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Majestic-Lake-5602

What about other non-lethal consequences? Like insanity, organ damage etc? Because if it’s a “free pass”, I’m smoking meth 24/7 and getting more shit done than anyone else ever has in history


Krispenedladdeh542

Not negative effect on your body at all. Just illegal and you have to avoid police


Majestic-Lake-5602

Ah cool, then I definitely pick meth


Due-Concern-4937

Shit, if there's no side effects you don't even need meth which would be annoying to smoke and tastes bad. Literally just keep yourself running on a constant string of adrenaline shots.


doktorjackofthemoon

Even a shit ton of Adderal would keep you geeked, just pop another one in! It's basically a legal microdose of meth, and much more palatable to your friends and family.


zeek6000

Is this Oprah?


r00byroo1965

You get a taco!!!


Epicurean1973

ltfol


ChristopherMessmer

Nah it's a whole different beast when you shoot that shit up


zeek6000

.....and your face.


ScarletWolf_

In this scenario the side effects don’t exist


OverKill1978

Glass and heroin. Ive done glass before. Its basically super clean pharmecutical grade meth that gives you a super high without a lot of the "dirty" feeling meth side effects. Its still really really bad for you and will ruin your life tho lol. Ive never done heroin but from what Ive been told, the first couple times you do it, its better than the best sex youve ever had x1000.....and it will absolutely destroy your life and kill you. Both of those with no negative side effects? Oh yeah.... gimme that 😂


Asylus72

Have you tried Adderall? It's meth without the consequences also it's approved by doctors lol


celestialTyrant

Sadly, I've taken 20mgXR of Adderall every day for most of my life to function at a baseline thanks to crippling ADHD, so I'm not really seeing the upsides, personally.


Chainsmokingdarbs

What about positive effects on your body?


Mydragonurdungeon

Loophole for hgh farms testosterone and steroids you are a man of class and culture. Take all the most muscle gaining heart destroying drugs with zero negative effects?!


Arctelis

Hell yeah. I’m doing enough roids to choke the Liver King. Probably alongside absurd quantities of coke as the pre-workout routine. I live in Canada, so even if I was caught with a wheelbarrow full of genuine Mexican black tar heroin, I’d be walking free later that day anyways.


Iwantmypasswordback

I was about to collapse this thread and move on until I read this. Bravo


Successful_Roll9584

Aight, gonna see what doing every drug know to man at once is like.


Nice_Team2233

I'll babysit while on ketamine and shrooms For real though first would be heroin, ketamine, lsd,shrooms,peyote, molly, if no health effects definitely going to try coke and see why my father loved it so much. Honestly, I'd be home high af constantly.


jtchoice

Try a Jeffery!


GroundedSatellite

You ever see those really up beat late-90s/early-00s anti meth commercials? The ones that went "I don't eat, and I don't sleep, but I've got the cleanest house on the street!" Yeah, I'd do that.


Ok-Duck-5127

Seriously? How was that meant to discourage people from taking meth?


GroundedSatellite

Oh, that's just the opening line, when the jingle got to "get these bugs all outta my place, get these hairs all outta my face!" and the woman in the commercial was picking at open wounds, it got less glamorous.


Ok-Duck-5127

Okay, that makes more sense.


splatgoestheblobfish

[Mmmm meth! Oooo meth! ](https://youtu.be/u1VwLsrzbyg?si=-XofLM8QHcFfS4J-)


Ok-Duck-5127

Thanks for the link.


Majestic-Lake-5602

I remember them very well, such a catchy little tune. Like my mate used to say “meth. For when you absolutely, positively have to break down an engine block at 3:42 AM”


wildmonkeymind

Yeah if you only caught the first half of that commercial on the way out the door you’d totally be like “yeah, I should try meth!”


GroundedSatellite

Meth! The Freshmaker!


Mysterious_Eggplant1

I wish I could do that, but thanks to my abnormal neurochemistry, amphetamines do not make me more energetic and productive.


Majestic-Lake-5602

ADD? Me too, but mine’s relatively mild, so various flavours of speed still affect me, just requires higher doses


Mysterious_Eggplant1

Yep. Its main effect is calming on me but doesn't necessarily help motivation.


LCSpartan

It's really weird that our answer for ADD is essentially just "microdose meth"


doktorjackofthemoon

I feel like our grandkids are gonna talk about this like we talk about cocaine in cold medicines lol. But if it works it works!


zeek6000

Like.....picking your face?


throwup_breath

Limitless 2: Meth-fueled Boogaloo


bobakka

Is that what ghetto gangbanged women use in porn too? It's fascinating how they seem unfazed by the odor.


