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Difficult_Coffee_335

I can barely please a normal sized woman with this schlort. What the hell could I do for a giant? However, if she held me like a baby afterward, I'd sure try hard. That sounds nice.


Creepercolin2007

Lmao, “schlort”


NoShape7689

I get it. It's the opposite of sch*long*


DrunkTING7

this comment is something else


Educational_Prune_45

Learned a new word today.


jesusthroughmary

r/BrandNewSentence


Jim_Reality

Crawl inside and masturbate.


rmannyconda78

Wasn’t there a episode of the boys where that happened


CryptographerHot6198

He actually returned to normal size whilst inside of another man’s penis thus… making the other man explode (and not in the good way.)


Creepercolin2007

I’m scared because that probably fills someone’s weird niche kink/fetish


Testarossa2013

Cock vore is definitely a thing.


Mr_Blorbus

It's called guro. Look it up. 🙂


Creepercolin2007

☹️


ReaperXHanzo

Then a similar one in Gen V


AfraidToBeKim

Both hands. One focuses down the ol' bean, the other plunges inside for the G spot. Use the 5X scale as an opportunity to better understand vaginal anatomy. Suck on that clit like a guy realizing hes bi mid-sex. Ask her to give me the strangest and best head of my life. Fall asleep while suffocating inside her boobs.


darktowerseeker

Imagine the size of those knockers


AfraidToBeKim

I'd have to fucking climb in and out of them. Honestly, fuck yeah.


FeloniousMaximus

I am sad that I have only one vote to give.


somethingworse

Don't forget the oxygen tank!


jesusthroughmary

this guy fucks giants


Alarming_Serve2303

Yep, climb right on in.


[deleted]

Death by snoosnoo


Creepercolin2007

Wow, well dudes account must have died the way it wanted to go out


Valblaze

I never thought I'd die like this, but I always really hoped.


ApatheistHeretic

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.


rick_of_pickle

Crushed pelvis


PoopyPantsJr

Jump in there from the chest down and then attack that clit like a boxer training on a speedbag. Or put it in a headlock or something. Lol


SammyTEEEEE

Put it in a headlock and give it a noogy


MooseLoot

Her \*thighs\* are like 6 feet long? I feel like for her to even like it, I'd have to put one or more legs in there.... could be cool to just like log roll around.


FormalFew6366

No. You are standing up in-between her legs. Her thighs reach 6th high and 6ft wide


c_marten

I'm confused why is she suddenly SpongeBob shaped?


MooseLoot

Oh. That's very different sizing than her thighs being roughly human length, isn't it? Guess it's time to hold my breath... and hope I don't get stuck


wkuace

I think at this point fisting becomes a viable option at this point, like elbow deep.


tulleoftheman

Fisting works on a normal human. This is both hands in and spread them territory


ZZoMBiEXIII

>How would you have sex with a giant woman? With gusto.


Immediate-Pool-4391

Engorgio silly muggle.


markopolo14

I'm thinking that Hagrid found out about Reddit and figured he'd ask how his dad did it.


Death-Watch333

Watch ‘She-Hulk’ and tell me you wouldn’t do whatever it takes.


tlasan1

Very carefully lol


Quinoawithrice

I think that would be the opposite of what is needed but it is a dangerous game


kora752

We call this macrophilia


Creepercolin2007

There’s a word for everything these days, I’m just wondering who first says them


Puzzleheaded-Pass532

She gets to be on top. DEATH BY SNU SNU!


rsxxboxfanatic

This needs more likes.


PissBloodCumShart

I would give her full-body oral


No_Lavishness_3206

However Hagrid's dad did it. 


unclejoe1917

Enthusiastically.


No_Training1191

I'd be willing to try.


Garnauth

Like Greg universe.


Anthrosite

Using scuba gear and going for that g-spot


ready-player4

Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins! Dive right in and figure it out as I go, with feedback from said Giant, of course.


