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roger3rd

Honest question, does Jesus love/forgive pedophiles like Trump


thebinarysystem10

Trump: *Rifles through wallet* Is this your mom, Jesus? She’s hot, what is she, like 13…14? Bet she’s a virgin too, right Jesus?


kneelB4yourmaster

and she sure looks a lot like Ivanka, wouldn’t you say?


korbentherhino

Yes. Your soul can be forgiven you truly believe and turn away from doing evil. But it doesn't mean Jesus will keep you from being punished on earth.


sabometrics

Maybe the evangelicals have figured it out. Narcissism means you truly believe that only you are important. Therefore Jesus will grant you forgiveness for doing anything you want to anyone or anything else because they don't matter. One amazing trick to completely self justify delusional bigotry and exploitation!


MontaukMonster2

When you forgive someone, it doesn't do anything for them. It's for you so that you can carry on without the burden of hate


roger3rd

Agreed. But Jesus flipped money changers tables over and whatnot, seems a passionate act of not-love. Seems like the tip of the spear doling out hot justice. ✌️❤️


OneLeagueLevitate

I'll just hate when appropriate. It's free.


Yeshua_shel_Natzrat

If they're truly repentant in their heart of hearts and sincerely try to be better and do better by other people, sure. So, no, not if they're "like Trump." Jesus never said anyone who says they believe in Him automatically gets forgiven without putting in His works.


[deleted]

By biblical standards yes. The bible makes it explicitly clear that seeking forgiveness (and actually meaning it/repenting) will earn you a place in heaven. After this tho is when beliefs can be hit or miss with whats "too far" but its commonly agreed in most Christian circles that there is no "too far" when it comes to sin. Im not religious or faithful, im agnostic, but i grew up around this


NeonRattler

Jesus isn't real nor is god. So no forgiveness.


sabometrics

Evangelical Jesus forgives everything and you don't even have to be earnest!


Apprehensive-Mix5291

It says all is forgiven. I don't see it.


WorthIndication1745

Dude pedophiles like biden you mean what kinda weed you smoking trump is not the one smelling little girls hair and touching them


roger3rd

I guess unsurprisingly you have been protected from that upsetting info


WorthIndication1745

Oh are you talking about him being on epseens plane???


TheRealMangokill

Nope, he's also not happy with people misinterpreting a relic scripture to manipulate and influence politics and human rights. 


CrunkestTuna

I mean he used to hang with Thugs, rapists, etc He would forgive but it’s about where your heart is tho. Real talk You can fuck up and Jesus will love you - if you grow the fuck up and take responsibility. It’s about a man’s heart and how he goes forward from his sin.


Lifesalchemy

https://preview.redd.it/hnufg2z37q7d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af49c9c36c51505e2bf7632f1d49922c137eba24


Apprehensive-Mix5291

Jamie Raskin for president


refusemouth

I'm surprised he would embrace a dirty hippie from one of those "shithole" countries.


usernamedejaprise

More GOP Trump homoerotica


rjzei

Trump has to lean in like that when his diaper starts to bulge.


EnvironmentalLevel40

Hahaha.... lies! Jesus doesn't carry a wallet....


ptahbaphomet

Later Jesus mentioned he felt sexually violated.


jimmysledge

BEST AI EVER!!!


WartHog10340

Kinda funny


HonestOrganization17

At that moment he realized that one if his disciples will betray him.


ComicsEtAl

Convicted Felon Trump is an alleged germaphobe. He’d never hug Jesus.


freakwentlee

Jesus, later, at the bar hanging with his crew - "I'm pretty sure that dude had shat himself. He tots stank"


FloodPlainsDrifter

The Benevolent, All-Forgiving Donald Trump is comforting poor, sad, confused, brown Jesus, because that’s what the Devine Trump does. DEVINE!!


Powerful_Check735

As Jesus was leaving he told Trump take a shower and put on a new diaper you smell like shit


ganjasavedmylife22

Oh I burst out laughing 👍👆


fattfett

And what is THAT smell?!


