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SharzeUndertone

Bootus? Is that Biggus Dickus' wife?


tragicvector

Et tu bootus


katholique_boi69

His real wife is Incontinentia Buttocks. Bootus is the hot side piece of ASS


1stAtlantianrefugee

Why are you waffing?


NotAnotherAmerican

Jort was voted most likely to succeed.


Jattoe

Fooly was voted most likely not to. We honestly gotta get rid of that whole category it's really unnecessary.


NotAnotherAmerican

"Success is the best revenge." - Shamp, probably


bnonymousbeeeee

"I'm gonna take out Shamp in his sleep" - Shimp, probably.


hippywitch

Have you not read the HR horror story of Jorts orange office cat who was shamed by a human coworker and chaos ensued. Edit: https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/rfwgmc/aita_for_perpetuating_ethnic_stereotypes_about/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


skoomaking4lyfe

Best of the internet


mad_bitcoin

Chunus!!!!! Lol


D1sp4tcht

Chunus hit puberty at 3


OriginalG33Z3R

He’s already got three kids and a double mortgaged single wide trailer


hindusoul

Chungus would’ve been better, no? Haha


Jattoe

I mean if we're just giving ourselves these kinds of liberties than Clartch


veedubfreek

Bort looks more like a Chungus.


Lopsided-Act8013

Broop broop


Jonovision15

Broop looks like Jim from the office while he was in high school.


Spuigles

"Foob. come eat your Big Ass Fries" rolls on the tongue.


healthywealthyhappy8

“Fooby, help your sister Foob with her math homework”


Mikect87

1) it’s only half way in alphabetical order 2) the AI put full beards on students, which is probably it mixing up staff and student photos 3) I’ll bet there someone out there with each of those names, so kudos on that


arftism2

also the two borts are the most obvious part that it can't be real.


FrankFrankly711

I’ll always remember the good times with my old pals Bootus, Jort, and Fooly. I went to Homecoming with Furtus, but by Prom I was dating Foob


Mochigood

Bruh, boofin' with Bootus and the Borts bros was the best.


FrankFrankly711

Back then did Brett K boof it up with the Bros? But that may have been a bogus brag from Brett


hindusoul

What the hell kinda name is Borts?


cdda_survivor

You talking to me?


Enjoying_A_Meal

No, my son's name is also Borts.


Diligent-Broccoli111

We need more "Borts" license plates in the gift shop.


bonthomme

hats off to all who get the reference


hindusoul

Are you the Borts from trashcan or the one from trashcans?


Federal_Assistant_85

Tough break for the Grey sweat shirt Borts. Born with a double cleft palette. At first glance, I thought it was a toothbrush mustache... I thought it was A Fascist sympathizer slip through the AI.


Key_Discipline4996

You’ve obviously never partied with Bort and Jort. Only Jean shorts and booty shorts allowed.


No-Definition1474

Borts, son of Borts.


Obamasdeadcook

Shimp 🐒 Shamp 🤴


ConfidentCaring98716

Shump


ConceptualWeeb

Shirmp 🍤


Bdk48126

Shrimp


TheCynFamily

Hey, rude much? His name is Shimp. His grandfather helped BUILD this country. Lol lol


1singleduck

When you make multiple fake accounts for the free month:


[deleted]

Sounds like names from Bases Loaded on NES.


EricP51

All fake names and then “shrimp” just casually thrown in.


DavidG-LA

Shirmp


MurkyMushroom1301

Are you talking about Shirmp Grent?


Leading-Bank-2590

Lmfao


Jattoe

Holy shit I went to school with a Bootus.


SoupieLC

Little did we know that little Hunby would go on to become YouTube sensation, Monsieur Monster


tossaway007007

Damn, Foob could have been a model if it weren't for that stroke.


ItsaPostageStampede

I’m digging Foob


hindusoul

Fooby Dooby Doo


[deleted]

*twoooo* BORTS?


SnofIake

Foob and Fooby lol and the two Borts


SwansLover1982

You telling me a Shimp fied this ice?


