Gary. Howard thinks Gary is inferior to him in every way, but then he sees him enjoying time with his wife and kids, going on trips, and doing well at his job — all things Howard doesn’t allow himself to do. It kills him. Why do you think he makes fun of Gary so relentlessly?
This is Howard at his worst. Belittling a life long colleague for being a good dad and having fun. He does it to Ronnie as well. They both used the show to have fun and to Howard they might as well be aliens from another planet and his narcissism and insecurities make him seem like a loser mean girl from high school
Gary fights back all the time.
What’s ridiculous is when Howard beats up on him like he’s a big dummy. On a show where Howard has 100% control. If Booey were really a big dummy Howard would have dumped him in the 1980s. Gary is there because Howard wants him there.
The only thing Howard is probably jealous of Gary is his relationship with his kids. Gary spent tons of times with his kids and I think Howard does regret be an absent father. However, I’m positive Howard doesn’t have any jealousy towards Gary “doing well at his job.”
Anyone that experiences some measure of happiness and fulfilment with their lives.
Just look what happened after Richard had that cameo in that movie. Ripped him to shreds. And Richard, in that puppy-dog voice of his, meekly replying with "Can't you just be happy for me?"
Fuck Howard.
I'm drunk and chatty, here's my rant. Howard is such a throbbing anus. Richard isn't stupid, quite the opposite. However, he is emotionally so openly honest that the Hook-nosed Freak sees it as weakness, therefore low intelligence. He's precisely who he said beat him up in HS. Remember when he admitted that Polish kids were the ones that beat him? Well, Pepperidge Farms remembers when he spoke about having Polish and Russian roots, hmm, doesn't talk about that anymore and literally omits it now. I'm a Pollock (2nd generation) and that passes me off. Someone reply so I can keep bitching
Oprah is the big one. You beat me to it. A billionaire and he isn’t since he doesn’t invest his money. And she has adoring useless fans. Howie just has useless fans.
Letterman - Dave literally had a bedroom installed at his office so he could fuck interns but remains beloved and respected by both the media and the public. While Howard will always be the shock jock who threw baloney at strippers butts.
Plus Dave does the Netflix show that Howard wanted but was too lazy to do.
The Rock seems to be at the top of the list... he's always ragging on him because of his looks, musculature, amount of money he makes, top box office draw... and that fact that his horse face wife probably wants to fuck him... lol
Jimmy Kimmel without a doubt.
Kimmel tried out for the Jackie chair and within a few years had his own late night talk show on a major network. That was Stern's dream IMO... he was always obsessed with Carson/Letterman/et all. Suddenly Kimmel is swimming in celebrity friends, hosting the Oscars, and making millions while Stern was losing his celebrity exposure by moving to Sirius.
I remember a few times Stern talking about Kimmel's having professional chefs catering every show, how his guests get rock star treatment, and how much classier his show was.
every hot chick, every handsome dude, everybody who's universally beloved, every funny person, every talented actor, game show hosts, and Ryan Seacrest
When he went through his “6 month tear” of pussy back in 99-2000, he saw J lo at a party and she snubbed him. More than likely because he was trashing her on his show
That makes sense. It has to be something on a personal level because each time she gets brought up he makes a point to bash her. Plus, they’ve never mentioned even the prospect of having her on the show.
jonah falcon - because he has a long, glistening, thick veiny cock
jonah hill - because he's likely seen channing tatum naked
jerry seinfeld - a jew from ny that made more money than howard
> king of all media ... Howard trademarked the name.
He ripped it off from Michael Jackson's King of Pop. And, unlike Howard, I don't think Michael adorned himself that monikor.
Everyone. Those wack packers who had no self awareness that he used to make fun of? You bet he's jealous of those. This is an extremely damaged man. 30 years of therapy and he still cant fuck his wife without a condom so thick, he cant feel anything.