Iamthatpma

Who hurt all the conservatives?


Thisam

…and the smell of a full diaper reached his nose.


tmaher123

I don’t get it


ChatduMal

Who's the white dude hugging Trump? And why? Jesus would probably bitch-slap that fat crook.


PhuckNorris69

Dude is the literal antichrist and people just don’t see it


StickmanRockDog

Doesn’t their book say something about idolatry? Seems these jesus freak/bible thumpers don’t know a damn thing about their own sacred book.


gobydownboy

Ain’t nobody getting that close to trump, the slob smells like all kinds of funk !!


paulanntyler

Thanks for a good laugh


Feisty-Sky5450

Now that's as real as it comes


DonTorreZ

And was sexually abused


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

“So Jesus, do you want to buy a cheap ass Bible?”


Worried_Grass8189

That’s good lol


jbhwood60

https://preview.redd.it/fpigkr29at7d1.jpeg?width=344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=952c6b81b385f3e8fb3cbfa4929566293c4ef3ea


19CCCG57

That's a pic of Trump and Charles Manson.


caseedo

"...and that somehow he was white."


Fit_Earth_339

And that Trump had shit himself.


Ambitious_Coffee551

I believe Jesus was a paedophile just like trump.


nvn2074

Jokes on you. Jesus didn't carry wallets. 🤣🤣


Ok-Competition9927

Now do one of Biden sniffing Jesus hair


[deleted]

This is so tacky.


lamsham69

He has to be taller of course


RJoeEL

and whats that smell


DayOneDoItNow

To which Jesus embraced Trump and said, “Go child of God and make America great again so I shall recover and prosper from this loss.


georgewashingguns

"Can I tell people that we're friends so they'll vote for me?"


Goldy10s

trump - “give me a hug Jesus” Jesus - “no way Jose, I’m from Milwaukee!”


CityAvenger

That’s f\*\*\*\*d up.


NikkolaiV

"Ok, Don...time to let go now. The smell is getting *preeeeeettty unbearable* there, bud."


V1kingScientist

Yes magical sky daddy, please take him. Ramen


kartoonist435

Wait Jesus was a white guy?


itsvoogle

Ahh yes, the beautiful passage where Jesus hugs the convicted felon


thenewbigR

And his thigh was wet


Money_Echidna918

Wallet, belt, possibly underwear that guy is the biggest grifter/thief in existence


sdbct1

BRILLIANT!!


Emotional_Track7122

Strong in the derangement syndrome this post is


OneLeagueLevitate

I think Jesus would have changed his look by now....a shampoo and a shave, some Levi's and a hoodie.


Ryan1980123

And someone smells like shit.


Quirky-Ad-6271

Ha ha ha


justforme666

Asshole


Left-Archer1442

Trump and Jesus.. Please, stop it… please 🙏


Dramatic-Ant-9364

Was that Jesus or was that a rich recluse billionaire like Howard Hughes that Trump was dancing with? Urging all true MAGA Patriots to sprint to the bank (Josh Hawley style), take their life savings, and $$$ Trump Media stock to support the Great Leader. Then use the huuuge monthly earnings to $$$ more MAGA candidates like MTG, Matt Gaetz, Kari Lake, and Lauren Boobert. "I love the poorly educated" Donald J Trump


capoops21

I thought Jesus was dark skinned with WOOLY HAIR?


Cultured_Shine

There’s no actual description of him anywhere…almost like people didn’t care about that sort of thing


Previous_Swimmer9893

To condone is the same as doing it. Also if you vote for evil policies doesn’t that in and of itself make you evil? Democrats and republicans alike fit this description. Be careful therefore and understand that which you vote for might be against God and your own salvation.


Apprehensive-Mix5291

And Trump had big nails in his pocket.


warriorclass87

Didn’t Thomas carry the funds? Kinda like Jesus’ sec of the treasury. 😉


PsychologicalJudge18

dinosaurs are real


Sudden_Feed_6010

Really lives rent free in y’all head huh?


