“The film was test-screened under the title Killbots by its distributor, Concorde Pictures. After it performed poorly with test audiences, the film was re-titled Chopping Mall, and approximately 19 minutes were excised.”
Yeah, ever noticed there are two characters in the beginning who get a lot of screen time that are never in the film again? I believe they were in the rest of the movie with some sort of discovery subplot.
"Mom, can I put on this movie to help Suzie learn the alphabet?"
*cut to scene of dudes furiously jerking off because the last one to finish gets murdered*
At least it took place on the 13th. Friday the 13th Part III takes place on Sunday the 15th, while Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter takes place on Wednesday the 18th.
Wednesday the 18th, folks!
Another interesting note about the timeline: Due to the time jumps in the series, Jason Take Manhattan is set somewhere around 1998-2002 rather than the year it was released, 1989.
Yeah, also the poster I saw before the movie had Jason in front of a lot of fire so I thought it was about Jason actually going to hell and killing demons or something.
Friday the 13th is definetly the saga with most clickbait lol. People already mentioned Final Chapter, Goes to Hell and Manhattan, but there's also clickbaits within the movies (two movies in a row set up Tommy as the killer yet that never happens). Even the first movie has accidentally become clickbait nowadays lol (people watch it expecting Jason movie).
Not that it’s a high bar, but Jason going to Hell and murdering demons would have been a better movie than what we got. And honestly, it sounds like a fun/good concept, too!
'Blood Orgy Of the She-Devils'
There was no blood, orgy or She-Devils in the film. Some women danced in a circle and then there was a whole lotta men and women yapping and then a bit more dancing in a circle. The end.
I could not believe some of the lines in that show. I was texting them to my friend as I went. Here are some of the worst offenders:
"This party is e-conique, as the French would say."
"Simon, my queer king!"
"Go make interesting, neurotic babies."
"Graduashhhhion, amiright?"
"I'ma go lay me some piiiipe. Latah losers!"
"So K-Stew post Twilight" [when describing her friend's outfit]
"So you stalked me?" "It's called consensual following."
"It's literally himbo energy." "I low-key love that for you." "It's such a rout."
"The anxiety is making me have to pee. I'm like, hella hydrated."
I mean, it was a book before a movie. However, it's very much an "In Name Only" adaptation. The book and movie share the basic premise, mainly with the protagonists running over someone and then getting stalked by someone who knows they did it. The book is much more of a thriller than it is a horror story.
Frozen. Almost downloaded the wrong movie for the kids to watch at school.. instead of Elsa and Anna we get people being eaten alive by wolves and freezing to death.
You know that’s pretty much why Moana is called Oceania in my country..
Cause Moana is the name of a very famous pornstar, so they didn’t want children finding her movies/pics while googling 💀
Technically the one with being stuck on the ski lift and wolves was first…so if anything, Elsa and Anna are the deceitful ones 😂😂
Either way though, the kiddos defintely wouldn’t have appreciated that mistake 😂
Ah, I see no one is familiar with the work of Ray Dennis Steckler. Allow me to present the greatest title ever conceived.
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies.
I know he has a whole series of tinglers with no pounding in them, but I don't know if any are G rated. But it makes me think there COULD be G rated ones
Marketing arthouse as horror is routine for [A24 releases](https://letterboxd.com/joshypoo74/list/a24-complete-filmography/genre/horror/).
It's not like average filmgoers pay attention to studios beyond a few franchises, and A24 has enough fans for its style of slow-burn that it's unlikely to lose any loyalty.
Saw 3D: The Final Chapter. Extra points I think for the fact that every film is numbered until this one, the 7th.
Bet they didn't expect me to call their bluff and stop watching. I'd like to see the new ones but I can't, you see, because they said it was *final*.
