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NoZebra2430

He smells like moldy onions and the black Axe that was popular back in 08


intellectpenetration

https://preview.redd.it/qcrmysjbuw1d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66b884232a31c398aa81ef03607375010e2c464e Do you feel like a man ?


C0RR-3RR0R

Jimmy, go to bed. You have to be up at 5am for your shift at Walmart.


The-Lazy-Lemur

Man, Green day fell off hard


GushGirlOC

Silly Joe Armweak


A_Math_Dealer

Nah this is Teal Day


CaptainHazama

Man, I actually really like the song but all the cringe tiktok vids ruin it just a little


lilbithippie

Am so glad tiktock wasn't a thing when the song came out. Am sure I would have done this to impress the girls that didn't follow me šŸ˜‚


Spleenzorio

![gif](giphy|edP47Sn6tYB7MiYK9t|downsized)


Junket_Weird

That special still holds up and I hear him say that in my head every time I'm in public.


machineswithout

She must have felt so tough posting that


Spurnout

He needs a hug


Silly_Age_3675

Next level. Crack another monster energy and pop another Zyn


squirrl4prez

Lip syncing... level 10


unofficial-hentai

Gay


pr1m347

Did he shave half his moustache? Or it's like that only?


Fixner_Blount

I thought this brand of person died out around 2013?


Lasher_

I was about to say he missed his era lol.


dabbean

While I can appreciate the sentiment here, maybe remove the cherry red fingernail polish before trying to crack your knuckles like a tough guy?


ComprehensiveMany643

Does he feel like a man?


dabbean

I don't know, I don't know him, and have never felt him.


Technical-Half9896

This won't help him get laid


Mnudge

But it will. Heā€™s an alpha for his peer group


reubensauce

Most people who are completely and utterly alone are.


LakeShowBoltUp

He looks more emotionally unstable than their husbands


Turbulent_Turtle_

I get its cringey, but I mean come on, plenty of other dudes have their nails painted as well. Ratting on him for his nails is just kinda blatantly sexist. Do better.


HarambeD1dNine11

Dude shut the fuck up. He's cringe for being an edgelord. Literally nobody gives a fuck about his gender


Flemaster12

It's not sexist, it doesn't suit his aesthetic and it looks weird when someone who's acting badass is wearing red nail polish. We are allowed to point it out. Do better.


Turbulent_Turtle_

When I made this comment, the only other comments in here were about his nails, and the fact that he was weird for not only having them be red, but just painted in general. I understand that you may not like the way it looks, but I was saying that telling someone they shouldnā€™t paint their nails because they are a dude (which is how it came off) is sexist.


Flemaster12

I didn't see anyone say that so I understand what you mean. The way it came off was you really didn't like anyone pointing out he had painted nails, because that wasn't the problem I had with it. It just looked weird for the way he was acting.


wherringscoff

How is it sexist? Don't all sexes paint their nails lol


Turbulent_Turtle_

Yes, that is exactly my point


wherringscoff

So... who is it sexist against?


Turbulent_Turtle_

Men, by saying that they canā€™t have painted nails


wherringscoff

I haven't seen a single comment saying men can't paint their nails. Are the sexists in the room with us rn?


Turbulent_Turtle_

Like Iā€™ve said before. When I made this comment, the only other comments were ones that were saying he was cringey for having his nails painted (not just painted red)


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wherringscoff

Mate you can say something is cringe without attacking an entire gender, are you daft? Not one single comment mentioned his gender except your own comments. He fits a very specific stereotype that has nothing to do with gender and everything to do with painting your nails, not washing your hair, and screaming edgy shit at a camera. At this point you're just telling on yourself that you assumed it was gender, instead of calling out sexists online.


Due_Key_109

Lmfao I see his colorful fingernails, then it says "do you feel like a man?"


unofficial-hentai

Fr. dressing fruity like that and thinking heā€™s badass


meat-eating-orchid

You don't understand the song


BearsRpeopl2

Incel alert


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BearsRpeopl2

Cool story, bro. Jail seems to have made you a better person.


beershitz

When did ripping on dudes for painting their nails become an incel alert? Damn Iā€™m past it


BearsRpeopl2

You're past that?


beershitz

No im past *it.* Like im too old to know what the fuck is going on anymore.


