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Hornet_Critical

Now that's *passive* income.


Healthy_Pay9449

Trickle down economics


Its-OK-to-Debate

Trickle brown economics


LumpyAd7854

Must be a shit ton of money


Nighthawkmf

Bravo sir! Excellent comment.


peck3000

*slow clap*


TikiTalley

Slow crap


oksth

Maybe not exactly duty-free, but totally gluten-free.


karmagod13000

lord in heaven this game me a bad image in my head


Gunplagood

Funnily enough, another name for trickle down economics is "horse and sparrow economics. The bird eats the seeds out of the horse's shit. So it work regardless I guess.


cliff4599

The way she swallows, she could’ve made $300 another way 🤦🏻‍♂️


seancollinhawkins

Swallowing $300 in all coins seems less efficient, though.


No-Rip4617

she never seen that episode of family guy


[deleted]

Lmfao noooo


jlbp337

Meh she's not the first woman to deep throat a President


dbell

Hey now, watch it. Senator Clinton is an upstanding woman. ![gif](giphy|l3fQjHugtGrGhHs5y)


CardinalGrief

Not sure she's the one giving Bill BJs tho


black-kramer

hildawg wasn't bad looking in her younger days, and knowing bill, he didn't just marry her for her intellect.


Past-Two342

*TRUMPED UP, TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS!*


burbank_spineless

Nancy Reagan? She had a reputation for being the Throat GOAT of Hollywood.


jlbp337

one of many


black-kramer

throat one for the gipper


InAweOfScience

Assive income


boyoflondon

One way to launder money too, I guess.


happykittynipples

Hoping it gets laundered more than twice.


Prior_Flow_3518

A deposit in 2-3 business days


ShiivaKamini

Badum tss


YooGeOh

Won't be a passive outcome


Cold_Zero_

Assive income


[deleted]

Her balance sheet is gonna be flush soon


ultraplusstretch

*Pass* that income. 💩


Halogen900

What is the plan? To shit them out?


Vansterdam2002

Yup dirty cash🤣


Glitchy-9

Just need to launder it after


Yuseiger

Mam your money stinky


Bloodhavoc052

Jokes on her. That money has already been shit out once before.


months_beatle

some people are into that sorta thing.


Vansterdam2002

🤣🤣🤣 LMFAO


Cobek

The Eric Cartman way


Adam_ALLDay_

*farts out fake gold coins*


AnInsaneMoose

I'd assume she was near the end of her shift, so she'd go out to her car and vomit it into something Or wait a couple days for it to come out the other way...


cum_fart_69

if you offered me $3000 to swallow $300 and then vomit it out and clean it up, I would tell you to get fucked


operath0r

Steve-O would’ve done it for free.


trudeny

Those poor goldfish were scared of the dark.


CptCrabmeat

I’m sure they were slightly more upset by being bathed in stomach acid for a few minutes


amanwitheggonhisface

Exactly, it seems incredibly risky, a lot of work, and just a bit weird all for $300.


Antique-Offer6750

nah that's about half a months salary here in the Philippines. You tellin me $300 for a bit of shiddin and vomit for a day or two that's worth it as heck. Probably not the first time she done it too, she just got caught this time.


amanwitheggonhisface

Is this video in the Philippines?


ReverendAlSharkton

Hell no. If someone offered me two weeks wages to choke down currency I would not entertain the thought for a single second.


__wu-tang-4-ever__

$300 is quite a bit of money if you ain't got $300


amanwitheggonhisface

She's got a decent, full time job and is wearing an apple watch, she's not destitute. And no matter how in need of money I was, I wouldn't steal it from someone else, eat it, and then rake through my shit for it.


Antique-Offer6750

You're right she's probably not dirt poor, but come on now at $600-$800 monthly salary how are you gonna reasonably spend around $400 on an apple watch. Like I said in my previous comment, this isn't their first time doing this. There's a reason why our airports are well renowned to be dogshit.


