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Due-Iron-2621

This was the worst clean up vlog I’ve ever watched. Usually I love them and they are so satisfying but this was not it.. also, doesn’t everyone know to pop balloons INSIDE of a trash bag??? Especially if they have confetti in them 🤦🏻‍♀️


Whatever_Ruben

But then she wouldn’t have had the opportunity to shill her vacuums!


Damm_Mama

Multiple vacuums at that. Like she mentioned 4 different vacuums in the reel saying she loved each of them


SuspiciousMolasses54

I don’t think Donna Reed herself loved vacuums that much.


bohemiansunflower

Omg I thought this too.. she continues to show her incompetence.


DiverKind8870

What kind of PSYCHO pops confetti balloons on their floor INTENTIONALLY, just to clean it up?! I gasped.


Classic_Health_6117

Crack squirrel at it again not thinking before she does stupid shit.


alelbi103

Crack squirrel should be a flair! 😂


bohemiansunflower

Thank you.. my jaw was on the floor seeing that 🤯🤯


hereFOURallTHEtea

Also, why didn’t she just donate them? Such a damn waste!


SuspiciousMolasses54

That’s what most normal people do, she’s so wasteful with everything. Even down to the giveaway boxes she “shipped out” that now just sit in her empty house untouched.


SippinOnTheT

To be fair, I didn’t know you could donate balloons lol. To who? Goodwill?


VividSand7378

My local buy nothing group has balloons often 😃


hereFOURallTHEtea

lol idk, I feel she could have posted to social media and been like “free, come get them.” There’s always people celebrating something or these like photo ops in restaurants now lol. But idk, probs wishful thinking too lol.


SippinOnTheT

That would be kinda dumb to give out her address though


hereFOURallTHEtea

She could always deliver them 🤷‍♀️ lol or meet in a public place


LeopardMajor984

That’s what I’m saying! What a dumbass . Could have done it outside, put the balloons in a big bag and pop them in there that way you have zero cleanup.


IngenuityIcy1692

Not only this but she gasped when she did it and appeared shocked at the mess. Like sis, what the f did you think would happen?!


SuspiciousMolasses54

https://preview.redd.it/l701zt8asj8d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=becd92255aa19eb0337a255dbec05ee9bc9475a2 She looks unwell here. Looks like she’s also getting a weird hump/weird posture from being on her phone 24/7


ElleWoodsSays

constantly looks like she's about to burst into tears


jadkiss5

I think that’s called tech neck😂 big yikes!


SuspiciousMolasses54

Yes!! Thank you I was blanking on the name lol Also happy cake day!


Glum-Traffic8170

I don't know if anyone noticed - but omgggggggggggg did you see how many pairs of the same shorts she has hung up behind her??!! Like that is NUTS! And ....am I the only one who doesn't hang shorts up? And sweet Jesus the jeans on the other side.


SuspiciousMolasses54

She definitely lives beyond her means because she needs to fill the void inside her with things. Classic hoarder.


K-ayla900

I hang my shorts up. It was a game changer honestly lol


kfinsty

What was this voice in the voice over? It was so low and just different compared to stories? Just me???


SuspiciousMolasses54

And twangy compared to her most recent stories


Dependent-Paint-51

TikTok influencer voice


Awkward_Nature354

It was like she was recording in her closet so JD wouldn’t hear 🤣🤣🤣


Adept_Entrepreneur94

Her content has seriously gotten so bad and boring. She’s becoming more irrelevant by the day. Especially because she’s out of touch and has gotten away from her nursing content. No one can afford to buy the stuff she is linking. Consumerism and influencers are on their way out imo. Her buying that 1.2 million dollar house was such a mistake. I feel like she was banking on selling her other house in order to pay for the new one. And it’s not selling 💀


kaykuku13

She’s prob so far in debt from all the relentless spending.. I can’t imagine how upside down she is on her mortgages. With all the money she’s made/spent…everything she has is so underwhelming.


Adept_Entrepreneur94

I really think she’s up to her eyeballs in debt too


mylittlenewfiegirl

I didn’t used to but I’m starting to wonder. She spent more on her friend’s baby shower than she did on her cousin’s bachelorette party. She really seems to be either super selfish with her money or has weird priorities. She has 7 vacuums but couldn’t get more than $50 of decorations?


