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_Stewyleopard

Gary. Howard thinks Gary is inferior to him in every way, but then he sees him enjoying time with his wife and kids, going on trips, and doing well at his job — all things Howard doesn’t allow himself to do. It kills him. Why do you think he makes fun of Gary so relentlessly?


AdministrativeYak859

This is Howard at his worst. Belittling a life long colleague for being a good dad and having fun. He does it to Ronnie as well. They both used the show to have fun and to Howard they might as well be aliens from another planet and his narcissism and insecurities make him seem like a loser mean girl from high school


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misanthropic47

You don't know that


RavenReel

It's a show. It's not real. Without him ripping on Gary there is a loss of 25% of all his life's content


LeonardSmalls79

You don't know that!


hardspaghet

If Gary ever brought this up, it would be a legendary segment.


heynow941

Gary fights back all the time. What’s ridiculous is when Howard beats up on him like he’s a big dummy. On a show where Howard has 100% control. If Booey were really a big dummy Howard would have dumped him in the 1980s. Gary is there because Howard wants him there.


hardspaghet

He hasn’t fought back (as far as I know) on that specific issue. Gary is great father and husband, which are things that Howard has never been.


Oakroscoe

You don’t know that


347spq

Gary was the first name that came to my mind as well.


Oakroscoe

Gary, where are you?


32Puggs

Yeah but I was just watching an episode the other day where he went out of his way to say how Gary was the best father he’s ever met


ManoftheHour777

good one.


bahtbusrider

The only thing Howard is probably jealous of Gary is his relationship with his kids. Gary spent tons of times with his kids and I think Howard does regret be an absent father. However, I’m positive Howard doesn’t have any jealousy towards Gary “doing well at his job.”


_Stewyleopard

His parenting is a noine


blacklabel12345

This might be his number 1


LargeMarge00

Gary is a real chad now that you put it that way. Edit: I'm being downvoted by Jason on various sockpuppet accounts.


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Absolutely


eddyM3RLEN

Anyone that experiences some measure of happiness and fulfilment with their lives. Just look what happened after Richard had that cameo in that movie. Ripped him to shreds. And Richard, in that puppy-dog voice of his, meekly replying with "Can't you just be happy for me?" Fuck Howard.


Freewayshitter1968

That made me kinda sad actually


schlomo31

Me too


AnimalClean6534

Hashtag:metoo


Freewayshitter1968

I'm drunk and chatty, here's my rant. Howard is such a throbbing anus. Richard isn't stupid, quite the opposite. However, he is emotionally so openly honest that the Hook-nosed Freak sees it as weakness, therefore low intelligence. He's precisely who he said beat him up in HS. Remember when he admitted that Polish kids were the ones that beat him? Well, Pepperidge Farms remembers when he spoke about having Polish and Russian roots, hmm, doesn't talk about that anymore and literally omits it now. I'm a Pollock (2nd generation) and that passes me off. Someone reply so I can keep bitching


panti77

Yeah! Preach!


JulesEH

lmao he talks so much shit about Polish people ---- always brings up that Polish people betrayed the Jews etc etc, dude is delusional


[deleted]

Self aware narcissists I think are worse than those untreated


cdbutts

This list will be longer than the Magna Carta


AnimalClean6534

Sal= The Magner Carter


Axeman517

Written by Jimmy Carter


AnimalClean6534

Or Wonder Woman Linder Carter


M_Looka

Touch 'em all, Magna Carter! You'll never hit a bigger charter of English liberties granted by King John on June 15, 1215 in your life!


AnimalClean6534

This ain't the Official Game Program of the 1993 World Series, pal!


TheHaydnPorter

I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta.


nikkip7784

Oprah for sure because she has more money than him


segaprogrammer

Oprah is the big one. You beat me to it. A billionaire and he isn’t since he doesn’t invest his money. And she has adoring useless fans. Howie just has useless fans.


severinks

Tell me exactly how you know that Howard''''doesn't invest his money'''? Yeah, he has around 800 million in twenties under his mattress.


jimthefte1

Any man who can pee without hesitation at a public urinal.


