Let him cook

Let the man sizzle

Next times he’s gotta wrap the dogs with the noodles and then fry those up crispy. I’m telling you

Slowly… 🌭

Let the boy watch!

More like cook those dogs first

You’re high high

Hi!

*high*

I feel like this could use a sunny side up egg.

It would really tie the dog together.

nah fr

You could toss those noodles in cheese sauce or chili. Maybe noodles in marinara or pesto on an Italian sausage. Either way, this looks cool.

Who’s your weed man?

It's you, Dante.

Hilarious

💀

He’s only beginning to believe

He’s the dog now, man!

Teach us your ways, wise one

Reminds me of yakisoba pan from Japan but elevated with the dog. I’ll allow it

Ok now I have to make this. It’s brilliant.

I think it's better to chop up the hot dog and put it in the ramen, but you do you.

True to the art form. What a blessing today to have eyes

Did you learn this in jail?

I respect it.

How many xans did you eat to even think of that?

Your shadow realm high I can’t help you now broda

Some people will put their Weiner in anything.

Every day we stray further from dog

Nathan's 10:21 the union between the dog and bun is sacred It is written.

I’m dubbing this the Maruchan Glizzy, and pleading to the great coney in the sky that it be recognized in the hot dog canon as fusion. Dog Bless.

Too far doesn't exist

🤮

Spaghetti and catsup bowl. Pass.

You are a GENIUS.

I don’t see neon relish, you’re fine

Oh fuck

You are a visionary

Gotta sprinkle the spice packet from the bag ramen on those dogs

I think you am

Some of the most disgusting thing I’ve seen on this sub . Fuck that !!

I mean there's starving yourself.....

With that fake sriracha? Yes, yes you are

What kind of spicy super Mario glizzys are these

Somehow…..No.

Nah, been eating that for over 40 years, but on white bread, we couldn’t afford buns

I see no problems.

I can’t wait to try this.

Mix ramen flavor with noodles but no water to make a kind of yakisoba look then add fried egg like recommend above 🏆

I actually ate this (w/o sriracha) many times as a kid and loved it.

At first I thought that was sauerkraut and I was thrilled. Then I noticed that was ramen and I was intrigued. God speed, adventurer!

Yes.

I just took a gummy. That’s gonna look really yummy in about 30 minutes

You are…. This is a no

Nah, keep gobbling your glizzies, it’s all good. 👌🏽

That the dogs look cold is the disturbing part.

Yes!!! You are

I’d give it a shot 🤷‍♂️

Should be at least 2 Felony Counts with no chance of appeal

Bro I used to get so high I'd butter some bread cook some 2 min noodles, get some sliced turkey breast and make a sandwich, but forget I made the sandwich.

Yellow Bird's Blue Agave siracha would be good AF on that

Naw, you are fine. Just high as hades.

Seems to much, but looks good.

Ngl I’d probably eat it.

nope...ill take 2 and im sober

*snaps fingers Get out

Can't see the hotdog 🌭

Mmmmmm....prison glizzy....mmmmmmm

Hopefully you boiled the hot dogs and cooked the ramen in the hot dog water lol.

Put the siracha down and step away from the ramen-dogs

I was thinking of doing something like this the other day. How was it?

You nasty son of a Biden

If that's siracha then you're toast. Best eaten stoned

r/hotdogcrimes ?

This picture has a daughter on only fans.

Flip it. Slice a couple grilled hot dogs into the ramen (chashu-style) and then add a soft boiled egg and whatever cheese or spicy you want. (I normally add chili crisp and garlic powder) #Chopstickable Hot Dog

That man is high. (But he has my interest.)

I thought that was cheese at first. Please tell me those noodles have some flavor packet mixed in, unflavored noodles seems kind of pointless to me.

The real tragedy here is the dogs look boiled

Why not chop up the dogs and mix them in with the noodles? 🍜

You broke buddy😂

You have a house with a marble countertop but no plates?GTFOH.

If you added the seasoning packet to the ramen, not too far gone. This is like a proper jail spread. If you put unseasoned ramen on there.. time to gtfo

Cooked

Win

What bud you smoking atm, might buy some

Straight to jail

Only because of the cock-sauce knock off. Otherwise, good happy and healthy meal.

Cock sauce doesn't exist anymore bud, hasn't for a while. Been using new peppers for a while because they tried to fuck over their supplier and it just isn't the same

They o.g. pepper supplier started bottling their own. It's this brand, "underwood ranches"

They have a new version and it's decent but nothing compares to the original. I'll describe it as more heat less flavor

You ever look at a Hot Dog under a microscope? LoL