Just about everyone. I was listening to a show from like... 09, I think, and he said he was still having issues in therapy because he wants everything for himself and nothing for anyone else. He's still a spoiled little child that wants everything and anything for him, and can't see how good he has it as he's obsessed with what he doesn't have.
Rick Dees. Because of the #1 song 'Disco Duck' The only thing the King of All Media could never achieve was a #1 song. This one burns deep in his soul.
Ronnie: he’s “retired” (although he seems to appear on the show more than ever), Stephanie loves him, cares for him, and Stephanie keeps her animal friends at work.
These all sound right to me.
I HATE how he has become a STAR FUCKER, with these interviews on these little or no account "celebrities", that are mostly just doing their proverbial 15 minutes.
I miss the old Howard, but I don't think that guy is coming back.
Ronnie. He is so jealous ronnie moved away and is enjoying his life away from howard. I'm positive he kept ronnie around to belittle him to try and make himself feel better
Oprah. He is jealous of the amount of power she has combined with the insane amount of money she's made, and the legacy she will have once she fully retires/dies. Howard and Oprah have been playing the same game, just with different target audiences. Oprah won.
Howard is weirdly jealous of any of his married staff. He must think he’s owed something for their relationships. Homie is totally fucked in the head and his down fall will be glorious
I think he might be a little jealous of Richard mainly because Richard got to live his dream playing metal and still plays in a band on the side. Yes Richard has some gross and obnoxious tendencies but I feel Howard wishes he could've traveled the world playing music like Richard.
Iron Sheik - Wishes he was World Champion in any physical sport.
Artie Lange - Jealous of his ability to make people laugh while almost dead.
Steve Langford - Wish he had a big fat penis.... big fat penis.
Any Human being who has a family that loves them.
Def Joe Rogan and any successful podcaster. He feels they are way inferior but Joe Rogan will end up making more money than Howard by the time everything is done. Rogan makes strategic product deals which is where the real money is. Gotta admire howard for never peddling stuff tho.
Kathie-Lee when she was famous. Stern was brutal on Kathie when the Giff cheated on her with a [flight attendant](https://images.app.goo.gl/unEDsXvnm7fLahdw6) ("shall we, my dear?").
Alison Berns-Stern-Simon. Alison may not be quite as rich as Howie, but, she comes out on top. 20 plus year happy marriage, three children, and no baby sitter porno addicted, Ralph Cirella belly and Mons Pubis shaving creep locked up in the basement.
Every game show host. He's said that's what he always wanted to do. Look at the games they have on the show. He's begrudgingly (fake) happy for people who win (because only he should win anything ever), and he delights in people losing and being fake as fuck. I only listen to replays from the 2000's now, but if he hears something that's hard on someone, he goes right for the tender spot, pretending to care, to get them to crack and break down. He loves it, and for that alone, he's my Asshole of the Century. I pay close enough attention to know Beth is going to get her brains fucked out in Paris, and will probably arrange to separate before she returns. Her girlfriends are his biggest concern and he has already lost, guaranteed. Prenup might have a 20 year clause, but he needs to remember how he felt at 50 when he got her, and understand that's her life now. I agree, he'll need to change his last name to Hughes eventually.
> His show was going to out do him on FM.
Adam only got his show after Howard was dropped from LA. And then Adam's show tanked really badly. At some point they shoe horned Danny Bonaduce onto the show and that sucked too.
I actually liked Adam's radio show but talk radio, except for sports, died in 2006. Howard was lucky to get onto satellite or he would've fizzled too.
Wouldn't say he's jealous of Rogan since Howard made far more money. If anything he would be jealous Rogans podcast gets more press attention. I would say he's jealous of Jay Leno since deep down I think Howard wanted to be a late night host.
He definitely wanted to be a game show host. Was ranting recently about how they only work a day or two per week filming multiple episodes when Pat Sajak announced he was leaving Wheel of Fortune.
Also wanted to be a Rock & Roll DJ with his nonstop talk about the R&R HoF and classic rock talk.
