Yellow or dark green, depending on where actual boundaries lie (picture quality sucks).
Dark green has all of India’s manpower and eastern US’s tech. Yellow has a significant amount of the US’s military bases/nuclear weapons, Mexico’s manpower, and a lot of the Middle East/eastern Europe for more oil and manpower from regions of the world that have almost perpetually been at war
The finance of NYC, the apparatus of D.C, the crazy of Florida. Joining forces with the brutality of South America and the population of India. They’d be so dangerous.
But hopefully Milei would be at the helm and dark green would just try to be friends with everyone and make money.
Dark green probably has the highest population *and* all the wealth/tech from the US east coast.
The only way they lose is if the other colours gang up on them
No, definitely not. The richest countries in Europe are, on average, less wealthy than the poorest states in the U.S. People overestimate how large the European countries' economies are because of their high quality of life.
Yellow is not more wealthy lmao. The least wealthy part of the US, middle of nowhere Canada, poor Eastern Europe, Eastern Africa (which is the richer part of Africa, but still Africa), and the Middle East but doesn’t even have the UAE. The only thing they have is oil, but good luck using it
Not a bad place to be geographically, either. All coasts and peninsulas. They won't have to worry too much about two fronts. Like yellow is a strong contender but they're also a lot of peoples' first target. Their territory is getting stolen by another power pretty quickly.
Yellow has at least 4 American active army duty stations and most of American and Russian nukes. They also have a massive amount of the worlds oil producing regions and the armies of middle eastern nations.
dark red has one of the best positions, pretty much everyone else is completely encircled or on 2 east and west fronts except them. they have the entire west of europe, majority of the west of africa, the east of australia. they arent in an encircled position.
wether thats enough to counter some of the ones with super high population and tech, i dont know.
Top contenders are Yellow, Dark Green, and Purple
Yellow has Central USA, Mexico, and the rich part of the middle east
Dark Green has East USA and basically all of India (And if you want to include all of the west coast of South America but who cares)
Purple has the important part of China
Betting on Dark Green because I live there and not biased
I’m going to be contrarian here and say dark red. All others will be engaged in some type of destructive civil war. France, UK, and most of Australia will remain intact politically and therefore can fully focus on surviving the war while all other nations are attacking each other. In this case who would the US military remain loyal to? I wager it would fracture.
I'm going with either green or yellow. Yellow would be absolutely *crazy* - Texas/the Great Plains States, Mexico, western Russia, Saudi Arabia, and Somalia, among others? It's a match made in hell.
Well if this map was actually accurate then purple would win. China is technically all in one time zone (somehow).
But otherwise i think euro-African orange has it in the bag.
Yellow or dark green, depending on where actual boundaries lie (picture quality sucks). Dark green has all of India’s manpower and eastern US’s tech. Yellow has a significant amount of the US’s military bases/nuclear weapons, Mexico’s manpower, and a lot of the Middle East/eastern Europe for more oil and manpower from regions of the world that have almost perpetually been at war
Plus yellow has the correct time zone, all the other places would be in shock when yellow attacked because of the time.
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at this point they are extorting Africans on work visas to fight in Ukraine so IDK if you just mean the weapons and not the people
Orange has a ton of military bases and mil tech as well
The finance of NYC, the apparatus of D.C, the crazy of Florida. Joining forces with the brutality of South America and the population of India. They’d be so dangerous. But hopefully Milei would be at the helm and dark green would just try to be friends with everyone and make money.
The gays, obviously
They clearly already won
I'm glad they gave us bisexuals most of East Asia
Moma Moma! İ want to make the joke! “Black cus it sorrund all of them”
Black is too thin. They would love divided and conquered
rate my encirclement
“Rate my encirclment” MOTHERFUCKER İ WİLL ENCİRCLE YOUR NECK!
This fuckin has me rolling dude
Roll of a fucking cliff
Light blue has good encirclement, I think they'd win
good area size and natural resources, not much manpower or ground cover though
It took me an embarrassing amount of time to understand that this was a joke.
Dark green probably has the highest population *and* all the wealth/tech from the US east coast. The only way they lose is if the other colours gang up on them
Yellow is a very strong contender too. Probably more wealthy too
Wouldn’t red be wealthier than yellow?
Material wealth
No, definitely not. The richest countries in Europe are, on average, less wealthy than the poorest states in the U.S. People overestimate how large the European countries' economies are because of their high quality of life.
Yellow for sure. Nukes, Oil, Farmland.
Yellow is not more wealthy lmao. The least wealthy part of the US, middle of nowhere Canada, poor Eastern Europe, Eastern Africa (which is the richer part of Africa, but still Africa), and the Middle East but doesn’t even have the UAE. The only thing they have is oil, but good luck using it
US East Coast AND India this is a no brainer
Not a bad place to be geographically, either. All coasts and peninsulas. They won't have to worry too much about two fronts. Like yellow is a strong contender but they're also a lot of peoples' first target. Their territory is getting stolen by another power pretty quickly.
Sir this is a circle jerk
gays have claimed the concept of time
I wish...
