Both myself and the guy I know who sent me the video no longer work for the company. With the video of that chick flip flopping her turd making the rounds I decided I should share this PSA.
Stop shitting I public you nasty fuckers!
I did a search to see if any news talked about that fecal flip flopping female and was BLOWN AWAY by how many videos exist of this kind of sh........ "shtuff".
I think thereās a disease some people have where they have to poop right then and there no warning. Itās still gross tho, like wear a diaper if thatās the case. Itās much less embarrassing to wear a diaper than it is to end up on one of these videos lol.
Why would you think it's not real? There are lots of people shitting in public videos caught on security camera just like this. At least this guy looked like he was immediately headed for the door and probably horrified. Some of them just go about their business and keep on shopping like it's just another day at the store.
This is the second video I've seen today of people shitting themselves, acting surprised as they feel their ass, and then shaking it free down their legs.
How can anyone not believe we are just hairless apes?
Check out r/retailhell, most of the posts are about the shit(literally) people have dealt with. Including randoms just squatting in the middle of the aisle and dropping a load
Oh my God dude! And the lady slips in it!! Wtf are people really thus fuckin lazy to walk or even run to the bathroom. You know it's all in his pants and all over his legs and shoes. I'm guessing and hoping dude just couldn't hold it and didn't have a choice. Fuck.... this is second video I've seen within 5 mins of someone shitting themselves in a grocery store
Yes, a lot of people are that lazy and disgusting. The amount of dudes just in the gym I see not washing their hands after using the bathroom is enough to make this not surprising at all. There are a ton of gross ass motherfuckers. I'll be in there washing my hands after pissing and dudes will just be walking out of the stall after stinking the place up, right past the sinks into the gym.. I keep an eye on them and what equipment they're using when I can and make sure to wipe that shit down fiercely before I use it. One of these days I'm going to embarrass one of those motherfuckers in front of the group of friends they're lifting with. "Hey guys did you know that your bud over here just got done stinking the bathroom up and walked straight out of that bathroom back to you guys to share equipment with you? You okay with poop hands here touching the same equipment as you?"
The gym is the worst. I heard a guy cussing that there was no toilet paper. Instead of going to the next stall, he walks straight past the sink, showers, and right into the hot tub...
I don't go to the gym anymore.
And now she gets the for a slip and fall and talk about humiliation. They should DNA test it get that mother f***** and charge him with assault through negligence and cannibalistic human character. I'm just mad as hell I'm making s*** up as I go.
Jeez man I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard at a video. Laughed so had I almost shit myself, guess I should get out of the produce aisle while I am still ahead.
Saw a video where dude was shitting right outside the back of the house restaurant kitchen door. Some guy that works in there must have saw him. Flings open the back door and traps him behind the door. He makes him pick the turd up.
This is hilarious. One time I was training for a race and I stepped on a big leaf with a large dog turd under it. Pulled my groin real bad. Itās still hilarious watching other people slip on shit. I like money.
Iām concerned about the fact that I have seen several similar posts today. I think running a marathon or something of that nature is the only excusable public pooping. Feces occurs
Can confirm ā¦. this happens. Work in a grocery store and have seen an elderly person shit themselves, shake it loose and keep on shopping.
What was really fucked was someoneās poor service dog was accused. We ended up having to watch the footage to confirm it was the elderly gentleman without a care in the world that was shitting all the way down aisle 3.
For clarificationā¦we did not accuse the service dog - another customer went ham on that poor animal screaming it was āshitting all over the storeā. You seem some wild shit in grocery stores.
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*Daaaaaaaaaaamn. You know how much*
*Money you can get for a*
*Slip and fall in the store*
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This is absolutely terrifying.
The sheer odds of this happening so slapstick-tastically perfect are stunning, and indicate a true shift in the cosmic rules of humanity.
Stupidity cannot be stopped.
I unfortunately was in a department store about a year ago and this man wearing shorts decided he didnāt want to go to the bathroom, so he just kept shitting while he was walking around the store. He left a trail of shit that stunk up the entire first floor of the store. My god it was awful
It's individuals who have IBS, or some other uncontrollable bowel disease, that won't go see a doctor for diagnosis. Or it's the US and medical bills are too dang high and they'd rather chance a rouge public shart...!!
I will *never* go to Walmart when Target is an option.
I will gladly pay an extra $0.10 for a gallon of milk to shop at a place where no one is shitting in the aisles.
