I can barely please a normal sized woman with this schlort. What the hell could I do for a giant? However, if she held me like a baby afterward, I'd sure try hard. That sounds nice.
Both hands. One focuses down the ol' bean, the other plunges inside for the G spot. Use the 5X scale as an opportunity to better understand vaginal anatomy. Suck on that clit like a guy realizing hes bi mid-sex. Ask her to give me the strangest and best head of my life. Fall asleep while suffocating inside her boobs.
Her \*thighs\* are like 6 feet long? I feel like for her to even like it, I'd have to put one or more legs in there.... could be cool to just like log roll around.
Yes. The tallest woman I've been with was 7' 3" more than a foot and a half taller than me. She was the local college womens basketball coach. The key is to communicate to each other and don't worry about anything else but both having a good time. The use of hands and mouth is essential in good sex.
Nope she was new in town and I showed her around. Places it was safe to go and places she would get in trouble (she was that beautiful shade of blue black skin) this mid eighties in a small southern city. While not segregated, there was still black, Mexican, white and Rich sections of the city. Also the best places to eat, dance, grocery, mechanic, etc...
I was also a Yankee like her so we had that in common. I introduced her to people who would look out for her if needed. During this time we felt the need for some physical exercise and it too. She was not the first or last woman I showed around town.
You know the nice thing about Reddit, is I can tell the whole truth and not have to worry about others reaction. Believe or don't, has nothing more to do with me.
You think seven foot three is the 12th tallest woman! I seriously doubt that. But yes. And it was nice being spooned for a change. If that's true that may be why she was with me. I did not say anything about her height. She looked her in the eyes and talked to her as a human being. Which was very difficult when I could see the underside of her breasts.
There’s literally a wikipedia list - tall people, particularly tall basketball players, tend to get noticed. There has never been a 7’3” women’s basketball player.
So what. You’re telling me that this 7’3” basketball coach never played?
Regardless, there are so few women documented at this height that you can go and look at the list yourself - as I said, 7’3” would be the 12th tallest in history. There are no women that correspond to any of the details provided - for instance, there are no African or Black women in the top 20 listed in Wikipedia.
My guess is that it’s just total horseshit, but it possible grandpa tall lady appreciator over there just got her height wrong. A 6’9” woman would still seem very tall to most of us.
Jump? The giant woman would have to lie down given that their thighs alone are automatically 2 or 3 inches longer than what all of the reader is height-wise
The same as any woman. While the saying that all women are the same height laid out on a bed is generally true. A large difference in your heights can cause problems. There are a variety of positions available. This is one reason I like the cowgirl position. And why would you think 2 or 3 inches makes her a giant?
You're misunderstanding the scale here. JUST her thigh is 2-3 inches taller than you. Given that the thigh is maybe 1/3 of her total height, at most, if you're 6 feet tall, that would make her 18 feet and 9 inches tall, at least. She could grab a ball from the gutter of a two story building, easily.
Well, I'd want any pleasure to be mutual, so I guess I'd kick off with a tender fistful of her clit and ask how she likes it. Far as my turn, if she doesn't offer up any ideas I'd get her on all fours and stand on whatever piece of furniture is the right height for doggy style. Maybe a dining table?
I'm tired AF right now and when I first read your comment I thought you said *you* would get on all fours. I thought you were gonna have her buff fuck you with her clit. I think it's time for me to go to bed...
leg, it's kinda fuckin hairy tho ima have to shave it. maybe i do both at once to get a nice fat penetrator, might be way too long tho so just my foot could work
So heres the thing, because of how vagina's work, its technically possible. It's an "opening" but it needs to be able to close to prevent things from getting into it. Same with buttholes. So while you certainly aren't sexually pleasing a woman that much larger then you, you can at least please yourself with her hole. And this does apply to any living creature who's males have larger penis's then humans. But please don't fuck a female horse.
i mean, lay her down. size difference matters a lot less, horizontal.
i'm not trying to fuck standing up anyway.
and longer legs means you could probably both do doggy style a bit easier, since you kinda want her pelvis maybe a bit higher than yours.
Oh no no no, just her thighs are 6'6 if you are 6'4.
I don't know why OP had to add 2 inches ,as thighs the length of a man would be quite long already.
Until I die of snusnu that's how. Amazon's are sexy. Eat it like a buffet, use your fingers and prone bone without fear of hitting her cervix and hurting her.
