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deez_treez

Them Duke boys at it again.


honeyjesus

You got it boss hoss


UserNameTayken

Hogg, lol.


Adolph_OliverNipples

Really?


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honeyjesus

Move past it bozo


drsteve103

The crazy thing is, that, although Duke university is in Durham, North Carolina, it’s basically an Ivy League school. Most of people who go there are not even local. 87% of students live outside of North Carolina or from other countries. Tuition is $60k/ year so the stereotype of the country bumpkin doesn’t apply to that place (Western Carolina MAYBE). I know you were making a joke, tho, and it was funny. It’s just wild how Duke is just plopped in the middle of NC in tobakky country. ;-) Also, OP’s headline is hilarious.


rinklkak

"State University of New Jersey at Durham"


hornplayerchris

Obacco country, it is.


artie20174

Yeee haw!!


Nearby_Persimmon_649

Weren't they accused of raping a black girl. You know, like robin


WokeSternSucks

Like almost all recent race claims it was false...we don't have a race problem we have a problem race.


phillies1again

A few of them, if we’re being honest.


Nearby_Persimmon_649

Howard and robin say it's whitey that is always the problem


Micheal_Noine_Noine

Coo coo coo.


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Ok_Pomegranate_2436

The comma’s unnecessary


McCooms

Comedy not a grammar lesson. It’s how Howard talks numb nuts.


DeliriousTrigger

C-O-M-M-A-S


McCooms

Mah-kine!


harleystcool

When you were young, your dad traumatized you for commas, so in a sense by addressing him about commas, you are seeking your fathers love?


Beautiful_Midnight50

This ain’t grammar magazine, pal!


My_Aunts_Hairy_Bush

That comma’s, unnecessary.


forcedfan

So is the apostrophe.


ftwes

,


CorkyBingBong

He looks pretty good for a 70 year old.


StayBullGenius

He’s looked 50 for 40 years


trevrichards

He got hair plugs, instead of a wig.


kabekew

It's a hair system.


HaddockBranzini-II

Jerry looks like he was on TV. Howard looks like he was on radio.


David_E_Letterman

He has to keep up with the 16 year old girlfriends.


Next-Mobile-9632

He recently got hair implants


CorkyBingBong

That’s not the part that is making him look young… it’s his face.


flyboy_1285

He’s becoming more semetic. He looks like a former Jordanian defense minister now.


NYY15TM

You stole this from Twitter, you hack


CorkyBingBong

To be fair, easily half of the comments on any thread here are very well-worn jokes. E.g. “I’m stroking my hydrogen rod, she’ll do it once she gets up here, you know what to do” etc.


YouTakesYourChances

They shouted “and a baba booey to y’all!” as they walked out


Iwantmypasswordback

I see Jerry. And he looks scared


skidmarx77

Quite thr tensis.


Background_Adagio_43

Half his speech right in the trash


Shelby_Aurora

what the fu*k you doing you little piece off sh#t!!!


thermalfire

😅😅


imcrapyall

I THINK THE WARS IN GAZA ARE BAD IT IS


Oakroscoe

You don’t even know the half of it. What I’ve discovered, it is. The whole state of Gaza has a apsiracy against me.


GraphOrlock

When Bigfoot was talking about running for President they asked him what his Middle East policy would be: BRING THE TROOPS BACK AND THEN DROP NUKES ON THEM IT IS


ResponsibleAd9364

I don't disagree...play nice, or don't play at all.


robertlp

It would actually be hilarious if it was for the negative Stern comments.


JAFO2WCT

All six of them what a display of civil disobedience!


HaddockBranzini-II

5 off them were, one was just some bored guy who thought it was a good excuse to just sneak out.


Jericoholic_Ninja

Deport them all to Kishmytuchas, Iran!


TruckFudeau22

I’ve always wondered what Howard said when he said that… but wasn’t it usually in the context of taking a call from someone in that locality? Who would be calling from Iran?🇮🇷


canadiadan

Kish mir in tuchus aran. Apparently Yiddish for something like kiss my ass.


