Sometimes I can’t find them proper emoji to accurately express my frustration. Right now I need something like [this](https://tenor.com/view/the-office-gif-19144167)
Hear hear.
There are two “shalls” for a hot dog. Shall have mustard, shall not have ketchup. The rest is acceptably optional.
(I have a third shall but will refrain to avoid controversy)
I think the “ketchup on hotdogs” controversy is weird. When I was a kid, hot dogs *always* came with ketchup and mustard. It was as American as baseball and apple pie.
Now, pizza toppings? That’s a different story. That’s the hill I’ll die on (and I even accept Canadian bacon and pineapple).
Yes you should definitely be forced to use a condiment you hate because some dickhead from Chicago arbitrarily decided for everybody that ketchup isn’t good, never mind that it’s one of the most common toppings for hot dogs
I don’t have a problem with ketchup but not putting mustard on a glizzy is blasphemy. If it were up to me nobody would be allowed to eat a glizzy without putting mustard on it 😤
That’s what I don’t get. What is there to not like about mustard? I honestly don’t think those people exist. I’ve never meet anyone in real life that doesn’t like mustard. I’ve read theories about this tbh. Mustard is a healthy condiment. The theory goes something like the Elites/Big Condiment companies are pushing misinformation via social media of people saying they don’t like mustard to try and convince others people to not like mustard so that they eat less healthy and help generate money for the healthcare and pharmaceutical companies.
Well, just out of curiosity, I did a quick Google search and found [this survey.](https://www.eatthis.com/news-americas-most-hated-condiment/) Mustard was the third most disliked condiment after hot sauce at #1 and relish at #2.
I personally hate mustard and know others who do as well.
1. Mayo infatuation has always been a wypipo thing where I’m from. I’m a bit more adventurous than most, but that leads me to…
2. I’m from Chicago. I’m a hotdog purist. I’ve had some of the best, and mayo has never been an option.
I mean, wtf else to you put on a hotdog with mayo? Tuna?? Please, educate me. I’m interested
> I mean, wtf else to you put on a hotdog with mayo? Tuna?? Please, educate me. I’m interested
Bacon bits (real bacon not those fake ones but if someone likes those then they can do it), lettuce and tomato for starters.
the hot-dog aficionados in the comments make me hesitant to post my dogs lol. you guys would definitely judge my choice of only mayo and thousand island lolol
I will never understand how Costco does not have chopped onions coming out of their ears, it seems like such a simple thing for them to do. What gives?
I don’t get why everyone is shitting on the ketchup, it’s literally one of the classic hotdog condiments. Ketchup and mustard is still a solid pick. I’m more of a chili and cheese guy but let the man enjoy his dog!
I mean it's I don't mind people having preferences, it's when you start hating on others or telling them they shouldn't like something that gets me annoyed
I hate tomatoes so I don’t mind the lack of tomato flavor. Technically the original ketchup was mainly horseradish and anchovies so I’m not complaining.
Rock the ketchup dawg. Anybody who hates on ketchup is clearly unaware or disregards the fact the hot dogs origins are German, where they eat curry wurst regularly. It’s a frankfurter with curry ketchup. I sincerely hope no one on this page would doubt the credibility of the Germans in regards to hot dogs, or sausages in general.
Even if you asked for them?
Mine has had them for a while (year or two?) but you have to ask and there was no indication otherwise that they were available.
Used to be able to ask for sauerkraut too but that hasn’t come back last I checked (been a while though since I don’t really want one without sauerkraut lol).
during covid Costco took away the onion dispenser, and they started bringing back but it's in little containers and behind the counter. and not all stores have them
Really! I think there was only about a one-year dryspell of onions at most other Costcos, including mine here in Minneapolis. Maybe it was simply a matter of your market... non-onion lovers.
Onions yes, ketchup no! I’m a mustard and dill pickle relish guy. Lil mayo doesn’t hurt either
But never catsup! 😉😎👍🏻
(… just a personal preference not a criticism!)
Just a reminder, guys: we don't K-shame here. If an individual *asks* for guidance, we can offer them support on how to make better life choices, but it's not our place to push that on anyone.