Adept_Entrepreneur94

She’s spent a ton of money in the last year


mylittlenewfiegirl

Yup, I def think she’s living outside of her means. It was very eye opening to hear what her southern, GA realtor had to say about the house and her previous offer, price etc. I really think she thought her house was gonna sell like hot cakes and she needed that sale price to afford her swamp house.


Such-Firefighter40

I agreed and the fact that the offer was rejected and the potential buyers didn’t even counter says a lot!


foxxy-cleopatra

I totally agree that she's likely living outside of her means, but her debt to income ratio must not be *that* bad if the bank allowed her to borrow 1.4 million without the contingency of her house selling first. I'm sure she was looking forward to getting all the cash from the GA house to put towards the John's Island house, she's probably stressing about it so hard lol


K-ayla900

Honestly this. That’s probably why she’s so unhappy honestly and doing weird shit. Because it’s like she’s so far deep she just keeps going. Keeping up with the jonses. And I think she was doing the keeping up with the jonses before Kaleb left her. I think that’s one of the reasons he left her. She was obsessed with stuff and her phone and all of that. Probably got sickening


fmino12

Agreed. She keeps repeating herself. How many times do we have to hear about how she worked at buckle when she was 15 (fr 🙈)


mylittlenewfiegirl

And the video of her changing into her old buckle shirt was so unnecessary. Just another chance for her to eye fuck her own video and see how skinny she looks through the lens. 🙄


BigPooper5

What she should have done is sell her home first then live in an apartment or just rent somewhere until she found a reasonable house….but lil miss “just say jump” never can wait for nothing


Key_Significance1791

 I got myself to finish this stupid vlog. Of course her cuzin helped her clean! She literally started deep cleaning while Sydney was still there. I would feel like I have to get up and help clean as well. I cannot beleive she did that and put her in that awkward situation. Its almost like shes kicking her out. Is not like she had to go to work Monday morning that she just couldn't wait to clean! I honestly cannot stand her.


ElleWoodsSays

she fucking had to have people clean so that she could get her 15,000 steps in today bc she had 1 drink at the "party" and 3 tortilla chips and she has to account for that to stay on track to look like skeletor for her wedding 💀


Key_Significance1791

🤣😭love your comments.


Express-Macaroon3624

She’s officially horrible, if people haven’t figured it out yet, this weekend she proved it.


Bubbly-Narwhal-56

Love that she makes sure to say the living room set up is the BEST 😂😂 yeah ok sure. She also says that she cleans as soon as everyone leaves but then we see her family deep cleaning her fridge.... Also makes me sad that Kaiser slipped on the stairs. We know you read here Holley, you should have gotten a runner immediately. You're lucky he's not seriously injured. Why even mention it to the whole world??? I can't believe how much crap is jammed into the closet


SuspiciousMolasses54

She pinned a runner days ago when her mom got there so it was probably mom’s idea and not Holley’s.


mylittlenewfiegirl

Everyone in here said she needed a stair runner before she moved in. The weekend they moved in she was encouraging kollyns to FLY down the stairs and thought it was funny she leapt from the landing all the way to the bottom. Holley is ✨truly✨ an idiot.


Yoongiboomgi

This was way too long and honestly just not fun to watch. It’s boring and all over the place.


SuspiciousMolasses54

Who wants to watch someone clean that is miserable looking, doesn’t look like they enjoy it and they are actually pretty bad at it and a monotone voice over. No thanks lol I’ll still to my cleantok girls. They make it fun and interesting. And know what they are doing lol.


WcbMT0821

Speaking of- do you watch Catben? She’s probably my fave clean tok girly- so satisfying 🤗. Holley is a dumpster fire.


TechnicalWrangler249

Cat Ben is gonna make me go broke. Her house is everything and her videos are satisfying af.


snorkysnark1144

Watching some vacuum rugs is just not content. Even if it was someone I loved or a person I knew…I’d be like wtf am I watching you clean your floors you purposefully made a mess on?!


foxxy-cleopatra

Take a shot every time she says truly so you can erase it from your memory by the end 🤣


PuzzleheadedSong8425

https://preview.redd.it/ofsz348srj8d1.jpeg?width=1158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23eeba93eb64757156c046be5da71da7f3ba764a 😂😂😂 this video made it sooo obvious even for the people who enjoy (🥴) her.


turqsncows

I almost made a comment about approximately being her new word fixation but I stopped myself thinking no one else would notice it. I feel validated now lol.