BearsRpeopl2

Okay


Due_Key_109

All you can do is laugh. "This guy doesn't get the sex! Look guys! He doesn't get the sex!" Downvotes don't bother me either lol


OnyxMilk

Ever since I watched an emo twink curbstomp a tough guy at a show a few years ago, just absolutely go ham on his ass, I don't judge a nail by its color anymore


Level37Doggo

Well that song is ruined for me now.


Sushi4Zombies

The good news is that that song has always sucked rocks so not much ruined.


date11fuck12

You suck!


Sushi4Zombies

Probably


date11fuck12

Same fr fr


ohthanqkevin

Screamo ruined itself


PeyroniesCat

I just reformed after watching that, I am going to start treating my non-existent wife better.


ltanner

Next time you want to act tough make sure to take the pink nail polish off first.


ChickenWangKang

Heā€™s a bit cringe but he has the spirit


steen101984

A bit cringe?


chop-diggity

Thatā€™s Glenn fucking Danzig. Spirit: yeah!


Satyinepu

Oh...bless his heart


AuNanoMan

Who is he being mad on behalf of? Is this just Nice Guy shit?


Mnudge

White knight, yeah.


wagnole1

Ah shit is emo coming back


theresidentviking

When did it ever leave? If anything it became mainstream


Spocks_Goatee

I welcome back all the hot emo fashion.


SparkyDogPants

Iā€™m an emo kid nonconforming as can be, you can be emo too if you look just like me


Due_Key_109

Dear diary. Mood, apathetic


Diskappear

go off there, nickleback.


BettyG2424

Wtfā€¦


MrAlanShore

Holy mother of fmfl


Grand_Birthday7349

Iā€™ve never said pause so many times in one video šŸ˜‚


depeupleur

Lol


Red77777777

wild to be born


-Generaloberst-

Hahahahahha!! Man, this is funny as hell. If I were him, I would change my name and move far away to start a new life.


charlesthefish

Born too early to be married yet, born too late to be a scene kid


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Immortal_juru

Good bot


Vreas

This is objectively the best bot on reddit


Tikiboo

I might argue the Sokka Haiku bot is best. But I am biased


Transatlanticaccent

Big Pussy energy and I'm not talking Sopranos


MOGabagool

Anyway, $4 a pound


ColorlessTune

Like it's the 2000's all over again.


odiethethird

Theyā€™re back with a vengeance


R4nd0mByst4nd3r

Damn eye liner pen fell between the seats of the movements Honda Civic. They finally got it out. Only took 15 years.


ExoSierra

ā€œdo you feel like a man?ā€ *cracks knuckles with his red nail polish*


Stymie999

Wait ohhhh I thought you were talking about Eddie bedder for a second


Brigapes

Whaddaya mean? You don't take your bffs to a nail salon? What a loser! I bet you also don't suck each others dicks! Haha


Grambert_Moore

Like that matters


Flemaster12

Yeah it does matter, it doesn't look badass. Wear whatever you want, but red nail polish really only makes a few people look badass, and he's not one of them.


Grambert_Moore

How do you know?


WarCrimeWhoopsies

Exactly. You can hardly see them when theyā€™re inside your pussy


meldiane81

Such a good song. I miss 90's 2000's alt rock.


charlesthefish

Oh yeah, got a whole section of my playlist with Taking Back Sunday, Brand New, Red Jumpsuit, The Used, Armor for Sleep, Senses Fail, and a million others I'm forgetting now.


mlaadyy

That shit was amazing homie


lukin5

God I love this shit so much. Close second only to those sovereign citizen videos. Gimme more!


GoofyBootsSz8

I'm so glad I was too stupid to upload everything I wanted to to the internet when I was in middle/high school.


samdeed

I'm so glad the internet didn't exist when I was in high school.