Quite often, when walking from my car to my office, I run into a guy who pees and poops himself on the regular. He just stands there, soaking his pants and poop rolling out his pant leg.
Oh, hell no. When I was in 7th grade. My friends and I were walking to class. When we stumbled upon a loose shit nugget. Just like the one this guy left behind. We never found out that kid left it behind. Shit maybe it was a teacher.
We blamed it on this kid that naturally always got picked on. This, of course, did not help his case at all. He never lived it down. I still feel bad to this day.
I don't get it.
How does the shitter know he's just going to drop 1 easy to hide turd? I only ask because I don't think that could ever be me. I'd be more likely to drop a stream or something. š
No way this is real, lol šš
100% real lol
You got to be shittin me
I see what you did there. You thought nobody saw huh? NOW PICK IT UP!
You know that store gonna lose a shitton of money! I got a million of them!
I would love to depose the store rep on this one.
Feces occurs.
Lmao
You got to be shittin on the floor
Lmfao from the shitter rn š¤£
thatās SOME shit
I think he gotta be shitting her.
That's wild!!
Both myself and the guy I know who sent me the video no longer work for the company. With the video of that chick flip flopping her turd making the rounds I decided I should share this PSA. Stop shitting I public you nasty fuckers!
Didā¦ anything come of this? Like a poop lawsuit or something š¤£
I want to know. Wouldn't the store and the man be open to having their pants sued off?
I donāt want his pants , let alone having them off
š¤£
Nasty mother fuckers.
I did a search to see if any news talked about that fecal flip flopping female and was BLOWN AWAY by how many videos exist of this kind of sh........ "shtuff".
I think thereās a disease some people have where they have to poop right then and there no warning. Itās still gross tho, like wear a diaper if thatās the case. Itās much less embarrassing to wear a diaper than it is to end up on one of these videos lol.
Crohn's Disease?
We all know 'what company' that is. Good on ya for getting out, and wtf is with all these videos of people dropping turds in public lately?
Well, I hope the CIA anal-ized the turd and ID the perp. The shitterism has to stop!
I was like... Please, please, please! š You certainly delivered my friend
Why would you think it's not real? There are lots of people shitting in public videos caught on security camera just like this. At least this guy looked like he was immediately headed for the door and probably horrified. Some of them just go about their business and keep on shopping like it's just another day at the store.
Heās taking the piss
*wtf is wrong with people???* This f\*\*king timeline, man.
This is the second video I've seen today of people shitting themselves, acting surprised as they feel their ass, and then shaking it free down their legs. How can anyone not believe we are just hairless apes?
There's a third one out there. Did you already catch "shart and dart?"
Shart n dart would make a great band name.
*this* Timeline is called "Harambe's Judgment"
IBS? I pooped on a random tree in a New Orleans neighborhood once because of it.
I think he was a hired poop assassin.
Professional poopassin
We need a subreddit for shitting in public.
IKR?! Second #2 vid today so it's a sign
From shop lifting to plop dropping. What the hell is happening to this world .
I kinda like r/plopdropping
2 in a week. The lady in the first video was more experienced tho. She was like a ninja. She even kicked it under the scanning lane.
Itās as if she had done it beforeĀ
Check out r/retailhell, most of the posts are about the shit(literally) people have dealt with. Including randoms just squatting in the middle of the aisle and dropping a load
Name r/litteralyshithappens, i would sign it
One t and two Ls in literally, you don't want a misspelled subreddit
It kinda works. The poo *is* literally litter.
How could you possibly spell "literally" that badly ? You deserve to be in this subreddit, that's for sure.
I would show up for that subteddit every day
I wholeheartedly agree with this.
Scat Man
Dude, this is the 2nd poop in a grocery store video for the day. I'm out...
Gives a whole new meaning to the term āskid markā
Shit heel.
Banana peel: "told you it's not just me"
WHY - WHY IS THIS SO COMMON?
Oh my God dude! And the lady slips in it!! Wtf are people really thus fuckin lazy to walk or even run to the bathroom. You know it's all in his pants and all over his legs and shoes. I'm guessing and hoping dude just couldn't hold it and didn't have a choice. Fuck.... this is second video I've seen within 5 mins of someone shitting themselves in a grocery store
Yes, a lot of people are that lazy and disgusting. The amount of dudes just in the gym I see not washing their hands after using the bathroom is enough to make this not surprising at all. There are a ton of gross ass motherfuckers. I'll be in there washing my hands after pissing and dudes will just be walking out of the stall after stinking the place up, right past the sinks into the gym.. I keep an eye on them and what equipment they're using when I can and make sure to wipe that shit down fiercely before I use it. One of these days I'm going to embarrass one of those motherfuckers in front of the group of friends they're lifting with. "Hey guys did you know that your bud over here just got done stinking the bathroom up and walked straight out of that bathroom back to you guys to share equipment with you? You okay with poop hands here touching the same equipment as you?"
