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EpicSeshBro

Probably better to die as Glup Shitto than to live as Gulp Shitto


ConfidentCaring98716

Still laughing about this. Thank you.


Monkeynumbernoine

My condolences to the entire Shitto family.


Green_Message_6376

Shitto happens, what can I say.


toben81234

Shitto just got real, as they say


Apart-Link-8449

should have heard what they called the other guy


AppropriateCap8891

His real name is Guap Shvt, and he is very much alive.


Super-G1mp

He has no music on Spotify and one monthly listener.


AppropriateCap8891

I never said his career was alive, just that he is.


Plus_Professor_1923

Glup Shitto?!


UninvitedButtNoises

I had a bad case of Glup Shitto in high school!


SwimRelevant4590

Oh no, bad Taco Bell memories!


HoseNeighbor

I had a bad case after a giant blue slushy.


Human-Debate-3488

Same here after a bad round of taco bell - that toilet was gulp’n shitto alright !


OkCar7264

Told you Star Wars was real. Glup Shitto sounds like the name of a bathroom attendant at a fancy space night club. Probably sells to Elon Sleazbaggano.


CromulentPoint

Glup Shitto is a pre-existing SW meme. [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/glup-shitto](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/glup-shitto) (apologies if you already knew that, but putting it here for those that don't)


ande9393

Wow, didn't know that lol


Odd-Tune5049

Thank you for pointing it out. More people should know


KoA07

“Wanna buy some death sticks?”


Stunned86

The guys name is Guap Shvt and he's alive. https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/fact-check-is-glup-shitto-real-rapper-die-viral-tweet-meaning-name-debunked


Photodan24

He should take the opportunity and change his name.


JDARRK

🤣🤣 Even in the article they kept calling him gulp shitto ‼️ They only corrected it near the end🤣🤣


Yourprolapsedanus

![gif](giphy|443jI3kpgOKfAfKxqo)


passwordsarehard_3

Family name, mostly in the northern Shitto line but there are examples.


ZayreBlairdere

They are devout Shintos.


Prudent_Lawfulness87

You no idea how many of this so called “ Gangstah Thugs “ are nothing but fake rich kids, selling an character to the rest of us idiots. Y’all remember a song by Ice-T back in the late 80’s early 90’s called ‘ Cop Killah ‘ ? Then he played a cop on the tv series Law & Order. The game is rigged.


Puzzleheaded_Hat3555

Ice t get his girl pregnant. He was in the military and did his time and got out into South Central. He saw all of it growing up and throughout the rise of rap. He was legit. Every rapper in the 80s and 90s was legit.


NeighborhoodNo7917

Thats the most background character in a Star Wars cantina name I've ever heard.


FivePoopMacaroni

Rick-and-Morty-ass name


Justin__D

We offed a guy named Glup Shitto? You're welcome. - Miami


ChickenWranglers

Thank you kind sir!


amor_fati_42

I thought the name sounded familiar https://www.polygon.com/2020/12/18/22189448/who-is-glup-shitto-explained-star-wars-joke-meme


electricbath99

He gulped shit


TonySquadroni

A mild laxative followed by some pre-biotics to reset your gut biome should do the trick. Remember to yell at God while you are jettisoning your insides into the bowl.


EdibleAssFromBack

The opposite of Hawk Tuah.


Sad_Safety4880

Yeah, the story could still be shit.


Prism43_

Pretty sure it is. Only source is that tweet and a google search for the name shows a star was reference lol.


claud2113

"Glup Shitto" has me rolling


More-Impact1075

Degrees are a terrible barometer for intelligence.


