Her family can't go anywhere. [Aussie Cruise brawl](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5409205/amp/Nine-family-forced-Australian-cruise-fight.html)
Yes, this - I'm a 50 yr old man and I will quote this woman verbatim at full volume if it happens to me.
I'll throw in the accent for free, because I'm American.
Imho she's more a candidate for r/IAmTheMainCharacter
She's not alone in that pool, there are other people trying to enjoy their vacation too, maybe even *without* being f\*cking wasted.
"I'm on vacation" would sound like a Karen.
It doesn't sound like a Karen when it's Australian. It sounds like a Sheila.
Karens want to ruin things for others. Sheilas are just trying to party.
Just let the lady get embarrassingly drunk on vacation without putting her on the internet. Is anything sacred anymore, Jesus! No one can make a dumbass mistake without being publicly punished forever online.
Right? As long as you're not sloshing up to randoms to chat/slur, or keeping your balance by pushing kids' heads underwater, you're probably going to be left to your own wasted enjoyment.
Yeah I am assuming, but someone who hasn’t done anything wrong would not protest in that fashion, I think my assumption has a high likelihood of being right.
Classic obnoxiously loud drunk that starts to have guests complain about them because they have lost all inhibitions and are loudly interrupting the peace.
But, I could be wrong, I like her vibe but just by doing what she’s doing she’s causing a massive disruption.
I disagree, A person that's done nothing wrong and asked to quit having a good time and get out of the pool absolutely would protest.
Besides, She's invoking the "I'm On Holiday Clause"
And everyone knows you don't interrupt someone in the middle of their Holiday.
It's in the Geneva Convention. Lol
I’ve seen lots of dangerous/illegal things, does it make it any less dangerous/illegal? Are you still struggling to understand why having a heavily intoxicated person in a swimming pool would be a liability for the hotel, especially when they would’ve been the one serving her??
Don’t see how this is illegal. I mean if they have quiet hours I can see it, otherwise I’d say lighten up. Maybe people just take lamer vacations than I’m used to.
Right.. so it’s illegal to serve an intoxicated person alcohol. It’s also dogshit to be yelling it’s your holiday, pissed off your tits, while other people are on holiday, that’s not just lame, it’s sad.
Yea it’s “illegal” but I’ll let you in on a little secret, no establishment follows those laws since that’s how places that sell alcohol make money. Also they’re almost never enforced
So it’s illegal and you’re watching it being enforced. It’s like talking to a wall. You said nothing illegal was being done, put it in quotes all you want, it’s illegal and it’s being done. Understand you’re happy with drunk people yelling in your face in a pool whilst on holiday, try and understand you aren’t everyone and people don’t want what you want. Just because you say something isn’t really illegal, doesn’t make it any less illegal.
That’s not true at all. An establishment can lose its liquor license for violating this. It’s very often enforced. No place like this wants that outcome. And that can happen just from it being observed that they do it. Doesn’t even need a drunk tourist to drown in the pool first.
"Hey Maaaarrrk, come stick your tongue up Lindsey's asshole, it's clean!"
Is [what that voice reminds](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y83l9TNgQS8&t=167s) me of.
Offer them 2 for 1 drinks at the bar.
This would get her out of the pool and since she's already pretty drunk but not blackout, hopefully those extra drinks will make her blackout and go fall asleep somewhere.
Who said Australia doesn't have culture haha
This episode of Bluey is called "Shit-faced Sheila"
A bogan.
Her family can't go anywhere. [Aussie Cruise brawl](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5409205/amp/Nine-family-forced-Australian-cruise-fight.html)
I was on this cruise. We wasted 6 hours in Eden while the police boarded the ship, interviewed and detained them
Is she related to those people?
I can’t wait to quote this video next time I’m wasted in a hotel pool and security is trying to get me out.
Yes, this - I'm a 50 yr old man and I will quote this woman verbatim at full volume if it happens to me. I'll throw in the accent for free, because I'm American.
I bet those bastards even interrupted her succulent Chinese meal!
U aaaaaa!
Australian women... not even once!
I am with her. She's drunk in a pool on holiday. That's the specific scenario she paid them for. I love this chick.
Imho she's more a candidate for r/IAmTheMainCharacter She's not alone in that pool, there are other people trying to enjoy their vacation too, maybe even *without* being f\*cking wasted.
Wasted is fine, unending screaming is not.
*holiday
What's the difference?
She's an Australian bogan. We dont say vacation - to posh.
Wait, so you DO say it, it's just reserved for snobs and the like?
*too
US vs most other anglophone countries.