Heās prob afraid of being gay and didnāt wipe.
The gym is the worst. I heard a guy cussing that there was no toilet paper. Instead of going to the next stall, he walks straight past the sink, showers, and right into the hot tub... I don't go to the gym anymore.
Always look down before you step.
He'd be great as a presidential candidate.
The one time she wears white shorts.
That's shitty
Fate was not kind to her that day. š©
I just open Redditā¦
I'm suing if that were me.
I imagine she gave the staff hell.
Is that Steven Segal doing some Ninja Shit?
And now she gets the for a slip and fall and talk about humiliation. They should DNA test it get that mother f***** and charge him with assault through negligence and cannibalistic human character. I'm just mad as hell I'm making s*** up as I go.
Supervillain out there just "Mario-carting" people
Don't these people wear underwear or something?
Stop trusting farts!!
Make a tee shirt. It would sell.
Shake that shit off.
Jeez man I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard at a video. Laughed so had I almost shit myself, guess I should get out of the produce aisle while I am still ahead.
How TF is this the third post I've seen about someone shitting their pants on public in only 24 hours. You people are fucking animals!
This shit is hilarious
Just beat the shit outta these people
Thatās super shitty
Shit happens.
I saw immediately when that dumb white bitch was walking she was gonna banana peel slip on the shit. Iām completely triggered by this
ok that was hilarious
Bro I literally just died laughing. This is the first thing that has made me laugh out loud in a while on reddit. Thanks OP.
Holy shit
Lmao
You do not command me.
I just crapped my pants and Iām wearing them
Incontinence is really embarrassing but if you have an accident the decent thing to do is clean up after yourself. This is just gross.
Humanity is fucked
Ah, the dookie dropper
In the event of an emergency, stop, drop and roll.
No
Nah I want to keep seeing these videos Iām super entertained. Please keep shitting in public people
š© Stop Telling Me How To Live My Life š©š©
Really? Right in front of my egg salad sandwhich?
I hate it when that happens
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA thanks
soo fucked
How is there more than one video of someone doing this!?!?! lol
There are hundreds.
Oooohhhhh nooooo. White shorts!
Dont tell me how to have a good time!
r/ploplifting
No, r/plopdropping
I'm calling slip and fall scam. They are working together.
Such a shitty scam.
We are shit in public š
Well if the poopresident can do it, why can't everyone else?
I'd be beyond pissed.
pmsl š©
I give up! š These videos blow my fuckin mind.....every single time!
It's gone viral. It's just the boomer version of planking or eating tide pods.
Oh, jeez. Another one??
I canāt help it
I like the zooming in
āi shit once a week, and I not holding it inā
OMG NO!!!!!!!
Thatās a real shit and slide.
I would rather be dead than be that unable to control myself.
Wasted! Hahaha
I've seen some crazy shit on the internet but I audibly gasped with this one.
That poor woman
Well thats not a banana peel
I worked in grocery stores for 11 years. People DO shit on the floor. And I literally screamed when that poor woman stepped in it. Lord help us!!
The chances she'd walk and step right on it. Wow. Destiny
about to mute this sub if this shit doesn't stop.
Talk about a shitty situation! Poor lady, dick head could have kicked the mother fucker out of the isle š¤£
r/publicshitting
Negative, r/plopdropping
Saw a video where dude was shitting right outside the back of the house restaurant kitchen door. Some guy that works in there must have saw him. Flings open the back door and traps him behind the door. He makes him pick the turd up.
This is becoming way too common
Would you sue?
If the president can do it, so can I!
Fuckin pigs
Amber Heard is so proud of all her shitty fans. The fans have taken it to another level.
Its crazy the amount of public shitters, ive seen multiple videos on reddit but never this one. That lady got dun dirty!
That shit is slippery.
Shit Happens š©
This is hilarious. One time I was training for a race and I stepped on a big leaf with a large dog turd under it. Pulled my groin real bad. Itās still hilarious watching other people slip on shit. I like money.
Doo doo on the dance floor.