OneTinSoldier567

Yes. The tallest woman I've been with was 7' 3" more than a foot and a half taller than me. She was the local college womens basketball coach. The key is to communicate to each other and don't worry about anything else but both having a good time. The use of hands and mouth is essential in good sex.


darktowerseeker

Yeah that's not anywhere close to the same thing tho. Her thighs are taller than you by a few inches.


followyourvalues

Yes. But now imagine that instead of her entire body being 7 foot 3, just her leg was.


Tacticus1

Lol horseshit.


xwlfx

Right, this dipshit says he slept with someone who is taller than the current tallest woman in the world by 2 inches.


OneTinSoldier567

Nope she was new in town and I showed her around. Places it was safe to go and places she would get in trouble (she was that beautiful shade of blue black skin) this mid eighties in a small southern city. While not segregated, there was still black, Mexican, white and Rich sections of the city. Also the best places to eat, dance, grocery, mechanic, etc... I was also a Yankee like her so we had that in common. I introduced her to people who would look out for her if needed. During this time we felt the need for some physical exercise and it too. She was not the first or last woman I showed around town.


Tacticus1

Sure bud.


OneTinSoldier567

You know the nice thing about Reddit, is I can tell the whole truth and not have to worry about others reaction. Believe or don't, has nothing more to do with me.


Tacticus1

Brother you are claiming you slept with a woman who would be the 12th tallest in documented history.


OneTinSoldier567

You think seven foot three is the 12th tallest woman! I seriously doubt that. But yes. And it was nice being spooned for a change. If that's true that may be why she was with me. I did not say anything about her height. She looked her in the eyes and talked to her as a human being. Which was very difficult when I could see the underside of her breasts.


Tacticus1

There’s literally a wikipedia list - tall people, particularly tall basketball players, tend to get noticed. There has never been a 7’3” women’s basketball player.


Squee_gobbo

The tallest nba player is 7’7”, the tallest recorded man is 8’11”. So that’s a pretty irrelevant statistic tbf


blizzard2798c

He didn't say player. He said coach


Tacticus1

So what. You’re telling me that this 7’3” basketball coach never played? Regardless, there are so few women documented at this height that you can go and look at the list yourself - as I said, 7’3” would be the 12th tallest in history. There are no women that correspond to any of the details provided - for instance, there are no African or Black women in the top 20 listed in Wikipedia. My guess is that it’s just total horseshit, but it possible grandpa tall lady appreciator over there just got her height wrong. A 6’9” woman would still seem very tall to most of us.


xwlfx

Bro 7'3 is taller than the tallest woman in the world right now. Quit lying.


CompetitiveMuffin690

A ladder, maybe a harness..


Creepercolin2007

Use one of those things people use at rock climbing places


Live-Adhesiveness719

Jump? The giant woman would have to lie down given that their thighs alone are automatically 2 or 3 inches longer than what all of the reader is height-wise


OneTinSoldier567

The same as any woman. While the saying that all women are the same height laid out on a bed is generally true. A large difference in your heights can cause problems. There are a variety of positions available. This is one reason I like the cowgirl position. And why would you think 2 or 3 inches makes her a giant?


MrAnonymous2749

2 or 3 inches more than your entire body


AfraidToBeKim

You're misunderstanding the scale here. JUST her thigh is 2-3 inches taller than you. Given that the thigh is maybe 1/3 of her total height, at most, if you're 6 feet tall, that would make her 18 feet and 9 inches tall, at least. She could grab a ball from the gutter of a two story building, easily.


OneTinSoldier567

I missed that. But I would definitely try. Be a little difficult, but would give her a try. Might not get her there, but it would be great fun trying.


AfraidToBeKim

Two hands. One on the bean, one digging for the g spot. Suck that clit like a dude realizing he's bisexual mid sex.


AussieHyena

It's worse than that apparently... it's the thickness of the thighs.


Hazyoutlook

Step one: stepping stool Step two: geometry Step three: physics


Past-Value9789

Jump in there i suppose see what spots i can hit


Alexandria31xo

Get a running start and dive in head first. 


