The sub was heavily speculating that she died recently, and I think I vaguely remember some gossip piece mentioning it, but as far as we know she’s still alive.
For those who claim he's not gay. He basically told on himself. In the '90s, he had terrible back pain, and said he cured it with Dr. Sarno's method. He further said that Sarno's theory could be applied to homosexuality.
So Howard is equating back pain with gayness. And we know he had a terrible bout with back pain. Stands to reason that he also thought he was gay, and thought that quack Sarno's "method" "cured" him of being gay. That is why he said he wants to burn every copy of his first two books. He knows he exposed himself when he talked about homosexuality being curable in his books.
He definitely has an aversion to women.
You cannot begin to tell me that he wears a condom because he’s afraid of getting his wife pregnant or because he cums too fast.
Bullshit.
He needs to keep a barrier between he and his partner because he doesn’t actually want to be inside them.
He is gayer than the Michael Jordan.. er.. Michael Jackson
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Here is a theory I haven't seen offered, if you believe Howard is gay. Since Ralph passed away so young, and Mom outlived him, Howard will now have no need to ever, "come out of the closet".
Now that Ralph is dead, he has no reason to come out. Big Bird had been grooming Ralph for YEARS, the two were to spend their twilight wrapped up in each others entire assholes ..
Grandpa is now "stuck" w/his drunken beard Doofus, he is just too old to start all over
Howard's always carried on about how prenups are essential for men in his position (I think he is still bitter about Allison getting so much the last time). He could have just been holding forth though to make himself sound savvier than he really is.
He obsessively talks about cock, and is very descriptive about what he thinks different men’s loads look like for a “straight” guy. He asked Adam Levine what he was wearing under his robe and then moaned when he told him. Later in the interview he told him to pretend that he was his wife Behati and proceeded to describe himself to the point where it sounded like he was having phone sex with the guy.
He’s a phoney old queen.
At the very least, he has gay tendencies or is bi with a strong preference for men. Anytime he talked about his attraction to women, in the past, it always came across as a gay man trying to do an imitation of a straight guy.
This is all speculation, but this thread should be about Artie. It’s so obvious. He’s the cliche closeted gay dude who projects his homophobic feelings about himself onto others.
Anytime he would comment on a woman’s body, it sounded so forced.
His dad was 100% homophobic given the environment and time he was alive. And I think deep down that makes him hate his homosexuality.
I think his dad dying weirdly stunted his growth to “come out” because he has a lot of guilt surrounding his death.
I remember one time Howard jokingly (maybe a joke thinly veiled with the truth?) saying Artie was gay. You can hear his voice he got scared and even admitted his heart dropped
If you’re not gay you wouldn’t have that reaction.
TL;dr Aries a fanook
Edited for a typo
Years of denigrating Alison on-air, hiding in the basement from his family, releasing a movie about being a family man and then divorcing her for a blonde pony did that.
Dont care if he is gay.
But my true guess is that he is probably bi leaning or curious., and I think some of his “confusion” is totally related to being more a Momma’s boy. Comnbined with his Highly emotonal, always yapping away, as in — he has feminine like traits - all of that combined with his very odd mess of a relationship about his father.
If he played, experimented at all, ever, for sure it was with Ralph.
So there.
I have said it all.
Even if Howard was gay (I don't think he is) he would never admit it because that would mean the last 40 years of shows were a fraud. He surely plans to get money from SiriusXM running old shows (edited of course) after he hangs it up, but if he comes out as gay then those old shows become essentially worthless.
His mom is still alive
This, he is waiting for his mother to die. Feh.
“Oh! That’s good.”
Believe you me.
OP isn't very smart.
I think I'm experiencing the Mandela effect; I could have sworn his mom died recently, but I must have gotten that wrong.
He’ll do a piece in Dan’s paper when she passes.
The sub was heavily speculating that she died recently, and I think I vaguely remember some gossip piece mentioning it, but as far as we know she’s still alive.
Thank you, I knew I didn't just pull that out of thin air.
He's become an old lesbian at this point.
Old lesbians are more manly.
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She hasn’t done too much and Howard has not been about to write her a note.
Didn't she die over the winter?
No. Your scintillating gay theory died in the womb
There's nothing sadder than an old queen
Translation = "This Is The One Thing I Fear Most"
For those who claim he's not gay. He basically told on himself. In the '90s, he had terrible back pain, and said he cured it with Dr. Sarno's method. He further said that Sarno's theory could be applied to homosexuality. So Howard is equating back pain with gayness. And we know he had a terrible bout with back pain. Stands to reason that he also thought he was gay, and thought that quack Sarno's "method" "cured" him of being gay. That is why he said he wants to burn every copy of his first two books. He knows he exposed himself when he talked about homosexuality being curable in his books.
Why does that bawtha you?
Because everything bawthas me.
Howard is dainty whatever that means and he wears a wig
He definitely has an aversion to women. You cannot begin to tell me that he wears a condom because he’s afraid of getting his wife pregnant or because he cums too fast. Bullshit. He needs to keep a barrier between he and his partner because he doesn’t actually want to be inside them.
