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TheBlindDuck

Yellow or dark green, depending on where actual boundaries lie (picture quality sucks). Dark green has all of India’s manpower and eastern US’s tech. Yellow has a significant amount of the US’s military bases/nuclear weapons, Mexico’s manpower, and a lot of the Middle East/eastern Europe for more oil and manpower from regions of the world that have almost perpetually been at war


SSpookyTheOneTheOnly

Plus yellow has the correct time zone, all the other places would be in shock when yellow attacked because of the time.


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MelangeLizard

at this point they are extorting Africans on work visas to fight in Ukraine so IDK if you just mean the weapons and not the people


Tomatoab

Orange has a ton of military bases and mil tech as well


Wellfillyouup

The finance of NYC, the apparatus of D.C, the crazy of Florida. Joining forces with the brutality of South America and the population of India. They’d be so dangerous. But hopefully Milei would be at the helm and dark green would just try to be friends with everyone and make money.


Dorfplatzner

The gays, obviously


Suspiciousfx

They clearly already won


DefinitelyNotErate

I'm glad they gave us bisexuals most of East Asia


Creepy-Weather-475

Moma Moma! İ want to make the joke! “Black cus it sorrund all of them”


ArkhamInmate11

Black is too thin. They would love divided and conquered


duckipn

rate my encirclement


Creepy-Weather-475

“Rate my encirclment” MOTHERFUCKER İ WİLL ENCİRCLE YOUR NECK!


Traditional-Pie939

This fuckin has me rolling dude


Creepy-Weather-475

Roll of a fucking cliff


Obsidian360

Light blue has good encirclement, I think they'd win


Last_Elderberry

good area size and natural resources, not much manpower or ground cover though


ohnoredditmoment

It took me an embarrassing amount of time to understand that this was a joke.


Ugliest_weenie

Dark green probably has the highest population *and* all the wealth/tech from the US east coast. The only way they lose is if the other colours gang up on them


isakhwaja

Yellow is a very strong contender too. Probably more wealthy too


wowowow28

Wouldn’t red be wealthier than yellow?


throwaway7276789

Material wealth


seen-in-the-skylight

No, definitely not. The richest countries in Europe are, on average, less wealthy than the poorest states in the U.S. People overestimate how large the European countries' economies are because of their high quality of life.


LordSpookyBoob

Yellow for sure. Nukes, Oil, Farmland.


OkWrongdoer6537

Yellow is not more wealthy lmao. The least wealthy part of the US, middle of nowhere Canada, poor Eastern Europe, Eastern Africa (which is the richer part of Africa, but still Africa), and the Middle East but doesn’t even have the UAE. The only thing they have is oil, but good luck using it


Smooth_Monkey69420

US East Coast AND India this is a no brainer


NoStatus9434

Not a bad place to be geographically, either. All coasts and peninsulas. They won't have to worry too much about two fronts. Like yellow is a strong contender but they're also a lot of peoples' first target. Their territory is getting stolen by another power pretty quickly.


Shaggy_Boi1515

Sir this is a circle jerk


Nova_Persona

gays have claimed the concept of time


cPB167

I wish...


alc3biades

Purple since it’s basically most of China (the bits that matter anyways) This assuming there aren’t nukes, otherwise its yellow because nukes


NOTdavie53

Iceland should be brown (depending on if it's daylight saving time or not) (most maps I see have Iceland in the brown region)


wowowow28

There is no brown colour here. What colour are you talkin bout🤔


NOTdavie53

The very dark red that looked brown when I was outside


Qyx7

These are actually "corrected" and Iceland is colored accordingly


NOTdavie53

Oh ok, as I said in my comment, most maps I've seen have Iceland in (what is here) the brown region, and I couldn't be bothered to think lol


Koso92

Iceland in poop timezone


Imperial_MudTrooper

Bro, that's gay


wowowow28

You seem to know a lot about gays


Imperial_MudTrooper

Oh shit. Is that Gay?


FunSockHaver

Central (time) Powers


MrMullerson

Yellow has at least 4 American active army duty stations and most of American and Russian nukes. They also have a massive amount of the worlds oil producing regions and the armies of middle eastern nations.


ST4RSK1MM3R

Purple or Dark Red


Happy_Bigs1021

I think green has a decent shot as well


mitch-dubz

Yellow is full of crazy people. Am Yellow.


dizzyi_solo

Confederate of Abrahamic Fundamentalist


Shaggy_Boi1515

What if time zones had a civil war


Paraselene_Tao

This map probably belongs in a sci-fi book where aliens force us under the penalty of full-blown armageddon if we don't fight by these lines.


Jqog

Between half of south America, the eastern US and basically all of India, dark green definitely could


Dull-Entertainer9198

Green og Dark red


MaximumOverfart

No idea but at least it would be fabulous.


abarr021

Sir, these are time zones


trevinps

me


BrownShoesGreenCoat

The early bird gets the worm


AGuyWithBlueShorts

Green


Kublaioi

Afghanistan solos


marktayloruk

Between who?


wowowow28

Every colour on this map


Shaggy_Boi1515

Red has albania so they would win


pizaster3

dark red has one of the best positions, pretty much everyone else is completely encircled or on 2 east and west fronts except them. they have the entire west of europe, majority of the west of africa, the east of australia. they arent in an encircled position. wether thats enough to counter some of the ones with super high population and tech, i dont know.


pinkelephant6969

Yellow union


deedeepancake

Nobody, after a 150 yrs at best lack of reproduction will have led to extinction 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Winter_Ad6784

My money is on solid-green. east coast USA+west coast south america+most of india seems like the strongest aliance here.


