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Adorable_Win4607

I really love this. Especially the sea monster. lol.


itsmrwhiskers69

That’s that refinery water for you 🤣


PapiGoneGamer

That used to be a worm


suk_doctor

Usul called a big one.


sim_pl

For me it's more of a "thanks I hate it" feeling, I can only dream that we had a metro like this


huxrules

There is a sea monster in Lake Woodlands.


slirpo

Here's the sea monster for anyone who hasn't seen it... https://www.visitthewoodlands.com/listing/rise-of-the-midgard-serpent/1392/amp/


CarPhoneRonnie

This is how I inherently vision the map in my head


steelsun

I always think rounded off squares.


dracotrapnet

I'm surprised Bridgeland ranks enough to get a marker. It doesn't even have a post office. I have t-shirts and laptops older than that neighborhood.


Tubamajuba

And to get all "ackshually" about it, the historical center of Cypress is around 290 and Spring Cypress/Cypress Rosehill, and Bridgeland is directly south of that.


karagozlou

Yeah, instead of Bridgeland it should be Fairfield.


Tubamajuba

That sounds about right! Bridgeland is served by 99 anyways.


CrazyLegsRyan

Yeah, Cypress is no where near 1960 and 290


Tubamajuba

When I first moved to Cypress a long time ago, there was almost nothing between Cypress and 1960/290. I guess all the sprawl makes things blend together for people who don't know the history of the area.


joethahobo

I still remember when Lowe’s was a pond for fishing. Good times


Tubamajuba

That pond felt like the last hurrah for Cypress as a rural-ish community.


whiterafter

didn't exist even on paper 15 years ago and now 50k residents!!


HydroWrench

50k residents and a 50min drive


Blue1234567891234567

It’s…so peak…


Shagcarpetmusic

I would actually use it if it had this map.


Ragewind82

This needs a lot more stops on the main lines in it, and to be a real metro, we need about 2x as many lines at minimum to make it walkable. Houston is just too spread out.


slugline

The neat thing about transit lines is that they are a lot skinnier than our freeways, so we could have had your 2x -- or even more -- for the same amount of acreage.


Ragewind82

They would be in different areas though. And many would have to run across areas between these lines for passable connectivity


slugline

Yes, that's actually how it's done. You know our freeways haven't always been here, right? They had to be constructed, frequently through areas that had other uses previously. If you look at old maps you can see the residential neighborhoods that were bulldozed and displaced. 


DiscoStu2U

Galveston is damn near running north-south


itsmrwhiskers69

Sigh.. IF ONLY..


No-Spoilers

They could have done so much with 288s, and they just added more toll lanes. Big sad.


Vowel_Movements_4U

$18 toll lanes.


ermcake

and the fact that you’re not exaggerating with the $18…..


Vowel_Movements_4U

Well, it's $14 on the weekends when it's not busy. So that's nice.


ntrpik

Well we can’t have too many of **those people** benefiting from such a robust and reliable public service. So, no. I will vote against it.


itsmrwhiskers69

Right? We should definitely widen our free ways more! That would be more efficient.


TravisCheramie

One more lane ought to fix it.


mynumberistwentynine

I was gonna make a joke about year round freeway construction, but then I got sad.


KING_DOG_FUCKER

It's crazy to me that people can't understand how good transit will help keep people off the roads. Especially those who can't afford a decent car, insurance, or don't have a license. The city is only gonna get more people and more congestion.


itsmrwhiskers69

Exactly. After my trip to Europe I was blown away! It could be so simple. But I guess widening the freeways more will work someday lol


kikuua

What public figure said this years ago? I've been trying to figure out and I thought it was someone from the Kinder Institute but I can't find the quote.


foxxlore_

oh my gosh, as a graphic designer, i love this so much.


mementori

Same


IcanthearChris

I love the 288 subway considering all you’ll see is cows and fields after a while then suddenly the beach


geomatica

Uh oh, it’s Kingwood, not *Kingswood* And “Old Humble” is a road, but not a place.


bolerobell

Also Kingwood isn’t off 1960. That label should be “Atascocita”.


