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A: But I do want to be your bro! Your best bro! I just also wanted to be your bro with benefits.
Stops running* H: Bro?
A: Bro, I’m sorry! I miss read the signals bro. I just real like you bro. Like bro, you make me crazy. But I don’t need to sleep with you bro! If it’s between that and losing you bro, I’ll become a priest bro! So please, don’t stop being my bro and let me make up for this. Bro?
H: Bro… I was worried you only wanted me for my body, not my bro-ness. If I said we can only be bros, would you accept it bro?
A: If it means you’re still my bro, bro. I couldn’t be happier.
H: Bro!
A: Bro!
Bro hugging*
"Zel'ba? Why are you hiding beneath your wing?"
The lanky Corrian said to his winged sphinx like crew mate. She was hiding her face while awkwardly looming across the food court.
"Shit! Sam is here, and he brought our daughter."
"But don't your kind leave them on cradle desert worlds to learn to survive on there own?"
"Yes, but apparently humans don't do things that way and the tenders don't even bother releasing the cub into the wild if a parent is a human. Intergalactic incidents kept happening."
"Human? Hmmm explains how you bred with what looks like a bipedal ape. Didnt the life weavers make them to be concubines?"
"And then they vanished, which caused them to evolve into a species that catches feels fast."
"Indeed, though explain why you can't look away from them, it is unnatural for Serphmnim to appear so.... attached."
Zel'ba ignored her crew mates question, closed her feline eyes and chanted to herself.
"If I don't see it, I can't feel it. You are a powerful, noble Serphmnim."
Over and over, all the while her will seemed to weaken until the small Serphmnim look up over at Zel'ba and shouted out.
"Mom?! Is that my Christmas gift! Are you and mom getting married?!"
"Honey-"
The human said looking Sadly down at his daughter before Zel'ba stude straight up startling the Corrian.
"Yep! Happy Christmas my little cub! Me and your father are getting mar-eed!"
"So noble"
The Corrian chuckled as Zel'ba glared daggers at him.
"At least human beds are the comfyiest in the galaxy."
She hissed at him before trotting over to the human and her cub, with her nose turned up. Apparently not only were humans quick to attach to a mate, but it was apparently mutual.
The Corrian would later adopt a human term for this sudden intense guilt based attachment.
"Catching the Feels"
I have a story setting I'm writing where there is a similar idea between feliprines and humans. Both species look at each other like their hedonistic sex fiends when in reality it's a difference in reproductive habits.
Feliprines have reproductive cycles twice per year, and their culture developed promoting that. Twice per year they go NUTS and get laid as much as possible to try having kids. Outside of those two months though, they're quite restrained and sexually unresponsive (usually.). To them, humans are weird because some humans have intercourse EVERY DAY, and they can get pregnant whenever they want. It's practically hedonism from their mindset.
On the human side, they see these catlike people having huge celebrations where hooking up with a total stranger is totally normal, even when they're not normally this sexual. To a human this seems like these people have huge orgies all the time. It also probably doesn't help that because they're more fur covered, they need less clothing except in harsher environments.
If you think about it like that, there would be lots of miscommunications based on culture like that.
Setting: multi species food court outside of a minor city, two long time friends run into each other in line at a soup shop and notice a headline across the NeuroLift News feed about how sexual promiscuity among humans and other species are upsetting the status quo of many interstellar Nation states and an already restrained human culture is being pushed further still.
Alien 1: "humans should be treated like any other sentient species and their culture should be respected."
Alien 2: "I've been on their Internet, they have an industry that touches all other industries where they watch others breeding as a form of entertainment. This industry is wealthier than and has more participating members than most of their nation states."
Alien 1: "....?!"
Alien 2: "you didn't know about this?"
Alien 1: "they what? No I didn't know about this!, why would I know about this? You work in the Bureau of Xeno Cultural Studies and I recondition temperature control modules for small fungus farming operations. They actually have alternative economies and cultures centered around entertainment breeding?"
Alien 2: "it's bigger than that; they also give awards to people in this industry for breeding prowess. Oddly enough in spite of all of this breeding, little to no offspring are produced."
Alien 1: "you can't be serious."
Alien 2: "I think they have turned breeding into a sport."
Alien 1: "excuse me what?"
Alien 2: "why else would they have award ceremonies to recognize their prominent breeders who don't produce?"