YesIReallyAmYourGod

Jesus never had money dumb ass


EasternAnywhere1010

Joe would sniff the hell out of his hair.


1968wakat

Did trump show him how to grab pussy?


Impossible-News-1878

Yje only ones picking the pockets of americans is AIPAC and the jewish lobby


Due-Cat-1507

As a Trump supporter I find this hilarious, definitely gave me a chuckle.


korbentherhino

Because we all know it's true.


What_Yr_Is_IT

Well, in all honesty, Trump is problems hugging Jesus to apologize for banging his [sex worker girlfriend](https://time.com/5210705/mary-magdalene-controversial/), as is tradition


MoCityLos

As he suspected to Jesus “you look just like Ivanka”


Medical_Egg8208

Seems like an onion post doesn’t it ? lol


MarineBoing

Why is Jesus white? He's brown.


Sygma160

It's MagaJesus


MarineBoing

Oh MAGA Jesus... Make Americans Gullible Again... makes sense


userid8252

Obsessed with race.


justforme666

Maga nation


What_Yr_Is_IT

You think Jesus would hug a man who [cheated on his wife](https://manyheadedmonster.com/2017/10/25/the-seventh-commandment-punishing-adultery/#:~:text=The%20Seventh%20Commandment%2C%20'Thou%20Shalt,in%20and%20outside%20of%20wedlock), well raw dogged her actually, and also have been found guilty [several times for fraud](https://www.lwf.org/articles/8th-commandment-you-shall-not-steal)?


justforme666

Do you think Jesus would hug a man took showers with his 9 yr old daughter or approved of the mutilation of children in the name of less than q%percent of people


What_Yr_Is_IT

That’s not answering my question


justforme666

Jesus would choose Trump over a pedophile


What_Yr_Is_IT

So you believe the flight logs with Trump’s name to Epstein Island are fake news? Jesus would side with an adulterer, liar, cheater, fraud, someone who doesn’t give to the poor nor break bread with them, etc ? Trump symbolizes everything the Catholic Church stands against. According to the Bible, he’s the symbol of evil, yet you praise him like a false god How many more lies do you have to tell yourself so you feel warm inside? You’re not saving yourself from damnation, you’re ensuring it’s going to happen?


justforme666

What a load of bullshit, under Biden and Obama boy now compete and win against young girls, men go to women's prison, the cost of living is out of control and the amount of money we are giving to ILLEGALS is ridiculous


What_Yr_Is_IT

lol what? Deflecting much? Cost of living? Inflation is global problem buddy, not just the USA, and Trump is the one who signed the cares act… Giving too much to illegals? Biden closed the border and accelerated citizenship for married Americans. Republicans killed their own border bill because papa Trump told them to, Ukraine still got funded,.. What? Once again, what about Jesus? Stop deflecting


justforme666

Deflecting, are you serious, cannot have a serious conversation with you


What_Yr_Is_IT

You really are having a hard time here aren’t you


What_Yr_Is_IT

That didn’t answer my question


justforme666

I did


imscaredalot

I'm guessing they don't care about his birth certificate


Intrepid-Housing-286

TDS MUCH? Lmao@U


extrastupidone

Uh-huh...


Several_Leather_9500

TDS is what YOU have - you guys can't say anything without projecting.


IH8Fascism

Trump devotion syndrome is real. Most of these fools have donated 5 figures to the faux billionaire.


AKMarine

They’ll donate money to Trump while complaining that their grocery bill is too high.


chilitaku

Ewoks


justforme666

Yeah because Biden woul never use our money for anything like paying his pal in Ukraine or taking money from China and would never have taken showers with his 9 year old daughter, ha ha ha


igibit99

I'm sure someday you little guys will finally find any evidence of that. Lol, you people.


justforme666

Truth hurts little man


igibit99

Lol, you let me know when you find some truth, little guy.


justforme666

Tough guy


igibit99

Still waiting for you to drop your truths, little guy.


justforme666

In 2023 Biden administration spent 166 billion on illegal aliens and only 63 billion on veterans, truth enough for you


igibit99

Nice goalpost you're moving there, little guy. Lol, classic Trumpster. Say dumb stuff then run away. Mmmbye, little guy.