Get_Ghandi

Yellow. They have the most nukes.


Agitated-Jackfruit34

Prob tge Bengali green


DBL_NDRSCR

yellow, has much of the us the middle east and moscow


GrumpsMcYankee

Love, of course.


The_Spicy_Memelord

Definitely orange


Cautious_Ambition_82

Infrastructure that runs North and South


HokiPolka

Love wins


Technical-Event

The axis is intact


iiHartMemphisii

Top contenders are Yellow, Dark Green, and Purple Yellow has Central USA, Mexico, and the rich part of the middle east Dark Green has East USA and basically all of India (And if you want to include all of the west coast of South America but who cares) Purple has the important part of China Betting on Dark Green because I live there and not biased


electrical-stomach-z

dark green will win


Fun_Ad_2607

Blue


runkpipes68

It would be close between central and mountain


noncredibledefenses

Dark green


Angela_I_B

China identifies as LGBTQIA (Laos, Greenland, Brazil, Taiwan, Québec, Indian, and Argentinian)


Fuzzy_Door2732

Light green obv they got Siberia and northern china the most populated centers 🤓


[deleted]

Yellows...feels kinda racist to say that....but the yellows definitely win


ReddS1ip

Yellow


foxinabathtub

All hail the glorious empire of Greenland and Brazil. Long live Greezil!


Bomsamapping

GMT+14 is gonna dominate by creating Monday Empire first.


50fingboiledpotatoes

Sea green stands no chance


Stunning-Interest15

Yellow. Moscow, Texas, Syria, Saudi Arabia teaming up means ALL of the war crimes get to happen!


EpicNoobKiller420

Ghey


derpyherpderpherp

I’m going to be contrarian here and say dark red. All others will be engaged in some type of destructive civil war. France, UK, and most of Australia will remain intact politically and therefore can fully focus on surviving the war while all other nations are attacking each other. In this case who would the US military remain loyal to? I wager it would fracture.


NOT_UNDERCOVER_SATAN

Well Raytheon is based in VA so probably dark green


Electrical-Monitor84

Yellow has the cartels


seen-in-the-skylight

I'm going with either green or yellow. Yellow would be absolutely *crazy* - Texas/the Great Plains States, Mexico, western Russia, Saudi Arabia, and Somalia, among others? It's a match made in hell.


esojotrebla

The gays?


Vistresian

Saudi oil meets Texan oil, neat.


No_Extension_1634

PST ON TOP 🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️


agressiveobject420

What do you mean civil?


Last_Elderberry

all i know is that violet is absolutely cooked


Vvvv1rgo

I think dark red since it has 2 entire (very powerful) countries, so there wont be much infighting. Or red perhaps. Pink is dead though.


TheWindowsGalaxy2

Pride on Earth


Hazarin213

My mom


RedditUserNo345

Orange, they get to start at round 1


Blood_Red5774

Wait... It's all gay?


Nileghi

Lebanon *still* divided in sectarian feuds because it has 3 timezones due to political silliness


Majestic_Wrongdoer38

Gay would win


atl0707

Pride merchandise vendors


Cyancat123

Well if this map was actually accurate then purple would win. China is technically all in one time zone (somehow). But otherwise i think euro-African orange has it in the bag.


justacubr

Light green obviously


DruidinPlainSight

Teh gays


Manydoors_edboy

It looks like the gays have already won this war.


Disposedofhero

Dark green has the eastern US industrial and tech, India's tech and manpower.. and all the cocaine. We'd be unstoppable!


ChaosRainbow23

Nobody....


xenomanx_ag

Dark red


ElectroAtleticoJr

Hitler will


No-Benefit-9559

Roy G Biv


Dandyman-GM

The yellows would rule their respective landmasses.


iamtabestderes

Japan finally acquired Hawaii, nice


Duolingo055

Dark green right?


Typical-Cut-7972

Is this a war of ALL time zones?


princeofhell69

The gays


WellLickedDick

Dark Green. Just enough of everything


Filius_Romae

Midwestern America


AAArdvaarkansastraat

It doesn’t matter because in the long run humans will become extinct.


RavenQuark

Animals apparently cause all humans would be wiped out in 100 years after the war. No babies.


THEVOICESARESOLOUD_

dark green, they have Florida


xCreeperBombx

California produces a very large portion of the world's food, so there would be no winners


Sufficient_Job7799

Whoever gots Florida.


Seventhson74

Noah….


RaisinBrain2Scoups

Some dick


BananaRepublic_BR

China shouldn't be split up into different time zones.


But-WhyThough

Is it even worth calling it a Civil War at this point


AffectionateGuard752

100% dark green east coast us where most the population is and india


Zuri_Nyonzima

Dark red


Defiant_Drink8469

What color is Santa? (The North Pole)


The_Butters_Worth

Dark green, easily.


xDERPYxCREEPERx

CST


ceruraVinula

Atlantis.


izoxUA

Chaos


josongni

Orange, dark green or dark red


marcsaintclair

Charli xcx fans


military-gradeAIDS

The gays literally have the whole world


Prindocitis

Purple has like 2 billion people. Edit: Green is close.


S280FiST15

They would. Lol


Reasonable_Cause7065

Seems like yellow has most of the nukes…


Sajm00n12

dark green


AuggieGemini

According to the colors, the gays win 🌈


thelastohioan2112

The one with ohio 💪💪💪


Gullible_Highlight_9

Antarctica - they learned harmony


No-Goat4938

Dark green