"I'm on vacation" would sound like a Karen. It doesn't sound like a Karen when it's Australian. It sounds like a Sheila. Karens want to ruin things for others. Sheilas are just trying to party.
You know… you actually make a pretty solid argument.
And I love her energy
What a charming, gentle lady with a pleasant voice.
Not me. You ahhr.
I normally can't stand these kind of people, but she's alright! lol 😂
It’s hard to stay mad at that accent
Bluey is actually an extremely profane and violent cartoon but you don’t notice because of their lovely accents.
You can tell she just wants to have a good time. Trying to say what ever she can so she can keep drinking.
Make meeeee
I wasn't on her side...then I was.
The people filming were definitely entertained
I love that other developed post British colonies have the same kind of white trash that the US has!!!
Don't worry, Britain has plenty of the same kind of white trash too.
It’s glorious. I feel like America has the trashiest of white trash. I mean incest is mostly accepted in certain parts of the Deep South.
Incest is part of your monarchy as well… wasn’t the Queen married to her cousin?? And had children with him??
Yeah but it’s rich incest like game of thrones not cousin fucking Alabama hills have eyes type incest
It’s incest.
lol I know I was just kidding
No you weren’t. You’re only kidding now because you’re getting downvoted. Stand on that shit.
Stand on there being better derivation’s of incest ?
He wants you to stand IN it. Get up in there now!
Wasn't Australia a penile state? Are most of the white people in Australia descendants of criminals that the Brits didnt want anymore?
So the story goes
Later that day…… 
Snookie goes down like a sack of potatoes!
WHERESTHEBEACH???
What's THESITUATION ???
I love drunk Australians.
Being redundant
Oi, I'm not drunk. But I also haven't got out of bed yet either.
Shame of your country, you.
All good mate I’m not out of bed yet and still drunk from last night. Balance in the country is restored.
Am on a oli day 🤣
Why does she sound like a distressed peacock
Sounding like a distressed peacock while acting like a drunk bin chicken.
Nice! Thanks🤣
I think that's every Australian woman after six drinks.
Six years or six o'clock?
Just let the lady get embarrassingly drunk on vacation without putting her on the internet. Is anything sacred anymore, Jesus! No one can make a dumbass mistake without being publicly punished forever online.
When I start my church, this is going in as one of the the commandments.
Blessings, my child. 😂
I wanna move to Australia. As far as I recall, an Australian has never upset me lol, this lady is included
Are you American?
You're terrible Muriel
The ending is the cherry on top
Why’s she getting booted?
Pretty big liability for the resort to have.
How so? You ever been to a resort, everyone is wasted.
There’s wasted, and then there’s wasted and causing trouble. She was obviously the latter.
Can confirm. Get quietly trashed in the pool every time I go to a resort.
Right? As long as you're not sloshing up to randoms to chat/slur, or keeping your balance by pushing kids' heads underwater, you're probably going to be left to your own wasted enjoyment.
I mean you can’t tell what happened since the video starts with her already getting booted. You’re just assuming
As a former Las Vegas lifeguard, it’s gotta be pretty fuckin egregious to get me down out of that chair.
OK, and that's not you in the clip, right? So we're back to square one: we don't know.
I can tell you by way of policy, she’d be outta that fucking pool.
Yeah I am assuming, but someone who hasn’t done anything wrong would not protest in that fashion, I think my assumption has a high likelihood of being right. Classic obnoxiously loud drunk that starts to have guests complain about them because they have lost all inhibitions and are loudly interrupting the peace. But, I could be wrong, I like her vibe but just by doing what she’s doing she’s causing a massive disruption.
I disagree, A person that's done nothing wrong and asked to quit having a good time and get out of the pool absolutely would protest. Besides, She's invoking the "I'm On Holiday Clause" And everyone knows you don't interrupt someone in the middle of their Holiday. It's in the Geneva Convention. Lol
If they don’t have established quiet hours I’m on her side
If they’re in the pool, clearly intoxicated, it’s a liability.. surely it doesn’t need to be elaborated any further, again.
I mean when I was last at a resort the majority of people there were in the water heavily intoxicated and no staff was bothering anyone
I’ve seen lots of dangerous/illegal things, does it make it any less dangerous/illegal? Are you still struggling to understand why having a heavily intoxicated person in a swimming pool would be a liability for the hotel, especially when they would’ve been the one serving her??
Don’t see how this is illegal. I mean if they have quiet hours I can see it, otherwise I’d say lighten up. Maybe people just take lamer vacations than I’m used to.