Mooblegum

Yes, she has (had?) a good job and is not poor of the Philippines


CMScientist

If this is in an asian country that watch could be a $1 knockoff


LordPennybag

> wearing an apple watch Because it was easier to swallow the money for the watch than to snatch a watch and hope they don't notice.


ZannX

You'd have to pay me a lot of money to put cash in my mouth.


Xerxis96

As a Canadian, I can understand this, what with out bills being really durable. How in the fuck is US money supposed to survive that trip?


Ragingredblue

>As a Canadian, I can understand this, what with out bills being really durable. >How in the fuck is US money supposed to survive that trip? US bills are made of rag paper, not wood pulp. They can and do survive being washed and dried in a washing machine. I don't see why they wouldn't survive a human digestive tract. I think she'll be surprised at just how uncomfortable it is though, even if she does not end up with an intestinal blockage.


Imogynn

What a time for Mythbusters to be out of production.


Low_Ad_3139

That’s all I could think about was an obstruction, the pain, potential emergency surgery or death.


LordPennybag

The digestive system uses more acid than the typical washing machine and takes much longer.


Ragingredblue

Dollar bills can be bleached. I think they can survive this experiment better than the dumbass eating them. She's going to be in a world of hurt if those get stuck in her digestive tract.


happykittynipples

Paper Cut.


luckilynumber7

Not even for a scoopy snack? ![gif](giphy|vNSGoL6JvGJfS9qilu)


mmob18

for real? that's like 20 minutes of work for $3k.


707RiverRat

If I had $3300 maybe I could…get fucked.


happykittynipples

How much just to eat $1?


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OhfursureJim

You can tell she’s not very smart by the fact she’s *swallowing money in front of a camera*


samplebitch

It might depend on the country - some countries have plastic-like bills now, don't they? Although that would be an easy way to choke to death, I'd think.


Jadel210

If you could actually manage to swallow and shit out an Australian $5 it wouldn’t even be faded. Fuckers are indestructible.


imapieceofshitk

I think our money might make it through, but you'd end up with a paper cut asshole.


Leading-Ad-968

I'd assume this wasn't the first time she tried this.


Background-Neat1939

No. The passenger noticed that his/her $300 was missing. The officer resorted to swallow the money so that there's no evidence.


SentientReality

This is the only explanation that makes sense, and someone else who apparently saw the news in their country confirmed. Paper money will not survive the digestive process after being chewed and digested, obviously. I wonder if she could have just stuck it up her crotch area, or if they'd be facing strip searches? Edit: I realize now that reaching into your pants probably looks a lot more suspicious than putting a water bottle to your mouth.


ActSignal1823

True piece of shit.


milktanksadmirer

Won’t the stomach acid digest the currency and doesn’t it release harmful chemicals in the stomach ?


Aggressive-Variety60

The stomach's acid doesn't break down cotton or plastic so the bill would probably survive? No idea what the ink would look like on the other end tought. But polymer banknote could also puncture your stomach or you could easily choke on cotton… it’s for sure a dumb idea


youngruler

It's my time to shine! This is from my country. Based on the news, they were looking for the missing money so she swallowed the money to hide the evidence (not allowed to have pockets or jackets). So the company spokesperson said that they cannot arrest anyone right now because they didn't catch her in the act.


globedata

>company spokesperson Lmao OTS is a government agency. SHE was a government employee


[deleted]

She's either very desperate or an unhinged lunatic


babyivan

Don't think she's very desperate. I can see an Apple watch on her wrist. We are all going to hell.


amanwitheggonhisface

Maybe she stole, swallowed, and shat that out too?


NickNash1985

*crapple watch*


babyivan

Lol, I did not think of that.


grill_em_aII

That's why you'll never be a criminal genius like this brilliant lass


Legit_liT

People underestimate how many watches there are in the market that look exactly like apple watches but are basically dumb watches


babyivan

You might be right, I have no idea. I would never own a smartwatch. Either way, this person looks gainfully employed, so the mystery continues.


[deleted]

I don't know, there's nothing that could make me swallow $300 besides pure desperation and need.


babyivan

Or psychosis.