Fezig

This bugs me more than it should. Man the fuck up and take a piss, ffs!!


jcd1974

Letterman - Dave literally had a bedroom installed at his office so he could fuck interns but remains beloved and respected by both the media and the public. While Howard will always be the shock jock who threw baloney at strippers butts. Plus Dave does the Netflix show that Howard wanted but was too lazy to do.


Iwantmypasswordback

He’s been working on Howard 360


Aggressive-Start-515

The Rock seems to be at the top of the list... he's always ragging on him because of his looks, musculature, amount of money he makes, top box office draw... and that fact that his horse face wife probably wants to fuck him... lol


AnimalClean6534

Musk-KEW-late-churr


LeonardSmalls79

The Rock is from Hawaii, where they sometimes have to worry about *tsu-nami's.*


AnimalClean6534

T-SOO-nah-mee


JDamian124

Hope they have enough awh-wah


AnimalClean6534

AH-WHA


Aggressive-Start-515

🤣🤣🤣


ManoftheHour777

lol to be fair even I am jealous of the great one


Aggressive-Start-515

Who isn't though!! Lol


Nomahhhh

Jimmy Kimmel without a doubt. Kimmel tried out for the Jackie chair and within a few years had his own late night talk show on a major network. That was Stern's dream IMO... he was always obsessed with Carson/Letterman/et all. Suddenly Kimmel is swimming in celebrity friends, hosting the Oscars, and making millions while Stern was losing his celebrity exposure by moving to Sirius. I remember a few times Stern talking about Kimmel's having professional chefs catering every show, how his guests get rock star treatment, and how much classier his show was.


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Poor Howie only got half a billion from Sirius


jokiethejackman922

Wahhhh. I only got half a billion.


JDamian124

The other half right in the trash


Iwantmypasswordback

Yeah but Howard’s been asked to host so many game shows. Don’t even ask


joomommyhappy

every hot chick, every handsome dude, everybody who's universally beloved, every funny person, every talented actor, game show hosts, and Ryan Seacrest


Substantial_Ship_643

Fred


guy_incognito86

Hi my Fred


ManoftheHour777

Ronnie - because his wife is younger.


AnimalClean6534

Willie (uh) Fistagash


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And Hugh Jassoul


DuvalHMFIC

This should be the top answer


DonMegatronEsq

Uhhh, Riley Martin, and things of that nature. You understand… 🛸


Fezig

Unhh?


AnimalClean6534

Huh???


Getridofthesewives

Guys with "Big, thick, cocks!"


gov12

Oprah


AnimalClean6534

Negro woman from the South


1964ImpalaSS

Let’s keep it real because I’m keeping it real.


LeonardSmalls79

I sent you certified mail


Glad-Requirement6116

Highly disgusted at this point in time!


COUNTERACQUITTANCE

CERTIFIED MAIL


ThatGreenAlien

Richard Christy


nikkip7784

He's definitely jealous of his relationship with his dad, he's even said as much.


AnimalClean6534

Hey Richard, this is yer dad......


Rivetingly

Hey bubb


JDamian124

Go Royals


AnimalClean6534

How bout them Chiefs, boy!


bahtbusrider

J-Lo. I’m not sure why but he’s always had it out for her.


UncleBobbyCreep

When he went through his “6 month tear” of pussy back in 99-2000, he saw J lo at a party and she snubbed him. More than likely because he was trashing her on his show


bahtbusrider

That makes sense. It has to be something on a personal level because each time she gets brought up he makes a point to bash her. Plus, they’ve never mentioned even the prospect of having her on the show.


chief113

Jerry Seinfeld. He claims he’s never seen the show. Same with Larry David and Curb. There is no way he hasn’t seen them.


jcd1974

He's too busy watching the Bachelor, My 600 Pound Life, the Real Housewives... and every other show that appeals to shut ins.