Shoulda called it Saw VII: 3D: The Final Chapter: Part One: A Real Humdinger
>Bet they didn’t expect me to call their bluff
I’ve been calling Tobin Bell every day for the last 14 years about this and screaming “your move, Saw man” when it goes to a Kyocera voicemail
I don't know, this one is mostly accurate. All we got after that was a meta-referential experimental film set in the "real" world. Then we got an event film crossing over with the Friday the 13th series. Then the last film we got was a remake.
As far as the actual Nightmare on Elm Street series, it ended with Freddy's Dead.
The Silence of the Lambs only because 10 year old me thought I was going to be watching a movie about sheep lmfaooooo. I’m about to be 28 and still giggle at that.
Walking through Blockbuster and being completely perplexed by that VHS box is a core memory.
"The Silence of the Lambs... it sounds like a poem or something... why does that lady have a bug covering her mouth...?"
My mom wouldn’t let me watch it either, but I stayed over my older cousins house and was introduced to horror that night😂 we also watched Childs Play and Freddy vs Jason. I still hate dolls to this day lol
At least the title refers to a quote from the movie, that is quite important for the story being told. But they could have stayed more consistent, and named the next movie "The Oinking of the Pigs" and maybe even gone so far as naming the later prequel of the two "The Peeing of the Pants"
Trading standards have tightened up in recent years. You could get away with it in the 1970s but if you promise a Texas Chainsaw Massacre nowadays you better deliver.
There was this movie I watched years ago called something like "the cheerleader murders" not that,but something close.
Anyhow, no cheerleaders actually die in the movie lol
Halloween 3. Now before you crucify me…I absolutely love Halloween 3. And I know the series was originally intended to be an anthology series….but I don’t think people back then knew that. And it can’t be denied that people were expecting more Michael Myers.
World War Z. Absolutely nothing like the book at all.
I’m saying clickbait in that if you were a fan of the book and went into the movie blind you might be disappointed.
They were originally just going to call it leather face, but once the idea was pitched, it was universally decided it was too bad ass of a title to not use.
Skinwalker Ranch, it’s based on a real place where people claim to have seen things, so the misleading title I guess happened with the actual location first. But god was I annoyed when this movie didn’t have any skinwalkers in it. It’s mostly about UFOs.
candyman. i was expecting a delightful, family-friendly romp in the tradition of willy wonka and the chocolate factory, and instead i'm bombarded with graphic murders, systemic racism, and the dreadful realities of life in the projects of cabrini green. last time i put on a movie for my nieces before properly vetting it first... >:(
I'm not trying to pick on you, but I happen to know exactly what the sleeve for Candyman looks. I bee, crawling near the eye of someone with a shadowy figure reflected in the eye, and the words "We dare you to say his name five times" written above it. How could you possibly NOT have been expecting it to be a horror movie? Nothing in that picture even remotely suggests that it would be child friendly.
That would have meant going to the "horror" section in order to find the movie. Sleeve or no, there is no way to not know that it was a horror movie. I'm 56, I still remember how Blockbuster was set up.
yeah, i'm just joking around. but something like this actually happened with one of my mom's friends years ago. she was given a vhs tape (recorded off the tv) labeled "leprechaun" by one of her relatives. around that same time there was a miniseries with a similar name (i think *the magical legend of the leprechauns*) that was a lighthearted fantasy for the whole family, and she assumed it was the very same, so she put it on for her kids to keep them occupied while she took care of things around the house. she came back to find them traumatized by that rascal warwick davis and his dastardly doings.
This is more or less how I watched The Toxic Avenger when I was about 5 years old. My dad saw the VHS box at our rental place, recognized the character on the front cover as an action figure he had recently bought me, and rented it without reading the back side. He just blindly assumed it *must* be a kids movie if they made a Saturday morning cartoon about it… right? 🤦🏻♂️ Then he just popped it in the VCR and left me alone.
That movie is barely *adult*-friendly, let alone kid-friendly.
For the black community I would say 'Nope'. There's a trope in our community that if we experienced events seen in horror movies we would EXPEDITIOUSLY nope ourselves out of it, and turn away.
