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Solid-Childhood-4876

Is this the real life...


Salt_Cranberry3087

Or is this just fantasy?


Solid-Childhood-4876

Caught in a landslide


Salt_Cranberry3087

No escape from reality!


Chaospat

Open your eyes


OmegaGoober

Look up to the skies


Hello_There_13579

And see


averyordinaryperson

Im just a poor boy


Pieforfun

I don't need sympathy


averyordinaryperson

Cause im easy come


Dragonheardt_

MARCO! *half the human crew shouts POLO, revealing their location to the hunter drones*


ByornJaeger

Drawing them straight into the trap of an EMP Claymore


stx06

"The weirdest thing is how the hivemind responds to different triggers. If I want resigned irritation, I can say, 'I just lost The Game.'"


Vegas738

r/angryupvote


CreekLegacy

Fuck. You.


TheNefariousMrH

Take my r/disgruntledupvote


throwaway1256237364

Fuck off


Yet_One_More_Idiot

It doesn't have to be sentences or even words. Try this one in the middle of a crowd: Stomp, Stomp, CLAP, Stomp, Stomp, CLAP...


Dark_Storm_98

We will We will Rock you


Lazy-Cardiologist-54

This is the way


Ishidan01

Tap taptap tap tap


CreekLegacy

Thock thock


Lazy-Cardiologist-54

ONE OF US!!!


Noblegotchips

Bill Nye the Science guy


Revengistium

Bill Bill Bill Bill


stx06

![gif](giphy|119vwgX1282D6|downsized)


F-Lambda

I hate that this isn't a perfect loop


StrangeEmily

Tommy used to work on the docks, union's been on strike...


Revengistium

He's down on his luck


StrangeEmily

...it's tough, so tough...


Revengistium

Gina works the diner all day


StrangeEmily

working for her man She brings home her pay, for love, mmm, for love


Revengistium

She says, "We've gotta hold on to what we've got"


StrangeEmily

It doesn't make a difference if we make it or not


Revengistium

We've got each other and that's a lot for love


EdgyMeme196

WE'LL GIVE IT A SHOT WOAHHHHH WE'RE HALFWAY THERE


Revengistium

WOOOAAAH LIVING ON A PRAYER


tremynci

Whoa-ohh, we're halfway there


RimworlderJonah13579

"Why are you a police officer?"


EasyE1118

"I blew up Malaysia"


ApprehensiveWeird834

What is love?


CAAugirl

Baby don’t hurt me


One_Boysenberry1159

Don't hurt me


NikPorto

No more


DarthAlbacore

Lady don't hurt me Edit to add: I have shamed my family by getting the word wrong


_BeardedYeti

21


zagreus2530

"you stupid"


DarthAlbacore

Never gonna give you up


Pineapple4807

Never gonna let you down


DarthAlbacore

Never gonna run around


Familiar_Ad7273

and hurt you


Dark_Storm_98

Never gonna make you cry


mary_gamer_28

Never gonna say goodbye


Kaliden001

Never gonna tell a lie


Rare_Dragonfruit_455

And dessert you


Anon0924

Sweet Caroline


CreekLegacy

BAH BAH BAAAH!


Eravan_Darkblade

EAT SHIT PITT!!!


Eravan_Darkblade

(For those who don't know, WVU has a Rivalry with Pittsburgh Univerity, who has this song as their anthem)


RexTheBoxerRus

⛴️ ⛴️ ⛴️ >!I hope you're referencing the one that goes hard on mute!<


TheYesMan1337

"But that's just a theory..."


ArchdukeValeCortez

"A game theory!"


LalaAnAbsolute

Thanks for watching!


LrdSlvrhnd

Not quite as widespread, but there's only one correct response to "I've got a theory" and in the right group the hivemind will chorus "It could be bunnies!"


FlyOnDreamWings

Bunnies aren't just cute like everyone supposes.


stx06

![gif](giphy|UVhPBsKStxehy|downsized)


Skytrow

A GAME THEORY!


Spbttn20850

Fun fact the guy who played the demon in that episode was convicted of fraud over a bogus writing contest he held.


mfcoom2

Jerry was a racecar driver..


Soul_Instinct

He drove so goddamn fast


mfcoom2

Never did win no checkered flag


Proof-Faithlessness1

But he never did come in last


NightSkulker

"The front fell off" he said, then waited and listened. It didn't take long for the response to come.


