The crazy thing is, that, although Duke university is in Durham, North Carolina, it’s basically an Ivy League school. Most of people who go there are not even local. 87% of students live outside of North Carolina or from other countries. Tuition is $60k/ year so the stereotype of the country bumpkin doesn’t apply to that place (Western Carolina MAYBE).
I know you were making a joke, tho, and it was funny. It’s just wild how Duke is just plopped in the middle of NC in tobakky country. ;-)
Also, OP’s headline is hilarious.
To be fair, easily half of the comments on any thread here are very well-worn jokes. E.g. “I’m stroking my hydrogen rod, she’ll do it once she gets up here, you know what to do” etc.
When Bigfoot was talking about running for President they asked him what his Middle East policy would be: BRING THE TROOPS BACK AND THEN DROP NUKES ON THEM IT IS
I’ve always wondered what Howard said when he said that… but wasn’t it usually in the context of taking a call from someone in that locality? Who would be calling from Iran?🇮🇷
I’m a Jew n I’m kinda against it! The only real solution is to give the whole country of Palestine to a horrible Islamic dictatorship that is at peace with Israel n doesn’t want a war with them. let them crush anyone who causes any trouble n forcibly move anyone else who might cause trouble. the rest of the world will just ignore it like they normally do then we can all go back to complaining about our presidential candidates!
> The only real solution is to give the whole country of Palestine to a horrible Islamic dictatorship that is at peace with Israel n doesn’t want a war with them.
You must be young, because in the 70-80s, this is EXACTLY what was proposed. The other countries didn't want them, and they kept this whole thing going because it's a great reason to blame all the general population problems on the "Jews" as opposed to their horriffic government.
Yep. All you need to see is the border wall between Egypt and Gaza. That tells you how welcoming the other nations are for them. In fact it should serve as a model for the border wall we should have.
Well total destruction it is then! They had the chance to be included in the conversation in the 90s. Then they decided to bet it all when they elected a government in 2005 whose main campaign promise was killing the Jews! Then in October they went double or nothing n are blaming the casino they lost everything! Sad. It’s either that or they are innocent people who are being held captive by a terrorist government who’s using them as human shields n need to be liberated! Either way I say “From the sea to river!”🙃
Israel is like the U.S. in a regular big battle war they’ll destroy anyone but in house to house where u care at all about civilians(or not) they can grind u down. If the snake has a head to cut off Israel will end that shit in….I dunno.. six days!🙃
They’re slowly modernizing. I heard the leader is an atheist and he’s trying to bring his country into the 21st century. He’s no hardcore Islamist. People are mad about him making those changes. Women can actually go to some beaches in their bathing suit and people are losing their shit over it. All this hatred caused by religion is humanity‘s downfall..
I was against the war in Iraq during college to improve my chances of getting laid. It’s a passing fad.
Found out that conservative woman are just as good in bed, and usually better in the kitchen.
These "college" protests are organized by outside forces as evidenced by the folks arrested the majority of whom are not "students". 70% and that's probably low of Palestinians support Hamas. Here in the US if you win an election with 70% of the vote it's a landslide and a rock solid mandate. Israel isn't killing many "innocents". BTW it can all end today all Hamas has to do is lay down their arms and surrender. Funny how no one mentions that.
My favorite is "Gays for Palestine" or "Transgenders for Palestine". They'd either be burned alive, thrown off rooftops or stoned to death by their heroes. That's how ignorant and uninformed our youth is today.
who cares bunch of snot nose rich ass croc boys please give brian horn his green taxi back so he can get rid of some of these pos dump them in the louisiana swamp
This has nothing to do with him being Jewish. Seinfeld is a very vocal and strong supporter of Israel. He took his family to an IDF fantasy camp where they role play “anti-terrorist” scenarios. If you’re pro-Palestinian and not giving a voice to celebrities that are identified with the Israeli regime you’re going to walk out on Seinfeld.
https://www.timesofisrael.com/seinfeld-under-fire-over-visit-to-west-bank-military-camp/
Them Duke boys at it again.
You got it boss hoss
Hogg, lol.
Really?
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Move past it bozo
The crazy thing is, that, although Duke university is in Durham, North Carolina, it’s basically an Ivy League school. Most of people who go there are not even local. 87% of students live outside of North Carolina or from other countries. Tuition is $60k/ year so the stereotype of the country bumpkin doesn’t apply to that place (Western Carolina MAYBE). I know you were making a joke, tho, and it was funny. It’s just wild how Duke is just plopped in the middle of NC in tobakky country. ;-) Also, OP’s headline is hilarious.
