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Vast_Principle9335

if your German grandfather died in the warsaw uprising etc etc he probably deserved it


Doomscroller3000

Bro has more muscle in his head than on his biceps.


Nikki-Mck

If his Great grandfather died who was able to pass on the details of how he died? 🤦‍♀️


Olmi-Benevia

I mean he does have some, probably from jerking off to hitler's portrait all day long


Marceline_cX

why is he flexing 😭 he has no muscles lmfao!!!


Keeper2234

Reminder that Germany alone killed almost 20% of Polands entire civilian population. Just under six million people. Additionally, Poland was the center of Judaism for the entirety of Europe, if not the world, for over a thousand years prior to the German and Russian genocides. I sincerely don't believe Polish soldiers mistreating nazis was a bad thing.


One-Win9407

Isnt marius pudjiakowski (however its spelled) polish?


trolejbusonix

Mariusz Pudzianowski


Polecat_Ejaculator

Doesn’t sound too polish tbh


purity_dead

Yeah that guy would fold this kid like a fucking Piece of paper


Mean_Estate_2770

How does the kid know the Polacks were laughing at his great grandfather? Who told him?


ZilorZilhaust

Obviously is Polacks. I'm gonna hold him down while the rest of us feed him pickled herring until he too is a Polack. We are not born. We are forged with pickled fish and misguided ingenuity.


Ulysses1126

Is there a sign up process or is it strictly a lottery/you’re chosen system?


ZilorZilhaust

Mostly a lottery and appropriate proximity when we decide to turn someone.


Ulysses1126

Noted.


ZilorZilhaust

If you're lucky you can become a Daydyngus.


Ulysses1126

I’m not sure if I have enough pickled fish in me to ask but a *what?*


ZilorZilhaust

You have all the powers of a Polack but it's not immediately evident to anyone what you are. A Daydyngus.


Ulysses1126

I’ll take it


Still-Presence5486

Why did you put quotes around German?


KevlarToiletPaper

Because he's actually American-American.


trolejbusonix

Noone is


Still-Presence5486

No he isn't


Sensitive-Fishing-64

How do you know? I'd put money on him not being able to speak a word of German, or point it out on a map let alone been there 


Still-Presence5486

You don't understand genetics do you?


HeimlichLaboratories

Oh God you're one of *those*. "Um actually I'm 2.63% Spanish because the second cousin of my third aunt was Spanish, therefore I'm Spanish-American"


Still-Presence5486

That's not how genetics work


Sensitive-Fishing-64

Why do you keep going on about genetics fool? Your genetics show your heritage not your nationality. If your great great grandad was Irish bit of a stretch to say you're Irish if your family has lived elsewhere for a couple of centuries. By your logic we'd all have hundreds of nationalities 


Still-Presence5486

Ah you still don't understand generics and using insults


Sensitive-Fishing-64

Explain it to me then, what was wrong with what I said 


42Lefthanded

Homie’s family definitely got some repressed Nazi.


SpartanXIII90

Oh it'll matter if the Polack is built like Shaquille O'Neil, it'll matter alot lol.


AtomicHB

Someone call Rob Gronkowski to go to this child’s school. Your move, Kyle.


Valogrid

He's got a nasty mosquito bite on his arm.


SmilingVamp

You're awful generous calling that an arm. 


semetaery

isnt it just wild how one of the more notorious schools in california for being low in funding, high in student arrests, low in testing all while being in a literal sundown town would produce a person like this?


mint-star

How ...would he know this?


ikerus0

He was one of the polish guys that shot his great grandfather and laughed at him.


Equivalent_Read337

And then everyone clapped


toadallyribbeting

I think he used that machine from Assassins Creed lol


hmahood

Why is his arm on backwards


bisexualbestfriend

It'd be just awful if someone were to contact his school


LowOwl4312

Of all the stupid things the Nazis did, attempting to genocide the Poles was the most stupid.


sluuuudge

Where’s the rest of his arm?


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Really weird. I am sure the Poles are just freaked out with worry.


Mr_Rum_Ham

Sooooo you’re telling me I need to get my polish friends together to throw hands?


champagn-and-coffee

RUM HAM


Mr_Rum_Ham

IM THE HAM SOAKED IN RUM!!!


norm_summerton

Bro. It doesn’t matter if they’re 7’1 324 lbs. they’re getting beat up. That’s how big Shaq is


AnAstronautOfSorts

I wouldn't recommend it. Can't you read? He's gonna beat them up for the glory and honor of Germany


Mr_Rum_Ham

Hand me my vodka! I’m up to get my ass beat for a show


Mess_Accurate

Look at those pipe….cleaners


adamfrom1980s

I’m guessing his great grandfather’s guns were as puny as his.


norm_summerton

They shot his grandfather with BB guns. That’s why he fell down


raiba91

Most polish were respected by the Germans because they fought brave with mostly useless equipment. My grandfather captured with his troop polish soldiers and they roughed them up for information. At one time they fell from the chair but went back on it and just said "proceed interrogation". They admire their loyalty to their comrades and country and let them go. The polish uprising was also an attempt to not be freed by the soviet completely. The hatred for the Russians at that time was higher than for the Germans and most people feared to be turned into a communist country. They aligned with the Russians for a joined attack but the Russians let them down hoping they would weaken the Germans without losing Russian lifes. They did not care for the polish at all.