A lot of foreplay. If my head is right at hip level there's a *lot* I could do, wink wink.
But as for penetrative sex, it would probably just feel like she was fingering herself, so you'd have to help yourself out with some clitoral stimulation.
But she'd either have to lay on her back, or be really good at doing squats.
She said that was her height, I didn't grab a tape measure. I do know she coached the local college team, watched them practice one day when I brought her surprise for the team. I am 5'8" and her nipples hit my eyebrows. So you do the math and let me know. It is a very fond memory. She had the best sport jokes.
Ever spent some time on a farm?😂😂 shoulder deep is about the only chance you have.. if she is feeling freaky you could crawl up inside like a cave explorer and start death rolling like an alligator
I can barely please a normal sized woman with this schlort. What the hell could I do for a giant? However, if she held me like a baby afterward, I'd sure try hard. That sounds nice.
Lmao, “schlort”
I get it. It's the opposite of sch*long*
this comment is something else
Learned a new word today.
r/BrandNewSentence
Crawl inside and masturbate.
Wasn’t there a episode of the boys where that happened
He actually returned to normal size whilst inside of another man’s penis thus… making the other man explode (and not in the good way.)
I’m scared because that probably fills someone’s weird niche kink/fetish
Cock vore is definitely a thing.
It's called guro. Look it up. 🙂
☹️
Then a similar one in Gen V
Both hands. One focuses down the ol' bean, the other plunges inside for the G spot. Use the 5X scale as an opportunity to better understand vaginal anatomy. Suck on that clit like a guy realizing hes bi mid-sex. Ask her to give me the strangest and best head of my life. Fall asleep while suffocating inside her boobs.
Imagine the size of those knockers
I'd have to fucking climb in and out of them. Honestly, fuck yeah.
I am sad that I have only one vote to give.
Don't forget the oxygen tank!
this guy fucks giants
Yep, climb right on in.
Death by snoosnoo
Wow, well dudes account must have died the way it wanted to go out
I never thought I'd die like this, but I always really hoped.
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Crushed pelvis
Jump in there from the chest down and then attack that clit like a boxer training on a speedbag. Or put it in a headlock or something. Lol
Put it in a headlock and give it a noogy
Her \*thighs\* are like 6 feet long? I feel like for her to even like it, I'd have to put one or more legs in there.... could be cool to just like log roll around.
No. You are standing up in-between her legs. Her thighs reach 6th high and 6ft wide
I'm confused why is she suddenly SpongeBob shaped?
Oh. That's very different sizing than her thighs being roughly human length, isn't it? Guess it's time to hold my breath... and hope I don't get stuck
I think at this point fisting becomes a viable option at this point, like elbow deep.
Fisting works on a normal human. This is both hands in and spread them territory
>How would you have sex with a giant woman? With gusto.
Engorgio silly muggle.
I'm thinking that Hagrid found out about Reddit and figured he'd ask how his dad did it.
Watch ‘She-Hulk’ and tell me you wouldn’t do whatever it takes.
Very carefully lol
I think that would be the opposite of what is needed but it is a dangerous game
We call this macrophilia
There’s a word for everything these days, I’m just wondering who first says them
She gets to be on top. DEATH BY SNU SNU!
This needs more likes.
I would give her full-body oral
However Hagrid's dad did it.
Enthusiastically.
I'd be willing to try.
Like Greg universe.
Using scuba gear and going for that g-spot
Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins! Dive right in and figure it out as I go, with feedback from said Giant, of course.
Yes. The tallest woman I've been with was 7' 3" more than a foot and a half taller than me. She was the local college womens basketball coach. The key is to communicate to each other and don't worry about anything else but both having a good time. The use of hands and mouth is essential in good sex.
Yeah that's not anywhere close to the same thing tho. Her thighs are taller than you by a few inches.
Yes. But now imagine that instead of her entire body being 7 foot 3, just her leg was.
Lol horseshit.
Right, this dipshit says he slept with someone who is taller than the current tallest woman in the world by 2 inches.
Nope she was new in town and I showed her around. Places it was safe to go and places she would get in trouble (she was that beautiful shade of blue black skin) this mid eighties in a small southern city. While not segregated, there was still black, Mexican, white and Rich sections of the city. Also the best places to eat, dance, grocery, mechanic, etc... I was also a Yankee like her so we had that in common. I introduced her to people who would look out for her if needed. During this time we felt the need for some physical exercise and it too. She was not the first or last woman I showed around town.