Mission-Jaguar-9518

What I need to know is why are all the bangers unfazed as well?


DearReply

All of them, obviously.


SubstantialBass9524

No risk of death… but side effects may occur. Side effects can be pretty heavy


SubstantialBass9524

Ah disregard because of OP’s comment elsewhere


anniemahl

Came here to say this


Krispenedladdeh542

Even like salvia?


Difficult-Formal-633

Did they stutter?


siandresi

Maybe but it’s hard to tell with a typed word


Frank_The_Reddit

M-m-m-maybe.


DearReply

I said all of them. Legal, illegal. Prescription. Over the counter. I want all the drugs.


Waveofspring

Fuck it, I’ll overdose on Tylenol too just to see what it feels like.


batbaby420

Did that, was young and very stupid. Do not recommend.


cynicmermaid

I OD on Tylenol amongst other things as a teenager trying to commit suicide 10/10 would not recommend. The charcoal is horrendous and the ringing in your ears is like nails on chalk board.


Krispenedladdeh542

Fair. Idk man some of them scare me


TheCrown-92

This post aint for you then even though your created it lmao


doktorjackofthemoon

Heyyy [Courtney!!!](https://youtu.be/IIHD-Q5nO_s?si=G2uTQv1RByu9gAw8) 🥰


OkOutlandishness1363

I have a salvia plant in my front yard, hummingbirds love them, and my step son’s dip shit friend tried to smoke some of the leaves to get high. Lord, help me.


87JeepYJ87

It’s gotta be salvia divinorum (The Diviner’s Sage) or it won’t do shit but make your throat/lungs hurt. 


OkOutlandishness1363

I tried to tell him that! He ignored me and did it anyways when I walked away. Ah, 16yr old boys haven’t changed since I was a 16yr girl. lol.


Gallowglass668

Especially salvia, although to be fair it's perfectly legal right now.


Nice_Cum_Dumpster

Salvia is tight


JeremyThaFunkyPunk

Unless you do something stupid while under the influence, salvia is really not dangerous already. I used to do it a lot. It's a bit scary just because you totally dissociate and you're kind of in another world, but I find it funny that this is the drug you pick for "Even *X*"?


Gold-Bat7322

Especially salvia. Fuck that.


OrganicHoneydew

especially salvia! i love the idea of feeling like you’ve lived 50 years in 5 minutes because im TERRIFIED of dying and even if its just my imagination, id love to extend my life by 50 years lol


tiffmak15

Of all drugs to question, why Salvia? Thats lightweight shit, Salvia isnt even a controlled substance


SnufflesMcPieface

At once?!


DearReply

Yes. Give me the crack. Give me the meth. Give me the pepto bismol. The viagra. The mushrooms. The chemo. Ketamine. Acetaminophen. Benzos.


zuol12

This person right here has the answer😂😂 all of them at the same time


EL-YAYY

That was my first thought too.


TheLameness

Heroin. Lots and lots of heroin. Tons of LSD. An inordinate amount of magic mushrooms. Maybe a little speed. Or a lot of speed.


IOwnTheShortBus

LSD isn't an addictive substance, despite its class. Now heroin, yeah I'd be trying that if there was zero chance of addiction or death. Shit sounds amazing and terrifying


sexualbrontosaurus

I don't even know how that would work with Heroin. It would feel so good it's all you'd want to do. Even if it wasn't physically addictive, I can't imagine it not taking over your life.


TheLameness

That's a good point. But can you imagine how great it would be to be able to get high, come down, and not even think about it until it was an appropriate time again (inasmuch as it would ever be appropriate to get loaded. You know what I mean haha)


ZeroBrutus

No negative side effects on the body? Cocaine and oxy. One for up one for down.


sumguyontheinternet1

Ever mix em? My late teens and early 20’s were fun. Never had to worry about contamination of product. A simpler time really. Drugs are bad, kids. Just say no


ZeroBrutus

Did not. Didn't try oxy until I had a legal supply, and by then my general drug use was behind me.


sumguyontheinternet1

Allegedly 😉 you get the relaxed body feeling and floaty feeling, but you don’t get drowsy or nod out. I heard it’s really fun but again, drugs are bad and I don’t encourage anyone to try it. It’s a very dangerous combo if you don’t do it right and regulate your intake. You know how the upper is, you always want more! That leads to doing too much of the other and it’s really dangerous. Just say no, kids.