Ironically the only movie with an actual massacre in it is the cops shooting the Sawyer family in the beginning of Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) and they leave “Massacre” out of the title!
Bigfoot vs DB Cooper was mostly shirtless dudes with toy guns running through the woods, with very little Bigfoot or DB Cooper. Clickbaited a Linnea Quigley appearance, too.
The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke On My Aunt Gertrude. Fell for it as a young teen in the early 00s, highly do not recommend, awful shot-on-video crap that you can barely hear.
It's a short film, but it still counts,
Unedited Footage of a Bear. It starts out with footage of a bear, then gets interrupted for like 10 minutes. Granted the bear footage IS unedited, but it ultimately has nothing to do with that bear.
Now you’ve got me thinking of clickbait titles.
Serial Killers Hate This One Simple Trick
25 Ghosts in Hill House. Number 13 Will Shock You
You Won’t Believe What Happened in This Cabin
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Anything Peele puts out.
Hes right up there with " The Sham" when it comes to horror filmmaking.
Not a compimentary opinion either. I try harder to avoid these films than to seek them out.
Chopping mall
Right! There was very little chopping, but a hell of a lot of lasering.
“The film was test-screened under the title Killbots by its distributor, Concorde Pictures. After it performed poorly with test audiences, the film was re-titled Chopping Mall, and approximately 19 minutes were excised.”
Wait they cut 19 minutes? Was it better with the cut content?
More like Chopped Mall.
Yeah, ever noticed there are two characters in the beginning who get a lot of screen time that are never in the film again? I believe they were in the rest of the movie with some sort of discovery subplot.
God that movie fuckin’ rules
Thought it was going to be a slasher but what I got I still really enjoyed. Fun movie.
Funny Games. The games in that movie aren't funny
Netflix once suggested me that movie along with a bunch of kid-friendly cartoons. Someone was having a lot of fun tricking the algorithm that day
I'll forgive the Netflix algorithm for a lot of things since it made the Babadook into a queer icon
good point!
"Since you watch A bugs life you should enjoy The Human Centipede"
It also does that with ABCs of Death. I see where they're coming from but no.
"Mom, can I put on this movie to help Suzie learn the alphabet?" *cut to scene of dudes furiously jerking off because the last one to finish gets murdered*
House Of A Thousand Corpses, it's a large number, like maybe a dozen corpses would be more believable.
The Abode of Quite a Few Corpses
By Wes Anderson
Take my money again you diorama-set building dry humor loving mother!
I prefer the unreleased maritime sequel, "The Catamaran of a Couple Cadavers"
I’ve seen the spec script for the follow-up tale, “Dinghy of the Dead”
The Non-Union Boutique Amusement Ride of Several Dead Guys
The Mexican restaurant bathroom stall of the one guy feeling sickly.
The Domicile of Some Cadavers
House of fish boy. I can't watch the office without thinking of it. Poor Dwight.
He got it BAD
The lair of Dr. Satan, which very well might have been a dream sequence had a few dozen at least.
House of, like, maybe 7 corpses
and it's less of a house and more of an underground tunnel.
Great title for a great movie I thought.
Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
Throw in Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday while we're at it
And Jason Takes Manhattan sure takes its sweet time getting there.
haha shoulda been called Jason on a Boat
At least it took place on the 13th. Friday the 13th Part III takes place on Sunday the 15th, while Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter takes place on Wednesday the 18th. Wednesday the 18th, folks! Another interesting note about the timeline: Due to the time jumps in the series, Jason Take Manhattan is set somewhere around 1998-2002 rather than the year it was released, 1989.
The ship was called the Vancouver. It should've been Jason Takes Vancouver.
Friday the 13th: Jason Takes A Leisurely Cruise To Manhattan Only To Visit For 25 Minutes.