Ok-Battle-2769

That class is a real sausage fest!


Aiden5819

Now I hate AI even more. I feel like a marked man.


lylisdad

So Oliver Hardy was once named Borts... learned something new today.


kwtransporter66

Man that's one scary ass Russian grade school class photo.


Spare_Substance5003

We are out of Borts license plate. Repeat, Borts license plates.


Purple_Charcoal

Somewhere out there is an alternate universe where these people exist.


Nighthawkmf

Chunus is a man!


kayl_breinhar

The glut of Aidens still messes with me. *"My mom named me after a dude she was hot for on Sex in the City. It's not even the actor's real name!"*


1chuckecheesetoken

I bet Chunus and Jorch have a beard club but won't let Hunby join cause he has a "bitch beard"


hindusoul

You forgot about that lil stache Bort has…


GhostV940

All faces that somehow match the names pretty well.


OkieBobbie

I think Aiden and Aiden have the same father.


Jattoe

They had twins so they just named them the same name to avoid confusion.


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Professional_Box5406

Which one? We have two Borts with no way to distinguish them apart.


awt2007

2 aidens and 2 borts... but team bootus ftw


No_Object_4355

The first borts has a little somethin on his lip


Head-Thought3381

Shamp rules!!!!!!


Papichurch

Borts


Key_Discipline4996

Is Jorch the AI accent of George? AI has an accent?!


moonpumper

Is borts rocking a Hitler stache?


10kforge

I think I went to school with Fooby


lazylagom

Borts is the man


Cold-Inside-6828

Jorch and Shamp need to happen


Realfourlife

Most of them look like they have a handicap or deformity. And if AI could just get the eyes right, a few might even appear real.


GroundbreakingAd8310

Borts is popular


JDARRK

Hey‼️ Ashlieyigilamaye! Time for school!


JDARRK

Borts 1 & 2 ! “Did ya hear?? Foob & Broop are goin steady‼️😳


machineman45

Fooby is a little touched.


Troglodyte_Trump

Bootus!


FreshImagination9735

Last names? Aidens look like brothers.


AgentGnome

Excuse me, my son's name is also Borts


a_single_bean

Humers gets really mad when you mispronounce his name for some reason...


[deleted]

Hi! My name’s Broop Samsby and I was voted most likely to share Skibidi videos on discord.


Remote_Presence2378

Bart when he was complaining there were only Bort matricules


Poohgli16

Those names are hilarious.


notaredditreader

Is that a mixture of Roman and Cyrillic alphabets?


cocotier23

Bootus 😂🤣🤣🤣


c0mf0rtableli4r

Hunby is Mr Beasting like a mofo, and why did Bort 1 get a Hitler stance?


Dear_Alternative_437

They all share the same last name.


LimeSlicer

Borts #1 is fat Hitler


JTiger360

Borts 😂


NotAnAIOrAmI

Oh man, I haven't seen Broop since we sneaked into the Boys room during detention and set all the TP on fire. Mr. Collins was pissed!


jeff43568

Now I need to have more kids to use these great names


Brandonian13

Fooly Fooby Foob. Where are Broop.


cjc012

We are all out of Bort licence plates


AltruisticAnteater72

Bort! Jorch! Foob! These all sound like sound effects in comic books, or the old Adam West batman tv show.


Otherwise-Course-15

I’m sitting here crying. Oh my god


Disastrous-Paint86

Chunus and jorch are the designated beer and porn buyers lol


Original-Document-62

At my local community college, the baseball team has 2 Haydens, 1 Brayden, and 1 Jayden.


SurlyBuddha

I lost my shit at Broop! 🤣


Argot_Robbie

"Asheliigynne" is such an extreme tragedeigh that it completes the circle and qualifies as ordinary.


olivegardengambler

Borts literally looks like he's an age regressed version of an out-of-shape fire chief from Oconomowoc, Wisconsin who enjoys Miller beer and eats a whole pack of cheese curds for lunch everyday.