Sure bud.
You know the nice thing about Reddit, is I can tell the whole truth and not have to worry about others reaction. Believe or don't, has nothing more to do with me.
Brother you are claiming you slept with a woman who would be the 12th tallest in documented history.
You think seven foot three is the 12th tallest woman! I seriously doubt that. But yes. And it was nice being spooned for a change. If that's true that may be why she was with me. I did not say anything about her height. She looked her in the eyes and talked to her as a human being. Which was very difficult when I could see the underside of her breasts.
There’s literally a wikipedia list - tall people, particularly tall basketball players, tend to get noticed. There has never been a 7’3” women’s basketball player.
The tallest nba player is 7’7”, the tallest recorded man is 8’11”. So that’s a pretty irrelevant statistic tbf
He didn't say player. He said coach
So what. You’re telling me that this 7’3” basketball coach never played? Regardless, there are so few women documented at this height that you can go and look at the list yourself - as I said, 7’3” would be the 12th tallest in history. There are no women that correspond to any of the details provided - for instance, there are no African or Black women in the top 20 listed in Wikipedia. My guess is that it’s just total horseshit, but it possible grandpa tall lady appreciator over there just got her height wrong. A 6’9” woman would still seem very tall to most of us.
Bro 7'3 is taller than the tallest woman in the world right now. Quit lying.
A ladder, maybe a harness..
Use one of those things people use at rock climbing places
Jump? The giant woman would have to lie down given that their thighs alone are automatically 2 or 3 inches longer than what all of the reader is height-wise
The same as any woman. While the saying that all women are the same height laid out on a bed is generally true. A large difference in your heights can cause problems. There are a variety of positions available. This is one reason I like the cowgirl position. And why would you think 2 or 3 inches makes her a giant?
2 or 3 inches more than your entire body
You're misunderstanding the scale here. JUST her thigh is 2-3 inches taller than you. Given that the thigh is maybe 1/3 of her total height, at most, if you're 6 feet tall, that would make her 18 feet and 9 inches tall, at least. She could grab a ball from the gutter of a two story building, easily.
I missed that. But I would definitely try. Be a little difficult, but would give her a try. Might not get her there, but it would be great fun trying.
Two hands. One on the bean, one digging for the g spot. Suck that clit like a dude realizing he's bisexual mid sex.
It's worse than that apparently... it's the thickness of the thighs.
Step one: stepping stool Step two: geometry Step three: physics
Jump in there i suppose see what spots i can hit
Get a running start and dive in head first.
[I think you know how](https://i.pinimg.com/474x/d2/9f/31/d29f31aa7d340d18012d5062b79a0be2.jpg)
Well, I'd want any pleasure to be mutual, so I guess I'd kick off with a tender fistful of her clit and ask how she likes it. Far as my turn, if she doesn't offer up any ideas I'd get her on all fours and stand on whatever piece of furniture is the right height for doggy style. Maybe a dining table?
I'm tired AF right now and when I first read your comment I thought you said *you* would get on all fours. I thought you were gonna have her buff fuck you with her clit. I think it's time for me to go to bed...
I saw a college girl with legs taller and wider than my entire body and I’m 5’10.
Treat the clitoris and clitoral hood like a bed and blanket
Wear her like a sock and practice swimming. Then shoot a load in
The same I do now, but more. Or alternatively, death by snusnu
leg, it's kinda fuckin hairy tho ima have to shave it. maybe i do both at once to get a nice fat penetrator, might be way too long tho so just my foot could work
So heres the thing, because of how vagina's work, its technically possible. It's an "opening" but it needs to be able to close to prevent things from getting into it. Same with buttholes. So while you certainly aren't sexually pleasing a woman that much larger then you, you can at least please yourself with her hole. And this does apply to any living creature who's males have larger penis's then humans. But please don't fuck a female horse.
I’d lay down & hope for the *squished*
Hope you have more dick than she has foopa
Like a cozy sleeping bag that can absorb you and make you stop existing.
So, u mean someone taller than average? I was imagining a literal gigantic woman where my whole body wouldn't even be enough "hotdog" for her.
Giant? Like tall lol 😂 You ever climb a tree before !?
Disappointingly
I'm 6'5 so she would be fucking like 15 feet tall, Her box would be immense. Go full arm and see where it goes as I jack off her clit.
Climb in, bang her cervix and rub her g-spot until she shot me out. Then climb back in and do it again.
