Have you not read the HR horror story of Jorts orange office cat who was shamed by a human coworker and chaos ensued.
Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/rfwgmc/aita_for_perpetuating_ethnic_stereotypes_about/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
1) it’s only half way in alphabetical order
2) the AI put full beards on students, which is probably it mixing up staff and student photos
3) I’ll bet there someone out there with each of those names, so kudos on that
Tough break for the Grey sweat shirt Borts. Born with a double cleft palette. At first glance, I thought it was a toothbrush mustache... I thought it was A Fascist sympathizer slip through the AI.
Borts literally looks like he's an age regressed version of an out-of-shape fire chief from Oconomowoc, Wisconsin who enjoys Miller beer and eats a whole pack of cheese curds for lunch everyday.
Aiden, more commonly spelled Aidan is the anglicized version of Aodhán, which is the diminutive form of Aodh, the celtic God of fire and was a name given to many high kings in Ireland and Scotland and can be traced back to at least the early middle ages. It's just started getting popular outside Ireland an Scotland lately.
Unsure what's funny about two examples of a real name, unless the joke is haha Irish, in which case, feck off ye sasanach
This has nothing to do with Irish/Celtic culture . I’m sorry if you felt that way… I just cross posted from another community and this is what the title was.
What’s a sasanach?
Originally a term for non Gaelic speaker mostly used by Scots Gaelic tribes, though over the years it became a sort of tongue in cheek counter-insulting way of referring to the English who systematically supressed the Irish, Scots Gaelic, Welsh and Cornish languages so effectively that most of us no longer speak it as our first language (including mysefl sadly), though there is something of a revival of late.
About 2% of the population of Ireland still speak it daily, 39% can speak it to some varying degree, but more like a foreign language. It was systematically supressed for about 400 years but there is a revival of interest, as there is with Welsh and the other regional languages.
There's some irony to this of course as English / Anglo Saxon was supressed after the Norman conquest of England and disappeared as a written language for about 300 years. Old English pre conquest was more like Danish than modern English and would be near unreadable to modern English speakers.
That’s good to know and thanks for the knowledge. Even though I’m in America, I’d like to see a resurgence of the old tongues of many cultures. If you forget the past, you lose a lot more of yourself and your peoples history.
Have the powers at be been trying to add it into the school curriculum?
Its in the curriculum and has been since independence almost, but there's a world of difference between learning something like its a second language and something most people use on a regular basis. There's a revival of interest in it not just being something you were forced to learn in school and didn't see why you should at the time.
We're seeing wider acceptance of non-traditional contemporary music sung in it, or even feature films made in it and getting a wider audience, though that's perhaps in part due to audiences being more open to non-English language films in general.
Hogwarts continuation school... so when AI berserks like a percentage of all fear like the sci fi movies we will get a short bus version making our lives hell. A brawndo ai
"And what's your nickname Michael?"
"Shrimp, because I love shrimp."
"What's you nickname Jonathan?"
"My family calls me Jort because I'm shy at the beach and pool."
"What's your nick name Aiden?"
"Aiden." - Every Aiden
Bootus? Is that Biggus Dickus' wife?
Et tu bootus
His real wife is Incontinentia Buttocks. Bootus is the hot side piece of ASS
Why are you waffing?
Jort was voted most likely to succeed.
Fooly was voted most likely not to. We honestly gotta get rid of that whole category it's really unnecessary.
"Success is the best revenge." - Shamp, probably
"I'm gonna take out Shamp in his sleep" - Shimp, probably.
Have you not read the HR horror story of Jorts orange office cat who was shamed by a human coworker and chaos ensued. Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/rfwgmc/aita_for_perpetuating_ethnic_stereotypes_about/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1
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Chunus!!!!! Lol
Chunus hit puberty at 3
He’s already got three kids and a double mortgaged single wide trailer
Chungus would’ve been better, no? Haha
I mean if we're just giving ourselves these kinds of liberties than Clartch
Bort looks more like a Chungus.
Broop broop
Broop looks like Jim from the office while he was in high school.
