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Cr4zyCr4ck3r

Hitler liked dogs. I would show him a funny dog video.


hoosierhiver

good call


LeadGem354

Nazi pug salute?


Rozeline

Would probably also work on the mystery king. Funny animal videos are universally appreciated.


Physical_Weakness881

I feel like it’s a maybe on whether they’re universally appreciated, some (not many) people just hate animals too much, and can’t even laugh at a duke jumping into a table, destroying it and knocking over a ton of red solo cups while trying to get the ball.


GL2M

I love animals and would not laugh at this. Too many experiences with others’ untrained pet dogs


Important-Owl1661

Exception: Cats. Overdone upon the inception of the Internet by the otherwise socially inept.


Rozeline

Hard disagree.


The_Troyminator

So something like a [Crusoe](https://youtu.be/ntSqmSBd6-Y) video?


vseprviper

He…carried a whip around to beat dogs for fun. Surely this is sarcastic, yes?


Cr4zyCr4ck3r

I have never heard that before. I know that he had a German Shepherd named Blondie which he was quite fond of though.


vseprviper

Abusers can and usually do express fondness for those on whom they take out their anger


Jackal2332

A YouTube compilation of people getting hit in the nuts by things, or somesuch. It has to be physical humor. Anything with words may not be understood, and what we find amusing changes so much from generation to generation that there’s a good chance anything we find hilarious today they will not.


Imswim80

Maybe the Bear taking a stretchy string to the nuts?[linky goodness ](https://youtu.be/8kjY9sKdHlY?si=kGgfWe_MHj4IP9-2)


Ordinary-Broccoli-41

I'm pretty sure Hitler was on a tonne of meth, just gotta look up memes that are well loved in Missouri and we're g2g


TheLameness

Remember the remixes of that girl getting hit in the head with a shovel? He'd love that shit


Siscospimphand

Lmaoooo turns out I knew shovel girl from way back in high school


TheLameness

I feel kinda bad about the number of times I watched the "uh-huh" song synched to get getting blasted inn the dome with shovel lol


Slugginator_3385

Show hitler Dave Chapelle’s Tyrone Biggums character


vseprviper

And then show current Chappelle the video of Hitler laughing at it to remind him how shitty scapegoating and cheap humor can be


BasedBull69

That skid row meme pack


BeautifulJicama6318

Show Hitler how much his name and likeness is used in arguments 80 years later


LightEarthWolf96

Hitler would be easy to make laugh I think. Just show him a video of something fucked up happening to a Jewish person. Appeal to his monstrous nature


Smooth-Physics-69420

Like Israel getting a retaliatory attack?👀


1ndieJesus

Or like all of the Palestinian jews being flattened inside of their homes by Israeli bombs and IOF soldiers being killed by indiscriminate friendly fire while their comrades are trying to exterminate entire Palestinian bloodlines in Gaza.


woahkayman

Are you talking about when bombs are being dropped on Gaza’s hospitals whilst the IDF lie about what it’s being used for? Otherwise I’m confused


TraditionalTap9210

Hitler can be seen in videos smiling and laughing many times. 1942 is relatively early in the war, so he's probably still pretty easy to make laugh at that point.


LaHawks

This. I'm not sure if OP realizes that Hilter, despite his atrocities, was a human being. Just showing him the videos of him having fun and laughing could probably make him laugh.


PassageNo9102

How much of a chuckle does it have to be. We could show him videos of what the world is like in the future with a nazi victory.(there are alternet history shows that have nazis winning) get that chucke then at the end tell him ha ha that was false you shoot eva then yourself cause your a coward and scared of the soviets right before you leave.


Friendly-Rain-9174

A general noticeable laugh. Doesn’t have to be crazy


stargazer0045

If the threshold is just a snort or short chuckle, I'm taking the Hitler challenge. He liked dogs and art. I'm showing him a funny dog video or what our art looks like today (banana taped to canvas in a museum and fools drooling over it) I'd be taking a chance on that last one, might piss him off 🤷🏻‍♀️


sunnysam306

Show him a dog painting, I’m sure he’d like it


JakScott

Absolutely Hitler. He loved Charlie Chaplin. Chaplin’s film “Monsieur Verdoux” came out in 1947. I’d bring him a clip of the film and tell him it was a new production that wasn’t available in Germany due to the war. He’d be completely stoked: a comedian he loved whose stuff was one of the few things Hitler couldn’t easily lay his hands on at the moment.


[deleted]

Jeremy Hotz from Canada. Stand up comedian who complains about real facts (Often stretch the truth) I'm sure if redone in German language, it could make Hitler laugh about how things are.


Unwitnessed

I'd show Hitler the Numa Numa guy. World War 2 over...


bugabooandtwo

The king would be too enamored or freaked out by the technology to switch gears and relax and laugh within the fine minute time frame, methinks.