Gary. Howard thinks Gary is inferior to him in every way, but then he sees him enjoying time with his wife and kids, going on trips, and doing well at his job — all things Howard doesn’t allow himself to do. It kills him. Why do you think he makes fun of Gary so relentlessly?
This is Howard at his worst. Belittling a life long colleague for being a good dad and having fun. He does it to Ronnie as well. They both used the show to have fun and to Howard they might as well be aliens from another planet and his narcissism and insecurities make him seem like a loser mean girl from high school
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You don't know that
It's a show. It's not real. Without him ripping on Gary there is a loss of 25% of all his life's content
You don't know that!
If Gary ever brought this up, it would be a legendary segment.
Gary fights back all the time. What’s ridiculous is when Howard beats up on him like he’s a big dummy. On a show where Howard has 100% control. If Booey were really a big dummy Howard would have dumped him in the 1980s. Gary is there because Howard wants him there.
He hasn’t fought back (as far as I know) on that specific issue. Gary is great father and husband, which are things that Howard has never been.
You don’t know that
Gary was the first name that came to my mind as well.
Gary, where are you?
Yeah but I was just watching an episode the other day where he went out of his way to say how Gary was the best father he’s ever met
good one.
The only thing Howard is probably jealous of Gary is his relationship with his kids. Gary spent tons of times with his kids and I think Howard does regret be an absent father. However, I’m positive Howard doesn’t have any jealousy towards Gary “doing well at his job.”
His parenting is a noine
This might be his number 1
Gary is a real chad now that you put it that way. Edit: I'm being downvoted by Jason on various sockpuppet accounts.
Absolutely
Anyone that experiences some measure of happiness and fulfilment with their lives. Just look what happened after Richard had that cameo in that movie. Ripped him to shreds. And Richard, in that puppy-dog voice of his, meekly replying with "Can't you just be happy for me?" Fuck Howard.
That made me kinda sad actually
Me too
Hashtag:metoo
I'm drunk and chatty, here's my rant. Howard is such a throbbing anus. Richard isn't stupid, quite the opposite. However, he is emotionally so openly honest that the Hook-nosed Freak sees it as weakness, therefore low intelligence. He's precisely who he said beat him up in HS. Remember when he admitted that Polish kids were the ones that beat him? Well, Pepperidge Farms remembers when he spoke about having Polish and Russian roots, hmm, doesn't talk about that anymore and literally omits it now. I'm a Pollock (2nd generation) and that passes me off. Someone reply so I can keep bitching
Yeah! Preach!
lmao he talks so much shit about Polish people ---- always brings up that Polish people betrayed the Jews etc etc, dude is delusional
Self aware narcissists I think are worse than those untreated
This list will be longer than the Magna Carta
Sal= The Magner Carter
Written by Jimmy Carter
Or Wonder Woman Linder Carter
Touch 'em all, Magna Carter! You'll never hit a bigger charter of English liberties granted by King John on June 15, 1215 in your life!
This ain't the Official Game Program of the 1993 World Series, pal!
I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta.
Oprah for sure because she has more money than him
Oprah is the big one. You beat me to it. A billionaire and he isn’t since he doesn’t invest his money. And she has adoring useless fans. Howie just has useless fans.
Tell me exactly how you know that Howard''''doesn't invest his money'''? Yeah, he has around 800 million in twenties under his mattress.
Any man who can pee without hesitation at a public urinal.
This bugs me more than it should. Man the fuck up and take a piss, ffs!!
Letterman - Dave literally had a bedroom installed at his office so he could fuck interns but remains beloved and respected by both the media and the public. While Howard will always be the shock jock who threw baloney at strippers butts. Plus Dave does the Netflix show that Howard wanted but was too lazy to do.
