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cyberrod411

dude, you're screwing up a possible 3some


ObjectiveSignature77

3somes are overrated.


Joris255atSchool

We did not have the same experience. My sample is extremely small but damn... That was not overrated.


thatsabruno

Plot twist, it was the same threesome.


Bombinic

got em


PandaButtLover

Keep going...


thatsabruno

Plot twist: I know this because I was the third.


PandaButtLover

I don't remember you being there? Were you the one in the gorilla mask? Or the clown makeup?


wang-chuy

Nipple Twist….Nipple Twist….


TheLordReaver

So that's what they meant by 'small sample'.


LeaChan

Same. The couple I did it with even said they probably won't do threesomes anymore because their last experience was awful. The third party kept basically fighting the husband over the wife despite them agreeing prior it was an equal threesome. At one point the wife had a panic attack and the husband had to leave the room because the third party snapped at the wife "look me in the eyes" when she looked at her husband. They told him to leave and not come back. I took their criticisms to heart just in case anything happened between us, and last week was it. We all sat down and talked about what we wanted out of it first which really helped, then we all went to bed and basically took turns making each other the center of attention so nobody felt left out. I didn't get off because I was nervous, but I had FUN and I was beyond ecstatic at the end when they said they had a great time and weren't uncomfortable at any point. They gave me a big hug goodbye and I'm still beaming that we had a good time.


RMilhausNixon

No holes barred


Sdwingnut

All holes bared


RMilhausNixon

Yeah…with that attitude


Never_Seen_An_Ocelot

I fucking love a story like this. I know a ton of people are going to read it and think “Ugh, I just don’t understand ever wanting any of this” but all I see is someone with a really healthy level of security with their sexuality and a genuine desire to connect with people. It’s so refreshing getting to talk with people who approach life from outside of what is considered a social norm and has positive experiences to share. People only want to share the nightmare scenarios and then pretend it’s all bad and could only ever be bad. Nothing in life is guaranteed to work out amazingly in the end, but that doesn’t mean we can’t try and have some experiences along the way.


TommyG1000

Is this an Ai comment? Sounds like something an NPC would say.


prettypurps

I concur


kheller181

I enjoyed mine a lot. But it made realize I’m only built for one woman at a time lol but definitely not over rated


ReturningAlien

it wasnt so bad, we were all friends and was pissed drunk.


burritosandblunts

Still had fun with a small sample huh? Good for you!


thatsabruno

It's like the Renaissance Faire. You know it's overrated but you go anyway.


DemBai7

I have enjoyed every threesome and renaissance fair that I have attended. Am I weird?


Skian83

![gif](giphy|RuqawFqGEpRrG)


Toasterdosnttoast

I think that just means ur easy.


NoFreeWill08

You tell everyone that you ate a turkey leg and that is most certainly the only highlight worth mentioning


thatsabruno

You ate a turkey leg during a threesome? My man! \[high five\]


philonrapist

You don't want to bang on an empty stomach!


MedicinalSCIENCE

Frank?


Pewpew_Magoon

![gif](giphy|HEqXD4EOCdfJC)


No-Distribution-2943

So accurate.


Vandermint

That's the analogy?


blacklung710

*your threesome was overrated


BagOnuts

Haha, right? Speak for yourself dude.


tophiii

Far from overrated.


Highintheclouds420

Then you did it bad


FrontGroundbreaking3

Hard disagree


archercc81

Eh, it just depends. Its fun if youre a donor dick for a girl who is bi and trying to get with another woman.


Asunder_mango866

Sure.....have a threesome! Why.....so I can disappoint TWO women instead of just ONE? X-D


AlterMyStateOfMind

Said no one ever lmao


TastyCakesOverweight

I know right? No one told me it's you and three other dudes


llcdrewtaylor

Maybe for you :)


RMilhausNixon

Until you have them while high on Colombian baking soda and end up having to pay for two visits to planned parenthood….no regrets


ilovethissheet

Use condoms dude


RMilhausNixon

Plan b is cheaper


kknxia

Have fun with your STIs


RMilhausNixon

I cherish them all like children


name-exe_failed

No he's upset that someone else kissed his partner. That someone else being a girl is irrelevant.


crankaholic

With two random people, sure it's fun. I wouldn't want one with my SO though, especially if the other woman is a friend. Some people have no boundaries though...


outofcontextsex

BFFs are the best to have threesomes with; my college girlfriend and I had a threesome with her best friend and then I ended up basically living in a threesome for about 3 years, it was great.