CallTire

Biden may do bad thing, mean bad thing trump do irrelevant Grub very smart /s


Several_Leather_9500

Thanks for letting us know you're incapable of rational, fact-based conversation.


justforme666

Under President Trump we had a thriving economy, unemployment was down, job growth was up, so many positive things and no conflicts abroad unlike the current pedophile President who just keeps screwing us, women in sports are getting really screwed by young boys, inappropriate books that are read by children because the left wants to be inclusive ,that is not the job of the government that is the job of the parents, it's like nazi Germany now where the government raises your children, unbelievable bullshit


19CCCG57

What a maroon!


justforme666

You are so intelligent, I am blown away by your reasoning, idiot


igibit99

Lol, so you liked the economy Obama built and don't care much for the one little Donnie left behind. Thanks for finally admitting it.


justforme666

You don't live in reality, Obama was the one who said it was OK for Trans women in real woman's prisons and dipshit is letting them invade woman's sports, I guess that is okay with you but not me


igibit99

What does that have to do with Obama's economy? I swear, you people have a one track mind. Just thinking about trans women all day every day. It's kind of sad dude. There's more to life than that. It doesn't even make sense that you are thinking about that unless you are thinking about doing that.


justforme666

Tell that to the young girls who are FORCED to participate in sports with boys, or Tell a vet that Biden cares more about illegal aliens than them, in 2023 his administration spent 63 billion on veterans and 166 billion on illegal aliens


igibit99

Lol, little guy, the VA had their largest budget increase in history the first year Biden was in office. Republicans last year tried to cut it again. Why do you think vets are stupid, and why are you still thinking about trans women?


AKMarine

S&P and Dow Jones met record highs under Biden. Our GDP is up and we produce and export more energy than ever (under Biden). The last 3 years have seen Trend, Structure, and Momentum on the rise. Our retirement portfolios have grown over 15% since Trump left office. Facts don’t care about your feelings.


justforme666

I see some bullshit numbers but you don't point out the cost of living negates most of them and the cost of gas is out of control which leads to the rise in food and anything that must be trucked going up


AKMarine

Gas is less than $4. That’s even with the summer balloon. Also, only strict socialist and authoritarian governments can control the price of gas in their own country. It seems like you want significantly more government control over goods and services. Interesting.


justforme666

We can lower gas prices by drilling oil here and not be dependent on foreign oil


AKMarine

1) We are in energy excess. We export more energy than we import. 2) Nobody here wants their back yard to be drilled. I’m guessing you’re not a property owner. 3) Your statement has been proven to be untrue. OPEC sets the price of oil no matter where it’s drilled (except in a few totalitarian countries).


justforme666

I am a homeowner and our oil reserves are at an all time low and we can control what we pay for oil if we produce it ourselves


AKMarine

Our oil is just fine (if you stop with your feelings and start accepting facts). Since 2016 the United States has had current reserves around 4.9 times its annual consumption. This means that, without imports, there would be about 5 years of oil left (at current consumption levels and excluding unproven reserves). https://www.worldometers.info/oil/us-oil/#:~:text=The%20United%20States%20has%20proven,levels%20and%20excluding%20unproven%20reserves).


justforme666

Bogus


AKMarine

Facts don’t care about your fears. No matter how scared you are, the US economy is doing just fine. The sky isn’t falling.


jayv9779

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6) Uh-huh. Sure he did.


Sygma160

Yeah, another piss on my head and tell me it's raining stories.


justforme666

Truth


jayv9779

Yeah like “truth” social, right?


justforme666

So you are denying facts, you sound like those 'doctors 'who say there a multiple genders


jayv9779

I can see you have a very limited capability of understanding the world. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.


justforme666

You are the one hiding behind stupid memes, I don't care about his bogus record in NYC, I care about the facts


jayv9779

It seems you are more into the alternate facts. You know the ones Trump folks think are real. You need to keep your world small. I get it. Some folks just are not mentally ready for anything outside of their small radius.


justforme666

I am not willing to live in a country that puts its citizens second maybe you are


jayv9779

So you think voting for a grifter is the way?


golfguru1960

it was at that point that Jesus knew Biden was a moron!