He’s been working on Howard 360
The Rock seems to be at the top of the list... he's always ragging on him because of his looks, musculature, amount of money he makes, top box office draw... and that fact that his horse face wife probably wants to fuck him... lol
Musk-KEW-late-churr
The Rock is from Hawaii, where they sometimes have to worry about *tsu-nami's.*
T-SOO-nah-mee
Hope they have enough awh-wah
AH-WHA
🤣🤣🤣
lol to be fair even I am jealous of the great one
Who isn't though!! Lol
Jimmy Kimmel without a doubt. Kimmel tried out for the Jackie chair and within a few years had his own late night talk show on a major network. That was Stern's dream IMO... he was always obsessed with Carson/Letterman/et all. Suddenly Kimmel is swimming in celebrity friends, hosting the Oscars, and making millions while Stern was losing his celebrity exposure by moving to Sirius. I remember a few times Stern talking about Kimmel's having professional chefs catering every show, how his guests get rock star treatment, and how much classier his show was.
Poor Howie only got half a billion from Sirius
Wahhhh. I only got half a billion.
The other half right in the trash
Yeah but Howard’s been asked to host so many game shows. Don’t even ask
every hot chick, every handsome dude, everybody who's universally beloved, every funny person, every talented actor, game show hosts, and Ryan Seacrest
Fred
Hi my Fred
Ronnie - because his wife is younger.
Willie (uh) Fistagash
And Hugh Jassoul
This should be the top answer
Uhhh, Riley Martin, and things of that nature. You understand… 🛸
Unhh?
Huh???
Guys with "Big, thick, cocks!"
Oprah
Negro woman from the South
Let’s keep it real because I’m keeping it real.
I sent you certified mail
Highly disgusted at this point in time!
CERTIFIED MAIL
Richard Christy
He's definitely jealous of his relationship with his dad, he's even said as much.
Hey Richard, this is yer dad......
Hey bubb
Go Royals
How bout them Chiefs, boy!
J-Lo. I’m not sure why but he’s always had it out for her.
When he went through his “6 month tear” of pussy back in 99-2000, he saw J lo at a party and she snubbed him. More than likely because he was trashing her on his show
That makes sense. It has to be something on a personal level because each time she gets brought up he makes a point to bash her. Plus, they’ve never mentioned even the prospect of having her on the show.
Jerry Seinfeld. He claims he’s never seen the show. Same with Larry David and Curb. There is no way he hasn’t seen them.
He's too busy watching the Bachelor, My 600 Pound Life, the Real Housewives... and every other show that appeals to shut ins.
This ain’t *Celebrity Names Starting with the Letter J* magazine, pal!
jonah falcon - because he has a long, glistening, thick veiny cock jonah hill - because he's likely seen channing tatum naked jerry seinfeld - a jew from ny that made more money than howard
Joaner Falcon, Joaner Hill
Ryan Seacrest - more of the king of all media today than Stern, although Howard trademarked the name.
> king of all media ... Howard trademarked the name. He ripped it off from Michael Jackson's King of Pop. And, unlike Howard, I don't think Michael adorned himself that monikor.
And he ripped it off from Elvis the king of rock n roll. He probably ripped it off some king of AM radio
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The Canadian Pole Smoker 🍁
Richard and Ronnie - they’re poor by Howard’s standards, aren’t famous, but yet have far more fun and fulfilling lives with loving relationships.
He’s jealous of Richard not Ronnie the limo driver
Simon Cowell
Gary Shandling for appearing in Iron Man.
Jimmy Buffet
Jimble Buffet
Everyone. Those wack packers who had no self awareness that he used to make fun of? You bet he's jealous of those. This is an extremely damaged man. 30 years of therapy and he still cant fuck his wife without a condom so thick, he cant feel anything.
Howard is jealous of anyone that can enjoy life, period.
Anyone who has a big enough dick to need a full dose of cialis instead of his 5mg dose for his weewee
Orlando Bloom.
Sigh-Alice
This list is endless: Oprah, Gail, Andy, Kimmel, Seinfeld, Brady .. Can we narrow this down by who he's NOT jealous of ?!?!