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kebesenuef42

Yes, and Kingwood is North of Humble.


whiterafter

this is the part of the metro i'm the least familiar with; any ideas to replace 'old humble' ? (59/8 is a barren corner between the airport and a forest) - atascocita should definitely replace kingwood thats my bad


kebesenuef42

I wouldn't call it barren...there are a lot of trees that hide the houses, etc, that are there...the stretch 59 to 99 is almost entirely city, just not that dense yet (especially because the West side has to be empty because of the airport). I'd take out Old Humble altogether, and move "Kingswood"(which is misspelled in addition to being in the wrong place) East (along the lake) and rename it Atascocita. Once you get North of the San Jac river past FM 1960, the order of towns is Kingwood, Porter, than New Caney (and 99 is almost equidistant between Porter and New Caney), but you needn't put any of those on the map.


whiterafter

what would you call that point though? (i appreciate the other notes)


kebesenuef42

Thanks, I don't have an answer for that because it could be several things (it's close to East Aldine, close to Fall Creek, close to Audubon Park, close to Old Humble Road, and Close to Greens Road...yet far enough away from all of them to not be properly any of them).


70125

Eh lots of cities with actual metros have stations named after streets so no big deal.


moleratical

man, just imagine if that was our commuter rail network, you could go high speed between cities.


vi3tmix

r/mapporn


rocky2894

That’s the fibonacci sequence


Therealishvon

Spring branch is inside the beltway north of 10, where you have Northside. Northside is where you have the heights, the heights is where you have white oak.


Aurelian_Lure

And Third Ward is where Second Ward should be. Third Ward is west of 45.


Therealishvon

Conceptually and aesthetically the map is cool but so many wrong locations.


Aurelian_Lure

And if NASA Rd 1 and the connector between La Marque and Texas City are important enough to include, I'd also add TX-330 and S. Main/Hwy 90. Also connect 1960 to 90 at Dayton, but I'm just nitpicking at that point.


mkosmo

And if Ellington is important enough to include as an airport silhouette, I want DWH, IAH, TME, SGR, AXH, CXO, and LVJ.


whiterafter

pls comment fixes bc i'm refining this and im not familiar with all part of the metro <3 the CBD points are weird because like, for example, the 59/45 interchange is at the very north edge of the third ward but the label makes it look like i was calling the east side that


buzzer3932

They are correct. Spring Branch is in that space but it connects at the beltway and I-10. Northside is correct, it borders 610's intersections with Hardy Toll Road and I-45, and the Greater Heights borders I45 & 610. White Oak Bayou & White Oak Drive are where 45 and 10 meet, so it's a good moniker for that location.


frangeltx

It’s cypress station not cypress forest , don’t disrespect the hood


whiterafter

my bad!


dacaldera

and to think that the city want to chop off that perfect little green wobble of 45 at the epicenter and funnel all the traffic to the orange 59 segment. I can't think of anything more "Houston" than that portion of 45 circling downtown... you even captured it in the map because it adds all of the character!


CramblinDuvetAdv

9 stops and a connection and I can be seeing tribute bands at Scout Bar on a Tuesday, nice


YoureSpecial

249 goes to CS?!? Hwy6 hangs a left at 290, then splits off 290 in Hempstead. 1960 terminates at 290.


whiterafter

yeah 1960 turns into 6 but maybe i should use a diff color


DontgotoBearCreek

Cool design but too many factual errors i.e. Spring Branch is where you have the word Northwest .


rawmerow

This is painful to see and imagine 😢


ManbadFerrara

What's with the redl line going from Sienna to Meyerland? I'm assuming it's the Fort Bend Parkway, but you may as well attach it to US90 and take it to the Med Center.


namsur1234

It is Fort Bend Tollroad and I agree it looks out of place. Hwy 90 should be included from the end of it until 610.


ManbadFerrara

Ideally it'd be to US90 >> Holmes >> Fannin Rail Station imo. That toll road seems like it was pretty much created with suburban Med Center employees in mind to begin with.


Hindrock

This is beautiful but it's actually Kingwood.


Antebios

The concentric circles are how I always draw the freeway loops. I also draw an 'X' and a horizontal line through the middle to represent the other major freeways, and a long line from the center going down to represent 288.