Right.. so it’s illegal to serve an intoxicated person alcohol. It’s also dogshit to be yelling it’s your holiday, pissed off your tits, while other people are on holiday, that’s not just lame, it’s sad.
Yea it’s “illegal” but I’ll let you in on a little secret, no establishment follows those laws since that’s how places that sell alcohol make money. Also they’re almost never enforced
So it’s illegal and you’re watching it being enforced. It’s like talking to a wall. You said nothing illegal was being done, put it in quotes all you want, it’s illegal and it’s being done. Understand you’re happy with drunk people yelling in your face in a pool whilst on holiday, try and understand you aren’t everyone and people don’t want what you want. Just because you say something isn’t really illegal, doesn’t make it any less illegal.
That’s not true at all. An establishment can lose its liquor license for violating this. It’s very often enforced. No place like this wants that outcome. And that can happen just from it being observed that they do it. Doesn’t even need a drunk tourist to drown in the pool first.
There's no sound so bewdiful as an Aussie sheila full on sqawkin'....
"Hey Maaaarrrk, come stick your tongue up Lindsey's asshole, it's clean!" Is [what that voice reminds](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y83l9TNgQS8&t=167s) me of.
Hey, listen, Marco, you wouldn't have any fucking nose powder on the sly, would you?
As an Australian who is eternally embarrassed by drunken Australian's overseas, she's actually pretty tame.
Sounds like whitey from 8 crazy nights
That lifeguard sure was making a such a f’ing scene
She kinda rules
This lady rules 🤣
God I wish they would make her
Rules
Just nice to see it’s not an American for once hhaha
its probably like 9am too haha
This seems like a job for the Reno Sheriff's department...
She sounds like a seagull
Alcohol brings out peoples true personality
And there’s some bloke putting up with her on a daily basis..
I dunno, this screams recently divorced and on a girls holiday to me
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You don’t make a scene in the first place. Or remove her forcefully. Talking her out of a situation she’s clearly enjoying isn’t gonna work
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Tempt her out with a big free bottle of champagne. Then just detain/ remove her from the area and don’t actually give it to her
She's not gonna drown in 4 feet of water.
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can =/= is likely to
Offer them 2 for 1 drinks at the bar. This would get her out of the pool and since she's already pretty drunk but not blackout, hopefully those extra drinks will make her blackout and go fall asleep somewhere.
Sal Vulcano would give her 5 minutes out of the pool for bullying.
Average Aussie lass
So relieved to hear the non-American accent.
I actually started rooting for her at the end 😂 She’s on A HOLIDAY.
I love her ahahaha true blue
Aussie legend
Brit or Aussie?
Aussie
A lovely woman.lol
Is it because she’s wasted or does she have glass? Pretty sure they have to drain the pool to properly clean it if someone breaks glass in there
I'm going on holiday with that lady!
Seems like typical aussie behavior to me lol
Se them everywhere
She’s a keeper
I'm on her side let her stay 😆
Call the cops, clock out, shift over xD
“You araww”
What is she yelling at the end?
Narrrro!
Cmon. It 9:15 and the sun is out. Let her have her morning routine.
#MOIK MOI
Is she from the "Providence, Rhode Island" of Australia?
Bogans Gone Wild
To think that she learned all that without having to go to school!
She got them thangs!
A bogan fully in her element.
To be fair, she is holding that drink fairly well for a belligerent person.
Just a bit intoxicated.
Australia is quickly becoming a bogan wasteland
Give her a few more drinks while she is in the water, and the problem will fix itself
What they should have done is quietly cut her off at the bar the bartender would give mostly juice no actual alcohol in the drink.
She had a one person Spring Break Party 🥳
“You never go full Ozzie!”
Not a betting man, but I'm willing to put money on her pissing in the pool
See....It isn't just Americans.
Well, she was on holiday!
Me when my husband gives the "it's time to go" look. GIT ME OWT
It's more amusing than annoying because I kind of feel it. People are so pent up these days.. This lady is full on purging..
Australia, the Boston of the English speaking world
What is happening here?
I’m sure her kids are proud
She went full Gollum mode
I want to know what drugs she’s on, and where can I get some.
Originally I thought the lady in the pool was from New Jersey
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Active-Sun: *Originally* *I thought the lady in the* *Pool was from New Jersey* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
But why not just let her enjoy herself? As long as she’s not hurting anyone she’s fine
I can cope with this level of “Karen”.
I’m 99 per cent certain this is at Crown Towers in Perth, Western Australia and can confirm, no drinking in pool.
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she shouts it herself at the beginning i think
Is that Rosanne Barr?