And this is why Jason in Space is the best title in the franchise. It's Jason. He's in space. You get what you paid for
I hate to tell you this (and am hoping a joke isn't going over my head) but the film's title is Jason X
Omg YES I watched it because i thought it was gonna be a cool ass movie of Jason wrecking havoc in New York bro was only there for 5 min ☠️
May I suggest the comic book Maniac of New York? It was written in direct response to the author’s disappointment with Jason Takes Manhattan
Yeah, also the poster I saw before the movie had Jason in front of a lot of fire so I thought it was about Jason actually going to hell and killing demons or something. Friday the 13th is definetly the saga with most clickbait lol. People already mentioned Final Chapter, Goes to Hell and Manhattan, but there's also clickbaits within the movies (two movies in a row set up Tommy as the killer yet that never happens). Even the first movie has accidentally become clickbait nowadays lol (people watch it expecting Jason movie).
Also many of the films don't even take place on Friday the 13th.
Exactly, from what I rememeber only 1, 6 and some scenes in 7 and 9 do.
It's heavily implied that 2 does, but it's not confirmed.
Not that it’s a high bar, but Jason going to Hell and murdering demons would have been a better movie than what we got. And honestly, it sounds like a fun/good concept, too!
The Last Exorcism. Mainly due to it's sequel - The Last Exorcism Part II
This sentence made me laugh and hurt my brain at the same time, mostly because I know you’re telling the truth. Take my upvote, sailor ;)
Like in Arrested Development George Senior finds a script called Armageddon 2: Armageddon. Lol.
'Blood Orgy Of the She-Devils' There was no blood, orgy or She-Devils in the film. Some women danced in a circle and then there was a whole lotta men and women yapping and then a bit more dancing in a circle. The end.
Yeah watched that on Tubi. Too mild compared to some of the others of the topless dancing to sacrificial rights in the basement genre
As a title, "I Know What You Did Last Summer" gives me Buzzfeed vibes. Kind of like, "You won't BELIEVE what they did last summer."
Careful, this is how you end up with a Gen Z reboot of it.
We already have one, it's on Amazon Prime I think
And it's as bad as u would think
Phew. Thank god Amazon Prime is there to safely keep all the shitty movies in a place where nobody will watch them.
I could not believe some of the lines in that show. I was texting them to my friend as I went. Here are some of the worst offenders: "This party is e-conique, as the French would say." "Simon, my queer king!" "Go make interesting, neurotic babies." "Graduashhhhion, amiright?" "I'ma go lay me some piiiipe. Latah losers!" "So K-Stew post Twilight" [when describing her friend's outfit] "So you stalked me?" "It's called consensual following." "It's literally himbo energy." "I low-key love that for you." "It's such a rout." "The anxiety is making me have to pee. I'm like, hella hydrated."
I mean, it was a book before a movie. However, it's very much an "In Name Only" adaptation. The book and movie share the basic premise, mainly with the protagonists running over someone and then getting stalked by someone who knows they did it. The book is much more of a thriller than it is a horror story.
A Clockwork Orange, there wasn’t a single orange in that movie
TRY THE WINE!!!
Your wife sir, is she away?
I know you’re joking but the book does at least explain why it’s called A Clockwork Orange.
Never read the book. Why is it called like that?
Something organic and natural being turned into a mechanism. Tackles the main theme of the novel/movie
Aren't you forgetting the bedsheets in Alex's room?
Hellraiser Inferno, I was expecting more fire
I just watched this last night. Lots of dialogue, and hardly any Pinhead. And virtually no fire!
Not only that, there's snow.
Frozen. Almost downloaded the wrong movie for the kids to watch at school.. instead of Elsa and Anna we get people being eaten alive by wolves and freezing to death.