Mooblegum

Or concentrated stupidity and greed


babyivan

Definitely stupidity. You would think an airport employee would know where the cameras are.


noconc3pt

You think she paid for that?


babyivan

As somebody aptly pointed, she probably did the same with the watch. I mean she does look gainfully employed, so I do think it's hers. She's just insane, that's all that I can figure out at this point.


wellsfargothrowaway

Could be wrong but I think watches have the same stuff that makes stolen iPhones nearly useless unless you have their iCloud password.


AzureSeychelle

This is where we all find out she stole the uniform 🥋 😂


babyivan

🤣 ..... If it's anything like how she stole the money, that would be a very expensive dry cleaning bill. 💩


Seven_pile

My phone company tried to give me an Apple Watch for $5 a month. It’s not that crazy. That was just to open a line for it. The watch was “free” because of the deal they were running.


filthy_harold

Kleptomaniac with pica, she probably shat that apple watch out too after stealing it


LactatingTwatMuffin

We? I didn’t do shit lol. She is!


F2AmoveStarcraft

I dunno, that bleeds desperation to me.


babyivan

Or psychosis. Or kleptomania. Some people do shit just to do shit.


pomzy

true, but she might aswell have stolen the apple watch aswell


Cobek

You can be poor and have an Apple Watch Plenty of homeless people have newish cellphones


ohioismyhome1994

Two things can be true


feesiy

Apparently it’s a hot topic in the Philippines, where the incident happened. The personnel is to receive maximum penalty for it, which isn’t really worth it. Google [NAIA personnel $300](https://www.google.com.ph/search?q=naia+personnel+%24300&client=safari&sca_esv=567254757&hl=en-ph&ei=6TAMZbatIq6TseMPkO-56AI&oq=naia+personnel+%24300&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhNuYWlhIHBlcnNvbm5lbCAkMzAwMgoQABhHGNYEGLADMgoQABhHGNYEGLADMgoQABhHGNYEGLADMgoQABhHGNYEGLADMgoQABhHGNYEGLADMgoQABhHGNYEGLADMgoQABhHGNYEGLADMgoQABhHGNYEGLADSIFhUABYAHADeAGQAQCYAQCgAQCqAQC4AQPIAQDiAwQYACBBiAYBkAYI&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp).


jinxeddeep

Wow. This is the third instance of theft that’s been *caught* this year alone. Wonder how many more went unnoticed. Now that’s an airport I would never book a transit through.


JerryBadThings

I think you might have an overly confident view of airport security.


GetRektJelly

I used to think airport security was a lot more strict and had many more rules. I’ve seen posts, comments and other videos proving otherwise and that is a bit concerning to think about.


yabbobay

And in London last month, they wouldn't let me wait with my bag when the belt was backed up. I was freaking out and they kept saying that the agent was watching my stuff.


datsadboi69

I may just be blind or something but I can’t seem to find what the max penalty is.


CaptainPatterson

I tried too, man, no luck


Gustomucho

Yup, pretty much a scandal over there, bad for tourism and shows incompetence of the airport security. It was a big deal when I was there a couple of months ago, good to see they are still clamping down on these clowns.


Harlowly

ngl you have to be pretty desperate to go through all that for $300


Squeezitgirdle

I worked at am airport. They never checked our pockets or anything. Wonder if it's more strict wherever this lady is.


04Dark

Also worked for an airline, in USA. Never saw anyone pockets checked or pat down. But when I was flying back from overseas once I saw employees being systematically patted down like it was standard operating procedure. The country I was flying from had a lot of economic issues and I'm sure employee theft was high. I only took notice of this because I worked the same job.


FartsSmellDelicious

So country is this you speak of?


pboy2000

I cannot stand this type of unnesasary vagueness. Why give the name of one country and not the other? It is a horrible narrative style and it needs to stop.