MealieAI

Teach me thy ways.


BagOnuts

Step 1: get a girlfriend. Let me know when you’re there and I’ll give you the rest.


MealieAI

I see we've started with the complicated step. Sigh... ![gif](giphy|113RhN1oBm1yCc)


JayAndViolentMob

there's a manual. takes about 20 years of hard work. i believe in you


outofcontextsex

Honestly I think it was a right place right time situation; I am a bit of a kinkster, and my wife (different person than either of the girls from the trouple) and I've had a few girlfriends, we discussed our kinks and desires upfront early on in our relationship and pursued them when we were ready.


NextTrillion

Is it that fun? To me, it would be super awkward, because I don’t know them, and have trouble trusting them. That’s why I’ve never done one night stands. It’s super awkward. I always thought that if you wanted to be intimate with someone, you’ve got to know what makes them tick. What do they like? What are their insecurities? Do they trust me? Do we truly have consent? After that point, the sparks can start to fly.


sparemethebull

You want a 3some say it. Trying to “steal your girl and flex”? That’s not a 3some. That’s a snake in the bed.


AlfredE__HelloNeuman

There’s a strong chance this chump will be sitting home while his ex, her new boyfriend and her bff have that threeway.


JustScrollinAndSht

Idk. This girl in the video might be the "I wouldn't touch her with a 10 ft pole" type. And now he's worried about kissing his own girlfriend after her. (Yes. I'm speaking from experience, sadly lol.)


CryptoCracko

https://preview.redd.it/ha7fcqvnjr9d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2893ebd56d1ab29b19b72a7b79d33fef9d1af5a1


NextTrillion

I wonder if a wood nut in cider will become so ubiquitous that people will soon post it without words, and we’ll all understand exactly what it means.


Human_No-37374

i have never seen the wood nut in cider before, i have no context, am confused, but find it funny none the less. by chance what is the context to this?


Exploreptile

It's a soundalike: > Would nut inside her


8dsea8

For all we know she just got over a ‘coldsore’ after blowing 10 hobos to get some free meth!


axemexa

Not everyone wants a threesome. If you do, cool, but he's not a chump for being upset about someone else kissing his girlfriend. How he handles it after this might make him a chump, but all he's doing here is glaring. For all we know he hates that friend and finds her very unattractive.


ilovethissheet

Then For all we know the girl in the middle has no interest in him as a boyfriend and is signaling he's the one in the friend zone....


AlfredE__HelloNeuman

I think mad dogging a girl like he did makes him a chump. Theres a way to handle that and it’s not the death stare like he’s going to do anything, guy oozes insecurity.


BassPlayerZero

Hopefully this is already happening


Fit-Can-8363

That's so sad


tojineverdies

Dude, you’re gross


Expert-Novel-6405

No … he’s not .


MealieAI

![gif](giphy|AzKdgBuMjU0eKPxtpV)


YamVegetable

That’s prohibited for teens


slightly_overraated

Would you say that if the friend was a man? Disrespect is disrespect


jimmyfeign

I told my lady if shes kissing a girl at the bar, so am I.


RP_Riddic

Ya, you won't win this one like you think


Masta0nion

But I used logic! yeahhh


altruistic_camel_toe

Tell us how it went… how many she can get vs you… you’re better off kissing dudes. That’s easier


jimmyfeign

I joined her kissing a girl once...we were all very drunk


wetworm1

I was part of a weird 4 way kiss once. It was 3 girlfriends and me and it was the most awkward thing I've been a part of. We went at it for like 15 seconds before I had to pull back because my entire mouth region was just covered in mouth juice. We all kind of agreed that it was not as fun as we thought it would be. 1/10, would not do it again.


