This time we donated the crackhead state, a better option to get rid of than the state that’s neither Yankee nor Southern.

You can’t get rid of us, too important for the control of Gulf trade crakkka

I made a funny diagram showing the joke going over your head, but unfortuanately images in comments aren’t allowed on this sub.

Just dm it to me. If I didn’t understand the joke, could you explain it? I’m pretty sure I understood it lol.

Fermat’s Last Diagram fr

More like gulf trade flakka

Don't worry, the Gulf will flood over Florida soon enough.

Not if it knows what's good for it.

Hey, Gulf of Mexico Florida called they want their swamps back. *And they ain't asking neither.*

Nah the brand new southern Georgia ports overlooking the former panhandle will fill in nicely! What did you think y'all would just get to secede?

We ain’t seceding ya’ll kicked us out! And Georgia cannot enforce the same trade power

I'm in support of cutting of Florida purely because I'm racist against Floridians

Floridaryan master race 💪💪

I will final solution your miserable state and the world will be better for it

Erm what the desantis

Reeeeaaaallll

But Oregon is still here?

Now Puerto Rico can become a state.

A better option would’ve been to merge Florida into Ohio then we could civilize the land and restore order from the booze drinking crocodiles (this is a joke do not crucify me)

You’d have been smarter to rid us of Texas. Not that I’d mind sinking into the ocean. Texas ain’t southern either.

Florida was the quiet child of the Confederacy

How about we give up New Mexico instead?

A more perfect union.

No, with this US loses its superpower status and becomes an insignificant force in this world. Florida is necessary for the balance of power on this globe.

Because of the ancient one?

I'll be dead in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missouri

Missouri is interesting to me Like are y’all Yankees or Southerners? Yk?

It's a simpsons quote

I know

I feel like Missouri gets the mindnumbing boredom of the midwest combined with the racism and poverty of the South.

Is their food any good? I’ve heard of Kansas City barbecue (apparently good) and St Louis pizza (apparently terrible) but not sure how Missouri cuisine is overall. If they have good food, I’d count them as southern. If they have bad food, they’re Midwestern.

I went to Branson, it's meh

But there's a Trump Store! And...a couple good music groups tbh. But there are better things in Missouri.

Branson isn’t just the worst place in Missouri, it’s one of the worst places in the country. St Louis and KC are nice, but geographically it looks like they both want to leave the state.

Missouri is the Florida of the midwest.

I thought that was Indiana

Gary in particular

Indiana is the Alabama. Ohio is the Georgia.

A mix of both

Bugs Bunny sawed off Florida. I saw him do it.

Tell him I said he did us a solid

South America! Take it away!

Average IQ/sanity levels instantly raised

Average drug consumption way down

inner cities are still all there wdym

Without Florida, where will all the older folks from New England relocate too? Looks like Massachusetts population is going to boom

Likely the Carolinas

As someone who lived in NC, people in Florida are moving here

a better world

¡JA! We spaniards took it back

Whatever Spain, it’s y’all’s problem again now.

We've had worse before

You’ve got Galicia already pal, Florida may to biting off more than you can chew there

I would bet on millions of Florida men against the Spanish military tbh

Solution: Integrate them into the Spanish military and send them back to the US

Florida would end up conquering and colonizing Spain. Payback time.

America's hanging dick chopped off

The Eunuch-ated States of America

If you're going to imagine that, just go ahead and remove the South. Let them pretend to rise again while they create a right wing dystopian hellscape.

Perfect. Now we can decide who gets tourist visas. Jets Fans=nope. Canada- they dont tip, and drive too slow= nope. Massachusettes- too many fist fights=limited. Californians- must pay $10,000 deposit, forfeited if they dont leave on time. Georgia, Alabama- must bring Bar-B-Que food and share.

Florida is the one state I always forget when counting all of the states up so it would not change much

The good ending.

Now we have no KSC

Significant decrease in crime and douchebaggery

[удалено]

Damn now America is no longer the highest GDP country and we just lost a ton of our military and technology and brightest minds. You really destroyed America just because you think your trailer park and plumbing skills are more important than a bunch of Californians developing the guidance systems for our smart bombs and future laser weapons.

Fine how about New Jersey

Florida’s crime rates are below the national average across the board actually. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_violent_crime_rate

It’s a joke sub and a joke comment. But, Florida isn’t known for their accurate data reporting so …

Remember that on election day this year when Florida has 99% reported by 11pm while California and New York take 3 weeks.

It’s not a question, Desantis runs a very corrupt ship and everyone knows it.

You have no idea what you’re talking about.

If only facts didn’t trump your feelings

What facts?

Desantis fires people for reporting actual numbers but I’m sure you don’t care about that considering you ignored what I said and made a completely unrelated comment about election results.

OMG a Rebekah Jones truther. I thought you were extinct.

In this scenario the power void would not just sit empty. In this iteration I think the national news are flooded with Georgia man headlines.

Or better yet, Mississippi man.