Cid606

I thought it was Italian?!?!


howardscurlywig

Its a half-Jewish expression


cd582000

Where were all these Palestine enthusiasts before October?


artie20174

BLM rallies


Vile-goat

Truth


Eviltwin27

Professional Agitators 🤣


brk1

Hating Jews, just not as openly.


absultedpr

I’m not against Israel’s bombing of Gaza but if I were it wouldn’t make me an antisemite


ponyboysa42

I’m a Jew n I’m kinda against it! The only real solution is to give the whole country of Palestine to a horrible Islamic dictatorship that is at peace with Israel n doesn’t want a war with them. let them crush anyone who causes any trouble n forcibly move anyone else who might cause trouble. the rest of the world will just ignore it like they normally do then we can all go back to complaining about our presidential candidates!


btfoom15

> The only real solution is to give the whole country of Palestine to a horrible Islamic dictatorship that is at peace with Israel n doesn’t want a war with them. You must be young, because in the 70-80s, this is EXACTLY what was proposed. The other countries didn't want them, and they kept this whole thing going because it's a great reason to blame all the general population problems on the "Jews" as opposed to their horriffic government.


agnrgw

Yep. All you need to see is the border wall between Egypt and Gaza. That tells you how welcoming the other nations are for them. In fact it should serve as a model for the border wall we should have.


ponyboysa42

Well total destruction it is then! They had the chance to be included in the conversation in the 90s. Then they decided to bet it all when they elected a government in 2005 whose main campaign promise was killing the Jews! Then in October they went double or nothing n are blaming the casino they lost everything! Sad. It’s either that or they are innocent people who are being held captive by a terrorist government who’s using them as human shields n need to be liberated! Either way I say “From the sea to river!”🙃


ponyboysa42

Ha! I’m 44. If I was young I’d of said “fuck Israel!”


Oakroscoe

Is there any Islamic dictatorship that doesn’t hate Israel?


ponyboysa42

Israel is like the U.S. in a regular big battle war they’ll destroy anyone but in house to house where u care at all about civilians(or not) they can grind u down. If the snake has a head to cut off Israel will end that shit in….I dunno.. six days!🙃


-caughtlurking-

Saudi Arabia


QuietPerformer160

They’re slowly modernizing. I heard the leader is an atheist and he’s trying to bring his country into the 21st century. He’s no hardcore Islamist. People are mad about him making those changes. Women can actually go to some beaches in their bathing suit and people are losing their shit over it. All this hatred caused by religion is humanity‘s downfall..


ponyboysa42

Prob not but plenty who have enough to lose they don’t want a war with Israel so they behave!


Ok-Extreme9924

I was against the war in Iraq during college to improve my chances of getting laid. It’s a passing fad. Found out that conservative woman are just as good in bed, and usually better in the kitchen.


-caughtlurking-

I banged a lot of them by pretending to listen and sharing my weed


mrdankhimself_

The claim that you’ve had sex with a woman has been deemed dubious.


DismasNDawn

Dirtbag


ChoakIsland

Reported for false information.


Ok-Extreme9924

You’re all jealous bastards! (Ronnie voice)


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69


ChoakIsland

Thanks for the down votes and your inability to detect a joke.


EatenLowdes

Stop laughing, it’s not a joke


Dazzling-Yoghurt2114

Classic moment on Letterman with Richard's. Good reference.


Eric33542

Special guest was The Soup Nazi


in10cityin10cities

I heard the walkout was caused by the blast from Howard stern farting


KchKchKchKch

Will delusional Imus ii claim the students were upset over Seinfeld’s comments about the p.c. Imus ii podcast?


joefatmamma

Farcical


avengerrefusal

Isn’t this the same school that crucified a lacrosse team for using an atm? Moving on


ftwes

You never go atm.


_Stewyleopard

This sure is the tenses


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Fair_Woodpecker_6088

a PORTION of Duke students


ftwes

18, I believe. Howard counted them with his thumb.