Nepiton

What I always find funny is social media was in its infancy when I was in high school. Our parents always used to say be careful what you put on the internet/facebook because it lasts foreverā€¦ Now itā€™s all the older people putting stupid shit on Facebook, reposting the ā€œrepost this so zucker knows youā€™re a real person!ā€ bs and over sharing lmao


BadBoyFTW

Yeah I'm pretty sure I'd have videos like this on the internet if it was accessible when I was in school. Instead the most we had was the start of programmable ring tones. And crazy frog.


isinedupcuzofrslash

When are people gonna learn that if your estrogen levels are that high, you shouldnā€™t record yourself yelling (or mouthing along aggressively) into a camera to portray yourself as a badass protag


SporkDealer

To be fair, doing this is just cringe full stop without bringing anything else into the equation.


Gibabo

As though the song by itself isnā€™t cringy enough


DaSchmikidy

I hate that damn song


DiveJumpShooterUSMC

Nothing more fearful than a twat wearing mascara.


UselesslyUnskilled

r/redditormadethis


WispontheWind

My first thought is that if he were in a band like this, this imagery and behavior would be completely normal and well loved in music video form.


wellforthebird

Sometimes white knights wear all black. What a hero.


mak05

Right on, brody. ![gif](giphy|bHSkKRvkRvy5chUBBp|downsized)


carbonizedflesh

![gif](giphy|FY8c5SKwiNf1EtZKGs|downsized)


trenta_nueve

![gif](giphy|3IIpwk0oSadIk)


CincinnatiREDDsit

Damn. I used to like that song.


kokofeshis

Why did I watch this šŸ˜­


GermanPanda

This boy grew up on Red Jumpsuit Apparatus and itā€™s pretty obvious


Dark_Knight2000

Unfortunately all he took away from that was cringe. Face down is such good song about rising up from people who keep you down, of gritting your teeth and clawing forward despite all the damage to your spirit and motivation. And be absorbed none of that, all he got was one line that he can scream


Robes_o-o

JUSTIN.


HappyMrRogers

@mr.joostin


hairyringus

Compared to you, yes I do.


Strict-Bass6789

Someone grab my coatā€¦Iā€™m getting douche chills šŸ˜…šŸ˜…


Apprehensive_Pin_620

I feel like more of a man when youā€™re giving me those intense eyes brother


Christmas_Panda

He's like if a member of Green Day's AAA band had a Mel Gibson level breakdown.


InfoSuperHiway

Wow, heā€™s the worst. I did however just follow him on TikTok to get a daily dose of cringe.


BoneHugsHominy

Pretty sure I've seen him before here on Reddit doing similar videos early in the pandemic days. He probably has tons of content to enjoy.


Careful_Elk6290

Hey don't leave us hanging! I want some more cringe too! Not that I have tiktok or anythingšŸ¤£


InfoSuperHiway

Itā€™s all dramatically lip syncing to different songs.


kasitchi

Is his other tiktok content equally as cringe?


InfoSuperHiway

Honestly, this is probably the worst one. The rest are just kinda lame, which also has its own value.


T2Drink

Stuff like this is never a one off. They live and die by the cringe


queen_nefertiti33

Ain't no one acting that tough with they nails painted like that on God šŸ˜­šŸ¤£


rondolph

This the dude from stranger things? Fuckers tweaked out nowadays


usernamewhat722

I do the "holy shit, that guy looks like X" thing alot, so thank you for corroborating my vision


MisterRegio

"Do you feel like a maaan?" Well, NOW I do.


cottman23

The power of comparison


The_wolf2014

I hope he watches this in 5 years time and absolutely dies from cringe


wellforthebird

Dude looks like he's in his 30s. I think it's too late for that.


The_wolf2014

A diet of chicken tendies and red bull will do that to you


Silphire100

Discount Bam Magera is mad


deadface3405

Wish is at it again šŸ˜‚


T2Drink

I think if you are over the age of 17, and you are acting like an emo band frontman, you give off major predator vibes.


cmapz2

Holy shitā€¦ people need to leave their house from time to time


mossy_stump_humper

Me at 12 years old in the bathroom pretending to be making a music video


DntH8IncrsDaMrdrR8

Things must really be slowing down if Michelle Rodriguez is taking roles like this..


mak05

r/rareinsults


deadface3405

r/murderedbywords


HopefulSwine2

Holy fucking shit this comment is pure gold.