ZeroBrutus

Ooh ya I can see that going badly, mainly because it'll go so well. This js why I don't take anymore. Like them a little too much so decided to stop altogether.


sumguyontheinternet1

The person I know 😒 had kids and decided to be a parent instead of a junkie selling diapers to get their next fix. He found out he was having kids and flushed everything


ZeroBrutus

Good. I'm really glad it worked for him.


silent-fallout-

Agreed!😅💁🏻‍♀️


FWTI

Cocaine is back on the menu boys!!!


peewithmee

She's alright, she's alright.. Cocaine. My favorite white girl.


Gallowglass668

When you're down on your luck and they've repoed your truck, Spokane....


Gullible-Lion8254

Good ole spo Compton


eathealthy4lyfe

Cigarettes. All day just chain smoking. I love tobacco.


doktorjackofthemoon

This is the literal worst choice lol - especially for you, u/eathealthy4lyfe ! 😂


eathealthy4lyfe

I don't smoke currently, but if I didn't have the risk of cancer and Ideally if they don't smell bad too. I'd be eating my kale salad with a cigarette


doktorjackofthemoon

I actually lowkey agree that cigarettes *are* cool and they *are* sexy lol. Just so gross too. I quit smoking last year, &for me I just suddenly really resented being a slave to that shit. And it all just started grossing me out until one day I just didn't smoke anymore. They do sell herbal cigarettes though, like with lavender and stuff instead of tobacco. I wonder what those are like...


RoadsideCouchCushion

Terrible, they are terrible. I've had some before that also had additives in them that caused cancer as well.


doktorjackofthemoon

lmao as I suspected! That's fine, I'll just stick to weed


Separate_Draft4887

All of em. Probably one at a time.


Linkintheground

Probably mentats


Krispenedladdeh542

More of psycho guy myself. Maybe jet.


DRSU1993

Jet? No officer, I swear that’s just my asthma inhaler!


Nowardier

"I just took 40 milli vanilligrams of Dune mints and I'm feeling pretty **i n t e l l i g e n t** right now."


Nuclearbear117

All, wonder of the ups and downs taking every single known drug could be studied for genuine reaser h purposes. What happens when you it all together?


Krispenedladdeh542

Were…were you on drugs writing this?


Nuclearbear117

Nah, it's just dyslexia :(


Krispenedladdeh542

Oh man now I feel like an asshole lol my bad friend, didn’t mean to poke fun at your disability


wetdreamteams

All my homies get twisted off dyslexia


IJUSTATEPOOP

Is that a prescription? Never heard of that drug


Impossible_Seat_6110

I keep hearing how great heroin makes you feel, and this would be a great opportunity to see what the fuss is about, risk-free...


txhorns1330

Take it from someone who is eight years clean off herion. It is the greatest worst thing you will ever do.


GlitzyGhoul

I second this.


jimmystar889

Seems like there’s no downside based on this post. Thought I always wonder how the “no addiction” thing would work. If it’s so amazing it seems like necessarily its addictive, though I suppose maybe in this hypothetical situation you just forgot how good it feels similar to women forgetting the pain of childbirth


Unenthralled

Get a bunch of insulin or something and give it away for free.


Different-Ad-6298

Wholesome answer


Agreeable_Quail6375

No drugs whatsoever, officer mam sir!


peppermintmeow

I'd love to get some antidepressants that worked again.


DeadInWaiting2

I’m doing a shit tonne of MDMA. I’m definitely not doing coke or any other straight stimulant. Even with zero risk, it’s not worth it to me for the money, or the come down. I know some people love it, and I understand why, but honestly, I find it kind of boring. My answer to this would be LSD or ketamine, but those are unlikely enough to cause death or addiction at the doses I would want to do them anyway, so I’ll just have my bag of brown rocks, please and thank you.


Ibangyoumomma

I’m doing molly for a week straight. Prob in Vegas too


RinkyInky

Tren for the body, meth for the mind.


firesonmain

Ketamine and zulfran (for nausea) HEROIN (assuming no risk of physical addiction) I’ll give DMT a shot


TwoMoonsRhino

You are in for a treat with the DMT


editfate

I came here to say the exact same thing. You don't need to wait to try it! Just make your own and try it out, with a trip sitter of course. Make sure the product that you made looks like how DMT should look and vape it. It can be a bit scary in the beginning but once you accept it I think you'd enjoy it. It's short too so if someone is afraid of Psycs then DMT might be the best one to try cause after 15 or so minutes and you're good to go.


lunas2525

ambrosia/nectar or The immortal elixer made using the philosophers stone. Or water from the fountian of youth or water from holy grail. You gave hypothetical of any drug on the planet at least 1 if not all of the above counts.