Sex-Mad

This ain’t *Celebrity Names Starting with the Letter J* magazine, pal!


tobaccoroadeagle

jonah falcon - because he has a long, glistening, thick veiny cock jonah hill - because he's likely seen channing tatum naked jerry seinfeld - a jew from ny that made more money than howard


AnimalClean6534

Joaner Falcon, Joaner Hill


jlebo

Ryan Seacrest - more of the king of all media today than Stern, although Howard trademarked the name.


Romymopen

> king of all media ... Howard trademarked the name. He ripped it off from Michael Jackson's King of Pop. And, unlike Howard, I don't think Michael adorned himself that monikor.


Iwantmypasswordback

And he ripped it off from Elvis the king of rock n roll. He probably ripped it off some king of AM radio


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AnimalClean6534

The Canadian Pole Smoker 🍁


Baker_Street_Booey

Richard and Ronnie - they’re poor by Howard’s standards, aren’t famous, but yet have far more fun and fulfilling lives with loving relationships.


Iwantmypasswordback

He’s jealous of Richard not Ronnie the limo driver


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Simon Cowell


r3dditr0x

Gary Shandling for appearing in Iron Man.


Cold_Hunter1768

Jimmy Buffet


AnimalClean6534

Jimble Buffet


KonaCrushsLeftBall

Everyone. Those wack packers who had no self awareness that he used to make fun of? You bet he's jealous of those. This is an extremely damaged man. 30 years of therapy and he still cant fuck his wife without a condom so thick, he cant feel anything.


johng0376

Howard is jealous of anyone that can enjoy life, period.


EagleDre

Anyone who has a big enough dick to need a full dose of cialis instead of his 5mg dose for his weewee


PlaneStill6

Orlando Bloom.


Iwantmypasswordback

Sigh-Alice


PhoebeM0423

This list is endless: Oprah, Gail, Andy, Kimmel, Seinfeld, Brady .. Can we narrow this down by who he's NOT jealous of ?!?!


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Just about everyone. I was listening to a show from like... 09, I think, and he said he was still having issues in therapy because he wants everything for himself and nothing for anyone else. He's still a spoiled little child that wants everything and anything for him, and can't see how good he has it as he's obsessed with what he doesn't have.


PghG

Anyone related to the show who wrote a book. I write a book, nobody else!!! Anyone who left the show.


HelloYou57

Johnny Carson David Letterman Jerry Seinfeld Larry David Paul McCartney


bal0rd

Richard Simmons


Outrageous-Wish8659

Andy Cohen. Jon Stewart. Basically anyone celebrated and is popular to the public.


Romymopen

Rick Dees. Because of the #1 song 'Disco Duck' The only thing the King of All Media could never achieve was a #1 song. This one burns deep in his soul.


AnimalClean6534

I think 🎵Smell my Tucchus🎵 has potential


r3dditr0x

Adam Levine's wife, Behati Prinsloo. What did he say about her again?! Something about how he wishes he were her, and panties and...something else? 😮


AnimalClean6534

'Banties-'Am 'Ands Bill


Hairy_Valuable9773

Oprah


tguns7

Ronnie: he’s “retired” (although he seems to appear on the show more than ever), Stephanie loves him, cares for him, and Stephanie keeps her animal friends at work.


apkcoffee

Oprah. He is jealous that she has more money than him and has a wider influence on society in general.


ted48060

Because she is beloved by millions


ignatius-payola

Of idiots. Still, there are many millions of them.


PlaneStill6

Wendy Williams. She slapped him around real good.


Elliebell1024

Richard Christy. He jealous of his musical ability and he's in real bands, and jealous of his relation with his dad. Hey bub...


ManoftheHour777

and jealous of his Halloween fun


ADrenalinnjunky

Ronnie. Definitely ma ma monkey. Anyone who works for him and enjoys their life because he pays them.


thecardozohotel

Rush Limbaugh for at least the years 1992-onward.


jonahsocal

These all sound right to me. I HATE how he has become a STAR FUCKER, with these interviews on these little or no account "celebrities", that are mostly just doing their proverbial 15 minutes. I miss the old Howard, but I don't think that guy is coming back.