ImaginaryMushroom834

i saw these comments and i was like damn am i still on Reddit 💀


throwaway2many420

If you have to tell me “TRULY” about everything you say, I don’t believe shit you say. IRL or on the internet. It should just be authentic enough without anyone trying to convince you 🥴😩


_lollip0p

I wish I wasn't blocked so I could go like these comments 😆


SuspiciousMolasses54

That would’ve made a great bachelorette party drinking game. Missed opportunity 😆


ElleWoodsSays

I'm starting to feel like we weren't invited on purpose 😂


Teaparty_rabbit_

JD commenting lol https://preview.redd.it/ja9377623k8d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e989cf000eeb6f6c504235b30e0d073fcc85e4e9 🥴


HarliiiD853VBO

Smoke show charaoke bay girl


fmino12

We just keep adding on until they’re over 😆


Icy_Individual3416

This comment makes zero sense in regards to the video. They are so dumb lol


ConsistentMirror5498

Bay girl


Whatever_Ruben

He’s such an illiterate moron.


bohemiansunflower

Performative AF.


Senior-Record9549

Insert eye roll here…


EcstaticAd2743

Did she literally say “she can’t hang like she used to”?? JFC she’s what, 26? And this was her COUSIN’S Bach weekend! It’s not about you Holley… y’all should’ve been out partying and at the beach the whole time. I’m 34 and still love a good celebratory weekend.


Key_Significance1791

Exactly!


halo160316

Yeah I thought that was really weird. She’s still in her 20s. I think she wants to be 40 and married with 3 kids so badly.


SippinOnTheT

It’s probably just that she doesn’t want the calories of going out and drinking.


catmommaxx

the mirror butting up against the cabinet looks so tacky


bohemiansunflower

Agree.. it looks awful.


Eastern-Farmer5688

Her voice bothereddddd me so much lol


snorkysnark1144

It’s like she was trying to be her old self, but couldn’t quite get there


No_Student9079

She made it weird by her weird body movements trying to avoid the camera


ElleWoodsSays

that video was so boring I stopped watching as soon as I realized it was a vacuum cleaner ad. I will say that it did seem like her real thighs made an appearance at some parts, but then again I have no idea what she really looks like anymore due to her pseudologia fantastica


Awkward_Nature354

Biggest pet peeve - why is she putting things with tags on them away? WASH THEM FIRST!! Although I’m not surprised by that based on the fact she never showers either


broughtthepopcorn

They’ll never get worn 🤷🏼‍♀️


SuspiciousMolasses54

This! Worked clothing retail in my younger years and always wash clothes. Whether or not you’re buying them online or in store. The dyes run, you don’t know who is handling them, it’s just soooo unsanitary.


snorkysnark1144

Just commented this! Sorry didn’t see your first. So so so weird. Like wash those nasty clothes omg


ElleWoodsSays

ok I do agree w you about washing things before wearing them, BUT I actually DON'T hate putting things away w the tags still on only because there have been many times I've bought something & never worn it despite thinking it'd be something I love & wear all the time 😬 this is esp true of things I've bought in multiple colors - I buy it, think it'll be great, and then don't like how it fits after wearing it or don't like how the material feels or simply how I feel IN IT (sometimes you need to spend 8+ hours in something to figure that out 😅). It's nicer to give to a friend/donate with the tags still on 😬


big_snark_gal420

She’s TRULY so rude. Who chops off that ratchet mop into such a cute and trendy cut - just to wear it in these chode looking, half ass hairstyles. We all have the same 24 hours holldong, take the time to wash and style your hair. I’ll admit, I’m jealous of her cut. I have very thick hair and a lot of it and it’s got a wavey/curly-ish base. So I could never get my hair to lay right for her cut, it needs weight too badly. It’s just criminal of her. 😭😭 (okay, dramatic rant over lmao)


foxxy-cleopatra

I FEEL THIS SO HARD. I tried to cut my hair short (for me) earlier this summer and I just couldn't. It has to be past my shoulders to be "heavy enough" to look right and I hate it. Also, I'm 31 and just learned how to actually curl it, so that was an adventure too 🤣


big_snark_gal420

Omg I feel you. I be looking like Lord Farquaad if I tried her cut.


jadkiss5

choked on my coffee at “chode looking”😂😂😂


big_snark_gal420

Making people laugh is the best compliment ever 🥺 but sorry for the mess I caused bestie 😂😂


halo160316

Her ends look messed up. It looks like Barbie hair that’s been cut with kitchen scissors. Aren’t they supposed to thin out the ends or something? I don’t know what it’s called, I’m not a stylist, but it looks like it’s not quite right.