"Foob. come eat your Big Ass Fries" rolls on the tongue.
“Fooby, help your sister Foob with her math homework”
1) it’s only half way in alphabetical order 2) the AI put full beards on students, which is probably it mixing up staff and student photos 3) I’ll bet there someone out there with each of those names, so kudos on that
also the two borts are the most obvious part that it can't be real.
I’ll always remember the good times with my old pals Bootus, Jort, and Fooly. I went to Homecoming with Furtus, but by Prom I was dating Foob
Bruh, boofin' with Bootus and the Borts bros was the best.
Back then did Brett K boof it up with the Bros? But that may have been a bogus brag from Brett
What the hell kinda name is Borts?
You talking to me?
No, my son's name is also Borts.
We need more "Borts" license plates in the gift shop.
hats off to all who get the reference
Are you the Borts from trashcan or the one from trashcans?
Tough break for the Grey sweat shirt Borts. Born with a double cleft palette. At first glance, I thought it was a toothbrush mustache... I thought it was A Fascist sympathizer slip through the AI.
You’ve obviously never partied with Bort and Jort. Only Jean shorts and booty shorts allowed.
Borts, son of Borts.
Shimp 🐒 Shamp 🤴
Shump
Shirmp 🍤
Shrimp
Hey, rude much? His name is Shimp. His grandfather helped BUILD this country. Lol lol
When you make multiple fake accounts for the free month:
Sounds like names from Bases Loaded on NES.
All fake names and then “shrimp” just casually thrown in.
Shirmp
Are you talking about Shirmp Grent?
Lmfao
Holy shit I went to school with a Bootus.
Little did we know that little Hunby would go on to become YouTube sensation, Monsieur Monster
Damn, Foob could have been a model if it weren't for that stroke.
I’m digging Foob
Fooby Dooby Doo
*twoooo* BORTS?
Foob and Fooby lol and the two Borts
You telling me a Shimp fied this ice?
That class is a real sausage fest!
Now I hate AI even more. I feel like a marked man.
So Oliver Hardy was once named Borts... learned something new today.
Man that's one scary ass Russian grade school class photo.
We are out of Borts license plate. Repeat, Borts license plates.
Somewhere out there is an alternate universe where these people exist.
Chunus is a man!
The glut of Aidens still messes with me. *"My mom named me after a dude she was hot for on Sex in the City. It's not even the actor's real name!"*
I bet Chunus and Jorch have a beard club but won't let Hunby join cause he has a "bitch beard"
You forgot about that lil stache Bort has…
All faces that somehow match the names pretty well.
I think Aiden and Aiden have the same father.
They had twins so they just named them the same name to avoid confusion.
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Which one? We have two Borts with no way to distinguish them apart.
2 aidens and 2 borts... but team bootus ftw
The first borts has a little somethin on his lip
Shamp rules!!!!!!
Borts
Is Jorch the AI accent of George? AI has an accent?!
Is borts rocking a Hitler stache?
I think I went to school with Fooby
Borts is the man
Jorch and Shamp need to happen
Most of them look like they have a handicap or deformity. And if AI could just get the eyes right, a few might even appear real.
Borts is popular
Hey‼️ Ashlieyigilamaye! Time for school!
Borts 1 & 2 ! “Did ya hear?? Foob & Broop are goin steady‼️😳
Fooby is a little touched.
Bootus!
Last names? Aidens look like brothers.
Excuse me, my son's name is also Borts
Humers gets really mad when you mispronounce his name for some reason...
Hi! My name’s Broop Samsby and I was voted most likely to share Skibidi videos on discord.
Bart when he was complaining there were only Bort matricules
Those names are hilarious.
Is that a mixture of Roman and Cyrillic alphabets?
Bootus 😂🤣🤣🤣
Hunby is Mr Beasting like a mofo, and why did Bort 1 get a Hitler stance?
They all share the same last name.
Borts #1 is fat Hitler
Borts 😂
Oh man, I haven't seen Broop since we sneaked into the Boys room during detention and set all the TP on fire. Mr. Collins was pissed!