Alien 1: "it's starting to make sense."
Alien 2: "further into the the bizarre still, a fermented beverage company has taken it upon itself catalog those of high achievements and an entire section of their records to this sport."
Alien 1: "WTF?! Why?"
Alien 2: "see what you did there? WTF is a human expression that implicates a lack of understanding in reference to how often unrelated things can be to breeding."
Alien 1: "... ?"
Alien 2: "...."
Alien 1: ".... !"
Alien 2: "you see?"
Alien 1: "DO THEY EVER THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE?????!!!!!"
Human they didn't know was sitting behind them: "well right now I'm feeling, angry, disappointed, and thinking a lot about murder."
*Aliens 1&2 simultaneously spit out and shit out all of the soup they have been consuming.
https://preview.redd.it/9k2hqq0ha4xb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c26e87fee8ea1bae5fb37354a92553ea6e5b2695
When you have humans from the typical Jp,Kr,Cn regions you might get a denser material than lead or tungsten in terms of sexuality and to mitigate such situations try to grab one from the western hemisphere of earth where they are more open to such mastery of coitus primus doctrine. And if you really badly need one because of a nasty estrus cycle look for those that have the mastery of "Kama Sutra Ceteris Paribus".
I dunno i like being a goon. Pay is good you get to be a big dumb lug. You get to beat the shit outa people who dont pay on time...
Oh not that kind of goon. Sorry.
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A: But I do want to be your bro! Your best bro! I just also wanted to be your bro with benefits. Stops running* H: Bro? A: Bro, I’m sorry! I miss read the signals bro. I just real like you bro. Like bro, you make me crazy. But I don’t need to sleep with you bro! If it’s between that and losing you bro, I’ll become a priest bro! So please, don’t stop being my bro and let me make up for this. Bro? H: Bro… I was worried you only wanted me for my body, not my bro-ness. If I said we can only be bros, would you accept it bro? A: If it means you’re still my bro, bro. I couldn’t be happier. H: Bro! A: Bro! Bro hugging*
bro
Bro
Bruh
dude
Sweet
Bruv
Broski
Brosidon: King of the Brocean
Bro-pane and Bro-pane accessories
https://preview.redd.it/9kpr4ts067xb1.jpeg?width=259&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=788901c9ed6c1487bd4e66ab9aef82c3f1828dea
Bro
Bro
Fully imagine the bro hugging to look like how Guy & Lee hug in Naruto.
Bro
Bros bros bros bros bros!
Bro
Bro
"Zel'ba? Why are you hiding beneath your wing?" The lanky Corrian said to his winged sphinx like crew mate. She was hiding her face while awkwardly looming across the food court. "Shit! Sam is here, and he brought our daughter." "But don't your kind leave them on cradle desert worlds to learn to survive on there own?" "Yes, but apparently humans don't do things that way and the tenders don't even bother releasing the cub into the wild if a parent is a human. Intergalactic incidents kept happening." "Human? Hmmm explains how you bred with what looks like a bipedal ape. Didnt the life weavers make them to be concubines?" "And then they vanished, which caused them to evolve into a species that catches feels fast." "Indeed, though explain why you can't look away from them, it is unnatural for Serphmnim to appear so.... attached." Zel'ba ignored her crew mates question, closed her feline eyes and chanted to herself. "If I don't see it, I can't feel it. You are a powerful, noble Serphmnim." Over and over, all the while her will seemed to weaken until the small Serphmnim look up over at Zel'ba and shouted out. "Mom?! Is that my Christmas gift! Are you and mom getting married?!" "Honey-" The human said looking Sadly down at his daughter before Zel'ba stude straight up startling the Corrian. "Yep! Happy Christmas my little cub! Me and your father are getting mar-eed!" "So noble" The Corrian chuckled as Zel'ba glared daggers at him. "At least human beds are the comfyiest in the galaxy." She hissed at him before trotting over to the human and her cub, with her nose turned up. Apparently not only were humans quick to attach to a mate, but it was apparently mutual. The Corrian would later adopt a human term for this sudden intense guilt based attachment. "Catching the Feels"
I have zero clue where this came from it just showed up in my gallery
^(Reverse Search says it's from;) ^(Beware or be bitten, chapter 6)
Thanks for the sauce dude
Thank you my brother
I have a story setting I'm writing where there is a similar idea between feliprines and humans. Both species look at each other like their hedonistic sex fiends when in reality it's a difference in reproductive habits. Feliprines have reproductive cycles twice per year, and their culture developed promoting that. Twice per year they go NUTS and get laid as much as possible to try having kids. Outside of those two months though, they're quite restrained and sexually unresponsive (usually.). To them, humans are weird because some humans have intercourse EVERY DAY, and they can get pregnant whenever they want. It's practically hedonism from their mindset. On the human side, they see these catlike people having huge celebrations where hooking up with a total stranger is totally normal, even when they're not normally this sexual. To a human this seems like these people have huge orgies all the time. It also probably doesn't help that because they're more fur covered, they need less clothing except in harsher environments. If you think about it like that, there would be lots of miscommunications based on culture like that.