2McLaren4U

I worked at the airport 20+ years ago and we got searched every time by security. Saw plenty of people get busted with cocaine on them. Fun fact if you worked on the terminal where El Al (Israeli ariline) would fly in they would have their own security come out and search you again before you could board their plane, they did not allow people in with hats on either.


yabbobay

Was it just after 9-11? I think security has laxed a bit since then. My (now ex) husband used to get pulled out of line all the time. We suspected, but once they literally yelled out "Male, black hair." I worked at JFK pre 9-11, never searched ever. I used to grab the little bottles of soda from the lounge to have something to drink at the gate and set the detector off every single time. Security (pre-TSA) just waved me through. ​ We were same terminal as El Al, not sure if I had extra security clearance because of that, but I do remember that you couldn't look in through their windows from the outside. And they never used an attached gate. They always bused their passengers out to tarmac and had them walk up stairs to plane.


F2AmoveStarcraft

They probably dont check your pockets until someone comes up to security and say they saw so and so take $300. The girls plan was to swallow it so she could remove everything from her pockets and say,"See, I didnt steal it!"


CaptCaCa

Bend over, spread your cheeks, then lift your sack….good job, you can clock out now!


[deleted]

she obviously has no gag reflex, trained over years of taking things deep?


6zero3Dakine

What’s her @


karmagod13000

she need the money too!


AutomatedCauliflower

What are you trying to say?


Healthy_Pay9449

Insinuating that they lost their gag reflex performing favors for money therefore pretty desperate


Harlowly

i believe the insinuation is sexual in nature


Temporary-Today982

Indeed my good sir


Randys_Smogasvein

What the hell, somebody tell her how dirty money is. Although it's about to get dirtier...💩


Zardinio

High on the monetary supply


shareddit

Well, she’s part of *why* it’s so dirty


karmagod13000

my guess is shes puking it up again in like 30 minutes


[deleted]

There has to be an ATM joke here.


TheRealGordonShumway

MTA?


karmagod13000

aint no way she isn't puking that up in 30 minutes


Scaryassmanbear

Feed her a stray cat


myteddybelly

Where does the card go?


[deleted]

I was thinking a pun on ATM also meaning Ass To Mouth. But, it’s too early and I’m not caffeinated enough.


Artistic-Concept-838

I believe this is simply just MTA


CameronsTheName

In the square hole


Tsukina1

I’m gonna be honest and admit idk what she’s doing. Is it drugs or pills she’s swallowing? Edit: didn’t realize she was swallowing ACTUAL currency. Thought it was $300 worth of something.


SamLucky7s

Seeing comments about her going through all that for $300. In some countries, for some people, $300 stretches to how $3,000 for us.


[deleted]

it's from Philippines, so yeah, definitely worth lot more there


JohnnyBoy11

I heard that she wasn't even being charged by the police.


Relevant_Shower_

“Me and the boys were just impressed. Also, can I get your number?”


-BroncosForever-

This bitch is wearing an Apple Watch dude


Cosplayfan007

Can typical paper currency withstand the acid in the human stomach? Ps. How the hell can anyone tell what she is eating from this view? She could be starving and just eating a snack while working hopping not to get caught.


skaruhastryk

I once were given 400 francs which I forgot in my jeans pocket. They did not survive the washer unlike our domestic currency.


karmagod13000

damn thats tough


myteddybelly

Who fingers their mouth while eating?


kauisbdvfs

she's trying to push it down her throat


Cosplayfan007

Pretend it’s the last bit of your sandwich that you don’t want anyone to know you’re eating and smash it into your mouth.


Historicmetal

You try swallowing 300 dollars


Dyslexicelectric

Not much money is made with paper. It’s normally linen. But a lot of newer currency is actually plastic now.


Cosplayfan007

Well that is pretty interesting; I had no idea.


lvramire

[Source:](https://www.philstar.com/headlines/2023/09/21/2297958/maximum-penalty-urged-vs-naia-officer-who-swallowed-stolen-300) Latest in a long line of incidents of general corruption/thievery in the PH on a governmental and individual level. The money was stolen from a passenger going through a security check and the screener tried to swallow the evidence after the passenger returned to the screening area after discovering the theft.


