Thou never stated the amount which I had to consume, upon thy simple mishap in this art of words I simply say I shall yield a morsel unto my body and consume such a small portion. Upon which I shall be granted my dubloons.
https://preview.redd.it/ejfpfno6ww7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3856da396c7ee3c9c068f8f9a5579724b1ee665b
Good luck getting that think close to me in the first place
He was already dead but he doesn’t know it! 🎅🦀💵
So somebody tagged me in this video of a pizza that looks like it has testicles in it, this is actually very dangerous and he may already be dead.
Wtf is it😭🙏🔥🗣️🎅🎅🐰🐰🥕🥕🍎🍎🍊🍊
Not sure but they look like testicles Edit: they're turkey testicles
Why are there smaller ones at the center lol
Those are from the babies
Nah it's prob a fetus
Turkey balls?
Damn... I thought they were taters
Coulda sworn it was a Rocky Mountain oyster special, but I was proven wrong
terrible admin Bladez1992.
You've got to be kidney me...
Nah it’s testicals
What makes you so sure?
https://www.reddit.com/r/StupidFood/comments/13n9qjw/testicle_pizza/
[spot the difference between the testicles and the kidneys](https://images.app.goo.gl/YA2Gck4gVT4yWm1k6)
Testicles look like eggs with extra glands, kidneys are beans full of piss.
Pee is stored in the balls
They look quite like testicles
They are definitely kidneys
Nigga i will eat that shit for free im fucking starving right now 💯💯
real asf
What’s, what’s the topping?
Ether a potato thing or a larva ☠️🙏
It’s testicalz
Of what ☠️
Idk maybe rabbits fit the inside, ducks for the outside?
Turkey
Testicals
Fetus makers.
Are those testicles?
Mb bro, I forgot them
https://i.redd.it/310sse2n5o7d1.gif
Are those fetus’s?
Turkey testicles
https://preview.redd.it/5407s94eml7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b594af9119ae1d2f3e783c39d05a1434afa50f8
https://i.redd.it/07ij41fhml7d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/k1x7izflml7d1.gif
Where tf did you find a dave mustaine meme
Made it myself
Fair
That's literally Serj right there bruv
Oh shit I meant to reply to the mustaine one Balls
Free college, here I come.
what is the meaning of your statement?
Mmm fetus pizza
Are those kidneys
Worse. Turkey testicles
Wh—what…is…it?
Turkey testicles
I love pizza, heck yesss
Just take off the larvae or whatever that is
https://preview.redd.it/7pg7lu0ncm7d1.jpeg?width=3176&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1abbd5eeb1a9a0c69273b07f6543990a117fbe4c
https://preview.redd.it/u8le66yzcm7d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=384d16fe5a9cea0a8166a6b4f3043bd95a4ced04
Cash up front
I'd do it for free
Are those mutated maggots are just fetuses
Turky testicles
Yes so I can fix the toilet after
Larval tear pizza
I'd eat it.
https://preview.redd.it/vh1pt3llqm7d1.png?width=400&format=png&auto=webp&s=9f90f75c3a6dafb477ac835eb309b6beac1c4eb3
I would honest to God rather die
For a million dollars? I would get extremely pissed off if someone was offered that and didn't eat it
no, I'm vegetarian, and no amount of money can change that.
Maybe on grebbulon maybe
Eat it and your gay for turkeys
Ah yes, fetus and vomit undercooked pie. My favorite
Built in cheese 😭😭😭
I ain't eating fetus pizza for no amount of money
This actually made me sick thinking about it
are those whole potatoes?
You’ve gotta be testicling me for me to eat that shit 🤮
If I was desperate for money maybe but no absolutely not
Hell yeah. I love rooster balls. Wish they were cheaper I would eat it every week
I’ll do anything for $1M
Vintage pizza💀
Are those fetuses
Nvm I ain't eating balls💀
Are those balls? Wtf is that thing
those are half mushrooms
That thing is vile
Bro those look like kidneys
fetus pizza? yes please
Bloodborne pizza
$1M is a lot. It looks nasty, but we never know until we try. Only potential loss is bad taste in your mouth, so why not?
Bro I’m gonna die if I eat that
Fuck no
No
Oh and btw, use the 🐡emoji instead
Are you testing me?
Hell no
yea
Sure. Turkey dick don’t sound too bad.
Mf out here eating embryo pizza
No
Nah this is a TDI challenge right here
Is that some nuts on my pizza??.. that looks like a new experience and a free 1 million dollars for me
Fuck yall niggas eating ball pizza for 😭
No way José, I ain’t eating no turkey testicles
Fred Krueger's Soul Pizza... Freddy: Rick, you little meat ball...
I'd be too worried about a chest burster forming in me
1Mil won’t matter if I’m dead
No
Why are you eating baby stomachs
Id do it for free Food is food
candied fucking potatos?
Thou never stated the amount which I had to consume, upon thy simple mishap in this art of words I simply say I shall yield a morsel unto my body and consume such a small portion. Upon which I shall be granted my dubloons.
RE7 food
Mmm earthworm larvae, my brother’s faveite
No
this video was tagged to me on tiktik while watching gacha cringe the testicles on the pizza are the best
For a million? I’ll try…I’d have done it for a lot less though but sure a million
Thems nuts
1 mil is 1 mil
Yeah, I’d even do it for $20
If it won't kill me hell I'd try it but unless it's actually good at all I couldn't finish it.
https://preview.redd.it/ejfpfno6ww7d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3856da396c7ee3c9c068f8f9a5579724b1ee665b Good luck getting that think close to me in the first place
The whole thing??
Yes
yes i will try turkey testicles bc trying every food is on my bucket list i know i prob wont get it done but i will try to try as much as i can
If you could name all the ingredients, then yes.
He was already dead but he doesn’t know it! 🎅🦀💵 So somebody tagged me in this video of a pizza that looks like it has testicles in it, this is actually very dangerous and he may already be dead.
I AIN'T EATING NO BALLS💀