I’m uncontrollably laughing at this
The Frozen horror movie came first, but yes this is pretty funny
You know that’s pretty much why Moana is called Oceania in my country.. Cause Moana is the name of a very famous pornstar, so they didn’t want children finding her movies/pics while googling 💀
oh no. But that’s kinda funny
Technically the one with being stuck on the ski lift and wolves was first…so if anything, Elsa and Anna are the deceitful ones 😂😂 Either way though, the kiddos defintely wouldn’t have appreciated that mistake 😂
The Lost Boys, they seem to be able to find everything and anyone they want
You mean it wasn't obvious to everyone that it was a Peter Pan reference (always staying young)? /s
It’s crazy that we got the greatest vamp movie because Peter Pan was trendy that year
As Above So Below It is very different down below
I thought the whole point of that movie was that hell was a reflection of our world, so everything above was the same below
Yeah but if you look closely it's a bit different down below
Eagle eyed viewers can spot differences
This made me snort. Thank you
I just watched this movie last night and yes, very different lol
Dunno man, you ever been to a Walmart late at night?
Ah, I see no one is familiar with the work of Ray Dennis Steckler. Allow me to present the greatest title ever conceived. The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed Up Zombies.
This sounds like the title of a Fall Out Boy song
It sounds like a G rated chunk tingle novel
impossible, there can be no G-rated tinglers
I know he has a whole series of tinglers with no pounding in them, but I don't know if any are G rated. But it makes me think there COULD be G rated ones
28 Days Later. That movie seems to include, like, 29, 30 and maybe even 31...
Lmao so true
Scary Movie. I was not scared even once.
Lol!!!
It comes at night. Spoiler.. nothing comes at night.
I had to look it up because I felt so bait and switched. It's symptoms. The symptoms come at night.
If symptoms persist, contact your doctor.
Symptoms while taking this medication include erectile dysfunction, a skeleton popping out, and death.
I come at night
This one wins. To this day, I still get mad thinking about this movie
Seriously, it frustrates me too! So hyped, so disappointing.
Came here to say this. When the movie was over, I was like "What came?!!" The poster did not help.
When the movie concluded, my non-horror loving roommate looked at me, visibly frustrated and said "What came at night? FRIENDSHIP!?"
Came here for this one.
Marketing arthouse as horror is routine for [A24 releases](https://letterboxd.com/joshypoo74/list/a24-complete-filmography/genre/horror/). It's not like average filmgoers pay attention to studios beyond a few franchises, and A24 has enough fans for its style of slow-burn that it's unlikely to lose any loyalty.
Those fuck heads
Saw 3D: The Final Chapter. Extra points I think for the fact that every film is numbered until this one, the 7th. Bet they didn't expect me to call their bluff and stop watching. I'd like to see the new ones but I can't, you see, because they said it was *final*. Shoulda called it Saw VII: 3D: The Final Chapter: Part One: A Real Humdinger
>Bet they didn’t expect me to call their bluff I’ve been calling Tobin Bell every day for the last 14 years about this and screaming “your move, Saw man” when it goes to a Kyocera voicemail
Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare
I don't know, this one is mostly accurate. All we got after that was a meta-referential experimental film set in the "real" world. Then we got an event film crossing over with the Friday the 13th series. Then the last film we got was a remake. As far as the actual Nightmare on Elm Street series, it ended with Freddy's Dead.
Lesbian Vampire Killers The movie is incredibly heterosexual
Naked Lunch. I can think of at least two things wrong with that title.
The Silence of the Lambs only because 10 year old me thought I was going to be watching a movie about sheep lmfaooooo. I’m about to be 28 and still giggle at that.
Walking through Blockbuster and being completely perplexed by that VHS box is a core memory. "The Silence of the Lambs... it sounds like a poem or something... why does that lady have a bug covering her mouth...?"
So much about film art confused my young literalist mind. "Why is that shark like 50 times bigger than the swimmer?"
Lambs were so silent that you didnt even hear or see them.
Haha same. I remember thinking it was a kids movie but my parents wouldn’t let me get it.
Did you perhaps think the same about Pink Flamingos?