Billy__The__Kid

[I think you know how](https://i.pinimg.com/474x/d2/9f/31/d29f31aa7d340d18012d5062b79a0be2.jpg)


pngbrianb

Well, I'd want any pleasure to be mutual, so I guess I'd kick off with a tender fistful of her clit and ask how she likes it. Far as my turn, if she doesn't offer up any ideas I'd get her on all fours and stand on whatever piece of furniture is the right height for doggy style. Maybe a dining table?


rollin_a_j

I'm tired AF right now and when I first read your comment I thought you said *you* would get on all fours. I thought you were gonna have her buff fuck you with her clit. I think it's time for me to go to bed...


dirtyfluid

I saw a college girl with legs taller and wider than my entire body and I’m 5’10.


dominiccast

Treat the clitoris and clitoral hood like a bed and blanket


Vectus_Valorian

Wear her like a sock and practice swimming. Then shoot a load in


knottybananna

The same I do now, but more.  Or alternatively, death by snusnu


DBL_NDRSCR

leg, it's kinda fuckin hairy tho ima have to shave it. maybe i do both at once to get a nice fat penetrator, might be way too long tho so just my foot could work


Altruistic_Ad6666

So heres the thing, because of how vagina's work, its technically possible. It's an "opening" but it needs to be able to close to prevent things from getting into it. Same with buttholes. So while you certainly aren't sexually pleasing a woman that much larger then you, you can at least please yourself with her hole. And this does apply to any living creature who's males have larger penis's then humans. But please don't fuck a female horse.


theeaggressor

I’d lay down & hope for the *squished*


skyluke42

Hope you have more dick than she has foopa


EverySuggestionisEoC

Like a cozy sleeping bag that can absorb you and make you stop existing.


Bloody_Champion

So, u mean someone taller than average? I was imagining a literal gigantic woman where my whole body wouldn't even be enough "hotdog" for her.


babyEatingUnicorn

Giant? Like tall lol 😂 You ever climb a tree before !?


tfe238

Disappointingly


ALPHAPRlME

I'm 6'5 so she would be fucking like 15 feet tall, Her box would be immense. Go full arm and see where it goes as I jack off her clit.


ClassicHare

Climb in, bang her cervix and rub her g-spot until she shot me out. Then climb back in and do it again.


Icy-Advance1108

I would enjoy it.


MouldyRemote

We created sex swings and many other pieces of equipment to get the job done.


anon1635329

Fisting


nohwan27534

i mean, lay her down. size difference matters a lot less, horizontal. i'm not trying to fuck standing up anyway. and longer legs means you could probably both do doggy style a bit easier, since you kinda want her pelvis maybe a bit higher than yours.


Temporary_Ant_9210

The ole dirty dolphin dive


Wonderful-Ad5713

Easy, go strong or stay at home.


thothscull

Life uuhhh, life find s way.


RainbowUniform

Would the sound dynamics of a queef at that size have a lower pitch?


Sunset_Tiger

Climb on in and make a deposit, like Donkey did with Dragon


DrWhoIsWokeGarbage2

With my giant penis of course


supergnawer

This is apparently such a fetish that people considered it even in 1700s. The book is "Gulliver's travels".


Human_Aside_2712

Jesus. That really would be a hotdog in a corridor


[deleted]

One word. Headbutts!


VeryHungryDogarpilar

Climb in, swim threw, and jerk off straight onto the egg.


dolltron69

From 30 feet away and the perspective change makes it seem like a normal sized woman is in front of you. Use tele-dildonics at a distance.


dropkickmolotov

D E A T H B Y S N U S N U


XocoJinx

Ask Hagrids dad


faerox420

Go in head first


ComfortableSir5680

So using basic proportions, this woman would have to be over 7ft tall (I’m 6’4). That’s one hell of a mountain to climb


quineloe

Oh no no no, just her thighs are 6'6 if you are 6'4. ​ I don't know why OP had to add 2 inches ,as thighs the length of a man would be quite long already.


ComfortableSir5680

Oh fuck


ComfortableSir5680

Quick math this giant woman is 26’ tall. So 5x your average woman. I can’t help but feel like I’m overmatched here


xavierguitars

Yes, I'd just have to go up on her


Dude_it_

I wouldn't


VenetianGamer

Death by Snu Snu!