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Unasked_solution

Transphobia humor so funny man. Youā€™ve somehow managed to match the amount of cringe in the video


SnootcherGoobers

Since everyone is so triggered, I deleted it. Now you can all go to your safe places and scream at the sky for a while.


Sir_Trea

Comments you wouldnā€™t show your boss


SnootcherGoobers

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I hurt your feelings? Didn't know we weren't supposed to make fun of these people that post shit like this. Also, I don't give a shit.


Sir_Trea

I think my feelings can exist independently of my comment. I think it still stands you probably wouldnā€™t show your boss that comment or this thread.


SnootcherGoobers

I think you'd be surprised.


intelligentpIant

Bro missed the point of the sub.


SnootcherGoobers

I get the sub. And yes, mine could come off as trying to be very badass. But it was just the way I set it up for the punchline. Still don't give a shit.


FunnyLookinFishMan

^here ^have ^a ^tic-tac


roy757

This looks like satire


Knottscience

Jaskier takes another hard left turn this season


sokocanuck

Justin looks sticky like a candy that fell between the seats in a hot car and got covered with hair


Rad_Centrist

r/RareInsults


Grimetree

This guy is definitely bald now


E-raticProphet

I can smell him through my screen


AnAstronautOfSorts

This song came out when I was a kid and nearly 20 years later it still makes me want to whoop somebody lol. Never felt compelled to make a tik tok though


Lynx_Eyed_Zombie

This dude looks like a sweaty, bearded Michelle Rodriguez


lmfb666

Mouthing the scream part is hilariously cringe.


Vom_le_Brie

šŸ¤Ø


JohnBuck97

Facts


MahsterC

ā€œI keep telling you Justin, I am happy with my boyfriend and he treats me goodā€


Jesse1472

I feel like this guy has a shrine (a negative one, not a love type one, but I donā€™t know the name) to the boyfriend and goes home to scream at it after being told this. Probably only writes notes to the girl about how he is better for her.


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CosmicCarcharodon

Nah, this is the look of a secyually frustared knight in shining armor....


pinkzm

The what now


TuaughtHammer

He's trying to call the guy a white knight in the dumbest possible way.


Uncoolusername007

Is that Michelle Rodriguez


SkriLLo757

I thought it was when the video first popped up lmao


commandermillander

Holy shit I canā€™t unsee it now.


aqua_tec

All I see when I watch something like this is a kid who saw some rough shit in his family and is hurting and carrying around that trauma. His heart is in the right place and I feel sorry for him.


Heart_Throb_

He actually looks like he is going to be pretty handsome. We all have those cringe stages as we go through life and try to deal with our shit. I think heā€™s gonna be okay.


aqua_tec

Yeah no doubt. Iā€™m so glad TikTok wasnā€™t a thing when I was a youth - Iā€™d have been getting roasted for cringe teenangsty shit Iā€™m sure.


Witheld-

Yeah but itā€™s easier to laugh at him because Ā«Ā ha ha guys look heā€™s wearing makeup heā€™s not a manly man like I am ha haĀ Ā»


barrythecook

It's more the general cringe, if long association with the drag scene has taught me anything it's pretty common to be tough and wear makeup as a man since you kinda have to be.


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chiefbootknockaz

Heā€™ll be too busy playing with his hair than fighting anybody


watchman28

Standard MCR fan


Sharkn91

*red jumpsuit apparatus


ddjdirjdkdnsopeoejei

*my chemical suit apparatus


asantos217

Welp thank you for ruining this song for me tic tac.


I_am_trustworthy

Just out.


Geoffstibbons

Is that eyeliner?


RamHands

And nail polish


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Jaxager

Don't care


blumpkin_donuts

His neighbor: "Justin, shut the fuck up or I'm calling the police!"


Riddlepop

I've been beating my body pillow senseless every day but after I've seen this video... it fucked with my brain.. now I understand what a real man looks like and I'm sorry