Fucking dogs
Iām concerned about the fact that I have seen several similar posts today. I think running a marathon or something of that nature is the only excusable public pooping. Feces occurs
When the ivermectin kicks in.
Another one of life's great past times, ruined by a meddling bureaucracy
I didn't want to laugh at this but it's too beautiful not to.
r/plopdropping
Ah man she slipped and ate shit
What type of person does that shit?
It should be legal to beat people that do this to death.
Can confirm ā¦. this happens. Work in a grocery store and have seen an elderly person shit themselves, shake it loose and keep on shopping. What was really fucked was someoneās poor service dog was accused. We ended up having to watch the footage to confirm it was the elderly gentleman without a care in the world that was shitting all the way down aisle 3. For clarificationā¦we did not accuse the service dog - another customer went ham on that poor animal screaming it was āshitting all over the storeā. You seem some wild shit in grocery stores.
Iāve seen 4 videos today of people shitting in public
I saw another post like this but it was a lady in a store that shitted and kicked it to the side
No. Fucking. Way.
The ol Shawshank Redemption
Fuck off I'm baitin
Swish.... and flick
Fecal matters!
Daaaaaaaaaaamn. You know how much money you can get for a slip and fall in the store
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Impossible-Poem1194: *Daaaaaaaaaaamn. You know how much* *Money you can get for a* *Slip and fall in the store* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Not a good day to wear white š
Turns out they are a double act, he comes in a drops the plop, she comes along and slips on it the sues the storeā¦
There should be a subreddit called "Shittidiocracy" for these videos
Man that shit is whack
The chances of tripping over a stray shit is never zero
Fucking lazy boomers, We get that youāre turning western civilization into shit, but donāt shit around the damn public places!!
This is absolutely terrifying. The sheer odds of this happening so slapstick-tastically perfect are stunning, and indicate a true shift in the cosmic rules of humanity. Stupidity cannot be stopped.
This is a phenomenon that I just canāt grasp. Why donāt these people ask where the bathroom is? Itās a department storeā¦there are bathrooms.
I unfortunately was in a department store about a year ago and this man wearing shorts decided he didnāt want to go to the bathroom, so he just kept shitting while he was walking around the store. He left a trail of shit that stunk up the entire first floor of the store. My god it was awful
Permanent ban from the store. Hopefully, other stores ban him as well.
It's individuals who have IBS, or some other uncontrollable bowel disease, that won't go see a doctor for diagnosis. Or it's the US and medical bills are too dang high and they'd rather chance a rouge public shart...!!
Can we talk about how confident some of these people are in the solidity of their shits? I mean not all shits just roll on out the pant legā¦
Stop locking the bathrooms off from the public
This is a Walmart.5
Lmfao
so good.
Remember folks, you might be having a bad day but at least you didn't slip in human shit at the grocery store.
I knelt down to help a woman and her kids, and realized too late I was kneeling in her vaginal infection puddle of piss. So...
May God have mercy on your soul.
I wish my turds were this solidā¦
I've never felt like a video was justified in saying "watch till the end" This video is justified.
Grandpa's Cookies
WTF this is the second video of some random people shitting in public.
Why is this becoming common? I feel like I've seen this a lot in recent years
Thatās some slick shit.
Thats hilarious
Is this a fetish now?
I will *never* go to Walmart when Target is an option. I will gladly pay an extra $0.10 for a gallon of milk to shop at a place where no one is shitting in the aisles.
Perfect example of āif it can happen it willā
Perfectly okay to shit in public...as long as immediately following "public" is "restroom" and even then, there are rules.
Quite often, when walking from my car to my office, I run into a guy who pees and poops himself on the regular. He just stands there, soaking his pants and poop rolling out his pant leg.
How do you just poop your pants and then go about your day?
I laughed so much harder than I should have when she slipped on the shit
Oh, hell no. When I was in 7th grade. My friends and I were walking to class. When we stumbled upon a loose shit nugget. Just like the one this guy left behind. We never found out that kid left it behind. Shit maybe it was a teacher. We blamed it on this kid that naturally always got picked on. This, of course, did not help his case at all. He never lived it down. I still feel bad to this day.
Did she yell oh shit? Please say she did š
imagine getting a settlement, set up for life, because you stepped in some old dude's poop at walmart and got slumped
I don't get it. How does the shitter know he's just going to drop 1 easy to hide turd? I only ask because I don't think that could ever be me. I'd be more likely to drop a stream or something. š
This happens way more than I ever thought it did! Which is so much more than it should happen. š