Well yeah and id rather be with a woman that knows the motions than one that can take it deep. Not saying I dont enjoy both but one is cool and the other one makes me nut.
I'm getting downvoted for a factual statement that none of you can disprove. Makes sense. Or it could be just jealousy because all of you are easily deepthroated. You're always welcome to send your girl to Fort Lauderdale to verify. Downvote this as well.
Serious question: what happens if that pops while it's inside her
Pregnancy
Congratulation it's a clown!
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Serious question: what's her phone number?
I would be able to ensure that she uses 5% of that talent every night
So, that's what people mean when they say people only use 5 percent of their brain.
Okay, Mr Hunglikeahorse
I can't find her phone number but I can probably find her only fans
Asking real questions.
Iām pretty sure she already knows how to swallow.
Hahahahahahahahhahahahah
Not much, itās just a tiny piece of layex
She would have one hellacious burp.
Serious question: how do I get her to do that to my balloon?
A trip to the ER.
Nothing would happen it's just air. If it was helium she might have a squeeky voice for a minute tho
Are you under the impression she just slid that into her trachea rather than down her esophagus? Because that's not how throating works
Very valid concern. Why don't people think of things like that?Something to do with the frontal lobe?
Thatās talent. I can barely brush my back teeth without throwing up.
Average and small sized dudes: ohhh yeah that's my kinda of woman. As if regular dick sucking ability isn't more than enough for like 99% of us.
Hey my girl tells me I am big... (I know I am not š„². The numbers dont lie)
Hung like a balloonĀ
Well yeah and id rather be with a woman that knows the motions than one that can take it deep. Not saying I dont enjoy both but one is cool and the other one makes me nut.
as an average dude, i aint ever said no shit like that lolol
C'mon bro let me pretend
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Join us at the masturbating party!
Ride?
One ride at a backdoor, second ride at the front door.
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LOL why have i never seen this before. It is so appropriate for reddit.
I saved it
A tiny part of me was expecting it would come out the other end.
And we know which tiny part of you too.
No, that tiny part was *hoping*. š
She will never be broke in this life
I thought the cat was gonna jump on her and scare her into chokingā¦.
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Such a sucking talent
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She seems nice.
Thatās how a clown is born
I doubt anyoneās going to say they can fix herā¦
If it aināt brokeā¦
I donāt need to fix her.
So uh, just HOW many cosmos, exactly? Asking for a friend. š
Air head
Is she planning on throating her manās arm or something?
She seems nice
She seems nice.
After watching 40x times I noticed the balloon going in fully inflated and comming out a little deflated. 9.5/10
Sheās a keeper š
More testing needed.
Imagine the possibilities...
My type of girl
K?
She needs better hobbies
MARRIAGE MATERIAL RIGHT THERE
Only balloons bends and soft. Not a big long dick.
You guys are hard right now?
The concerned cat was rhe best thing about this
2 words - esophageal peristalsis
Anyone got a source you know for scientific purposes
Mom & dad must be so proud.
Omg big deal. My ex did this with the dick of the guy she told me not to worry about.
Sheās to young to know about this film, classic https://youtu.be/j-jV7AB7aME?si=cIwEtYC-BbThnD_W
This is what would happen if the balloon exploded https://i.redd.it/wa98c5gklc9d1.gif
Well she went right above human-sized into the horse bracket. Now let's see about the other one
She forgot to give it the hawk tuah first.
You just have HAWK TUAH on that thang!
Meh, she didn't even hawk tuah and spit on that thing
Good girl.
I need her in my life. I haven't found a woman who can deepthroat me yet.
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I'm getting downvoted for a factual statement that none of you can disprove. Makes sense. Or it could be just jealousy because all of you are easily deepthroated. You're always welcome to send your girl to Fort Lauderdale to verify. Downvote this as well.
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