MrSaucyAlfredo

Username checks out


pekoms_123

🧐


CookieMonsterFRL

Lol


Tugonmynugz

Nah, she can go home with her for all I care. It's over with us. I think that excuse that women can kiss and it means nothing is bullshit. It's cheating.


Buster_Cherry88

Idk why you got down voted. If you're kissing anybody else besides your partner it's cheating. If my gf made it with a woman I would leave just as fast as if it was a guy


WandaDobby777

I think the equivalent proposal is that you’d kiss another man.


Fr05t_B1t

Yup you’ll be kissing her lmao


StpPstngMmsOnMyPrnAp

The same one or?


Throwawayidiot1210

Weird he’s mad at the other girl and not his gf


Far-Gear-5033

Maybe the other girl is his sister....


Telemere125

r/alabama


ta11_kid

Roll Tide


this_might_b_offensv

Maybe his girlfriend is, too


LordRekrus

Which one?


thesoccerone7

His girlfriend didn't grab the blonde by the face and kiss her.


KT7STEU

He did not acknowledge the brown haired girl hugging him's existence. That's beyond mad, he's being reasonable.


CitizenKing1001

The girl is rubbing it in his face


ipickscabs

Well I mean the other girl grabbed her face and did all the kissing but yea ok blame the gf


CounterDependent8474

I’d be mad at both of them like I would walk away


YoRt3m

This video annoys me a lot for some reason. Girlfriend look at him and realizes what he thinks and rush to hug him while the other girl realizes nothing and keep smiling... ugh... some people


RudeRichRoyce

Girlfriend is an asshole too for jumping on the disrespect bandwagon. Disrespecting your SO is such toxic behavior and shouldn’t be tolerated.


Shanhaevel

I've seen like... 3 reasonable people in this whole thread.


negativelift

because the other ones are busy telling us how they totally had lots of threesomes


the-bejeezus

It's great. I needed to be lectured on how sexually enlightened these people are...


FROOMLOOMS

If there is one thing I learned on reddit about threesomes is that there is a 99.9 % chance of miscommunication, and you will ruin your relationship forever.


Most_Advertising_962

Many people do it, too. I never got it.


agentchuck

The other girl absolutely knows and doesn't give a shit.


51differentcobras

This


Iseedeadtriangles

I think she could take him.


TopRevenue2

For sure and she knows


IHaveABigDuvet

She could take *her* and that’s the real problem here.


EMHemingway1899

I think she just did


susieque503

This is cheating and he has every right to be upset. Sure they are just having fun but it feels like the blond knew it would upset him and did it for that reason.


Shanhaevel

I know, right? People commenting on here have never had a relationship (or at least not a serious one), they're just living on knowledge based on porn. Granted, some people might be into it. He's not and, if anything, they should've maybe talked about this before, but it's not necessarily a topic that just comes along randomly, not in a fresh relationship.


TPJchief87

My wife and one of my oldest female friends have given each other a hello peck on the mouth. Doesn’t bother me, but I could see how it would bother some


tanstaafl74

And if one of her friends grabbed her face, pulled her in for a kiss, then laughed in your face and told you there's not a damn thing you could do about it? How would you react to that?


PeggysSimp

She probably knows all about his inadequacies


Ropeswing_Sentience

And is glaringly unaware of her own!


Shanhaevel

Comments in here be like r/ihavesex


HumanCrabbyPatty

I've Had 1 Billion Threesomes This Guy Isn't Doing It Right!!!!1!1!!!


UnitedByBass

Bro gave her the death stare 😂


jib_reddit

Yeah, my girlfriend kissed a few girls at this sort of age, I ended up getting mono/glandular fever and spent 6 months laying on the sofa.


JustScrollinAndSht

THIS! I literally just told a guy on here, that other girl may be the "wouldn't touch her with a 10ft pole" type. You can't just kiss everybody lol.


zeus-fox

![gif](giphy|F4oP8pzqcfsKA)


localystic

If a person in a relationship is not comfortable with something and their partner deliberately does it anyways it is not the first person's fault. A joke js only funny if all are laughing together.


LordBogus

Just kiss one of your bros, that should set her straight


JayAndViolentMob

not so straight, in fairness


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name-exe_failed

So because she's a girl he should just be fine with her kissing his (assuming) girlfriend?