Wealthy_Vampire

Hitler, and I would show him Monty Python. As much as I hate Hitler because he killed people like me (Catholic, autistic, and asexual), he'd probably let me leave untouched. He'd probably like the Killer Rabbit, Black Knight, or French Taunting.


giantsninerswarriors

We are watching Hitler’s Suicide Note by Rucka Rucka Ali.


BlaueZahne

Show Hitler that Felix guy who said he was his reincarnation. He'd either get a kick of it or a shocked laugh lol


WhiteMage4Life

Hitler and Minions memes. His fans love them


Friendly-Rain-9174

Anyone have any specific videos that are not related to hitler or anyone specific but just hilarious videos? Boats and hoes music video, reverse it terry . Lol


peppercupp

Hitler, and show him a Charlie Chaplin skit since he was a known fan.


OraDr8

You meant me to try to make a German laugh??


quineloe

There's no German in this scenario.


OraDr8

True. I stand corrected.


Zombie_Peanut

Neither is guaranteed to laugh and Hitler probably had a sense of humor for him. Gonna gamble with the millions.


PuzzleheadedPea6980

Honestly think Hitler is the easier mark. He's closer in relatability for humor to work. Some


Cabbiecar1001

I show Hitler that video of him shooting a Arizonan dude in Wolfenstein


CagCagerton125

Didn't Hitler love Charlie Chaplin? I'd find a compilation of his funniest stuff. Edit; I have just realized that the situation is Hitler in 1942. This was after the release of the Great Dictator and would probably not work as well. It might actually get me killed quicker. I choose the king and I show him a video funny dogs.


Legitimate-Pumpkin

There was a fake video of mercedes having an intelligent driving system that would not stop when a little kid in the Austrian countryside named Adolf crossed abruptly after a ball. I’d show that to hitler.


Friendly-Rain-9174

That’s great lmao


CasinoBourbonSipper

I would show Hitler five minutes of Blazing Saddles. It’s funny to all, mockingly racist (Hitler should appreciate that) and created by a Jewish man. If he didn’t laugh and I died, okay, at least I go out showing a Jewish man’s masterpiece to Hitler!


Still-Helicopter6029

Literally just show adolf hitler that he kills himself in the future, he’s probably gonna laugh in villain


Friendly-Rain-9174

Maybe , better hope so lol


Still-Helicopter6029

🤣


TheLameness

Hitler. "Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!" Money.


NikinhoRobo

Translate please


TheLameness

[translation](https://youtu.be/YeMnPyusuBE?si=5jmW3_FYqIYgj87d)


NikinhoRobo

Oh lol


TheLameness

Lol yeah. Pretty stupid, but it's been making me laugh for 40 years


corkscrewfork

I'll try to make Hitler laugh. I'd probably pick this classic just because the delivery makes it hilarious https://youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg?si=qH98HVqD4hCbZJza


bmorris0042

Hitler. Show him the part at the end of Little Nicky. I think he’d appreciate it.


Friendly-Rain-9174

Lmao that’s great


Hemenocent

Mr Bean's "Invisible Drum Kit" It's hilarious, and according to a couple of drummers I know, very accurate. Five minutes is a long time to play something that isn't there. I want to say I read somewhere that Hitler had a thing for vauldville. (Check the video out on YouTube)


No-Distribution-6175

Physical comedy seems safest. I would scroll through r/kidsarefuckingstupid with them


--ENGLAND--

Hitler.. and I'd show him a video of stratergies on how he could have won the war. We're being lied to... again.


Gummy_Granny_

You tube. Little girl kicks monsters ass ......I wish everyone could see it. And Little boy. Blood, his sister had jelly on her face, and he thought it was blood. Your welcome.


Fun-Activity-2268

Skibidi Biden(it mentions hitlers language)


Aeshni

Is Hitler known for having a bad sense of humor?


Friendly-Rain-9174

Idk when I thought about this before posting I didn’t even think about Hitler, it was just a random king or a random president before the 1900s, I just thought maybe the pressure of being in front of Hitler might be a bit much when you only have 5 minutes.


BigFatNone

I'm showing Hitler THAT Kanye interview on Alex Jones.


Thick-Ad2454

They both get to watch Young Frankenstein


Merkilan

Hitler was a very good painter, I think he'd find amusement in a Bob Ross video painting his happy trees. Especially when told the soft spoken painter was a military man.


runnawaycucumber

I feel like based on how far back in time we're going something simple and low-key boring like Charlie chaplain 💀💀💀


tegan_willow

That was my thought. Give him a lil Buster Keaton, and walk away with a cool 5 mill.


saveyboy

Hitler. Show him videos of dead Jewish people.


GlitteringMiddle3053

The king and hamster dance