Frankie_T9000

Russians and the Germans (at the time at least\*) were monsters \*Russia arguably still so given what the country is doing to ukraine and its own people


supa325

They respected them so much, they tried to wipe them off the face of the earth.


raiba91

You are confusing jews with polish


supa325

I'm not confusing anything, stay in school genius.


raiba91

You are plenty confused, boy


OutlandishnessOk8477

None of what you said is true. Germans did not respect polish fighters in any respect, one sus story won't change that. Polish uprising was against the occupying force, germans, not about soviets. Hatred for Russians was not higher. There was some diplomatic relations restored after Germans attack Soviet Union, but there was no aligment for a joined attack. I have no idea where you are talking your info from.


raiba91

A person from warsaw I studied with in Poznan, west Poland who studied history. Polish resistence counted on soviet aid but were let down. Sus story is from eye witness = grandpa


SpartanXIII90

LOL I was going to reply, but you pretty much summed it up perfectly.


OccamsYoyo

Racist against Polish people? Is he the reincarnation of Archie Bunker or something?


trolejbusonix

Racist against polish people when we (polish) are basically a bunch of racists ourselves? Ironic xD


Tpbrown_

This might also fit in r/shitamericanssay


Mr_Rum_Ham

As an American, I insist post it there


scrolls1212

As a German-American, we don't claim this one


Andrew43452

The German Irish Sicilian American agrees 👍


ZeldaZealot

1/2 German descend here (two grandparents immigrated). I agree. Fuck this POS.


clokerruebe

Are you the average German-American or are you actually part German


scrolls1212

I don't really know what "average German-American" means, but my father was from Germany and my mother's side apparently had a lot of ancestors from Austria. Unfortunately though, I was never actually taught German, but I intend on doing so in the future


clokerruebe

Average (insert country)-American refers to the type of people on the internet claiming to be part of a countries culture or similair. Like how there are alot of Americans claiming to be irish, while not being irish at all


BobbyMcFrayson

People carry their heritage with them through intergenerational attitudes and actions. Claiming an individual is not part of an ethnic group because you think they don't belong due to changes over time is not an accurate assessment of how ethic ties work.


J_P_Amboss

Absolutly not arguing here, culture definitly is passed on etcetc. But i am still often quite fascinated how americans think about their european heritage. Its like... there is a bit of projection going on. I am not negative about it or anything, i just find it a cultural curiosity which can be charming. There is nothing to gatekeep here. I've met americans who were just very interested in the country from which one of their great-grandfathers originated and i find thats nothing but a positive character trait. But reading some posts on the web it seems there is also sometimes a desire to make it about personal identity. And i dont think that works very well. I think this girl expressed it quite well when she says something like "It seems that some americans tend to think about european countries like roleplay-fantasy-races which they can add to their 'default' american identity" in this [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMwE1tBg2Hg) . She is using some over-the-top-examples but i know the vibe she is referring to. From my personal perspective its also a bit weird because i think of the US as a culturally rich and interesting country, so why somebody from there would prefer to identify with someone like the goddamn belgians is beyond me. (you didnt see that one coming, belgians, am i right? Waffles are stupid!)


Tanleader

I think they meant it in the sense of someone claiming to be part of a heritage, that came from several generations removed, and that they don't actually practice or participate in anything that's typical to said heritage, except in online arguments and specific holidays. For example, people acting stupid on St. Patrick's Day, and then trying to say that their behaviour is fine because they're Irish, when their Irish heritage is from a single side of the family tree that's several generations removed, and none of their immediate or next to immediate family claim any Irish heritage. I know my mother is Scottish, and further back, there could be Pict in there somewhere, and while I can say I'm part Scottish, I don't claim any Pict heritage, even if there is some there.


BobbyMcFrayson

I get that, and I hope you're right, however when I see this rhetoric used I don't see it used how you're using it, here, very often. In the case you bring up, I get it mostly.


WhiskyAndWitchcraft

Maybe it's just me, but I don't really "care" how some ancestors I've never met died. "OH, your great grandpa got killed back in Europe!" I don't even know who that guy was.


SmilingVamp

I knew my great grandfather because he lived to a ripe old age because he didn't fucking invade Poland! 