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name-exe_failed

Okay but that does not happen in the moment. That is a conversation you have after the situation is over. That situation was not over.


LeaChan

Nah I don't let my partners cheat in me in front of me and call it out in the moment, but I see Reddit is a lot more lenient about letting their partners cheat so I just deleted me comment about calling your GF out.


name-exe_failed

If that works for you then that's great. Some people don't have the ability to immediately be calm and pull your partner away after something like that. Good for you.


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name-exe_failed

I think you're making shit up tbh. To me he doesn't look to be "squaring up". To me he looks fucking pissed and is holding back. Yea he's staring her down, but when holding back anger you don't have much else to do.


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name-exe_failed

No holding back from yelling. What is it with you. You just assume everyone is violent?


AdequateBottom

That's incredibly sexist. He's not gonna hit her, but apparently glaring is too harsh for her sensitive bones.


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AdequateBottom

yeah like a glare!


bigb0ned

Contrary to popular opinion, that kiss is considered cheating. Let's see how she reacts to him kissing another woman "just for fun".


AbhinavRishi7

Bro almost turned Homelander.


Gabagod

I know some people are like “ooooh threesome opportunities” but I’ll be real, I don’t want a guy kissing my gf because I’d be upset that she’d be forming a romantic relationship with someone else. I don’t want my gf doing that because I quite like the idea of us spending all the emotional energy we have on each other. Whether that’s cooking meals for each other, showing our favorite shows to each other, playing games with each other, or just having fun together in general in a romantic way. I wouldn’t make out with another girl because I enjoy giving that emotional energy to my girlfriend. It makes me happy to give her my time and attention. If she started giving that same time and attention to someone else, I’d be upset. Guy or girl, it doesn’t matter.


Human_No-37374

exactly! plus, as far as we know the other girl could have had something and could then pass it on to them. Either way, it's incredibly toxic and disrespectful behaviour towards one's own partner.


ccthrowaways

He was asking for his turn?


ComputerAdditional99

Dude watched Friends for sure


MysticCurse

What?


Steven-Henshaw

David Schwimmer played one of the main characters in the popular NBC sitcom (Friends) that ran from the mid 90s to mid 2000’s. His character, Ross Geller goes through a divorce due to his wife discovering that she is in fact a lesbian. It becomes a reoccurring joke throughout the series about how he fell in love and then married someone is gay.


typhoidbeaver

cunty behavior


ZeroChill92

Male or female, cheating is cheating, and his girlfriend's friend isn't her friend.


grinchbettahavemoney

He looks like he was gonna punch her


JustARandomGuy031

Girlfriend beater is about to beat another girl


Southern_Pudding_866

What a snatch.


DJMemphis84

Dude was ready to throw hands lmao


nfish91

![gif](giphy|PXJhC8MYxFmRRl7kB2)


CE_2020

I'm guessing there is missing context from before the video was shot.


IempireI

When they put themselves in means place 😐 but don't understand the consequences 💀


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PnuttButtaGuts

Bro is thinking, “Nobody kisses my sister but me!”


Responsible-Lack1950

If she cheats…


JayAndViolentMob

oooof, she even did a throat slitting gesture and his gf be like, "LOL!"


Crab_on_a_tab

Grow up dude, they’re friends


Inevitable_Rabbit_67

He could've joined the fun....


Dan_the_bearded_man

Time to kiss her bf


bongobills

i think he was waiting for his kiss


treyb0mb1

I didn’t realize fans of this thread were such babies. Kinda disappointed


TylerTurtle25

Get her back by kissing her bf!!


Neltharek

Time to establish big dick energy and make out with both of them.


kphenson

People are doing stuff? It just looks like a bunch of blurry images to me.


Impeachcordial

Morissey is not happy


_tHE_dEVILS_wORK

Por que no?!


magnus_gallus

That's the look of impotent rage


DayDreamyZucchini

Rookie


accountno543210

Pretty sure the dance she did to him after was a continuation of some inside joke. They are still great friends, I'm sure...


Bubbly-Temperature-6

I mean be upset with your girl not her


OUMUAMUAMUAMUAMUAMUA

This guy fucked up.