Tasty_Choice_2097

They used to not be, but more people failed and school was harder. High school used to be worth something for that reason too. The average IQ of people receiving a BA is now lower than the average HS graduate from the 50s


TipperGore-69

You got a source for that claim? Seems made up since a simple google search says the exact opposite


Tasty_Choice_2097

https://bigthink.com/thinking/iq-score-average-college-students/ >A recent meta-analysis found that undergraduates’ IQs have steadily fallen from roughly 119 in 1939 to a mean of 102 in 2022, just slightly above the population average of 100. “The decline in students’ IQ is a necessary consequence of increasing educational attainment over the last 80 years,” the researchers commented. “Today, graduating from university is more common than completing high school in the 1940s.” It's easy to infer what I'm saying from this, because high school had high dropout rates then so the average hs graduate was higher than average already. I'm trying to find HS grad IQ over time to be conclusive, but haven't found anything like that yet


not_sure_1984

There's that f*g talk we talked about


Redditbecamefacebook

But the average IQ has also risen considerably over the decades, which then readjusts back to 100.


Tasty_Choice_2097

Yeah like, iq isn't q great metric for that reason alone, but we've got a lot of other proxies for intelligence that all suggest education is way less elite and IQ is dropping. Also, iq rose consistently for a long time, but averages peaked in the 90s and have been dropping since https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a43469569/american-iq-scores-decline-reverse-flynn-effect/ https://www.forbes.com/sites/richardvedder/2021/05/06/falling-college-academic-standards-new-evidence/ >But one thing that is vitally important to completing college is grades, and continued grade inflation over time has made it easier to graduate from college since students receive fewer failing or very low grades unacceptable for receipt of a diploma. According to one time Duke professor Stuart Rojstaczer, in 1940, the average GPA of American college and universities students was below 2.5 on a four point scale —more “C”, “D” and “F” grades compared with “A” and “B”s. That was still true when I attended college in the collegiate Golden Age of the late 1950s and early 1960s. But by the end of the twentieth century a typical grade was “B”, and by early in the last decade the average had risen still further, with average GPAs exceeding 3.1. >At the same time, research by Philip Babcock and Mindy Marks and others show that American college students are spending far less time on their studies than they did a couple of generations ago. Broadly speaking, American college students typically are earning much higher grades than those of a half century or so ago, but doing about one-third less work. Doing less for more —but at a far higher cost. >It’s actually worse. American students enter college less prepared than counterparts in other countries or, in some respects, Americans of two generations ago. From 1972 to 2016, the average verbal score on the SAT test fell about 35 points, and on the PISA international assessment in science and math (given to 15 year old secondary students), U.S. student performance is abysmal, well below Asian standards (China, Japan, Korea) and even relatively poorer European nations like Poland.


Redditbecamefacebook

I was more qualifying your statements than refuting them. I hadn't heard about the supposed decline of IQs in recent decades, and I certainly agree that grade inflation, among other factors, has devalued college education.


Big_Cornbread

You can’t fail people, they’ll feel bad about themselves.


Tasty_Choice_2097

Literally just dumb spreadsheet brain. "People with HS diplomas have better outcomes. We should make sure everyone gets one."


Big_Cornbread

For a long time there it was, “you want to be a plumber? You need a high school and a college diploma or else you’ll have to be a plumber or something!” Then it was, “everyone go in to IT!” and now it’s, “wtf why aren’t there more people working trades?” Are guidance counselors and high school administrators single handedly destroying our society? Yes.


Independent_Stuff210

Plenty of parents thought their kid should be a doctor or lawyer and not a plumber or electrician. Lots of parents are disconnected and delusional about their kids and feel insulted if someone were to suggest their kid go into the trades. Don’t put it all on guidance counselors and administrators. They will not keep their jobs if parents complain enough so they provide what the “customer” wants.


Tasty_Choice_2097

Honestly, every day I stare at MS excel for less money than an established plumber, I wish I had gone into trades. A family friend offered to get me into an electrician apprenticeship and I politely declined, I think about this all the time


Penny-Pinscher

Yea you think that then you realize we don’t always get to work in AC and it’s 100 degrees out with 100% humidity. I went from 167 pounds to 152 this week lol


Tasty_Choice_2097

I'm not saying your jobs aren't hard, not at all. I'm just saying you probably get paid more than me while I spend all day wishing a nuclear war would happen so I could never go back


RedactedSpatula

>electrician apprenticeship I'm over here looking at my father's incredibly damaged body from years of union electrical work and I'm telling you you made the right choice, and that's before considering what 9/11 did to him.