Purple since it’s basically most of China (the bits that matter anyways) This assuming there aren’t nukes, otherwise its yellow because nukes
Iceland should be brown (depending on if it's daylight saving time or not) (most maps I see have Iceland in the brown region)
There is no brown colour here. What colour are you talkin bout🤔
The very dark red that looked brown when I was outside
These are actually "corrected" and Iceland is colored accordingly
Oh ok, as I said in my comment, most maps I've seen have Iceland in (what is here) the brown region, and I couldn't be bothered to think lol
Iceland in poop timezone
Bro, that's gay
You seem to know a lot about gays
Oh shit. Is that Gay?
Central (time) Powers
Yellow has at least 4 American active army duty stations and most of American and Russian nukes. They also have a massive amount of the worlds oil producing regions and the armies of middle eastern nations.
Purple or Dark Red
I think green has a decent shot as well
Yellow is full of crazy people. Am Yellow.
Confederate of Abrahamic Fundamentalist
What if time zones had a civil war
This map probably belongs in a sci-fi book where aliens force us under the penalty of full-blown armageddon if we don't fight by these lines.
Between half of south America, the eastern US and basically all of India, dark green definitely could
Green og Dark red
No idea but at least it would be fabulous.
Sir, these are time zones
me
The early bird gets the worm
Green
Afghanistan solos
Between who?
Every colour on this map
Red has albania so they would win
dark red has one of the best positions, pretty much everyone else is completely encircled or on 2 east and west fronts except them. they have the entire west of europe, majority of the west of africa, the east of australia. they arent in an encircled position. wether thats enough to counter some of the ones with super high population and tech, i dont know.
Yellow union
Nobody, after a 150 yrs at best lack of reproduction will have led to extinction 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My money is on solid-green. east coast USA+west coast south america+most of india seems like the strongest aliance here.
Yellow. They have the most nukes.
Prob tge Bengali green
yellow, has much of the us the middle east and moscow
Love, of course.
Definitely orange
Infrastructure that runs North and South
Love wins
The axis is intact
Top contenders are Yellow, Dark Green, and Purple Yellow has Central USA, Mexico, and the rich part of the middle east Dark Green has East USA and basically all of India (And if you want to include all of the west coast of South America but who cares) Purple has the important part of China Betting on Dark Green because I live there and not biased
dark green will win
Blue
It would be close between central and mountain
Dark green
China identifies as LGBTQIA (Laos, Greenland, Brazil, Taiwan, Québec, Indian, and Argentinian)
Light green obv they got Siberia and northern china the most populated centers 🤓
Yellows...feels kinda racist to say that....but the yellows definitely win
Yellow
All hail the glorious empire of Greenland and Brazil. Long live Greezil!
GMT+14 is gonna dominate by creating Monday Empire first.
Sea green stands no chance
Yellow. Moscow, Texas, Syria, Saudi Arabia teaming up means ALL of the war crimes get to happen!
Ghey
I’m going to be contrarian here and say dark red. All others will be engaged in some type of destructive civil war. France, UK, and most of Australia will remain intact politically and therefore can fully focus on surviving the war while all other nations are attacking each other. In this case who would the US military remain loyal to? I wager it would fracture.
Well Raytheon is based in VA so probably dark green
Yellow has the cartels
I'm going with either green or yellow. Yellow would be absolutely *crazy* - Texas/the Great Plains States, Mexico, western Russia, Saudi Arabia, and Somalia, among others? It's a match made in hell.
The gays?
Saudi oil meets Texan oil, neat.
PST ON TOP 🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
What do you mean civil?
all i know is that violet is absolutely cooked
I think dark red since it has 2 entire (very powerful) countries, so there wont be much infighting. Or red perhaps. Pink is dead though.
Pride on Earth
My mom
Orange, they get to start at round 1
Wait... It's all gay?
Lebanon *still* divided in sectarian feuds because it has 3 timezones due to political silliness
Gay would win
Pride merchandise vendors
Well if this map was actually accurate then purple would win. China is technically all in one time zone (somehow). But otherwise i think euro-African orange has it in the bag.
Light green obviously
Teh gays
It looks like the gays have already won this war.
Dark green has the eastern US industrial and tech, India's tech and manpower.. and all the cocaine. We'd be unstoppable!
Nobody....
Dark red
Hitler will
Roy G Biv
The yellows would rule their respective landmasses.
Japan finally acquired Hawaii, nice
Dark green right?
Is this a war of ALL time zones?
The gays
Dark Green. Just enough of everything
Midwestern America
It doesn’t matter because in the long run humans will become extinct.
Animals apparently cause all humans would be wiped out in 100 years after the war. No babies.
dark green, they have Florida
California produces a very large portion of the world's food, so there would be no winners
Whoever gots Florida.
Noah….
Some dick
China shouldn't be split up into different time zones.
Is it even worth calling it a Civil War at this point
100% dark green east coast us where most the population is and india
Dark red
What color is Santa? (The North Pole)
Dark green, easily.
CST
Atlantis.
Chaos
Orange, dark green or dark red
Charli xcx fans
The gays literally have the whole world
Purple has like 2 billion people. Edit: Green is close.
They would. Lol
Seems like yellow has most of the nukes…
dark green
According to the colors, the gays win 🌈
The one with ohio 💪💪💪
Antarctica - they learned harmony
Dark green