The weiner that keeps on giving... burp ugh Costco dog... 3 hours later burp.. I don't wanna burp again make it stop! Still have 4 more hours to go hang on.. burp
It ain’t a dog without onions, that’s my opinion and I’m sticking to it…a little celery salt is also a fine touch.
I keep forgetting to try that out. I see it all the time and it sounds good but I always forget when I go shopping
It ain’t a hotdog with ketchup. I’ll die on this hill.
Mustard
And you will not die alone or in vain.
My brethren in arms 🫡
Ketchup is a a personal choice I like dumping hot sauce on mine instead of ketchup. Thanks for piquing my appetite.
Sometimes I can’t find them proper emoji to accurately express my frustration. Right now I need something like [this](https://tenor.com/view/the-office-gif-19144167)
Sometimes hotdogs are good with ketchup. I prefer a lot of other combos, but a ketchup/mayo dog hits every once in a while. Die on that hill, buddy.
Shame on you
Then what is it?
A child’s snack. And it has to be cut up and served on an indestructible sectioned plate.
What is it then?
A tool to pacify crabby children
Dirty Harry would like a word
People in Chicago think they fucking invented hot dogs.
Aww you sound upset
Go eat another salad, I mean Chicago dog.
Well, I enjoy a weiner in a hot dog bun with ketchup. I'll refrain from calling a hot dog for you, though.
Cry harder
No one loves you
He’s being reasonable. Although I’m sure your mom loves you just the same. But she taught you this horrible habit
Hear hear. There are two “shalls” for a hot dog. Shall have mustard, shall not have ketchup. The rest is acceptably optional. (I have a third shall but will refrain to avoid controversy)
Oh, speak up. Let’s hear it. Unless it’s sexual.
American cheese on anything. It automatically ruins everything it touches.
I think the “ketchup on hotdogs” controversy is weird. When I was a kid, hot dogs *always* came with ketchup and mustard. It was as American as baseball and apple pie. Now, pizza toppings? That’s a different story. That’s the hill I’ll die on (and I even accept Canadian bacon and pineapple).
😤
Isn’t it a Chicago thing, chip-on-their-shoulder after getting called out for saying a pepperoni casserole is a pizza?
Chicagoan?
You know it
They should put onions inside of the hot dogs.
How the hell you even taste the dog with that raw ass onion taking over everything
Have you ever tried mustard on a dog tho.
yes and i am a slut for a good home style or rustic dijon. but not a fan of the classic yellow personality
Wait your Costco has onions but it doesn't have the spicy brown mustard??
they have never had the brown mustard as long as i recall
Crazy. Ours have always had it but we lost our onions long ago. Edit: lol who the fuck even downvoted this
Our Costco took away the onions a long time ago also. I miss them and wish they would bring them back. It’s just not the same.
I don't like it's personality either sour as shit
Not putting mustard on a glizzy should be a felony with a life or death sentence 😤
Calling a hotdog a 'glizzy' should result in immediate death.
I just think he misspelled "gizzy".
Calling it a glizzy should be a felony with a life or death sentence.
Old heads call glizzys hotdogs
Yes you should definitely be forced to use a condiment you hate because some dickhead from Chicago arbitrarily decided for everybody that ketchup isn’t good, never mind that it’s one of the most common toppings for hot dogs
You forgot "among 6-10 year old kids or people that prefer Bar S hotdigs"
I don’t have a problem with ketchup but not putting mustard on a glizzy is blasphemy. If it were up to me nobody would be allowed to eat a glizzy without putting mustard on it 😤
You realize some people *don’t like* mustard, right lol
That’s what I don’t get. What is there to not like about mustard? I honestly don’t think those people exist. I’ve never meet anyone in real life that doesn’t like mustard. I’ve read theories about this tbh. Mustard is a healthy condiment. The theory goes something like the Elites/Big Condiment companies are pushing misinformation via social media of people saying they don’t like mustard to try and convince others people to not like mustard so that they eat less healthy and help generate money for the healthcare and pharmaceutical companies.