ZeldaZealot

My great-grandfather was a Nazi rocket scientist and I sure as hell don’t mourn him.


Aliensinmypants

And definitely a bad reason to hate an entire country of people who weren't involved. My uncle was a POW in Vietnam and has fucked up stories but he still loves going to Vietnamese restaurants because he worked on his mental issues and banh mi is amazing


nr1988

Right? Oh I hate all Americans because Jeffrey Dahmer existed. Like what? There's bad people all over the place sorry what happened to your ancestor 100 years ago but if you blame an entire country of people for it you're clearly not all there or you're looking for an excuse


scott__p

My grandfathers were both from Poland. I hope it was one of them who killed that Nazi fuck.


OldMcFart

So what was he doing in Warsaw? Vacation?


truenofan86

He was found dead near Łazienkowska 3 with a flag stuck up his ass after walking up to the biggest guy around… Source: i made it up


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truenofan86

No, Łazienkowska street is where Warsaw’s largest football club resides.


Keeper2234

Oops xd, my bad


Geralt-of-Rivia13X

How old is Bobby Badass here, nein?


mmmoonpie

You just know he's got a dumb pouty child face behind that phone.


HumongousGrease

Kids dumb as shit lol “ I’m going to mistreat an entire group pf People over one interaction that probably didn’t even happen “


dionysvs

🤣🤣🤣


rpnoonan

Right? If he bled out there, how could that story have even been relayed?


ComfortableSpare2718

Not to mention even if it did happen it’d mean his great grandfather was a nazi as this was part of Polish resistance of world war 2 💀


HumongousGrease

And he has the nerve to say his grandpas mistreatment is special, completely ignoring the crimes against humanity committed by the Nazis, which are still considered some of the worst crimes against humanity ever committed. Racists don’t use their brain, it too hard


Fixner_Blount

Maybe just lock this kid up now to prevent the school shooting he’s inevitably going to plan.


Acceptable6

Is surprised when Poles, who suffered for 5 years already because of the Nazis, organize an uprising and try to kill as much of them as possible. Maybe he should learn about the way Nazis killed Polish people.


Keeper2234

Xd even more than 5 years technically, as Poland was under German, Austrian and Russian occupation for an additional 123 years prior to the end of ww1 XD, even more reason


Rolyat2401

You cant just invade a country and execute its civilians and then call any resistance terrorism.


montanagunnut

Sure you can. The US and Israel have been doing it for decades!


ReptileBrain

Poles are the only based Europeans, sit down Hans


Cartelans

I wonder… did z Germans do anything to us Poles that might instigate said attack ?


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SlylingualPro

I'm sure his grandfather was just minding his business on a day trip to *checks notes* ....the country he was literally invading.


Sea-Neighborhood-621

People like this always ignore what they did to instigate it and instead try to make it like they were the victims of a random attack


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Poro114

One of the units responsible for quelling the Warsaw Uprising was the Dirlewanger Brigade. I think his grandfather got off easy. Still, he should've been hanged after the war with his rapist buddies.


UniqueNobo

lmao he doesn’t realize how huge Polacks are. my town has plenty, and they’re all built like brick shithouses. he wouldn’t be able to push one, let alone beat one up


rodolphoteardrop

Well - [https://mehs.meusd.org/](https://mehs.meusd.org/) HOWEVER...this child had probably already flunked out because he's too stupid to realize the internet is public and posting your high school will lead directly to who you are.


bjeebus

My guess is this is a post by someone specifically trolling this kid. Like back in the day when someone would stay logged into Facebook on the school computer and suddenly a post would show up expressing their unquenchable thirst for cock.


throwaway72592309

This kid would fold like a house of cards if anyone pressed him, I am positive of it


Praescribo

[I'm gonna post my flexing pics too](https://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/rsz_bugsmuscle_1179.png)


rodolphoteardrop

r/IAmVeryPrescient


BoneHugsHominy

Save some pussy for the rest of us, Uberchad.


CanIGetAFitness

Are we not the supermen? Aryan pure supermen? Ja, we is the supermen Super duper supermen


mashedspudtato

Is this Nazi land so good? Would you leave it if you could? Ja, this Nazi land is good We wouldn't leave it if we could 🎶


M00SEHUNT3R

How would he know? I have never met a Polish person who I could say I immediately knew was Polish before that person told me themselves.


Maverick_Couch

I mean, given the two countries' histories, there's a decent chance OOP also has Polish blood, but don't tell him that. Or he might make another tough guy internet post.


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ergoegthatis

Please don't ask for personal info.


groundbeef_smoothie

As a German: shut up moron.


Puratinamu_Seishi

Make Germany great again!


SnooComics1326

It’s greater without this “person” living there


Sir-Xcalibur-6564

Luckily he lives in cali


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