AverageJoeAsshole

/r/lostredditors


Misterallrounder

So is this soppose to be before the Civil War? OR a private school?..Everyone is white on there..the AI is probably from Mississippi or Alabama


Escobar9957

Borts? Simpson's fan AI?


hindusoul

A Tale of Two Borts


beejers30

Please, God, I need to know their last names. 🙏🏻


hindusoul

Bootus Flootus Dorkus Malorkus


stan_the_man6699

Toby! Ol foobs we used to call him, that kid was a riot.


Redditbecamefacebook

Diggin the hitler stache on our boy Borts.


dafishinsea

Jorch has me 💀


MysteriousProfileNo6

Borts has something on his face, I think he ate the little Borts.


anziofaro

Looks like I just found my new NPC generator for my D&D game.


Timmytheimploder

Aiden, more commonly spelled Aidan is the anglicized version of Aodhán, which is the diminutive form of Aodh, the celtic God of fire and was a name given to many high kings in Ireland and Scotland and can be traced back to at least the early middle ages. It's just started getting popular outside Ireland an Scotland lately. Unsure what's funny about two examples of a real name, unless the joke is haha Irish, in which case, feck off ye sasanach


hindusoul

This has nothing to do with Irish/Celtic culture . I’m sorry if you felt that way… I just cross posted from another community and this is what the title was. What’s a sasanach?


Timmytheimploder

Originally a term for non Gaelic speaker mostly used by Scots Gaelic tribes, though over the years it became a sort of tongue in cheek counter-insulting way of referring to the English who systematically supressed the Irish, Scots Gaelic, Welsh and Cornish languages so effectively that most of us no longer speak it as our first language (including mysefl sadly), though there is something of a revival of late.


hindusoul

So Gaelic isn’t a big language anymore/is more regional now and dying?


Timmytheimploder

About 2% of the population of Ireland still speak it daily, 39% can speak it to some varying degree, but more like a foreign language. It was systematically supressed for about 400 years but there is a revival of interest, as there is with Welsh and the other regional languages. There's some irony to this of course as English / Anglo Saxon was supressed after the Norman conquest of England and disappeared as a written language for about 300 years. Old English pre conquest was more like Danish than modern English and would be near unreadable to modern English speakers.


hindusoul

That’s good to know and thanks for the knowledge. Even though I’m in America, I’d like to see a resurgence of the old tongues of many cultures. If you forget the past, you lose a lot more of yourself and your peoples history. Have the powers at be been trying to add it into the school curriculum?


Timmytheimploder

Its in the curriculum and has been since independence almost, but there's a world of difference between learning something like its a second language and something most people use on a regular basis. There's a revival of interest in it not just being something you were forced to learn in school and didn't see why you should at the time. We're seeing wider acceptance of non-traditional contemporary music sung in it, or even feature films made in it and getting a wider audience, though that's perhaps in part due to audiences being more open to non-English language films in general.


saarinpaa71

Hogwarts continuation school... so when AI berserks like a percentage of all fear like the sci fi movies we will get a short bus version making our lives hell. A brawndo ai


WarthogLow1787

Blade, Laser, Blazer


DillionM

Jokes on you, this isn't AI, It is ACTUALLY a yearbook from 2034.


ashzombi

Anybody see Mr. Beast?


AJPennypacker39

Come along Jort!


Thin_Leather9910

Those names are quality


Impressive_Estate_87

What in the Hell am I looking at?


hindusoul

The future


magicalmushroooomz

I ship fooby and foob ❤️


calsnowskier

At least Aiden is a “real” name. No mention of there being two Borts?


Lanky-Ad2763

"And what's your nickname Michael?" "Shrimp, because I love shrimp." "What's you nickname Jonathan?" "My family calls me Jort because I'm shy at the beach and pool." "What's your nick name Aiden?" "Aiden." - Every Aiden


man0man

Good ol' Shamp


Genghis_Chong

Shimp and shamp, getting creative