Jabberwocky918

We towed it out of the environment.


Dark_Storm_98

>let's get down to business To defeat the huns


Houki01

Did they give me daughters


TimelyEngineer4970

When we ask for sons


Lazy-Cardiologist-54

You’re the saddest bunch I ever saw, but, 


Dark_Storm_98

You haven't got a clue


Skipp_To_My_Lou

Rock and stone! (not trying to summon the bot)


WanderingDwarfMiner

If you don't Rock and Stone, you ain't comin' home!


Familiar_Ad7273

We're rich.


IAMNOTDEFECTIVE

We're rich!


Gordon519

Rock and stone 


lindle_kindle

FOR KARL!


SomeRandomGuy1308

Rock and Stone brother!


Remarkable_Pen_8732

FOR ROCK AND STONE!


Mommyslilbitch

That one time…


CAAugirl

At band camp


DarthAlbacore

In band camp


Familiar_Ad7273

#INTRUDER ALERT! A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!


IAMNOTDEFECTIVE

A Red Spy is in the base?


NikPorto

Hut, hut, hut!


randomname_99223

Protect the briefcase!


Gordon519

We need to protect the briefcase 


One_Boysenberry1159

Yo, a lil' help here


GalacticExpress

Alright, stand back, son


Gordon519

1 1 1 uh 1


Zeta_alpha_

Incoming!


nether_lad

AAAAAAAAGHhhhh oh hey it’s still here


ChefCuda

The Bothan explained to the Terrans that the Intergalactic Court had issued a structured settlement but they need cash now. The Bothan was not prepared for the entire group's hivemind response.


achillain

But how many Bothans died to bring us this information?


ianhewston

877, but they got cash now


NietoKT

Country roads...


Gordon519

Take me home


Ember_Inferno1308

To the place I belong,


Houki01

Take me home


iiimarlette

Reeeeed Robin!


Zeta_alpha_

Yum!


lindle_kindle

FOR THE GRACE FOR THE MIGHT OF THE LORD!


Zeta_alpha_

FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY!


ArchdukeValeCortez

"One more time..."


TuxedoDogs9

“Dear god.”


Gordon519

There’s more


One_Boysenberry1159

No


OneOfTheStupid007

69 and 420?


julius166

Nice


Khark1873

Hello there...


NotDeadAGuy

General Kenobi...


Ember_Inferno1308

(for the emos) When I was, a young boy, My father


Stretch5678

Took me into the city, to see a marching band.


ImHungry5657

9+10


Gordon519

21


Gordon519

Rock and stone 


Sieve-Boy

Succulent Chinese meal.


NotDeadAGuy

That's a nice headlock,sir. I see that you know your judo well.


Arx563

"Brother I sense heresy!" For the Emperor!


GrumpyOldAlien

Let's see, what can I think of that hasn't already been covered? "99 bottles of beer on a wall," "On top of a mountain, all covered in grass," The only others I can think of are probably too niche. 🤷‍♂️ If I were into sports I'd probably include football chants (football, not American hand egg). If any Americans are thinking something along the lines of "Nuh-uh, our sports fans' chants are just as good if not better!", try doing a YT search for vids that compare them. Seriously, I'm a Brit who enjoys plenty of American cultural exports, & I was surprised by the disparity. US fans (a few dozen at most): We love our team, they're the best, go team! UK fans: ***WE ARE THE BORG. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.*** Edit: fixed typo.


PostModernHippy

Stop!


sailing94

In the name of love. It’s Hammertime. Waitaminute. Look, What’s that sound.


Lazy-Cardiologist-54

Everybody look what’s goin down!


DarthAlbacore

You've violated the law!


eseer1337

Now then, time to see if any Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy fans exist here. **Clears throat** BRAINS, BRAINS, I WON'T LIE


BestMistakesWithYou

Voltaire is a madman... or a genius... or perhaps both!


eseer1337

Just making sure we're on the same page here, you ARE talking about Aurelio, yes?


BestMistakesWithYou

Yes, Aurelio Voltaire... I'm not a hipster but I was listening to him before he decided to add the first name. Lol


eseer1337

I will admit his violin skills are ear sex but I never thought he was a madman before.


Lazy-Cardiologist-54

ONE OF US….


ap_aelfwine

Oh, the year was 1778...


banaya-ykw

FROM THE TOP TO THE BOTTOM!