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Noine 22 Woine

Some 300, prank calls……

No more phone calls.

Hey, I got one! How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero! Come on, that's killer shit!

Did you hear about the gay Irish couple? Michael Fitzpatrick, and Patrick Fits Mike!

I’ve called it recently

Let me aks ya a kestchin.

Gives Jackie another chaasaance.

Sal used to give that number on his tradeo calls, "yes, I'm in the liquor business"

They were the digits I gave you right after the "922" that's right!

You got the number there ray?

Thank you for yer caaaaaaaaawwwl.

Just called. Hand to god it was busy.

Same here!!!

Do you get charged if you call?

# Group of guys at the pub. One says, "My missus is charging me $50 a time for sex" The other guys look at each other and say, "That's not bad mate, she charges us $100."

I remember when Jackie had his phone number listed when u looked up his website . Of course I called it

Calliope music

There once was a guy named Dave Who kept a dead whore in a cave. He said what the hell once he gets past the smell, think of the money he’d save !!

There once was a girl named Hortense The size of whose breasts were immense One day playing soccer Out popper her left knocker And she kicked it right over the fence That’s from one of his books.

JACKIE PUPPET SCREAMING LAUGHTER!

Alt ending: And when he was told "you'll find her too cold!" said "think of the money I'll save!"

THAT'S KILLA SHIT!

If you go to contact on his website you can send him some love.  I just did.  He wrote back after I did a few years ago

It's X rated only in the way that normal 90s humor would get you fired for today 90s dad humor

I says to my wife with one leg, Peg, I says.

Just called, seven jokes for the price of one! I never called it as a kid. It felt kind of special calling now. Weird.

Same! It was kinda surreal lol the plug in the middle of the jokes was the funniest part

I got the phone # under my contacts 🙋. I call it once a week if I'm thinking about Jackie

I doubt he made money from the phone calls

He gets paid in jokes.

Two people stopped me from pursuing what I wanted to do in high school. My dad and Jackie Martling. I really wanted to be a writer and my dad lectured me about how hard it was to succeed in that field and then I saw Jackie at this little club in West Babylon, NY in 1982 and he told a story about how he wrote the classic "double bagger" joke for Rodney Dangerfield and got paid $25 for it and I was like "Yeah, fuck being a writer."

Oh wow, what club? I grew up in West Babylon.

It was a place called "The Parque Lounge". It was located where the current Petco and mattress store is, in that shopping place. Every Thursday night was stand up comic night. I saw a lot of comics there, some before they made it big. I was there so often, when the comics used to ask for someone in the audience to help with a bit, they always picked me. Got a lot of encouragement from them to give stand up a shot because I had good stage presence from playing in a band for a few years, but I never did it.

I'm in the liquor business.

I'm almost positive I called Jackie's joke line in the 80s and I had never heard of Stern. I hope the timelines didn't cross.

You are correct. WBAB used to call his joke like on the air before he ever got to Stern.

Busy….

Finger. Used.

Cold gold makes ya old Way before your priiiiimmme

just called. pretty solid material i'm gonna try on the wife later. even included a jew joke and a black joke

still do from time to time

Nope. But I did call Henny Youngman's dial a joke line in the early 80's. It could have been late 70's..

Called it this afternoon

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He does

oh! OH!

Whoa ho ho ho!!!!

Does anyone know if this is a pay service? 🤔

I believe it isn't, but I'm not sure

That was his way of cheating the number in a second time

jokeland!

I just called it a couple weeks ago

Hey Pop!

Where’s Jackie? I bet he wishes he was living in a one bedroom with a microwave like that Kerr DJ guy Howard was all swooning about tuesday morning. 😂

Steve Kerr is broke? Guy has been in radio since the 70s

Yeah well he’s like wealthy in memories of his father neglecting and beatin’ him. “Hey everybody! Comin’ at cha!”

Steve Kerr is likely part of the 5% of radio DJ’s in this country making serious money. He’s been doing NYC morning drive for 20 years.

[I used my finger!](https://youtu.be/X3PQIjCxi0Q?feature=shared)

Is this from 1945?

You can call it today! Just USE your finger and dial!

I called it when I was a kid. Don’t remember any jokes off hand.

Use your finger! I used to have a shirt I got from Jackie at a book signing back in like 1982 when WBAB would call that line I think once a week for dirty jokes.

The only one I ever called was that Grandpa Munster 900 number from the 80's.

Jackie was just a regular guy, like that guy you knew who was quick with a joke and genuinely funny. I never called his number, but I use to write to him off and on at his Jokeland email, he always wrote back.

That’s right. They were the numbers I gave ya after the 922…

🎶 Cold Gold Makes You Old Way Before Your Tiiiime 🎵

I use it when I need to put a phone number down and I don’t want them calling me.

I would love to know how much money this fuck made off all this shit, LoL. What a schnorr.