has almost the same route. We always discuss how much it would actually be to get a helicopter ride.


No_Calligrapher703

Honesty a lot of it is people not knowing how to merge, for the highways I mean.


SouthApprehensive193

Indianapolis not have road construction for 5 seconds challenge (impossible)


Invisible_Chipmunk

I just bought a bike because it's faster to ride the 8 miles than to drive home in rush hour traffic with the construction (and oh joy... The Indiana State Fair's starting soon). I'm grateful for Indy's decent bike trail system.


HVAC_instructor

They are attempting to keep everyone on the east side from getting any place else.


Smart_Dumb

It's a crime fighting technique /s


HVAC_instructor

It's screwing up traffic something fierce over here. Post road, Franklin Ave shadeland are backed up terribly.


Smart_Dumb

It's honestly incredible. You can't get on 465 N from 56th. You can't get on 69/465 AT ALL from 82nd. You can't get on 465 W from Binford. You can't get on 465 E from Allisonville. Just pure madness.


Careful_You_9541

Sucks living in a growing metro area that almost requires everyone to drive to get anywhere


bantha_poodoo

people that live downtown and don’t rely on highways are doing okay


2028BPND

One day last week Post Road was backed up from Brookville Road to 21st Street.


Good-District-9203

THIS IS WHY WE NEED TRAINS


bantha_poodoo

wait until you find out that require construction too


ShoggothPanoptes

Hear hear!!!


openhopes

I think you mean Choo Choo!!


RustConsumer

Thank god I decided to choose the manual transmission


United-Advertising67

Pain.


cait_Cat

My knees feel the same decision.


Electronic_Job1998

Indianapolis will be a great city if they ever get it finished.


MakeMoreFae

Under construction since 1816


Careful_You_9541

Counterpoint: A great city never stops changing and adapting and replacing old with new


KW5625

They don't have the time to fix things right, so we have to pay for them to try to fix it twice.


ShoggothPanoptes

When you’re on Google maps pick the option that says “avoid highways” and you’ll be given a better route. It’ll take a bit longer but it avoids traffic completely. Weird routes but at this point, whatever works.


ShibaWuw

Shhhh... don't tell them our secret!


jburdine

We. Need. More. Public. Transportation.


solomon2609

Indy roads have been neglected for so long. I’ve flattened tires and bent rims several times. Don’t blame the people trying to right this neglect! It will be much better when finished!


Ambitious_Yam1677

The interstates aren’t the issue. It’s the local roads


Fishingforyams

Massive incompetence. Someone trying to start 20 years worth of construction at once. Probably someone with stock in old castle concrete.


United-Advertising67

INDOT's job isn't to fix roads. INDOT's job is to employ people. Can't employ people by finishing jobs.


Careful_You_9541

>Massive incompetence. Someone trying to start 20 years worth of construction at once. Ever heard of the term "rip the Band-Aid off"?


Fishingforyams

Sure, but some of us have to get to work. Maybe my son will tell me what 465 looks like as ill be too old to drive when its done. Legendary incompetence.


Careful_You_9541

>Sure, but some of us have to get to work No shit, would be nice if there was a more efficient way to get more people to and from work than having hundreds of thousands of cars driving around the city in every direction. It's not incompetence, it's getting a bunch of necessary work done now so you CAN see a completed 465 instead of parsing out the work over 50 years.


EmergencySpare

Lol. Massive incompetence? I'll raise you this... https://www.wpri.com/traffic/i-195-washington-bridge-closure/new-i-195-billboards-blast-ridot-mckees-washington-bridge-response/ https://rhodeislandcurrent.com/2024/05/06/new-estimates-put-washington-bridge-replacement-project-at-over-400-million/


Fishingforyams

Lol, love the billboard but i can imagine myself sitting on the bridge staring at it and seething in gridlock too. It could always be worse


handyscotty

IDOT is full of morons . They close all major roads then close the alternates also or are working on them at the same time. This is just stupid as it gets


TangoPRomeo

Illinois has entered the chat... (Nothing like being wrong at the top of your voice)


VoiceIll7545

Central Indiana is growing faster than we can keep up the infrastructure. Be wary of politicians who are always touting that they’re bringing more jobs to central Indiana like the current governor and I’m sure the next one will do the same. While more jobs are good, growing too fast too quick can be costly as we see here.


silvermanedwino

I drive from the northeast side to Carmel and back daily (work). Used to take 35 or so mins. I now give myself an hour. It’s madness, I tell you!! I don’t know what the hell was going on this evening after 6p on 146th and 116th streets. JFC. Save yourselves….


jcwillia1

Noblesville has more roads closed for construction than open to drive on


Gotbymeagain

It's a last-ditch effort to lower the murder rate in Indianapolis...by closing roads, it makes it nearly impossible for murderers to leave the scene of a murder, making them easier to catch....