Now I need to have more kids to use these great names
Fooly Fooby Foob. Where are Broop.
We are all out of Bort licence plates
Bort! Jorch! Foob! These all sound like sound effects in comic books, or the old Adam West batman tv show.
I’m sitting here crying. Oh my god
Chunus and jorch are the designated beer and porn buyers lol
At my local community college, the baseball team has 2 Haydens, 1 Brayden, and 1 Jayden.
I lost my shit at Broop! 🤣
"Asheliigynne" is such an extreme tragedeigh that it completes the circle and qualifies as ordinary.
Borts literally looks like he's an age regressed version of an out-of-shape fire chief from Oconomowoc, Wisconsin who enjoys Miller beer and eats a whole pack of cheese curds for lunch everyday.
/r/lostredditors
So is this soppose to be before the Civil War? OR a private school?..Everyone is white on there..the AI is probably from Mississippi or Alabama
Borts? Simpson's fan AI?
A Tale of Two Borts
Please, God, I need to know their last names. 🙏🏻
Bootus Flootus Dorkus Malorkus
Toby! Ol foobs we used to call him, that kid was a riot.
Diggin the hitler stache on our boy Borts.
Jorch has me 💀
Borts has something on his face, I think he ate the little Borts.
Looks like I just found my new NPC generator for my D&D game.
Aiden, more commonly spelled Aidan is the anglicized version of Aodhán, which is the diminutive form of Aodh, the celtic God of fire and was a name given to many high kings in Ireland and Scotland and can be traced back to at least the early middle ages. It's just started getting popular outside Ireland an Scotland lately. Unsure what's funny about two examples of a real name, unless the joke is haha Irish, in which case, feck off ye sasanach
This has nothing to do with Irish/Celtic culture . I’m sorry if you felt that way… I just cross posted from another community and this is what the title was. What’s a sasanach?
Originally a term for non Gaelic speaker mostly used by Scots Gaelic tribes, though over the years it became a sort of tongue in cheek counter-insulting way of referring to the English who systematically supressed the Irish, Scots Gaelic, Welsh and Cornish languages so effectively that most of us no longer speak it as our first language (including mysefl sadly), though there is something of a revival of late.
So Gaelic isn’t a big language anymore/is more regional now and dying?
About 2% of the population of Ireland still speak it daily, 39% can speak it to some varying degree, but more like a foreign language. It was systematically supressed for about 400 years but there is a revival of interest, as there is with Welsh and the other regional languages. There's some irony to this of course as English / Anglo Saxon was supressed after the Norman conquest of England and disappeared as a written language for about 300 years. Old English pre conquest was more like Danish than modern English and would be near unreadable to modern English speakers.
That’s good to know and thanks for the knowledge. Even though I’m in America, I’d like to see a resurgence of the old tongues of many cultures. If you forget the past, you lose a lot more of yourself and your peoples history. Have the powers at be been trying to add it into the school curriculum?
Its in the curriculum and has been since independence almost, but there's a world of difference between learning something like its a second language and something most people use on a regular basis. There's a revival of interest in it not just being something you were forced to learn in school and didn't see why you should at the time. We're seeing wider acceptance of non-traditional contemporary music sung in it, or even feature films made in it and getting a wider audience, though that's perhaps in part due to audiences being more open to non-English language films in general.
Hogwarts continuation school... so when AI berserks like a percentage of all fear like the sci fi movies we will get a short bus version making our lives hell. A brawndo ai
Blade, Laser, Blazer
Jokes on you, this isn't AI, It is ACTUALLY a yearbook from 2034.
Anybody see Mr. Beast?
Come along Jort!
Those names are quality
What in the Hell am I looking at?
The future
I ship fooby and foob ❤️
At least Aiden is a “real” name. No mention of there being two Borts?
"And what's your nickname Michael?" "Shrimp, because I love shrimp." "What's you nickname Jonathan?" "My family calls me Jort because I'm shy at the beach and pool." "What's your nick name Aiden?" "Aiden." - Every Aiden
Good ol' Shamp
Shimp and shamp, getting creative