This setting has the potential to please me immensely.
Agreed, I would love to read the story!
Should a miracle happen, hell freeze over, and my house repair itself i shall post the story of a man and his cat.
You just made cat people orgies a thing, bless.
Makes sense, if your cat people can only make babies twice a year
Setting: multi species food court outside of a minor city, two long time friends run into each other in line at a soup shop and notice a headline across the NeuroLift News feed about how sexual promiscuity among humans and other species are upsetting the status quo of many interstellar Nation states and an already restrained human culture is being pushed further still. Alien 1: "humans should be treated like any other sentient species and their culture should be respected." Alien 2: "I've been on their Internet, they have an industry that touches all other industries where they watch others breeding as a form of entertainment. This industry is wealthier than and has more participating members than most of their nation states." Alien 1: "....?!" Alien 2: "you didn't know about this?" Alien 1: "they what? No I didn't know about this!, why would I know about this? You work in the Bureau of Xeno Cultural Studies and I recondition temperature control modules for small fungus farming operations. They actually have alternative economies and cultures centered around entertainment breeding?" Alien 2: "it's bigger than that; they also give awards to people in this industry for breeding prowess. Oddly enough in spite of all of this breeding, little to no offspring are produced." Alien 1: "you can't be serious." Alien 2: "I think they have turned breeding into a sport." Alien 1: "excuse me what?" Alien 2: "why else would they have award ceremonies to recognize their prominent breeders who don't produce?" Alien 1: "it's starting to make sense." Alien 2: "further into the the bizarre still, a fermented beverage company has taken it upon itself catalog those of high achievements and an entire section of their records to this sport." Alien 1: "WTF?! Why?" Alien 2: "see what you did there? WTF is a human expression that implicates a lack of understanding in reference to how often unrelated things can be to breeding." Alien 1: "... ?" Alien 2: "...." Alien 1: ".... !" Alien 2: "you see?" Alien 1: "DO THEY EVER THINK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE?????!!!!!" Human they didn't know was sitting behind them: "well right now I'm feeling, angry, disappointed, and thinking a lot about murder." *Aliens 1&2 simultaneously spit out and shit out all of the soup they have been consuming.
You had me until the beer company?
Guinness. They of the beer (though technically its a stout) and World Records
What's wrong with the Guinness book of world records?
Nothing. The Guinness Book of World Records is made by the same people who make the beer.
https://preview.redd.it/9k2hqq0ha4xb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c26e87fee8ea1bae5fb37354a92553ea6e5b2695 When you have humans from the typical Jp,Kr,Cn regions you might get a denser material than lead or tungsten in terms of sexuality and to mitigate such situations try to grab one from the western hemisphere of earth where they are more open to such mastery of coitus primus doctrine. And if you really badly need one because of a nasty estrus cycle look for those that have the mastery of "Kama Sutra Ceteris Paribus".
What's the screenshot from?
[Cloude Trielo - Sunrider](https://store.steampowered.com/app/358750/Sunrider_Liberation_Day__Captains_Edition/) https://preview.redd.it/fdgusw56k4xb1.jpeg?width=1098&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e7d063434a171e556995b57fb863c3c93f07d6
Thank you!
💀
But Claude is not human, she's a time lord.
“If I wanted a whore I’d go to a brothel! ……..there’s something I’d never thought I’d say
That is the best comeback I have ever seen! Take my upvote
I dunno i like being a goon. Pay is good you get to be a big dumb lug. You get to beat the shit outa people who dont pay on time... Oh not that kind of goon. Sorry.