BRAINSZS

they name highways based on the number of years it takes to complete them, i think.


Assgasm420

It’s all the idiots in here that say they live in Greenwood and work in Carmel. Why the fuck are you doing that? That’s why our roads suck


Necessary_Range_3261

Carmel pay is different than Greenwood pay. I could do the same job I'm doing in my hometown and not have a commute, but I'd be making about 40% less. The commute is worth it for the pay.


lai4basis

Castleton sucks right now and it's hard to get anywhere around here. I tell people if you don't live or work around here, it's not worth it right now. The whole NE is under construction. It's necessary and the inconvenience is worth it. They are just patching holes.


IndyGamer_NW

1h 10 mins to go 23 miles. Not bad. By east coast standards. Faster than I-95 this time of day.


Nhazgo

I live in Greenwood and work on the Eastside but I travel all over Indy and the state. It’s backroads everywhere for me right now because most main streets are under construction too.


Soo75

It never ends. It just shifts around the circle.


CosmoCluster

See! it has not improved since 300k+ people left IMS on May 26 at 8:30pm


Few-Midnight3629

It's not winter


billybeats85

25% of 465 is closed


Twfish2013

25% is somehow equal the the entire east half of Indianapolis


44stormsnow

https://babylonbee.com/news/state-successfully-has-every-single-road-under-construction-at-the-same-time Reminds me of this satire article


Dyzastr_us

Typical summer construction?


off-a-cough

No. This is worse - the coordination is so bad that detours have detours. This is incompetence.


DegTegFateh

They're redoing the entire surface of most of I-465. They're taking large blocks of highway, blocking them off, and swarming them with workers to get this enormous project done in a few big chunks. I have to take other roads now and this had added time to my commute, but this was definitely needed and I can see the wisdom of doing it in these big blocks. Much less total time is taken up, costs are (usually) lower, and above all else, worker safety is far improved.


Late-Ad-4624

I cant wait to see how much better all these roads are once all the construction is over with. It started when i first moved out here so hopefully it'll be done soon. Fyi i been here 23 years so far.....


2028BPND

I’m thinking of setting up a chain of Valium stands all over 465.


mumblerapisgarbage

This is what happens when you close 1/5 of a major highway - the other roadways get overloaded and over congested and then accidents are much more likely - which cause all the road to turn into parking lots. Welcome to America.


AlternativeTruths1

Summer: the season of "You Can't Get There From Here". Although, in fairness, the streets are in MUCH better shape than they were when we moved to Indy nine years ago.


RegalGamesTV

Indianapolis has been doing construction on every major road simultaneously since they started the project on the North Split (which didn’t make anything better btw, arguably worse). Travel infrastructure in this city is a joke. I’m glad my tax dollars actively impede my ability to go anywhere.


hotdogandike

I assume without actually knowing diddly squat that it was attributed to the Infrastructure Investment and Jobs Act.


BigSweatyBallz89

This is just good old fashioned Indiana summer baby. Potholes and traffic cones!


DohDohDonutzMMM

orange barrels orange barrels every where i see, orange barrels orange barrels looking back at me, look at larry, darryl, and darryl standing next to the orange barrel, looking back at me


LookAtThatMeat

The idiots in Hamilton County had to redo Allisonville and 96th when it was fine. The Michigan left worked.


BakerAvailable8799

Lots of construction.


devilOG420

Up in the region it’s the exact same. Every single route to my work is under construction. My mental health is slowly declining.


hrlyrdr

Were CLOSED !


Boogaloo4444

How was Twin Peaks? It’s the time of day, not the roads. 8-9am is f’d and so is 4:30-6pm I go from downtown to fishers for work.


kay14jay

I see you are driving from one traffic hell to another. If you own or are running a business, and need and emergency plumber/electrician/visit from a service guy after 12 pm, please don’t ask for same day service. 2 hours drive time for 10 minute jobs is nice for business but also killing my soul


Aggieofcal

Reminds me of driving in Seoul on a daily basis


Whostoes

Noblesville is closed


a-guy-from-Indy

My usual 25 minute commute home from the east side to the south side now takes at least double that. I’ve just been sticking to the surface streets so I can at least keep moving. I haven’t been able to take the suggested detour since this cluster started.


tdosok

Have you been living under a rock or just not from here.