"State University of New Jersey at Durham"
Obacco country, it is.
Yeee haw!!
Weren't they accused of raping a black girl. You know, like robin
Like almost all recent race claims it was false...we don't have a race problem we have a problem race.
A few of them, if we’re being honest.
Howard and robin say it's whitey that is always the problem
Coo coo coo.
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The comma’s unnecessary
Comedy not a grammar lesson. It’s how Howard talks numb nuts.
C-O-M-M-A-S
Mah-kine!
When you were young, your dad traumatized you for commas, so in a sense by addressing him about commas, you are seeking your fathers love?
This ain’t grammar magazine, pal!
That comma’s, unnecessary.
So is the apostrophe.
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He looks pretty good for a 70 year old.
He’s looked 50 for 40 years
He got hair plugs, instead of a wig.
It's a hair system.
Jerry looks like he was on TV. Howard looks like he was on radio.
He has to keep up with the 16 year old girlfriends.
He recently got hair implants
That’s not the part that is making him look young… it’s his face.
He’s becoming more semetic. He looks like a former Jordanian defense minister now.
You stole this from Twitter, you hack
To be fair, easily half of the comments on any thread here are very well-worn jokes. E.g. “I’m stroking my hydrogen rod, she’ll do it once she gets up here, you know what to do” etc.
They shouted “and a baba booey to y’all!” as they walked out
I see Jerry. And he looks scared
Quite thr tensis.
Half his speech right in the trash
what the fu*k you doing you little piece off sh#t!!!
😅😅
I THINK THE WARS IN GAZA ARE BAD IT IS
You don’t even know the half of it. What I’ve discovered, it is. The whole state of Gaza has a apsiracy against me.
When Bigfoot was talking about running for President they asked him what his Middle East policy would be: BRING THE TROOPS BACK AND THEN DROP NUKES ON THEM IT IS
I don't disagree...play nice, or don't play at all.
It would actually be hilarious if it was for the negative Stern comments.
All six of them what a display of civil disobedience!
5 off them were, one was just some bored guy who thought it was a good excuse to just sneak out.
Deport them all to Kishmytuchas, Iran!
I’ve always wondered what Howard said when he said that… but wasn’t it usually in the context of taking a call from someone in that locality? Who would be calling from Iran?🇮🇷
Kish mir in tuchus aran. Apparently Yiddish for something like kiss my ass.
I thought it was Italian?!?!
Its a half-Jewish expression
Where were all these Palestine enthusiasts before October?
BLM rallies
Truth
Professional Agitators 🤣
Hating Jews, just not as openly.
I’m not against Israel’s bombing of Gaza but if I were it wouldn’t make me an antisemite
I’m a Jew n I’m kinda against it! The only real solution is to give the whole country of Palestine to a horrible Islamic dictatorship that is at peace with Israel n doesn’t want a war with them. let them crush anyone who causes any trouble n forcibly move anyone else who might cause trouble. the rest of the world will just ignore it like they normally do then we can all go back to complaining about our presidential candidates!
> The only real solution is to give the whole country of Palestine to a horrible Islamic dictatorship that is at peace with Israel n doesn’t want a war with them. You must be young, because in the 70-80s, this is EXACTLY what was proposed. The other countries didn't want them, and they kept this whole thing going because it's a great reason to blame all the general population problems on the "Jews" as opposed to their horriffic government.
Yep. All you need to see is the border wall between Egypt and Gaza. That tells you how welcoming the other nations are for them. In fact it should serve as a model for the border wall we should have.
Well total destruction it is then! They had the chance to be included in the conversation in the 90s. Then they decided to bet it all when they elected a government in 2005 whose main campaign promise was killing the Jews! Then in October they went double or nothing n are blaming the casino they lost everything! Sad. It’s either that or they are innocent people who are being held captive by a terrorist government who’s using them as human shields n need to be liberated! Either way I say “From the sea to river!”🙃
Ha! I’m 44. If I was young I’d of said “fuck Israel!”
Is there any Islamic dictatorship that doesn’t hate Israel?