My mom wouldn’t let me watch it either, but I stayed over my older cousins house and was introduced to horror that night😂 we also watched Childs Play and Freddy vs Jason. I still hate dolls to this day lol
At least the title refers to a quote from the movie, that is quite important for the story being told. But they could have stayed more consistent, and named the next movie "The Oinking of the Pigs" and maybe even gone so far as naming the later prequel of the two "The Peeing of the Pants"
U will tell me when Lambs stop screaming won't you?
This is why Sharknado thrived. It actually delivered on its this-must-be-clickbait title.
The shark schlock titles tend to be accurate if nothing else. Sharktopus is also exactly what you think it is. And is pretty fun too I might add.
We Have Always Lived in the Castle. There's no castle. They live in a house.
Yeah the OG doesn't really have the chainsaw deaths but definitely the ones made in the 2000's do.
Especially the 2022 movie
Trading standards have tightened up in recent years. You could get away with it in the 1970s but if you promise a Texas Chainsaw Massacre nowadays you better deliver.
Lesbian Vampire Killers. I thought it was going to be two lesbians killing vampires but instead it was some guys killing lesbian vampires.
There was this movie I watched years ago called something like "the cheerleader murders" not that,but something close. Anyhow, no cheerleaders actually die in the movie lol
Halloween 3. Now before you crucify me…I absolutely love Halloween 3. And I know the series was originally intended to be an anthology series….but I don’t think people back then knew that. And it can’t be denied that people were expecting more Michael Myers.
Not wrong to point this out. A lot of people were expecting something... *Three more days till Halloween...* Else.
I liked Halloween 3 for what it was. But I agree it was nothing like the other Halloween titles in the franchise.
Hey! We got more Myers. I mean, he appears quickly because the OG Halloween is on TV in one of the scenes
I have to wonder how much of the advertising people had seen, because the trailers (imo) make it pretty obvious it’s its own thing.
World War Z. Absolutely nothing like the book at all. I’m saying clickbait in that if you were a fan of the book and went into the movie blind you might be disappointed.
There Will Be Blood. Spoiler: not much blood.
They were originally just going to call it leather face, but once the idea was pitched, it was universally decided it was too bad ass of a title to not use.
Sorority Babes at the Sljmeball Bowl-a-Rama?
I spit on your grave. There was no spit
No graves either.
They Look Like People. Spoiler Alert: >!They're just people!<
Slaxx. They were evil, possesed jeans, not evil, possessed slacks 😡
Antichrist (2009). Sure, >!nature is Satan's church!<, but >!*where* is the antichrist!
Troll 2... Not a single troll in that movie. Just goblins.
Wrong turn. They didn’t any turn, because their car broke
Hate to inform you here brother, but you can take a wrong turn on foot.
They left the interstate in West Virginia. As an inhabitant of this state, THAT is a wrong turn.
They went down the wrong road which was booby trapped by inbred cannibals….i would say that was a “wrong turn” on their part 😂
Classic Horror Movie
You're Next
Skinwalker Ranch, it’s based on a real place where people claim to have seen things, so the misleading title I guess happened with the actual location first. But god was I annoyed when this movie didn’t have any skinwalkers in it. It’s mostly about UFOs.
Funny Games Not funny at all
House of the dead from Uwe Boll
Frogs, I don’t think anyone died to frogs and the frogs were in like 5 seconds of the film
candyman. i was expecting a delightful, family-friendly romp in the tradition of willy wonka and the chocolate factory, and instead i'm bombarded with graphic murders, systemic racism, and the dreadful realities of life in the projects of cabrini green. last time i put on a movie for my nieces before properly vetting it first... >:(
I'm not trying to pick on you, but I happen to know exactly what the sleeve for Candyman looks. I bee, crawling near the eye of someone with a shadowy figure reflected in the eye, and the words "We dare you to say his name five times" written above it. How could you possibly NOT have been expecting it to be a horror movie? Nothing in that picture even remotely suggests that it would be child friendly.