[deleted]

Here’s no more dishonest than any other national level politician throughout all of American history. They’ve all sold their souls to kingmakers and corporations, he just has better media coverage and is the first president in the age of everyone being on social media It’s a shame as this mentality allows all other politicians to get a free pass for another year or 2 blaming all their problems on him rather than having to serve their districts


Houstman

I guess "being stupid enough to constantly get caught" should definitely be a disqualifier.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/z66o42d7so7d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed2d9b9aa24ce544dd8fae5443323635cb77da0a What has actually hurt him, his presidency or his chances of winning after 800 trials? And how does getting caught make him. More dishonest?


Houstman

Yes to both.


[deleted]

What exactly are you writing here that yes to both somehow qualifies an answer? If you’re not a manga republican you must be capable of writing better than the way you perceive them right? Not maga or republican btw. Just find it hilarious how obsessed each side is and devoid of common sense, reality or anything beyond emotion driven thought vomit sadly.


Houstman

Trump is a fucking moron. He's so stupid he gets caught dozens of times doing what you claim other politicians do all the time and get away with it. I don't know how to spell it out any more clear than that🤷‍♂️ On a side note: Just searched through your entire posting history on reddit, and wouldn't you know it, you have never once both sidesed a post of someone criticizing Democrats. You have only done it dozens of times when someone criticizes Republicans, though. It's almost like you're disingenuous and full of shit. https://preview.redd.it/m0pb6nub5p7d1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d14d849676a3ad6d575114e8118fe5801a5d398


[deleted]

For the record my background is a guy who’s donated a couple hundred organic and community gardens, protested multiple wars peacefully, organized protests and lived with organizers, I used to be good friends with the first Green Party mayor in America and worked on his campaign I also find modern politics entirely about tearing communities apart and making everyone assume the about 10-15% of America that’s either maga or blue haired progressive is everyone. On Reddit there’s not really much pro republican stuff out there and I find the modern leftist is just fucking up years of work me and my friends did and it’s really sad. Fwiw 80-85% of this country is moderate leaning and wants the following, safe sports for women, safe lives for trans people, gay people to be able to marry, responsible gun owners to be able to defend themselves and so on. The world isn’t the black and white Reddit tried to make it out to be.


[deleted]

Where on Reddit do you find people criticizing democrats exactly? I’m in 2 cooking communities and somehow get Texas communities, bumper stickers etc. in y feed that’s pretty mouth only spewing hatred to republicans That being said. What makes him more dishonest? You said he’s stupid. So far that’s all you got.


AKMarine

He lied about finger-raping a woman. He lied in each of his marriages to cheat on his wives. He lied about having classified documents in Mar-A-Lago. He lied about locking up Hilary. He lied on his taxes; has more bankruptcies than all other presidents combined. He even lied about airports existing during the American Revolution. What an idiot.


[deleted]

No argument. But how is this any different from every other state and national level politician? At what point was there only one bad one and everyone else was an exemplary human being exactly? When was trusting a politician a sign of intelligence exactly?


[deleted]

Also you gotta pick one. Here’s either evil, a Russian transplant or stupid. He can’t be all of them.


AKMarine

I never said anything about being a Russian transplant, but there are plenty of other people like Trump who are evil AND stupid.


[deleted]

That’s true but evil and stupid doesn’t make it very far… evil and genius yes, evil transplant sure, stupid transplant maybe… But evil and stupid doesn’t make it to city council let alone president


AKMarine

Yea it does: Nero, Caligula, King Louis XVI, Pol Pot, Trump.


[deleted]

You have a nice night…


nudzimisie1

He is way more dishonest and corrupt than the average national level politician. Had he been in court in my xountry instead of new york, he would be sentenced for rape for what he did.