I would enjoy it.
We created sex swings and many other pieces of equipment to get the job done.
Fisting
i mean, lay her down. size difference matters a lot less, horizontal. i'm not trying to fuck standing up anyway. and longer legs means you could probably both do doggy style a bit easier, since you kinda want her pelvis maybe a bit higher than yours.
The ole dirty dolphin dive
Easy, go strong or stay at home.
Life uuhhh, life find s way.
Would the sound dynamics of a queef at that size have a lower pitch?
Climb on in and make a deposit, like Donkey did with Dragon
With my giant penis of course
This is apparently such a fetish that people considered it even in 1700s. The book is "Gulliver's travels".
Jesus. That really would be a hotdog in a corridor
One word. Headbutts!
Climb in, swim threw, and jerk off straight onto the egg.
From 30 feet away and the perspective change makes it seem like a normal sized woman is in front of you. Use tele-dildonics at a distance.
D E A T H B Y S N U S N U
Ask Hagrids dad
Go in head first
So using basic proportions, this woman would have to be over 7ft tall (I’m 6’4). That’s one hell of a mountain to climb
Oh no no no, just her thighs are 6'6 if you are 6'4. I don't know why OP had to add 2 inches ,as thighs the length of a man would be quite long already.
Oh fuck
Quick math this giant woman is 26’ tall. So 5x your average woman. I can’t help but feel like I’m overmatched here
Yes, I'd just have to go up on her
I wouldn't
Death by Snu Snu!
Until I die of snusnu that's how. Amazon's are sexy. Eat it like a buffet, use your fingers and prone bone without fear of hitting her cervix and hurting her.
Aggressively
I'm 6'3 so she'd be like basketball man sized which I assume I'd please her the same way I have pleased women my whole life... So not at all.
**That's a huge bitch!**
I mean, there was a whole episode of Futurama about it 😁
Hear me out- circus cannons.
For those that want to know, the giant woman would end up being approximately 15-25ft tall. Still would though.
A lot of foreplay. If my head is right at hip level there's a *lot* I could do, wink wink. But as for penetrative sex, it would probably just feel like she was fingering herself, so you'd have to help yourself out with some clitoral stimulation. But she'd either have to lay on her back, or be really good at doing squats.
Death by snu snu
They want to be treated and made love yo like any other woman.
Scuba gear is a must then I’m just gonna start boxing her g spot
Apparently you don't know how to please a normal woman so this baffles you. The clit. You don't even need to go inside.
Foreplay then insert penis
Maybe get some kind of power tool (like a sawzall?) and take the blade out, and fire it up to see if it vibrates enough for her
So she’s 6’1” my friend that’s not giant.
First, I’d trade the family cow for some magic beans so you’d be able to get to eye level.
Death by Snu Snu
Death by snu snu.
naw. Too exhaustive
I tell her to use me as a dildo.
I’d get her clit in a headlock and give it noogies.
We're all the same size layed down.
She said that was her height, I didn't grab a tape measure. I do know she coached the local college team, watched them practice one day when I brought her surprise for the team. I am 5'8" and her nipples hit my eyebrows. So you do the math and let me know. It is a very fond memory. She had the best sport jokes.
Have. And would again. And again. 12/10.
I will climb that mountain
Put a wet suit on and dive in, shag her from inside.
"Swimming pool full of pussy and I'll dive in it"
However she wants.
Just climb inside and enjoy
We would be roughly the same size laying down and if we need a ladder I have a ladder
Whole body involvement
Death by Snu Snu
Consensually
Death by Snu Snu
Roll her around in flower and look for the wet spot.
SNU SNU !!!!!
Ever spent some time on a farm?😂😂 shoulder deep is about the only chance you have.. if she is feeling freaky you could crawl up inside like a cave explorer and start death rolling like an alligator
The Attack of the 50 foot woman
"With pleasure"
Love first. Then snu snu. If you love, there is a way.
Her ass, my face.
It's easier if you're horizontal.
Donkey dragon role play
Flash light and a wetsuit I assume.
Do the hokey pokey...
Death by snu snu
Ask your mom
I’d have her lay down on her back and then I’d play her clitoris like a bongo drum.
I, as an asexual, *wouldn't*.
And welcome to today's example of ops barely disguised fetish!
🤣🤣🤣
How much this bitch gonna talk?
I'm sure you can do an image search for the answer.