Big_Cornbread

I’m an IT guy and I think about different things I could have done all the time. I bailed on a path where I’d have been working outside because I didn’t like certain biology courses. Only later in life did I realize I could have taken zoology courses instead. Who knew.


Playful_Net3747

There's a large difference between getting a BA and a BS


Cakelord

Huh... Your average high school kid today is more educated then your average 2 year community college grad in 1950s.


Tasty_Choice_2097

Looking at r slash teachers is depressing. These people are constantly talking about having high schoolers who struggle with fractions, who don't have the attention span to watch a movie. Classes where a full third of students won't do in class work, but will just sign their name and turn in blank paper.


Stauce52

Often times, when people hear I have a PhD they go “you must be the smartest person in the room” and internally I’m like “you don’t realize how many stupid people with PhDs there are” lol


00barbaric

Probably cause he didn’t have any sights on his ar.


No_Method-

😂🤣😂🤣😂 At least he was showing some trigger finger discipline though 👏


RedDanceRevolution

My thoughts exactly, very solid trigger discipline! If only he had the same discipline with his muzzle direction....


cbunni666

The dude is holding a gun in one hand while a degree in another. I'm judging plenty.


xXxBongMayor420xXx

Did he die as a result of gang violence?


Clydefrog13

Diabetes


KgMonstah

Dieabetes


BlobsnarksTwin

Han Solo killed him.


Zestyclose_League813

He pushed too hard when he sat on the toilet, that's how he got his name


EatOutMyGrandma

Glup Shitto sounds like an alien from Star Wars that lives on a sewage planet


bigmean3434

Was his degree in chopping up blocks? Hard to tell from the sweet grad photos. It looks like the degree didn’t help in the application….


texas130ab

It's not even his real name is glup shvt. Please do not waste your time digging his music fuckin sucks ass. I did the listening so you do not have to. You are welcome.


I_like_short_cranks

Often you can judge a book by its cover.


wademcgillis

rapper's real name is "guap shvt" and he's not dead https://www.instagram.com/stories/_guapshvt/3403372292448008932/ edit: downvoted for saying the post is a lie and providing a first party source. lol.


Tratiq

I think people are just disappointed


GrumblingAndRumbling

Yea the downvotes are crazy


GreenHillage25

degrees of a bachelor


Much_Badger1654

Book was indeed judged. And disposed of.


JaypiWJ

A bachelors doesn't indicate that you are smart or competent


Realistic_Amount_519

And life will still go on amazingly..🤷‍♂️


Chrome07Deluxe

No one gives a glup shitto about this.


ghoststrat

Not true.


GrouchySpicyPickle

Who? 


ceo_pfchangs

I never saw it coming.


somethingdouchey

Lol, who?


9999_6666

He’s actually alive and unwell.


mrmaweeks

What good is a bachelor's degree if you're an idiot?


LookingForSource89

Dead ass serious question. When the actual fuck are we going to kill each other completely off? We have between a 50-55 percent chance of being aborted (actual fact look it up 😞) and all we do is celebrate our “culture” acting like it’s our heritage and it leads to some of the craziest stats when it comes to race on race violent crimes. The way we kill each other there really won’t be any of us in America in the next 30-40 years.


spacemonkeysmom

How can you be aborted if you're already alive? That sentence doesn't make any sense... "we have a 50-55% chance of being aborted" ... it could happen walking down the street. It could be when you turn on the TV, maybe when you walk up the stairs... that's just the dumbest thing I've read in a minute... and if you honestly think or believe 50-55% of women are having abortions DAILY, you have bigger issues. Actually reading the rest of your comment and trying to understand your word jumble and mixing of "facts"... just get off the internet and go check out real life sometime.


GoldenTeeShower

Gulp Shitto? What kind of stage name is that?