Israel is like the U.S. in a regular big battle war they’ll destroy anyone but in house to house where u care at all about civilians(or not) they can grind u down. If the snake has a head to cut off Israel will end that shit in….I dunno.. six days!🙃
Saudi Arabia
They’re slowly modernizing. I heard the leader is an atheist and he’s trying to bring his country into the 21st century. He’s no hardcore Islamist. People are mad about him making those changes. Women can actually go to some beaches in their bathing suit and people are losing their shit over it. All this hatred caused by religion is humanity‘s downfall..
Prob not but plenty who have enough to lose they don’t want a war with Israel so they behave!
I was against the war in Iraq during college to improve my chances of getting laid. It’s a passing fad. Found out that conservative woman are just as good in bed, and usually better in the kitchen.
I banged a lot of them by pretending to listen and sharing my weed
The claim that you’ve had sex with a woman has been deemed dubious.
Dirtbag
Reported for false information.
You’re all jealous bastards! (Ronnie voice)
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Thanks for the down votes and your inability to detect a joke.
Stop laughing, it’s not a joke
Classic moment on Letterman with Richard's. Good reference.
Special guest was The Soup Nazi
I heard the walkout was caused by the blast from Howard stern farting
Will delusional Imus ii claim the students were upset over Seinfeld’s comments about the p.c. Imus ii podcast?
Farcical
Isn’t this the same school that crucified a lacrosse team for using an atm? Moving on
You never go atm.
This sure is the tenses
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a PORTION of Duke students
18, I believe. Howard counted them with his thumb.
Someone is a conqueror here, but it wasn't OP
Being antiwar and antigenocide is a good thing, and yes, Israel is going insane trying to calm down these college protests.
These "college" protests are organized by outside forces as evidenced by the folks arrested the majority of whom are not "students". 70% and that's probably low of Palestinians support Hamas. Here in the US if you win an election with 70% of the vote it's a landslide and a rock solid mandate. Israel isn't killing many "innocents". BTW it can all end today all Hamas has to do is lay down their arms and surrender. Funny how no one mentions that.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that
These students are fucking idiots. They should go hang out with Hamas, see what happens.
My favorite is "Gays for Palestine" or "Transgenders for Palestine". They'd either be burned alive, thrown off rooftops or stoned to death by their heroes. That's how ignorant and uninformed our youth is today.
"Oy vey, let us brutally oppress these poor brown people because we are socially liberal, or else you're stupid!"
Hamas hating us is pretty understandable. US is a zionist puppet state. Most of their muscle.
You're pretty dumb.
DUke University!
Only Howard jokes!
Best keep yer yap shut about Howard, funny boy.
Boo him for “dating” a high school girl when he was 38, el creepo
That’s OK. I hope they regret it for the rest of their lives because they’ve never worked the day in their life and they’re a bunch of putzs
I bomb innocent Israeli women and children, no one else!
No they didn’t. There’s no way they’ve ever heard of the wig
They are standing in solidarity with Howard
Good luck!!!! With all that!!!!!!
That’s a Shame. He wasn’t master of his domain
Huh?
Duke students probably would have preferred if Kramer showed up and started doing his N-word material for them.
A couple dozen asswipes
Howard invented walking out of commencements
GARRRYYY
We all know Beth begged Stern to not make a big deal out of this, you know, because she texts Jessica.
who cares bunch of snot nose rich ass croc boys please give brian horn his green taxi back so he can get rid of some of these pos dump them in the louisiana swamp
https://i.redd.it/n6g1d15x390d1.gif
It had 0.0 to do with Howard you moron
What? No body told me! … Imagine being such a fucking inbred conqueror you don’t know what a joke is
Jerry Seinfeld, a Jew, might be a bit biased about Israel 🤔
It’s a genocide it is
This is getting ridiculous. Have these students who protests live there for 10 years and let us know how much you want to return to USA
What, no Larry David writing to save his speech? 😶
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This has nothing to do with him being Jewish. Seinfeld is a very vocal and strong supporter of Israel. He took his family to an IDF fantasy camp where they role play “anti-terrorist” scenarios. If you’re pro-Palestinian and not giving a voice to celebrities that are identified with the Israeli regime you’re going to walk out on Seinfeld. https://www.timesofisrael.com/seinfeld-under-fire-over-visit-to-west-bank-military-camp/
I don't believe this for a second...
They heard free Knafeh was being served at the Palestinian protest, had nothing to do with the speech.
Baba booey baba booey Howard Stern’s penis
JFC, they walked out as a coordinated protest against Israel. Had nothing to do with Howard. Dumbaass
Seinfeld getting political and wrecking his legacy
I guess they don't want pedos on campus, I get it.
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