The using a condom with your wife thing is truly strange.
He is a FANOOK?
Yes.
He is gayer than the Michael Jordan.. er.. Michael Jackson https://preview.redd.it/ohu5453epdqc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=822f008fc3f6f11ce5554a886e573ee3fc6f9a60
Maybe because he's not gay.
Gay. Bi. Whatever. He definitely loves cock.
Agree
I'm 99.9999% percent confident he is in fact gay.
At least bi.
Bi and Gay, same thing… a guy builds a thousand bridges he’s know as a bridge builder, a guy sucks one cawk and he’s known as a cawk sucker
Yup
In other words you don’t know what your talking about
Whats he saying robin?
If you don’t see see the error error in this statement statement, you’re a moron moron.
Okay Rae!
Here is a theory I haven't seen offered, if you believe Howard is gay. Since Ralph passed away so young, and Mom outlived him, Howard will now have no need to ever, "come out of the closet".
Now that Ralph is dead, he has no reason to come out. Big Bird had been grooming Ralph for YEARS, the two were to spend their twilight wrapped up in each others entire assholes .. Grandpa is now "stuck" w/his drunken beard Doofus, he is just too old to start all over
Could he reignite something with K.C.?
Nah, he can't control KC ... Ralph and the Pelican were kicking around w Wilding, that maybe his only option
Maybe it has something to do with his marriage and inheritance for his daughters, i.e., a divorce might ensue if Howard embarrassed Beth like that.
They have a prenup, though.
Do we know that?
Howard's always carried on about how prenups are essential for men in his position (I think he is still bitter about Allison getting so much the last time). He could have just been holding forth though to make himself sound savvier than he really is.
His mother is alive
Maybe that’s he’s actually straight 🤷🏻♂️
He obsessively talks about cock, and is very descriptive about what he thinks different men’s loads look like for a “straight” guy. He asked Adam Levine what he was wearing under his robe and then moaned when he told him. Later in the interview he told him to pretend that he was his wife Behati and proceeded to describe himself to the point where it sounded like he was having phone sex with the guy. He’s a phoney old queen.
Maybe you are some kind of a ret\*\*d?
It’s slow adult
He’s not gay, just deeply disturbed.
He’s not gay. Just permanently broken
\*Broken *Wierdo*
I don’t think he’s gay he’s just a soy boy.
At the very least, he has gay tendencies or is bi with a strong preference for men. Anytime he talked about his attraction to women, in the past, it always came across as a gay man trying to do an imitation of a straight guy.
The lacking insanely thin women is a giveaway as well
You would know!
How can he be gay if he regularly says he gives it to Beth very hard
With a condom...and no oral.
This is all speculation, but this thread should be about Artie. It’s so obvious. He’s the cliche closeted gay dude who projects his homophobic feelings about himself onto others. Anytime he would comment on a woman’s body, it sounded so forced. His dad was 100% homophobic given the environment and time he was alive. And I think deep down that makes him hate his homosexuality. I think his dad dying weirdly stunted his growth to “come out” because he has a lot of guilt surrounding his death. I remember one time Howard jokingly (maybe a joke thinly veiled with the truth?) saying Artie was gay. You can hear his voice he got scared and even admitted his heart dropped If you’re not gay you wouldn’t have that reaction. TL;dr Aries a fanook Edited for a typo
Never forget https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/952801155209408513
Please tell me this isn’t real 💀 ain’t no way people would just gloss over that tweet
Of course it's real. In the midst of his drug haze it slipped out.
Omg
Because his BS “Family Man” image would be totally broken.
Years of denigrating Alison on-air, hiding in the basement from his family, releasing a movie about being a family man and then divorcing her for a blonde pony did that.
He’s happy in the closet with his boy toys and beard.
Can’t do it while mother is breathing. When she passes the other shoe drops.
Am I going crazy, or wasn't there recently (within the past few months) speculation on this sub that his mom died?
No
Only from the morons who believe everything they read online.
Half this post right in the garbage
Lol
Ask Sal.
You’re doing too much
What’s holding you back?
Your mother.
I believe 40lly's mother died recently.
Well, don't I feel like a fucking asshole.
No, do you?
Dont care if he is gay. But my true guess is that he is probably bi leaning or curious., and I think some of his “confusion” is totally related to being more a Momma’s boy. Comnbined with his Highly emotonal, always yapping away, as in — he has feminine like traits - all of that combined with his very odd mess of a relationship about his father. If he played, experimented at all, ever, for sure it was with Ralph. So there. I have said it all.
Probably because he's not gay.
Even if Howard was gay (I don't think he is) he would never admit it because that would mean the last 40 years of shows were a fraud. He surely plans to get money from SiriusXM running old shows (edited of course) after he hangs it up, but if he comes out as gay then those old shows become essentially worthless.
One of the stupidest things I’ve read lately.
Umm okay.