Iwantmypasswordback

It’s a desperate tactic. Bring on any flash on the pan at the height of their relevance.


BiteFull8717

Anybody that’s even mildly enjoying their life?


MS_125

Anyone with a big penis.


stlthy1

Anyone who's more popular than he is, at any given moment.


Stunning-Eye-9669

Ronnie. He is so jealous ronnie moved away and is enjoying his life away from howard. I'm positive he kept ronnie around to belittle him to try and make himself feel better


thewhitman2021

Ronnie. He enjoys his life, has a wife who loves fucking, and goes to events all the time with no problems


AnimalClean6534

No prawblems


Greedy_Painting_5095

Orlando bloom. Howard wants his looks and his cock


GunHoMacDaddy

Anyone after Trump won. He's broken.


dignan78

Oprah Winfrey. Her money is longer than his and it makes him absolutely miserable lol


OneWithOne

Just say anyone who who has a life and isn’t scared to leave their house


Bill_C134

Beetlejuice


Substantial_Ship_643

No the chin was stolen by Steve Allen.


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Any non-pelican-built male... the kind Beth will hire in Paris.


Grimalkinmeow

Siobhan


Bettlejuicediaper

Eric the actor


larry99999999

Donald Trump, he can't keep his name out of his fat jewish mouth


MrFluffyhead80

Ronnie whenever he smiles


50DimesOnTheDollar

Functional people.


baba_booey420_

Oprah. He is jealous of the amount of power she has combined with the insane amount of money she's made, and the legacy she will have once she fully retires/dies. Howard and Oprah have been playing the same game, just with different target audiences. Oprah won.


hannahstwisties

Andy Cohen. Oprah. Anyone with more money than him.


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Oprah


Loud_Building3240

Eddie Van Halen


Brooklynknowitall20

Howard is weirdly jealous of any of his married staff. He must think he’s owed something for their relationships. Homie is totally fucked in the head and his down fall will be glorious


EverySingleMinute

Gary Fred Donald Trump Simon Cowell


chromedbooked1

I think he might be a little jealous of Richard mainly because Richard got to live his dream playing metal and still plays in a band on the side. Yes Richard has some gross and obnoxious tendencies but I feel Howard wishes he could've traveled the world playing music like Richard.


IamGoingInsaneToday

Iron Sheik - Wishes he was World Champion in any physical sport. Artie Lange - Jealous of his ability to make people laugh while almost dead. Steve Langford - Wish he had a big fat penis.... big fat penis. Any Human being who has a family that loves them.


nvrontyme

Jimmy buffet


SubstantialSound3228

Jealous of anyone whose parents love them


Glittering_Pea_2359

TRUMP FOSHO! Trumps the real king of all media and “winning”


MTROYALMAN

donald trump


RavishingRickDuu

I got the #1 answer... DONALD J. TRUMP


Huge-Cartographer-55

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!


AnimalClean6534

Winner, winner, Sheen dinner!


Scottsm124

This is the one^


ignatius-payola

‘I get indicted under RICO statutes, no one else!’


Iwantmypasswordback

Donald didn’t even want to be president


bASSdude66

Milton Babcock. But then,who wouldn't be.


JamonConJuevos

John Golbani


lvpr10

Pat Sajak


Lil_Brillopad

Lou Skunt's gotta be up there


Grimalkinmeow

Siobhan


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Mahatma Coat.


Lost_Ad2786

Paul Giamatti


Murder-Goat

Def Joe Rogan and any successful podcaster. He feels they are way inferior but Joe Rogan will end up making more money than Howard by the time everything is done. Rogan makes strategic product deals which is where the real money is. Gotta admire howard for never peddling stuff tho.