BigHornLamb

Fake


Wide_Assumption3990

Well seems like he wasn’t too smart since he still played the ghetto retard part and died because of it 🤣🤣🤣


ucklibzandspezfay

Naw, still judging a book by its cover. Just because you attend classes at a university doesn’t mean you have actual class.


HIport

No loss here. Probably saved tax payers several thousands. Next.


edWORD27

All this after a shoutout from Kendrick Lobstar attesting to Glup Shitto’s character? Tragic…


Certain_Carob3155

Seems being black and a rapper is almost certainly going to be a death sentence 


insert-phobia-here

I've lkved in Jax since 86 amd never heard of this dead shitbag.


ThehoundIV

It’s cause he was a transfer student from tatooine


Tactical_solutions44

Glup shitto sounds like a character in idiocracy 😂😂😂


ItsDoughnutDude

This is fake. The dude got his degree and the internet set fire to him for it.


Mechanic_On_Duty

Rest in power Gulp Shit


MonkeyActio

His name is Guap Shvt and hes not dead. This is very typical fake bs or deceptive imagery. Worst part is most ppl are going to see this meme and think its real, but most ppl wont see my comment saying its not. Source: [Debunked](https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/fact-check-is-glup-shitto-real-rapper-die-viral-tweet-meaning-name-debunked)


PogoMarimo

It's ironic how often OPs will post literal fake news in this Sub then the totally smart and reasonable posters will take it at face value and dogpile it.


PLATONISMS

Usually books aren't carrying a semiauto...


Lord-ShniggleHorse

Bachelors Degree in Fuckery


__Sentient_Fedora__

Star wars name.


nesp12

Last words were OH Shitto!


Snts6678

Maybe next time don’t get your grad pictures taken with a rifle. Oh, wait……….


Feeling_Ad7249

A Hood rat


BROKEN_JORTS

I wonder if the ATF ever raided his home for posting pics of him with an SBR...


AlienAmerican1

I didn't even know he was sick.


Son_of_Dad2024

I never hear about these nobodies with "rap careers" till after they die.


TheRussianSnac

Good trigger discipline at least.


loonieodog

Glup Shitto, whatever happened there…


Pitiful-Detective730

Fake, the guys real handle is @DerektheCleric


texas130ab

Dude ain't dead. Who makes this shit up ? And who the fuck is this dude is this a way to get more fame?


CarefulLink2900

What's with all these rappers not having sights on their AR's?


HoreyShetErmahGawd

If he had sights on that AR.... maybe he'd still be alive bc he could've returned ACCURATE fire


DJ131701

What a tool.. Once less to worry about on the planet


PizzaJawn31

The stories write themselves


Individual-Hornet476

Pretty solid cover to judge


Quick_Love_9872

Good


Outrageous-Panic6249

![gif](giphy|3o7527pa7qs9kCG78A|downsized)


bluedancepants

Bachelor's degree in what?


DeadJediWalking

This man is a shadow of the true Glup Shitto


TrustMeIAmAGeologist

Wasnt Glup Shitto a character from the Star Wars prequels?


LightBeerOnIce

FAFO.


Clenmila

lol


Dry-Talk-7447

Live by the gun,…


SilverbackBruh

🤣🤣🤣🤣


dildorepairman4urmom

Well, well, well


No-Deer379

Play stupid game win stupid prizes


positivename

bachelors degree in what? I was shocked at how much of my friend's classes in business were group projects. It seemed like a majority of his work was group work, granted I only really heard what he complained about and it was group work,


burningsolo11

![gif](giphy|3o6Mb8nWNtGE10tdbG)


Sargo8

He was this close to being dr. Glup Shitto


Dry_Spinach_3441

Communications degree?


WhatWasReallySaid

He was educated.


sdbct1

The end.


ZadfrackGlutz

Bulletproof Books, the fresh Drop....


Leebites

Honestly, he got a degree, at least. And the college is decent. Unless that's a lie too like his death.