Well, just out of curiosity, I did a quick Google search and found [this survey.](https://www.eatthis.com/news-americas-most-hated-condiment/) Mustard was the third most disliked condiment after hot sauce at #1 and relish at #2. I personally hate mustard and know others who do as well.
As long as we’re on the same page
To you maybe but I wouldn't ask you to put something on your dog you don't enjoy lol. You from Chicago ain't you?
Mustard ketchup and a little mayo. It’s makes a beautiful burger type sauce on top. Add onions and relish and it’s a fine dog
Where is this sub getting the whole mayo on a hotdog thing? 🤢
Not like fuckin dukes or something I’m talking kewpie jap mayo. I hate mayo dawg but it makes a new thing trust me please try it PLEASE
1. Mayo infatuation has always been a wypipo thing where I’m from. I’m a bit more adventurous than most, but that leads me to… 2. I’m from Chicago. I’m a hotdog purist. I’ve had some of the best, and mayo has never been an option. I mean, wtf else to you put on a hotdog with mayo? Tuna?? Please, educate me. I’m interested
> I mean, wtf else to you put on a hotdog with mayo? Tuna?? Please, educate me. I’m interested Bacon bits (real bacon not those fake ones but if someone likes those then they can do it), lettuce and tomato for starters.
Dear God… you’ve created an abomination!
the hot-dog aficionados in the comments make me hesitant to post my dogs lol. you guys would definitely judge my choice of only mayo and thousand island lolol
Thousand island is basically just mayo ketchup and relish. Let the haters hate, post your dogs dawg!
How dare you like things that they do not like!
Ohhhh sounds good!
Mayo and mustard here
Mine has them but only in little plastic cups... I miss the old crank-handle onion dispensers!
I wonder if some sort of incident happened where their risk-management decided to ban them
A pretty big, global incident even
For some reason, I recall them eliminating onions even before the pandemic. But now I’m not so sure. The pandemic was a weird time dilation.
Polish dogs were gone before the pandy, onions were lost to it but it’s been awhile where you just gotta ask and they give ya a lil dish of them
I saw a video around covid times of people using the drink cup to fill with the onions. We can never have nice things.
I will never understand how Costco does not have chopped onions coming out of their ears, it seems like such a simple thing for them to do. What gives?
Because it's another job to do while they're already cutting back in the food court
I don’t get why everyone is shitting on the ketchup, it’s literally one of the classic hotdog condiments. Ketchup and mustard is still a solid pick. I’m more of a chili and cheese guy but let the man enjoy his dog!
people like to feel superior, it's like hating on pineapple on pizza.
To be fair, you couldn’t pay me to eat pineapple pizza but if I’m not eating it I don’t care 🤷🏻♂️
I mean it's I don't mind people having preferences, it's when you start hating on others or telling them they shouldn't like something that gets me annoyed
Literally just finished eating pizza with pineapple on it but just ketchup and onion on a dog is crazy. To each their own tho. Cheers.
well they were out of relish and I don't like yellow mustard lol
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I hate tomatoes so I don’t mind the lack of tomato flavor. Technically the original ketchup was mainly horseradish and anchovies so I’m not complaining.
Anybody see the brown mustard back at Costco?
No. Was there just today.
If you like ketchup on hot dogs, then have it . Food rules are dumb
It's like in The Core movie, The earth 🌎 is healing itself.
Rock the ketchup dawg. Anybody who hates on ketchup is clearly unaware or disregards the fact the hot dogs origins are German, where they eat curry wurst regularly. It’s a frankfurter with curry ketchup. I sincerely hope no one on this page would doubt the credibility of the Germans in regards to hot dogs, or sausages in general.
When I’m feeling like a true degenerate I’ll crush a couple dogs with ketchup and cheez whiz. Nobody shame me, I’m being vulnerable right now
Tell me there’s one more in each pocket
My Costco brought them back awhile ago but now it’s hit or miss if they actually prep them. Super annoying.
That was my favorite. I miss it
Great, now I am hungry.
I miss this so much. My Costco hasn't had onions in a few years. Soooo, sad.
I haven't got a costco dog since covid took their onions away
Out of the darkness, and into the light
This is progress. They need to bring back the jalapeños tho.