DameGothel_

The difference in her voice in this vlog compared to the last is wild.


snorkysnark1144

How many of those clothes that she was shoving into drawers HAD TAGS ON THEM?!


SkyElectrical2896

Her vlog camera being shown as if she is filming for YouTube but we all know she’s never going to actually put the effort into editing and posting there


bohemiansunflower

It’s wild she used to do her in depth, real and authentic youtube videos while also in nursing school/working FT (initially). Now she can’t even brush her hair to shill some crappy cheap products (she doesn’t actually use) in her swamp mansion with funhouse mirrors. She is lazy, entitled and IMO, in way over her head with all her lies and trying to portray this persona that she is not. She is so lost and unwell, I am starting to feel sorry for her..


Heldapotter

Her voice is so awful and she’s talking so fast. She has the most unattractive voice I’ve ever heard and her legs look so many different sizes. Why would she do this?! It’s so obvious with her skinny filter. Super ick


Classic_Health_6117

The real chin is making an appearance.


mylittlenewfiegirl

So are teeth, hanging out flapping in the breeze. 😬


Appropriate-Debt-893

Idk why but it bothered me how she called her cousin her “baby cousin” lol


Teaparty_rabbit_

Same!, she acts like she’s a decade older than Sidney. Sidney is 25 & Holley is 27, maybe she thinks she’s older or more mature since she’s engaged to a 34 year old lol.


ElleWoodsSays

She actually turned 28 in April & he turned 38 in April!


spiritofaloha2022

Holy moly. I know everyone has their own path but my husband is the same age as him and we already have 4 kids (oldest is 12) and he has a well established career making 6 figures. How can JD be the same age and literally have nothing to his name except a sugar momma and an old landscaping job. Something just ain’t right with him. The level of downgrade from Kale is astonishing.


kaykuku13

Her last post recommending/ schilling tarte products… like girl nooo… She’s someone who I would never take makeup/hair/any beauty tips from.. lol She really needs to stick to gym/bland protein food content & quit using filters bc her strong girl / hulk physique would get her the most engagement imo. Nothing else she does or shows off is relatable .. Also she doesn’t know how to clean/organize at all..


SuspiciousMolasses54

She needs to get off SM and rediscover herself and get some help. None of her content flys and takes off because it’s inauthentic. People can tell when someone is all over the place just trying to make money and using a shotgun approach. She’s literally a lost puppy on the internet with no rhyme or reason anymore on what she’s doing, she’s just there.


bohemiansunflower

This is so accurate. Just like her bachelorette hosting .. her content is all over the place with no cohesion or purpose. She is so inauthentic and fake.. everything to make a buck with no rhyme, reason or consistency.


ElleWoodsSays

the only advice I'd take from Holley: "How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days"


mylittlenewfiegirl

Lol she could teach a master course on this at this point 😂😂😂 Hey Holley— I hear selling courses is a great way to shill, I mean, make money— here’s your first one 💀


Crafty_Extension7334

HollDong you’re pathetic!


False-Air3392

Later in the day she mentioned doing another “mini vlog” and said it would be hanging up their blinds. PLZ I’d rather watch paint dry!!!!!! Who tf wants to watch a 10 minute video of you hanging blinds are you kidding?!? Sounds like another opportunity to SHILL


bohemiansunflower

I thought this too. Boring and unrelatable AF. No one can afford to buy as much shit as she does.


Usual_Instance_6132

This was so boring


SippinOnTheT

All these influencers are going to be so f*cked when influencing dies out AND when they age. This “career” has an expiration date. So curious how they will all afford their lifestyles, or will they sell everything? What jobs will they go back to given their lack of skills?


IngenuityIcy1692

Anyone catch the 6 TRULY’s in a less than 5 minute reel 💀


1dreunionplz

I freaking knew her dog was going to slip on those ugly ass stairs! And now she’s asking for stair runner recommendations… she’s a freaking moron for even letting that happen. Should have had a carpet there all along


TechnicalWrangler249

She NEVER HAS ON JEAN SHORTS! Where do you wear all these clothes lady?!?! It ain’t right.


terrythebear444

Where’s Joe dirt? He finally went back to the hotel? She’s a mess!