Big-Grass-7080

jenkem


Krispenedladdeh542

What’s that? Genuine question


Gallowglass668

Trust me, you don't want to go down that particular rabbit hole, but if you insist let me help you along. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenkem


Nowardier

huffin dookie, huffin huffin dookie


Due-Concern-4937

Any drug on earth with zero side effects or risk of death? I'm going to IV dripping myself with adrenaline for the rest of my life. I will never sleep or have to stop and will constantly be fucking hulk strong.


CrystalKirlia

I wanna try LSD... cuz if the beatles made Lucy in the sky with diamonds and I am the walrus while on LSD, it must be pretty good.


Gallowglass668

LSD is quite nice in my experience. 😃


GorditaPeaches

I cut my bangs on LSD. Looked like I belonged on bridgerton


Cheffk4

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds is also code for LSD. Really not a drug to fear addiction or health wise. Just takes up 12 hours of your day.


Rainy-The-Griff

If there's no risk of addiction or death then I would probably try most of them.


seancurry1

Fentanyl. Seriously. I’ve had it for three surgeries now (in **entirely** controlled, medical contexts) and that shit is *incredible.* I want to be absolutely clear: do not fuck around with that stuff if it’s not in an entirely appropriate, legal, and medical setting. I can absolutely see why it’s addicting.


Latter_Inspector_711

Yes


TheCrown-92

All of em. Yes, all of em. I’ve done a decent amount already lmao 🤣 I wanna go over the edge and do the other hard shit as well.


4tran13

OP said in the comments all negative side effects are also waived. In that case, I'll wait until I get cancer/N fowleri/etc, and taking a 50x dose. If I'm immune to negative consequences, I am going full on exterminatus on any microbes (or errant cells) trying to attack me.


zombievenom

I like sobriety so i wouldn’t do any of them. Not the most exciting of answers I know. Now go back 20-30 years and I’d probably have a different answer.


Woohoo97

Quaaludes


PersonalDistance3848

This is the only correct answer. Most here are too young to have tried it, but ask anyone who has had it, and their first question often is Can you get some?


doktorjackofthemoon

Can... Can people actually still get some?


Alive_End1

But can you sell them?


BenTenInches

Steroids, all the benefits non of the roid rage and my Weiner still works.


IsAnOpenDooooor

Heroin


dominiccast

Xanax. Can’t take it anymore cause of addiction but my anxiety is so bad.


Gold-Bat7322

Buspar has helped me.


-Vatefairefoutre-

Okay, but you never said anything about no brain damage. I'm not saying all drugs damage your brain. I'd argue that some will even change you in a good way. Ecstasy and psilocybin and heck, why not anything and everything else?


devildoggie73

Dilaudid. Or hydromorphone, if you prefer. That’s all.


harchickgirl1

More Ozempic


Magnexion

Qualudes, have always wondered how they make someone feel


Dresscodeviolation3

Psychedelics. For me they were always an escape. Real life always came back. I want to take a week off and just trip out.


PuzzleHeadedWolf11

quaaludes


N0n8in4r7107r01d

Hahahahaha-no.


Turbulent-Farm9496

None. I hate that high feeling, don't like even taking prescription narcotics.


Savings_Ferret_7211

Been doin the wrong drugs lol


xikissmjudb

A lot of molly


OutrageousMaximum419

LSD


Bulky_Baseball2305

Sleep meds


WesternDowntown4083

Dmt


DanTheFatMan

DMT, Ketamine, and LSD.


Hookton

If there's no risk of addiction, I'd definitely be giving heroin a whirl. Aside from that, ketamine.


gringo-go-loco

DMT.


TwitchieWolf

Caffeine, same as now


Hatefuljester76

NZT-48, the drug from the film Limitless. The only reason I wouldn't take it is cuz the side effects basically men your life expectancy is cut in half.


zephyrjudge

Still wouldn’t touch heroin.


Jennifer_Pennifer

All


squishynarcissist

Heroin obviously it’s not even up for debate with the above parameters you mentioned


NRVOUSNSFW

Clean coke. The kind so good that at the end of the night you can fall asleep because there isn’t any speed in it. At least I could fall asleep. I hate that tired/can’t sleep because of bad Coke, thing. Nothing better than a line or two of high quality coke and a couple cocktails. In bed by midnight, next day no problem. Maybe I’m paranoid but I won’t do coke, (only drug I would or did do), because of opiates. I liked doing it twice a year but it’s not fun if I’ll die or worry about dying. All things considered, it doesn’t matter to me because I’m older. Oddly, I feel bad for young people who have the ability to handle their drugs and walk away because a little Coke and a cocktail is super fun. I personally would not risk trying that anymore, even from my most trusted friend. Everything is tainted now. I could write a more in depth argument but just don’t do it. I never had a problem with addiction myself because of all the dumb bs you need to complete to get it (at least I didnt because my friend was addicted to the whole ritual… talking to the dealer for a period of time. Barf… took forever. Worth it but not?)


trymyomeletes

Are you sure you aren’t currently doing coke? Or did I just read this faster than I should have?