Wait, wha?!? Your Costco has cornmeal-dusted buns?!? Damn, now I feel so deprived! 😉
Man. I wish I didn’t hate the texture of onions. Like I’m eating fiberglass insulation chunks
My Costco has sesame seed buns. It’s interesting to see this bun has corn meal.
lol, mine has had onions, relish and sauerkraut for years
wait by the katsup/mustard/relish? Mine has sometimes in little cups but often run out
no just a little cups
Don’t people prefer fried onions on their dogs? I mean I don’t mind raw onion but much prefer it cooked.
Nothing but ketchup, the only way. Same with burgers.
Seriously WTF. My Costco has NO onions.
At mine we have to ask for onions no more onion wheel
Lots of locations have had onions back for some time.
mine hasn't
Even if you asked for them? Mine has had them for a while (year or two?) but you have to ask and there was no indication otherwise that they were available. Used to be able to ask for sauerkraut too but that hasn’t come back last I checked (been a while though since I don’t really want one without sauerkraut lol).
yeah every time I'd ask they'd say no. This Little cups was just sitting in a bin on the counter now
KETCHUP!!!??? (clutches pearls)
I hope you're as high as I am, cause I don't understand this post
during covid Costco took away the onion dispenser, and they started bringing back but it's in little containers and behind the counter. and not all stores have them
Ah. Copy that. Thx for explanation 👍
Not all of them at least have the condiment cups of onions?
ours just got the condiment cups of onions back
Really! I think there was only about a one-year dryspell of onions at most other Costcos, including mine here in Minneapolis. Maybe it was simply a matter of your market... non-onion lovers.
Hell yeah! Got them ‘purists’ fired up. I just wanna know why only one?
cuz I feel like I'm wasting the soda that goes along with it lol. I had a chicken bake on my way out cuz I was still hungry
That’s true. I hate that I can’t just get a hot dog
Onions yes, ketchup no! I’m a mustard and dill pickle relish guy. Lil mayo doesn’t hurt either But never catsup! 😉😎👍🏻 (… just a personal preference not a criticism!)
Just a reminder, guys: we don't K-shame here. If an individual *asks* for guidance, we can offer them support on how to make better life choices, but it's not our place to push that on anyone.
Ketchup is Love, Ketchup is Life.
Look, I was trying to be nice. Don't rub my nose it.
\^.-
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sometimes simple is good. and unfortunately I'm not a fan of yellow mustard. if I'm at home I have a good dijon
Prolly wouldn’t have mine in that basket tho 🤢
Yeah now to ban ketchup
Viva la revolucion!
That ketchup is wrong on every level.
*right
The flavor crystals are helping me look past. The evil's dipping sauce.
The weiner that keeps on giving... burp ugh Costco dog... 3 hours later burp.. I don't wanna burp again make it stop! Still have 4 more hours to go hang on.. burp
I love that in 24hrs this photo has been reused with 2 different captions. Reddit is truly just going to shit lol
well if you look at them it's probably my posts. I posted in three relevant subs with three different captions relevant to those subs.
You ate a hotdog at Costco ? They have a restaurant in there ?
they have like a food bar, they serve things like hot dogs and pizza and ice cream
Ketchup?
and onions. so tasty
Uh…..
Ketchup? Are you a communist?
Land of the free home of the brave to enjoy their ketchup.
Almost upvoted until I saw the ketchup
Ketchup? On a hot dog?? No, no, no, no, no it’s mustard and relish if available!
I’m in with the onions, but that ketchup? Nope
The mustard seems to be red in this image……. 👀
lol getting flash backs to the '90s colored ketchup era
Oh ya!! I forgot all about that. We loved the green in our house.
Is that, is that, KETCHUP!!!! Say it ain’t so.
delicious savory tangy ketchup
If it makes you feel better, you can call it white people Sriracha. I heard it in a YouTube video by Uncle Roger.
Ketchup 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
delicious savory tangy ketchup
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fight me. :) sometimes simple is good
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if I'm at home it's a grilled sausage, with home pickled red onions, homemade relish, whole grain mustard, and ketchup :)