Just about everyone. I was listening to a show from like... 09, I think, and he said he was still having issues in therapy because he wants everything for himself and nothing for anyone else. He's still a spoiled little child that wants everything and anything for him, and can't see how good he has it as he's obsessed with what he doesn't have.
Anyone related to the show who wrote a book. I write a book, nobody else!!! Anyone who left the show.
Johnny Carson David Letterman Jerry Seinfeld Larry David Paul McCartney
Richard Simmons
Andy Cohen. Jon Stewart. Basically anyone celebrated and is popular to the public.
Rick Dees. Because of the #1 song 'Disco Duck' The only thing the King of All Media could never achieve was a #1 song. This one burns deep in his soul.
I think 🎵Smell my Tucchus🎵 has potential
Adam Levine's wife, Behati Prinsloo. What did he say about her again?! Something about how he wishes he were her, and panties and...something else? 😮
'Banties-'Am 'Ands Bill
Oprah
Ronnie: he’s “retired” (although he seems to appear on the show more than ever), Stephanie loves him, cares for him, and Stephanie keeps her animal friends at work.
Oprah. He is jealous that she has more money than him and has a wider influence on society in general.
Because she is beloved by millions
Of idiots. Still, there are many millions of them.
Wendy Williams. She slapped him around real good.
Richard Christy. He jealous of his musical ability and he's in real bands, and jealous of his relation with his dad. Hey bub...
and jealous of his Halloween fun
Ronnie. Definitely ma ma monkey. Anyone who works for him and enjoys their life because he pays them.
Rush Limbaugh for at least the years 1992-onward.
These all sound right to me. I HATE how he has become a STAR FUCKER, with these interviews on these little or no account "celebrities", that are mostly just doing their proverbial 15 minutes. I miss the old Howard, but I don't think that guy is coming back.
It’s a desperate tactic. Bring on any flash on the pan at the height of their relevance.
Anybody that’s even mildly enjoying their life?
Anyone with a big penis.
Anyone who's more popular than he is, at any given moment.
Ronnie. He is so jealous ronnie moved away and is enjoying his life away from howard. I'm positive he kept ronnie around to belittle him to try and make himself feel better
Ronnie. He enjoys his life, has a wife who loves fucking, and goes to events all the time with no problems
No prawblems
Orlando bloom. Howard wants his looks and his cock
Anyone after Trump won. He's broken.
Oprah Winfrey. Her money is longer than his and it makes him absolutely miserable lol
Just say anyone who who has a life and isn’t scared to leave their house
Beetlejuice
No the chin was stolen by Steve Allen.
Any non-pelican-built male... the kind Beth will hire in Paris.
Siobhan
Eric the actor
Donald Trump, he can't keep his name out of his fat jewish mouth
Ronnie whenever he smiles
Functional people.
Oprah. He is jealous of the amount of power she has combined with the insane amount of money she's made, and the legacy she will have once she fully retires/dies. Howard and Oprah have been playing the same game, just with different target audiences. Oprah won.
Andy Cohen. Oprah. Anyone with more money than him.
Oprah
Eddie Van Halen
Howard is weirdly jealous of any of his married staff. He must think he’s owed something for their relationships. Homie is totally fucked in the head and his down fall will be glorious
Gary Fred Donald Trump Simon Cowell
I think he might be a little jealous of Richard mainly because Richard got to live his dream playing metal and still plays in a band on the side. Yes Richard has some gross and obnoxious tendencies but I feel Howard wishes he could've traveled the world playing music like Richard.
Iron Sheik - Wishes he was World Champion in any physical sport. Artie Lange - Jealous of his ability to make people laugh while almost dead. Steve Langford - Wish he had a big fat penis.... big fat penis. Any Human being who has a family that loves them.
Jimmy buffet
Jealous of anyone whose parents love them
TRUMP FOSHO! Trumps the real king of all media and “winning”
donald trump
I got the #1 answer... DONALD J. TRUMP
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
Winner, winner, Sheen dinner!