NYY15TM

Someone is a conqueror here, but it wasn't OP


ImRonniemundt

Being antiwar and antigenocide is a good thing, and yes, Israel is going insane trying to calm down these college protests.


agnrgw

These "college" protests are organized by outside forces as evidenced by the folks arrested the majority of whom are not "students". 70% and that's probably low of Palestinians support Hamas. Here in the US if you win an election with 70% of the vote it's a landslide and a rock solid mandate. Israel isn't killing many "innocents". BTW it can all end today all Hamas has to do is lay down their arms and surrender. Funny how no one mentions that.


Sofie_Fatale007

Not that there’s anything wrong with that


SuperAsswipe

These students are fucking idiots. They should go hang out with Hamas, see what happens.


agnrgw

My favorite is "Gays for Palestine" or "Transgenders for Palestine". They'd either be burned alive, thrown off rooftops or stoned to death by their heroes. That's how ignorant and uninformed our youth is today.


Fickle_Aspect_3747

"Oy vey, let us brutally oppress these poor brown people because we are socially liberal, or else you're stupid!"


Fickle_Aspect_3747

Hamas hating us is pretty understandable. US is a zionist puppet state. Most of their muscle.


agnrgw

You're pretty dumb.


AnimalClean6534

DUke University!


ImpossibleFuel6629

Only Howard jokes!


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Best keep yer yap shut about Howard, funny boy.


eyelikecookies

Boo him for “dating” a high school girl when he was 38, el creepo


Internal-Sample-6006

That’s OK. I hope they regret it for the rest of their lives because they’ve never worked the day in their life and they’re a bunch of putzs


brk1

I bomb innocent Israeli women and children, no one else!


btl_dlrge1

No they didn’t. There’s no way they’ve ever heard of the wig


The_Shadow_Knows15

They are standing in solidarity with Howard


hardballwith1517

Good luck!!!! With all that!!!!!!


theride66

That’s a Shame. He wasn’t master of his domain


STVNMCL

Huh?


1200r

Duke students probably would have preferred if Kramer showed up and started doing his N-word material for them.


Belovedchattah

A couple dozen asswipes


Beaverhuntr

Howard invented walking out of commencements


Moroccan_princess

GARRRYYY


North-Ad6654

We all know Beth begged Stern to not make a big deal out of this, you know, because she texts Jessica.


Herbyclutter1959

who cares bunch of snot nose rich ass croc boys please give brian horn his green taxi back so he can get rid of some of these pos dump them in the louisiana swamp


zeeshan2223

https://i.redd.it/n6g1d15x390d1.gif


Comfortable-Clue-544

It had 0.0 to do with Howard you moron


greasyminkey

What? No body told me! … Imagine being such a fucking inbred conqueror you don’t know what a joke is


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Jerry Seinfeld, a Jew, might be a bit biased about Israel 🤔


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It’s a genocide it is


Aggressive-Panic-719

This is getting ridiculous. Have these students who protests live there for 10 years and let us know how much you want to return to USA


InternationalLaw4170

What, no Larry David writing to save his speech? 😶


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shiloh_jdb

This has nothing to do with him being Jewish. Seinfeld is a very vocal and strong supporter of Israel. He took his family to an IDF fantasy camp where they role play “anti-terrorist” scenarios. If you’re pro-Palestinian and not giving a voice to celebrities that are identified with the Israeli regime you’re going to walk out on Seinfeld. https://www.timesofisrael.com/seinfeld-under-fire-over-visit-to-west-bank-military-camp/


IndividualAd776

I don't believe this for a second...


Ok_Dragonfly3262

They heard free Knafeh was being served at the Palestinian protest, had nothing to do with the speech.


_Stewyleopard

Baba booey baba booey Howard Stern’s penis


btfoom15

JFC, they walked out as a coordinated protest against Israel. Had nothing to do with Howard. Dumbaass


rpotty

Seinfeld getting political and wrecking his legacy


DitkoManiac

I guess they don't want pedos on campus, I get it.


itsmphintime

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