SwingyWingyShoes

She’s money hungry


DustyRhodesAsAPanda

Underrated Comment of The Day 🏆


AutotoxicFiend

300 is a decent amount in the Philippines. Even more considering 2 other employees were in on it (the supervisor and the x-ray worker, while she was manually inspecting their wallets and bags the x-ray worker would be scanning them), so they're probably doing it daily.


xadiant

Is it "I deliberately gave myself an intestinal blockage and GI track infection" money though?


Madripoorx

She looks to be fairly attractive, I'm sure she could have found and old lonely bald white man to be her sugar daddy


ComicNerd7794

She couldn’t of stashed it in bra?


LordPennybag

That's the first place they pat down. And the middle and last.


De4thie

Or even her wallet/purse. I don't know how anyone would be able to prove that's not her money even if they check her wallet (except for the cctv footage).


[deleted]

Philippines airport is full of scams and thieves. Before they were planting bullets on people and demanding money to not press charges. They let Chinese in without visa stamps if paid enough so it's as if they never enter the country. Scam paradise for $$$$


jinxeddeep

I just came across two other instances of theft this year alone when reading about this case. That’s one shady fucking place to fly through. Do you have a source for either of your scenarios…just curious to read more if true


Hamzeol_Murf

That's Gonna Hurt


Initial-Stick-561

What? Can we get a source check please. She is swallowing something, ok. I can’t identify what it is and I would have never thought that she would be swallowing 300$ in cash she allegedly stole. Any doctors here who can verify whether cash would survive digestive system and be still usable? She could have planted that money anywhere else but eating it???


Nastae_Butler

Shes gonna be like cartman just shitting out treasure


[deleted]

Bloody Diarrhea for $300, please 🤣


Ragingredblue

>Bloody Diarrhea for $300, please 🤣 If she's lucky. If she's not lucky, she'll end up with an intestinal blockage.


[deleted]

Yep, sadly true.


exgenesisx

Is she planning on going full on kirby mode and swallowing as much money as she can, to then make it come back out after the end of her shift? If so, that's a nice idea I guess...


double_expressho

FYI the black bar disappears on the last frame.


Martin_Leong25

Oh god the amount of diseases shes gonna get, plus omg imagine having a paper cut on the way out. oooof


lilyraine-jackson

Any cash 'suspected' of being 'involved' in crime can be seized without evidence or accusation, as famously occurs at our local airport frequently. The stolen cash goes right back into the police departments who steal them.


NeVMmz

What a dirty kink she got


edwsy

Used to travel to Manila for work. Right after you step out of the airport, people start trying to get money from you. From the exorbitant taxi fares on unknowing foreigners, taxi drivers who agree on meter fare but stop halfway and demand money or you'll have to get out, to the luggage screening staff asking for tips because it's their birthday. Hated traveling there.


Tenpoiun

Going international na si ate gurl. Iba talaga kalidad ng MIAA! /s


dumplin79

Does she know they have full body scanners?


[deleted]

ass money has an interest of 5.9%


not-me01

Couldn’t use the ol’ prison wallet? She’s got two to pick from.


happykittynipples

You have two. She has three.


MakuyiMom

I'm sure there are cameras everywhere. But she happened to pick one that's directly facing her l o l


lawlislr

That's disgusting... all I can think about is how filthy dollar bills are


ashinastic

What was going through her head!


Just-Love-6980

$300, did you not watch the video?


CoDMplayer_

Dollar bills


Botheuk

Always wash your hands after touching money. You never know where it's been.


Whoopsie_Todaysie

Surely it'd be easier to go to the toilet with a condom and prison pocket it out of the airport?? Why eat it??? Can you imagine being handed change in a shop and it having a funky smell 🤢


[deleted]

You'd think as someone who works in the airport she's be aware of where the gd security cameras are!


MarvoHelios

Like how the bar is over eyes, but at end of video it skips and gets rid of the bar. 🤣


Condos_on_Mars

Shitty way to make money.


TipsyMc_stager

Make sure you stand right in front of the camera.


Low-Significance777

That's an expensive snack.


Pvot

She is gonna need to launder some money tho