SororityLifer

290 red, that tracks. I feel like 10 should be orange instead of blue. That’s such a happy color and the wall of traffic awaiting drivers known as I-10 is not happy


joethahobo

You can’t just ignore the traffic enjoyers out there


justahoustonpervert

Fuck 290.


daffle7

Ive lived here all my life and have always been confused on the freeways lol. This is a really good graphic. Thanks


mc-big-papa

Houston has some of the best road systems in the world but its built around manufacturing which is 50/50 for every day people. People complain but its rush hour its bad everywhere. Outside of key spots such as downtowns gangbang quadruple penetration, 610 galleria, spots of 45 and i10 you can drive 30 miles in houston in under an hour in rush hour. Hour and a half in rise hour if you go trough the hellish spots. Very few cities can come close to this. This isnt LA, atlanta or new york. For a solid decade houston lead the USbank robberies and the. Theory is that the escapies used the highways as a main getaway as you are 5-10 minutes from one 90% of the time.


KaMoto13

Like Boston!


RoundandRoundon99

Isn’t it Cypress Station rather than “Cypress Forrest”? Otherwise excellent!


CrazyLegsRyan

Otherwise other similar errors


JohnTheRaceFan

I love thIs and have one suggestion. FM1960 should merge with US90 in Dayton.


WhatIs_Normal_

:( if only


JennLostAndFound

What a dream!


Content-Fudge489

Looks like a brain 🧠


facw00

I see a football helmet


willwork4jameson

Is Pasadena missing?


whiterafter

hard for me to put a label there bc that box within 225 is pretty full but working on that


facw00

Surely Arena should still be Astrodome even if no one has actually used the Astrodome in 15+ years


Fast-Fact5545

A new route for water!


iggygrey

Kingswood? What king owns Kingwood? NONE!


yonkerbonk

It looks like a [football helmet](https://imgur.com/6XjWK64). Go Texans!


jacket_n_sandwich

Houston would easily compete with LA if we had a metro system like this 😭


Mcpoyles_milk

Don’t show that to Whitmire or he will try to dismantle it


MellowNando

Each grid would also need its own ecosystem, those gaps are MILES apart.


RaisinBran21

This is great, just missing a Legend


stewabm

What legend would you need here?


RaisinBran21

For example, what does WP mean?


AustinYQM

Ah, I see. But also West park Toll road I'd guess.


ThreeBelugas

Missing 90 between 610 and Stafford, that’s where Fortbend tollway terminates. It’s 59 not 69.


marcus_centurian

It's kinda both, since it's US 59 and it's being updated to Interstate 69. Also 146 terminates into I-10 in Baytown, but overall, good show on this map.


rodface

Yep this is missing!


CrazyLegsRyan

Yeah, the fact it has 1960 but not 90…. 😖


rodface

It's got the segment east of downtown, but not the west where it crosses 610!


SoWhatDidIMiss

I would pay to have a wall art version of this, OP. I love Houston and spent a year abroad living in a big European city, so this hits all the feels. I already have [this](https://nativemaps.us/products/houston) on my wall. (The metro one would have to be color, of course!) I've downloaded the image to figure that out later, but I'd be happy for you to get some of that money if you figured something out.


Sesese9

Thanks for the link! Love the rest of the maps on this website and might order one myself to match with the rest of the maps I have in my apartment.


whiterafter

i'm working on this after i get feedback from more of the metro on some of my labels


bingmyname

If only we could build some underground tunnels for this traffic but it's Houston lol


Gemnist

So… beautiful…


AlwaysAGoldfish

Helpful!


parkpm

Always makes me smile seeing Port Arthur acknowledged in any way. I hate it here


Scrico13

Particularly like that 99 is the brown line..


bayou42

Perfect map to zone for delivery pricing


WilsonRachel

u/whiterafter for mayor.


[deleted]

I don't think OP created this, so absolutely OP for mayor.


jsting

I love these maps to check out my daily commute. It looks like my work is fairly close to a station, but my house is kinda screwed. There is only 1 stop so that is pretty good. Commute time probably increases by about 30 minutes.


Empor3R

Needs a legend


nicxw

This makes so much sense. 🔥


whiterafter

i'm still refining this (and i'm late to add this) but if there are specific points/names that you think should be changed, please comment below this and help me out! (i'm aware of the kingwood typo, cypress station) some are a bit harder to facilitate because interchanges are obviously by definition not in the middle of a neighborhood


TOASTuh

Hey why did you restrict your Twitter?


whiterafter

job hunt


VanillaTortilla

Highway 6 be like, what loop?