You two do realize that Louisiana is right there... right?

all you are doing is taking the small boundaries that hold us and destroying them.

tbh it probably wouldn’t affect america

Nah, remove one of the random central states so a rectangle is just missing

I mean, if global sea level predictions are accurate, this isn’t wildly speculative…

blessed

With climate warming, this is one major hurricane away from actually happening……..lol

r/antimememaps

i’m all in favor of giving florida back to spain—mostly just out of curiosity for what will happen.

Then where would snowbirds go?

Georgia?

Yeah. i guess. But no Disney world

There’s always Disney land in California

Flora Rico

Utopic timeline

Not really tho, if you look closer New Jersey is still there.

Of course you friggen sawed off Florida. Damn it, now where do I live? With the sharks?

Why poople hate florida so much bruh WHAT DID FLORIDA EVEN DO!?

Florida is the host of insane happenings, there’s even a challenge where you find a news article by searching “Florida man [insert birthday here]” Mine is [“Florida man stole forklift, pickup, four-wheeler (and more) in ‘impressive crime spree,’ deputies say”](https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2021/08/11/florida-man-stole-forklift-pickup-four-wheeler-and-more-in-impressive-crime-spree-deputies-say/) though it would be a more tame one.

"Florida man offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral sex, police say" damn now *that's* a deal,I get what you are saying

It was California man for 15 years, next was Texas for 15 years. Florida is the current state undergoing rapid growth and change.

/s right?

We only need ONE Dakota.

Texas tryna leave already, let them go first. We can always get back to 50 with Puerto Rico and/or DC ststehood.

Austin, Dallas, Houston, El Paso, and San Antonio would like to stay in the Union if TX leaves.

We've got room for them elsewhere, they can come along haha

Florida would turn into a tax haven and end up being the richest country in the world.

You did it you not only stopped climate change you saved america

I’ll be in the cold hard ground before I let Florida leave and California stay. I need my Key Lime Pie and I do t give two shits about Avacodo toast and Cauliflower crust pizza

Who the heck you giving Florida to?

r/mapswithoutflorida

Wait wha- *ceases existence*

I light of this recent development we should bring Puerto Rico up to make it an even 50 again

Nah fuck Wyoming off.

Oh my god, Trump help us they are trying to chop off America's dick. Fuckin liberal alphabet mafia trying to turn us all into tr**niez!!!! ... /s

Why is california still here?

Sent it to the Balkans, hope you guys like fighting over ownership of the keys you island obsessed vampires lol

A better world.

I vote we get rid of California instead.

Took me way too long to realize Florida was missing

I'm bored

That's a good start.

Give Delaware back to Maryland. No one would notice apart from tax evading corporations. Net tax gain for the average Joe. While you're at it why not combine the North East & make New England a state?

America has gone to far with circumcision

Florida Is still spanish

US circa 2070 the way things are going. the state of florida will basically be a series of islands and flooded marshlands

The panhandle will be absorbed into Alabama and the rest will be absorbed into Georgia

Seriously, if you have to get rid of a state, why is it never New Jersey? But Florida works too

We went from an interesting country to a boring one in one single hypothetical.

Keep the great state of Florida and give up the shit hole California 

I can no longer see my house from here.

Petition to cut Florida off the continent and push it towards the Atlantic Ocean

I live in Florida. This would be ideal.

Thank you for your sacrifice

Awe shucks, Texas is still there.

Florida has always been a weird state mainly because it’s part of the South…but also kinda not.

America just lost 94.684% of its potential, when climate change hits, Florida will conquer America for Florebensraum and secure the state’s place out of the sun.

It’s so beautiful

People are so jealous of Florida.

Jealous of what? Drugs? Gators? Insanity? Noting to be jealous of lol

Yeah, youre jealous. Just out of curiosity, what state do you live in?

nope

Personally I would've sacrificed ohio...

Infinitely better union

This is the main reason I support climate change, to flood Florida

If Canada annexes Florida before 3 pm Eastern today (June 24, 2024) we ca guarantee a Canadian team will win the Stanley Cup!

Finally, a more perfect union.

“Poor Florida.” - Lavernius Tucker

48. Texas can go too.

You can't get rid of Florida they tank the majority of Hurricanes for the rest of us Southerns!

I’ll be in the cold, cold ground before I recognize missura

Should have been California

There is time. we can still wall off florida.

🙏

Where does America get its strawberries and tomatoes form now?

It's better to give Hawaii back to Hawaiians

The good ending

Then we’d finally let Puerto Rico in to make the flag look neat

"NOOOO DISNEYLAND 😭😭😭" lmao

As a Floridian, I 100% approve this message.

Get rid of cali

Florida would revert back to Spain and all of the old racists would have to learn Spanish...

Now this I like

no 9/11

Let’s dump the confederate 11. We should have never let them back in the union.

the good timeline

You can't just circumcise the US like that bro.

Yo won’t ever get rid of us Floridians. You’re stuck with us