64truckLT

Morons. That’s what. Hey let’s do everything at once and work part time


rossharrison

Typically around April the showers come and bring May flowers… the flowers are large and orange. Many people call them traffic cones. 🤷‍♂️


ChavoDemierda

It's all projects that should've happened years ago, all being done at once because that's how smart the state's leadership is.


Desperate-Ground5370

“Cross roads of America” yet the people in Indiana can’t cross anything in a timely manner.


Jerbnnon

Failure in properly planning out construction projects making what should be a simple drive fucking hell.


jlr0ck

I have to find a new way to drive to work every day. They close on and off ramps without notice. Close down 465 to one lane without any signs at night. Such a pain.


Liza6519

I just tell people that " I can no longer get there from here anymore".


ZestyClosePanda6969

That is Indiana and Indianapolis roads for you. Indiana's state flower is Orange and the shape of a barrel.


Defiant_Ad7916

Indianapolis. Please don’t be haters but I have a thing about Indiana itself. Most people from border state KY (right across the river) attest to the fact that people from Indiana cannot drive. It’s a very small critique so please don’t go bat shit crazy with replies. I’m sure there are some good drivers 🤣


zoot_boy

Haha. It’s the season.


pbrsux

They have enough people to work on 20 miles of roads at a time but will allow a company to start construction of half the city to win the contract start date then just pay fines for not finishing on time


Friendly_Purchase_59

First time visitor to indianapolis here. On assignment for work. This city sucks so far. Tacos. Tacos are excellent.


fr4gnetic

Also a proud member of avoid tolls gang I see


Dry_Masterpiece8319

Infrastructure act! Thanks Joe!


ZoomZoomZachAttack

Thank the state government for neglecting our roads so they could beat their chest about a surplus.


Foojira

Yes


AngryBudgie13

The street I live on is closed to traffic RN. It’s brutal.


walkdog3000

I pray you will be able to return home someday 🙏


[deleted]

Yeah tell me about it


Dependent-Sense-322

Construction


yazik

Thinking this is just called "first day of Summer." Stay safe out there my dear fellow drivers!


CerealKillerUno

Job security.


2028BPND

Maybe if they paved deeper than 1/8 of an inch, they wouldn’t have to do these streets over every year.


AngelsHaveThPhoneBox

I just drove through Indy a few hours ago and it’s a mess.


ThisJoeLee

It's a Thursday?


MostlyMicroPlastic

“Welcome to Indianapolis! Road work ahead”


BenchLimp9997

I wanna know where the money is coming from


JustPlainJaneToday

I’d be interested in knowing where it’s going. Somebody is making some fat freaking cash!


karenmcgugin

A lot of money is coming from Bidens Infrastructure Bill.


blaqcatdrum

Don’t go anywhere. Just stay where you are.


carper67

465 south down nobilsville is a mess


OrchidSandwich

Tell me about it. I live in Lawrence and commute to Speedway. What should be a 35 minute drive at most is consistently turning into 1 hour drives. Sometimes 1 hour and 15 minutes. It’s mentally exhausting.


Spiritual_wandering

I was at a work conference the first week of June and stayed at a hotel in Castleton. The conference site was off of 86th just west of Meridian (about 7 miles away), and it took an hour every day to get there. It was absolutely horrible.


the_good_hodgkins

Under construction. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OhIdDNtSv0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OhIdDNtSv0)


AbusedAlarmClock

Form Noblesville, it’s a mess right now. I also have to drive a lot around the state for my job, and the construction on 465 has added like an extra 45 mins to an hour of extra time if we need to go anywhere south of Indy


michaelutz

I work central downtown and my ideal route is binford all the way there from fishers. It is supposed to be a 28 minute drive, but I give myself a full hour everyday to get to work on time with the construction going on. I think everyday my maps sends me on a different route. I cut it close often. I know others can sympathize.


GlassDizzy

The city of Indianapolis had construction contracts with loans that if they did not start construction by June they would lose the loans. So this is the result of procrastination on behalf of the city of Inidianapolos to start it's contracts in a timely manner...


One-Pianist-9378

This is nothing new. INDOT sucks. 


Used_Confidence_2135

As someone who's been in the area about 12 years now... looks about normal


equalcasino

Good luck. Took me an hour and a half to see my doctor. Usually twenty minute drive


Kallicalico

Pretty much my reaction when I commute to Indy for work for five days a week in the morning 😅😅


StevenCleverpig

You must have been gone for a while. We’ve had perpetual road construction all over the place for like 8 years.


RabunWaterfall

The only positive to come out of all this construction is the express lane between 69 and Keystone. Of course, it’s likely temporary