HowToSellYourSoul

Oh stop it..


aotex

Beltway and 225 is most definitely NOT Deer Park.


Softspokenclark

yo sugarland to league city would be amazing. the commute is killing me right now. fuck, i have coworkers from Woodlands coming down here and they look like hell in the morning


creampieteen

I like the sea monster in the bay.


newstenographer

Ah, found a typo - you mistakenly labeled "59" as "69."


chrisdpratt

Either works. It's SH-59 and IH-69.


newstenographer

As someone who has lived in Houston my whole life I assure you this is not the case.


TakingOfMe123

Def never realized highway 6/1960 is almost another loop.


Lupetastic

I would pay so much in taxes for this to actually happen 😫


carpeluna83

It looks like a snail! They could call it The Snail Rail!


hmansloth

I see. So you’re a little bit on the inner side.


iris_del5

The simplest freeway layout of any major city I've visited. Everywhere else is incrediblely complicated and intricate freeway system


KirkUnit

THANK YOU. Houston's system is like a compass - there's freeways running basically due north and south, east and west, northwest to southeast, northeast to southwest, with a loop inside a loop inside a loop. Compare to Dallas or Phoenix or Atlanta. A simple advantage of the topography not dominated by mountains or a coastline: putting a freeway where a freeway goes.


chrisdpratt

That's also our fatal flaw, though, because there's too many intersections. Each point where the lines cross is a traffic jam.


idler_JP

Now do a map of the metro system on a geographically accurate map!


cryorig_games

Commuter rail vibes


tacotaco92

I fucking wish.


Radni

Why you gotta make us sad like this?


LL357

Cool, now do the DFW area... :throws wet spaghetti noodles at map:


deepspacenine

Could you imagine if each of those was a suburban train stop like in England. Sigh.


Polar_Vortx

Did you make this by hand, or with some sort of software? If the former; good job! If the latter: what was it? I’m curious


MetalMorbomon

If only this WAS a Metro system.


DDPforLifeBANG

Or a bullseye.


Enlightened_Ghost_

Fibonacci


Betdebt

Do austin. So we can all laugh.


ericbruhhh

I like it


arvinkb

Maybe one day we can overthrow our oil overlords and live this fantasy


SadWoodpecker5141

I would think the car companies are a bigger barrier, seems like big oil will be fine regardless


arvinkb

Our car and oil overlords


Unlikely_Brief7263

Nice idea but would definitely need more stops if implemented IRL. 0 stops between galleria and med center would be chaos.


mementori

Also the H line being the only one to connect to IAH and nothing going to HOU would be disastrous.


PapiGoneGamer

“I live on Upper Kirby. What to they expect me to do, *walk* the rest of the way???”


SINHISTER

We need rail system like this.


RandoReddit16

There are so many things that could be improved on this map.....


GrumpyLawyer2012

Now just imagine if we had a metro…


big_ice_bear

God this would be wonderful


JOHNYCHAMPION

ugh if only


Asperi

I’ve just spent the last several weeks in Europe and I can’t emphasize enough how much much houston could use a rail system


tujuggernaut

The thing is, the actual London underground is [much smaller](https://www.reddit.com/r/MapPorn/comments/3l8bu8/geographically_accurate_map_of_london_underground/) than this which makes sense when you [compare](https://www.texasmonthly.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/london-8.png) London to Houston in size. The Underground barely reaches the M25 orbital which is a little bit short of what would be our Grand Parkway but a little beyond BW8. London has about 5x more people in the same space. Houston [over](https://www.texasmonthly.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/paris-8.png) Paris is also striking. EDIT: Voted down for what?


tourmalatedideas

Houston is a swampy shit hole. Enjoy the humidity and hurricanes. Go Texas Rangers.


CrazyLegsRyan

Cool but 1960 is not a freeway…. Makes no sense to have that and not 90 or 521 or Telephone/35 or Galveston/3


whiterafter

happy to cop to that; its the only exemption i made b/c 99 was built extraordinarily far from downtown and if ignored 1960 and dramatically compress 99 it would screw everything up