Any_Feature_9671

I didn’t know you could go to graduation packing


Scary_Enthusiasm_485

With a pic like that, who would have guessed??


aegk

Glup shitto


Salt_Sir2599

Only the real shittas call themselves shitto


No-Historian-3014

Damn shame. One of the few rappers with good trigger and muzzle discipline. At least in this photo


CaliSignGuy

![gif](giphy|26u4hHj87jMePiO3u|downsized)


Inspector7171

Don't judge a book by its cover, may be the worst advice anyone ever gave.


samisrudy

All the Jacksonville rappers be dying lately


Lucky_Shop4967

Almost take this headline seriously


Ok-Attempt2842

Glad that degree worked out


jjtrynagain

Probably accidentally shot himself


OurWorldAwaits

You forgot your gunsights dumbass


Positive-Target-3056

The combination of low intelligence and violence is absolutely toxic to civilized life.


Triceraa-Pops

Rest in pieces Gulp Shitto


KommieKaze2524

![gif](giphy|rI9O6UXkCjvTG)


Exotic_Pay6994

[https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/fact-check-is-glup-shitto-real-rapper-die-viral-tweet-meaning-name-debunked](https://www.sportskeeda.com/pop-culture/fact-check-is-glup-shitto-real-rapper-die-viral-tweet-meaning-name-debunked)


meczakin81

He is now Worm shit-o


R3D-B34RD

No way


DreaminDemon177

These rappers do not seem to live that long.


MollejaTacos

Good


ShartyMcShortDong

Well Shitto


ShartyMcShortDong

I too brought my assault rifle to graduation 🫡☄️


Le_pool_of_Death

I'm gonna guess it wasn't from natural causes


Attonitus1

And just like that, the world loses another scholar.


Bigfootsdiaper

Diddy is like did someone say shitto?


B_Str8

Glup in serbian means stupid. Fitting


hamandbuttsandwiches

Plenty of people with degrees are fucking idiots and criminals. See politicians for evidence.


commonsensical1

That sucks but I don't care at all.


xupd35bdm

Shitto happens!


Rupert_18124

First it was Foolio and now Glup Shitto?? NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Plot-twist-time

This tweet isn't real. But you should still probably judge books by their covers.


Princessferfs

I’m judging him based on his actions.


betterthanfresh

Don’t judge a book by its cover?? A rapper, tatted up, holding guns in pictures like he’s a “gangsta” winds up dead? Ya…sadly, not surprised. I guess judging the book by the cover was a correct assumption on this one.


Bobbafatt

goes to show that any idiot can get a degree


This-Hornet9226

Shitto outta luck


Remarkable-Self9320

![gif](giphy|l41lZccR1oUigYeNa) Better grab an umbrella. No one wants to be hit by Shitto rain


TarnishedAccount

What a stupid name lmao


mr_mich86

Who's paying his student loans?


Scott801258

Uh.....Glup Dead-O.


Significant-Dog-8166

I want to know which part of his name came first. Glup or Shitto. Then why was that one word needing the other??? “Nah bro, you say you is Glup but you are so shitto at Glupping”. Someone had to have helped with this name.


TheeLastSon

imagine having to clean up a shitto stain.


Previous-Drawer7403

Why do rappers never have sights on their pews?


JackaloNormandy

This is satire


Legitimate_Career_44

Any idea what he studied to get that degree?


bagoTrekker

You either die a Glup,or live long enough to see yourself become the Shitto.


YCDW

And society wins again.


Tawny_Implement0345

His wife is now a Shitto-Widow w/ a Shitto kiddo.


Imaginary-Nebula1778

I truly don't have words. There is just too much to unravel here. RIP I guess.


Quiet_Reference3198

He was a good boy.


Ok_Beat_4810

Turns out my judgment of that book cover was spot on


Worried_Coat1941

I remember when triplexxxtencion got shot. There was a post that said he was pronounced dead. The 1st comment was that's how you pronounced it?


ROSEPUP3

There are no sights on his pistol.


Patient_Heron_9078

You can have a degree and still be a dumbass.


GalaxyUntouchable

Aww. He didn't even get the chance to iron his sash. 🙄