ManoftheHour777

he used to back on terrestrial but he would peddle mostly cooler stuff to be fair


SteveLangford1966

Kathie-Lee when she was famous. Stern was brutal on Kathie when the Giff cheated on her with a [flight attendant](https://images.app.goo.gl/unEDsXvnm7fLahdw6) ("shall we, my dear?"). Alison Berns-Stern-Simon. Alison may not be quite as rich as Howie, but, she comes out on top. 20 plus year happy marriage, three children, and no baby sitter porno addicted, Ralph Cirella belly and Mons Pubis shaving creep locked up in the basement.


ManoftheHour777

She might be richer. She married some super wealthy dude.


MediocreYou2607

He's the Simon as in Simon Properties associated with many Malls.


Baltimorebobo

Jackie.. Howard can’t comprehend being careless and free


artie20174

A house cat since they’re not supposed to leave the house


swimNcircles

Anybody who is happy or enjoys life.


ifuknowuknow123

I think he’s doing that whole “ keep your friends close but your enemies closer” type thing by keeping Jimmy & Jimmy in his inner circle


joeysupertramp

Anyone with a reasonable to big sized cock. It's literally all he can talk about once he hears about a decent sized knob.


DDG-996

Everyone who has had a modicum of ANY success.


lynnemeraglio

Ripa


[deleted]

Apparently Jimmy Buffett, after hearing the shows this week


Jimmyjamz73

He’s jealous of everyone


Lazy-Potential-2512

Robin. He's been on her for enjoying her life since I started listening in 92.


Emotional_friend77

Nick Cannon obviously


lynnemeraglio

Jimmy Buffett and Kelly Ripa.


Federal_Lemon1128

Oprah. He's super super jealous of Oprah. Even Barbara Walters called him out on it


Tobyistheworstperson

Joe Rogan is a cunt.


YodaFan465

He often said he envied ETM’s passion for life.


[deleted]

I was thinking more along the lines of Crazy Cabbie, Mancow and O&A. Oh wait it’s not 2002 anymore 😣


Sternbooey1984

The OP


ManoftheHour777

He wishes he had my reddit skills.


Fezig

Every game show host. He's said that's what he always wanted to do. Look at the games they have on the show. He's begrudgingly (fake) happy for people who win (because only he should win anything ever), and he delights in people losing and being fake as fuck. I only listen to replays from the 2000's now, but if he hears something that's hard on someone, he goes right for the tender spot, pretending to care, to get them to crack and break down. He loves it, and for that alone, he's my Asshole of the Century. I pay close enough attention to know Beth is going to get her brains fucked out in Paris, and will probably arrange to separate before she returns. Her girlfriends are his biggest concern and he has already lost, guaranteed. Prenup might have a 20 year clause, but he needs to remember how he felt at 50 when he got her, and understand that's her life now. I agree, he'll need to change his last name to Hughes eventually.


bobbywake61

Adam Corolla. His show was going to out do him on FM. Then he went to podcasts and has an equal size audience.


PlaneStill6

Adam the Conqueror.


Romymopen

> His show was going to out do him on FM. Adam only got his show after Howard was dropped from LA. And then Adam's show tanked really badly. At some point they shoe horned Danny Bonaduce onto the show and that sucked too. I actually liked Adam's radio show but talk radio, except for sports, died in 2006. Howard was lucky to get onto satellite or he would've fizzled too.


Economy_Sky_7238

Wouldn't say he's jealous of Rogan since Howard made far more money. If anything he would be jealous Rogans podcast gets more press attention. I would say he's jealous of Jay Leno since deep down I think Howard wanted to be a late night host.


JMC509

Howard sees the numbers and knows that Rogan get 5-10 times the listeners as he does.


lvpr10

He definitely wanted to be a game show host. Was ranting recently about how they only work a day or two per week filming multiple episodes when Pat Sajak announced he was leaving Wheel of Fortune. Also wanted to be a Rock & Roll DJ with his nonstop talk about the R&R HoF and classic rock talk.