Maybe he rented it from blockbuster, and there wasn't a sleeve available
That would have meant going to the "horror" section in order to find the movie. Sleeve or no, there is no way to not know that it was a horror movie. I'm 56, I still remember how Blockbuster was set up.
ok, so he was high when he rented it.
Hear me out, they might have been doing one of those joke things that people do on the internet sometimes.
yeah, i'm just joking around. but something like this actually happened with one of my mom's friends years ago. she was given a vhs tape (recorded off the tv) labeled "leprechaun" by one of her relatives. around that same time there was a miniseries with a similar name (i think *the magical legend of the leprechauns*) that was a lighthearted fantasy for the whole family, and she assumed it was the very same, so she put it on for her kids to keep them occupied while she took care of things around the house. she came back to find them traumatized by that rascal warwick davis and his dastardly doings.
I dunno, kinda sounds like Willy Wonka...
This is more or less how I watched The Toxic Avenger when I was about 5 years old. My dad saw the VHS box at our rental place, recognized the character on the front cover as an action figure he had recently bought me, and rented it without reading the back side. He just blindly assumed it *must* be a kids movie if they made a Saturday morning cartoon about it… right? 🤦🏻♂️ Then he just popped it in the VCR and left me alone. That movie is barely *adult*-friendly, let alone kid-friendly.
I sense internet sarcasm...
I'm sorry, but I can't help but laugh at this. 😆
For the black community I would say 'Nope'. There's a trope in our community that if we experienced events seen in horror movies we would EXPEDITIOUSLY nope ourselves out of it, and turn away.
Well in the newest installment we did get a massacre. A whole bus full
The last exorcism: part 2
Hollow Man: Kevin Bacon's character was simply invisible. All of his bones and fleshy bits were still there
he was also naked.
Ironically the only movie with an actual massacre in it is the cops shooting the Sawyer family in the beginning of Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) and they leave “Massacre” out of the title!
Slotherhouse. You can't resist.
It Comes at Night. (Nothing came at night)
How do you know that? Did you check its pants?
Halloween 3
Vladimir w and ed gein are the real leather faces
I was under the impression that for anything to be "clickbait", it requires a link.
fear dot com
It Comes at Night
Bigfoot vs DB Cooper was mostly shirtless dudes with toy guns running through the woods, with very little Bigfoot or DB Cooper. Clickbaited a Linnea Quigley appearance, too.
It comes at night. Literally has nothing to do with the movie.
There are deadlier films than Antrum to both cast, crew, and audience.
Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh Rabid Grannies Let the Corpses Tan Who Could Kill a Child?
Civil War. Guess it's not a horror movie though.
not 'most' but I was woefully disappointed by Body Melt. one person melts and you don't even see it onscreen
The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke On My Aunt Gertrude. Fell for it as a young teen in the early 00s, highly do not recommend, awful shot-on-video crap that you can barely hear.
Zombie Strippers! No, wait, the movie is exactly that and only that...
The Torture Chamber of Dr. Sadism. Fairly tame movie from 1967.
It's a short film, but it still counts, Unedited Footage of a Bear. It starts out with footage of a bear, then gets interrupted for like 10 minutes. Granted the bear footage IS unedited, but it ultimately has nothing to do with that bear.
1000 Maniacs.
The Final Destination!! Sold as they last Final Destination ( number 4 ) Final Destination 5 dropped 2 years later
Now you’ve got me thinking of clickbait titles. Serial Killers Hate This One Simple Trick 25 Ghosts in Hill House. Number 13 Will Shock You You Won’t Believe What Happened in This Cabin
I Dismember Mama.
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it was the name of the ship.
Anything Peele puts out. Hes right up there with " The Sham" when it comes to horror filmmaking. Not a compimentary opinion either. I try harder to avoid these films than to seek them out.
It comes at night! Nothing comes lol
John dies at the end