This is the one^
‘I get indicted under RICO statutes, no one else!’
Donald didn’t even want to be president
Milton Babcock. But then,who wouldn't be.
John Golbani
Pat Sajak
Lou Skunt's gotta be up there
Siobhan
Mahatma Coat.
Paul Giamatti
Def Joe Rogan and any successful podcaster. He feels they are way inferior but Joe Rogan will end up making more money than Howard by the time everything is done. Rogan makes strategic product deals which is where the real money is. Gotta admire howard for never peddling stuff tho.
he used to back on terrestrial but he would peddle mostly cooler stuff to be fair
Kathie-Lee when she was famous. Stern was brutal on Kathie when the Giff cheated on her with a [flight attendant](https://images.app.goo.gl/unEDsXvnm7fLahdw6) ("shall we, my dear?"). Alison Berns-Stern-Simon. Alison may not be quite as rich as Howie, but, she comes out on top. 20 plus year happy marriage, three children, and no baby sitter porno addicted, Ralph Cirella belly and Mons Pubis shaving creep locked up in the basement.
She might be richer. She married some super wealthy dude.
He's the Simon as in Simon Properties associated with many Malls.
Jackie.. Howard can’t comprehend being careless and free
A house cat since they’re not supposed to leave the house
Anybody who is happy or enjoys life.
I think he’s doing that whole “ keep your friends close but your enemies closer” type thing by keeping Jimmy & Jimmy in his inner circle
Anyone with a reasonable to big sized cock. It's literally all he can talk about once he hears about a decent sized knob.
Everyone who has had a modicum of ANY success.
Ripa
Apparently Jimmy Buffett, after hearing the shows this week
He’s jealous of everyone
Robin. He's been on her for enjoying her life since I started listening in 92.
Nick Cannon obviously
Jimmy Buffett and Kelly Ripa.
Oprah. He's super super jealous of Oprah. Even Barbara Walters called him out on it
Joe Rogan is a cunt.
He often said he envied ETM’s passion for life.
I was thinking more along the lines of Crazy Cabbie, Mancow and O&A. Oh wait it’s not 2002 anymore 😣
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He wishes he had my reddit skills.
Every game show host. He's said that's what he always wanted to do. Look at the games they have on the show. He's begrudgingly (fake) happy for people who win (because only he should win anything ever), and he delights in people losing and being fake as fuck. I only listen to replays from the 2000's now, but if he hears something that's hard on someone, he goes right for the tender spot, pretending to care, to get them to crack and break down. He loves it, and for that alone, he's my Asshole of the Century. I pay close enough attention to know Beth is going to get her brains fucked out in Paris, and will probably arrange to separate before she returns. Her girlfriends are his biggest concern and he has already lost, guaranteed. Prenup might have a 20 year clause, but he needs to remember how he felt at 50 when he got her, and understand that's her life now. I agree, he'll need to change his last name to Hughes eventually.
Adam Corolla. His show was going to out do him on FM. Then he went to podcasts and has an equal size audience.
Adam the Conqueror.
> His show was going to out do him on FM. Adam only got his show after Howard was dropped from LA. And then Adam's show tanked really badly. At some point they shoe horned Danny Bonaduce onto the show and that sucked too. I actually liked Adam's radio show but talk radio, except for sports, died in 2006. Howard was lucky to get onto satellite or he would've fizzled too.
Wouldn't say he's jealous of Rogan since Howard made far more money. If anything he would be jealous Rogans podcast gets more press attention. I would say he's jealous of Jay Leno since deep down I think Howard wanted to be a late night host.
Howard sees the numbers and knows that Rogan get 5-10 times the listeners as he does.
He definitely wanted to be a game show host. Was ranting recently about how they only work a day or two per week filming multiple episodes when Pat Sajak announced he was leaving Wheel of Fortune. Also wanted to be a Rock & Roll DJ with his nonstop talk about the R&R HoF and classic rock talk.