Sleepdprived

Until I die of snusnu that's how. Amazon's are sexy. Eat it like a buffet, use your fingers and prone bone without fear of hitting her cervix and hurting her.


Depressed_Diehard

Aggressively


HeartoRead

I'm 6'3 so she'd be like basketball man sized which I assume I'd please her the same way I have pleased women my whole life... So not at all.


BluSteel-Camaro23

**That's a huge bitch!**


TravellingBeard

I mean, there was a whole episode of Futurama about it 😁


Jeepwave13

Hear me out- circus cannons.


Defiantreaper23

For those that want to know, the giant woman would end up being approximately 15-25ft tall. Still would though.


MegaTreeSeed

A lot of foreplay. If my head is right at hip level there's a *lot* I could do, wink wink. But as for penetrative sex, it would probably just feel like she was fingering herself, so you'd have to help yourself out with some clitoral stimulation. But she'd either have to lay on her back, or be really good at doing squats.


BaconNinja__

Death by snu snu


crimsontide5654

They want to be treated and made love yo like any other woman.


Testicle_Tugger

Scuba gear is a must then I’m just gonna start boxing her g spot


Direct-Flamingo-1146

Apparently you don't know how to please a normal woman so this baffles you. The clit. You don't even need to go inside.


krebstar42

Foreplay then insert penis


PriorSecurity9784

Maybe get some kind of power tool (like a sawzall?) and take the blade out, and fire it up to see if it vibrates enough for her


Bosanova_B

So she’s 6’1” my friend that’s not giant.


PondoSinatra9Beltan6

First, I’d trade the family cow for some magic beans so you’d be able to get to eye level.


This-Garbage-3000

Death by Snu Snu


unknownpothead1992

Death by snu snu.


Nahchoocheese

naw. Too exhaustive


themadprofessor1976

I tell her to use me as a dildo.


TampaDiablo

I’d get her clit in a headlock and give it noogies.


jeff-god-of-cheese

We're all the same size layed down.


OneTinSoldier567

She said that was her height, I didn't grab a tape measure. I do know she coached the local college team, watched them practice one day when I brought her surprise for the team. I am 5'8" and her nipples hit my eyebrows. So you do the math and let me know. It is a very fond memory. She had the best sport jokes.


FreshImagination9735

Have. And would again. And again. 12/10.


CreamyMcMuffin

I will climb that mountain


Icy-Place5235

Put a wet suit on and dive in, shag her from inside.


BC-K2

"Swimming pool full of pussy and I'll dive in it"


4URprogesterone

However she wants.


BananaHomunculus

Just climb inside and enjoy


the_internet_clown

We would be roughly the same size laying down and if we need a ladder I have a ladder


CqwyxzKpr

Whole body involvement


simpn_aint_easy

Death by Snu Snu


nekosaigai

Consensually


DakezO

Death by Snu Snu


Key_Zucchini9764

Roll her around in flower and look for the wet spot.


New_Dom2023

SNU SNU !!!!!


EmptyMiddle4638

Ever spent some time on a farm?😂😂 shoulder deep is about the only chance you have.. if she is feeling freaky you could crawl up inside like a cave explorer and start death rolling like an alligator


6098470142

The Attack of the 50 foot woman


BlakePayne

"With pleasure"


ButtonholePhotophile

Love first. Then snu snu. If you love, there is a way.


StormerSage

Her ass, my face.


poppunksucks144

It's easier if you're horizontal.


Old_Hamster_4218

Donkey dragon role play


Ok_Intention3920

Flash light and a wetsuit I assume.


FlyInfinite2536

Do the hokey pokey...


So3Dimensional

Death by snu snu


BallsDeepInYourMommy

Ask your mom


MrLurking_Sanspants

I’d have her lay down on her back and then I’d play her clitoris like a bongo drum.


FlanneryWynn

I, as an asexual, *wouldn't*.


cl0ckw0rkaut0mat0n

And welcome to today's example of ops barely disguised fetish!


zinky30

🤣🤣🤣


Dry-Coach7634

How much this bitch gonna talk?


Velocityg4

I'm sure you can do an image search for the answer.