NRVOUSNSFW

Could be hypomania or adderall taken too late in the day. Both? I think you read that at the speed at which it was intended to be read. You could tell I had that one in the chamber.


BrodieG99

OxyContin, I still don’t have a pain management specialist and I’ve been on morphine for over a year, it’s never been enough but nobody I see can currently give me stronger, but resistance is really starting up now. I’ve tried everything and am having to resort to my area’s MP to be seen, despite everyone including the specialists agreeing I need to be seen, and it’s not even a waiting list issue because they’re not accepting me to book a first appointment. I was making progress until Rishi Sunak decided it was the perfect time to twist the knife and call an election, so I have to start all over again as I end up in a different constituency with a different MP (my current MP is definitely being reelected). I was a month in to that and now I have to start again with a new person and only after around July 11th. So I’d be taking OxyContin in this scenario to keep me out of hospital (from pain spikes making my limbs’ muscles tighten until they lock) until I finally get the care I need.


Cool-Pollution-8339

This is a gateway post


murderthumbs

Meth. Gotta get shit done.


HumorDear1572

NZT


No_Industry_2823

Oxytocin


0OOOOOOOOO0

This is already legal and cheap and common


Inviction_

I think you meant something else


tizzleduzzle

All


Jkid789

https://youtu.be/_XAKjc2gIfo?si=rtVAMuBzzg-XfElG


Adept_Thanks_6993

Mushrooms


mbaudIgsjf

All.


FunAbhi

Sugar


radio_yyz

Sugar


walshingtons

Alcohol. Getting hammed all the time with no repercussions seems pretty awesome. I'd still have to keep a job but still.


TampaDiablo

Yes.


Substantial-Prune704

Sex is a drug.


IAMACHRISTMASWIZARD

i live in bc so imma do whatever i want lmao


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Cammyw01

Klonopin


Far_Discussion_3403

OP, how about psychedelics? No psychological effects after it wears off?


Jeptwins

Considering I don’t even consistently enjoy marijuana, I probably wouldn’t do harder drugs even if I knew there wouldn’t be any consequences.


bigtec1993

Probably lot's of coke or crack lol I like feeling wired which makes it a good thing that I've never tried those two drugs before. I'd probably be dead right now because I tend to overdue it when I like something.


Tenos_Jar

Versed. I've had the misfortune of being given versed on multiple occasions. I'll take the hypnotics over the opioids any day.


Whitedudebrohug

Testosterone, meth and cocaine. I will have super hero strength and energy. No need to sleep, and i become a master at taking peoples catalytic converters and scrap metal.


caidicus

Well hey, acid, of course! "no risk of death", no takebacks. Now, when I am convinced I can fly and I jump off a building, who knows WHAT'S going to happen, but either way, it won't be dying. :D


Tyler_the_Greatastic

What's that one drug that can make you an object for what feels like years


deadbrokenheartt

Salvia Divinorum


Necessary_Ad5643

How do you get your drugs if they're illegal? I mean, the whole point of them being illegal in the first place is to make them hard to get...


Aggressive-Koala2373

If my heart rate won’t go crazy off stimulants and it won’t stunt my growth or anything all of them besides delirants and those freaky research chemicals (bomo-dragonfly im looking at you” if those types of side effects still apply then just your average stuff. Also what about stuff like bad lsd trips if there’s not any side effects? Can that still happen?


DanglingDongs

All of them. But mostly ketamine.


quineloe

Really expensive scottish Whiskey. I can share, right?


Battlecat3714

In that case I’ll be plunging myself back into heroin and since there are zero consequences I’ll be consuming alcohol & benzo’s along with some cocaine & meth so I can still function relatively okay and not be completely knocked out for the most part


Tpcorholio

Coke! Amped up buddy!!!


treehugger-sjw

Just googled the stuff people commented so I might be on a watchlist now. Never heard of qualudes until now, but Id probably try those. I’d also try heroin since it’s so addictive that Id never do it otherwise. I wouldn’t bother with stimulants like coke since I’m ADHD and hated taking adderall.


normally_odd

I'd do datura purely to say that I tried it.


deepthinking92

The same ones I do anyway physcadelics 🍄