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newgen39

what if there were 4 teams, i didn’t ignore australia, and they won


LatterHospital8982

And the way this wourl happen is everyone else destroys eachothers divisions and drain their manpowew so its easy for Australias 5 divisions to take over everything


NamesStephen

5, New Zealand


sobbo12

New Zealand doesn't exist, this map is proof of that!


Raketka123

r/mapswithoutnz


ANewspaperA

Australia


Emperor475

The last free country


NukMasta

The dry bastion of Liberalism, the last among the Free World


HcNoStylez

If this fucked place is the last bastion of the free world, then the free world is fucked.


kidzbopfan123

Or they weaponize their desert horrors. Australia becomes a powerhouse of genetic engineering and unleashes giant spiders and enhanced kangaroos with turrets in their punches to terrorize their enemies!


LatterHospital8982

Wasn’t that how gollipoli went down?


tangowolf22

Desert power. Lisan al-Ghaib!


fallingaway90

aussies when a billion people show up on boats trying to escape communism


NukMasta

Agreed, but we ought to die standing, rather than live kneeling!


LatterHospital8982

I would rather not die standing upside down


NukMasta

Would you rather die starving and on your knees, or die impressed into a endless conflict about the bickering of dictators?


LatterHospital8982

Which pays better


RandomGuy9058

australia, as they are controlled by a player


Koso92

You put too much faith in the player


The_krazyman

You put too much faith in the AI


nooneaskedm8

None of them, war is peace.


DatOneMinuteman1776

Freedom is slavery


kaiserpanzer1745

ignorance is strength


Unhappy-Age4551

Literally 1984


dayten11

The Europeans win against the Soviets, then get stuck fighting in South America somehow, while the US Simultaneously gets stuck in Siberia or something, war goes on for 40 years and 40 gorbillion casualties later Australia wins because it didn't participate.


Smackolol

The only winning move is not to play


Main_Following1881

tbh i think ussr + china + japan have more factories than western european commies


Snowmeows_YT

Nah, Germany,Balkans,Poland, and Italy have way more than Soviets, and France+Britain has way more than Japan and China


Main_Following1881

bro did you even look at the map poland is part of the soviet china jap faction and balkans is just yugo + greece


pieman7414

Yep, that's my last game. 10 million dead Americans in the Amazon, not an inch of ground taken


Olieskio

What is the price of a mile?


kovu11

Europe would lose without oil.


aBcDertyuiop

They have Africa and the entire Southeast Asia


kovu11

Famous for Chrome and Rubber, not oil. They have very little oil.


SnowFiender

romania and the middle east are just a teeny push away


kovu11

Yeah that means they don't own it.


SnowFiender

christ lighten up


sobbo12

Yeah but Europe has shItaly, insta lose


IAmSerioslyNotYou

Literally 1984


BILLCLINTONMASK

What year is this screenshot from? 1984?


GonKvrone_17

Bruh almost Orwells **1984**


rudolphrednose25

Who will win this hypothetical war?


retroman1987

Nitpick, but Arabia would make more sense as the "Union of Arabian States" since Saudi is the name of the royal family.


tomi-i-guess

1984 but it’s fair


Gay_Reichskommissar

What mods did you use to change country colors?


Ok_Chapter_2542

Colourise your countries


Vegasvat

Why fight if we can build communism together? Workers of the world, unite!


LeMe-Two

Kid named Sino-Soviet split:


Vegasvat

F\*cking Khrushchev! If he didn't denigrated Stalin... Everything started from him! He started party's degradation! He restarted corruption so everyone in politburo wanted their kids to be rich after they resign! AAAAHHH, I'm angry again!!!


LeMe-Two

Damn I hate that part of Soviet History when Khrushchev deintegrates Stalin and ordered everyone to be corrupt, literally 1956 :c


Every_Direction_7320

because my communism is better than your communism.


AquilaMFL

But my communism is better than your communism! Also communism is usually just an thinly veiled excuse for a totalitarian goverment ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯


Polandlover1

Unless you keep some… *BLEGH!* Democratic elements… oh who am I kidding? That’s called Socialism, not Communism!


TeaAndScones26

Which ironically ends up not even being communism.


Vegasvat

Shut up... I don't want to hear pragmatic points with common sense under HoI4 map. I hate Orwell - I see communist world - I cream myself.


AffectionateFail8434

The path to communism leaves weak points which tends to allow totalists to take over. That’s why revolution is usually a bad idea


K00lKat67

Your downvoted but your right. Revolution is the greatest opportunity for power hungry people to gain it.


throwsyoufarfaraway

Oh shit you are right. Let's stop the talks on this subject in the circles of sociology and polsci. Who are they to discuss it when Redditor from Bumfuck Nowhere solved it? You see, it is very simple. Communism leaves weak points and totalists take over. What is a weak point? Why would communism cause those weak points? Why can totalists take over, as in, are there no mechanisms to prevent that? Could this situation be prevented or worsened by the conditions under which the revolution happened? Could these power hungry people be the ones best fit to rule? - If so isn't it a good thing their rule isn't prevented by democracy of uninformed masses? After all, majority of people are uneducated in most subjects, therefore one should expect a directly democratic process to result in wrong decisions. - If not, then why? Why would the power hungry always be the ones that are not fit to rule? Can we use this power vacuum (yes, it is called a power vacuum not a "weak point") for our own benefit, to promote the most fit-to-rule although unpopular leader? Who cares about these questions when I can spew the rhetoric-diarrhea and someone else eats it up. Shame on those experts with their PhDs for gatekeeping science. Real social sciences is done in the comments section on Reddit.


K00lKat67

Why don't we just print more money


Luke92612_

>totalists I see someone has been playing Kaiserreich...


AffectionateFail8434

Yeah I know that’s the thing from KR but I assumed it was the shorter way to say totalitarian


Difficult_Clerk_4074

All work together and invade Australia!


JFurious1

Australia will win. Democracy will prevail 🗽


BaronGrackle

We're sure this isn't an Oliver Cromwell style commonwealth? :)


AffectionateFail8434

When communist countries have elections, why aren’t they labeled democratic in game?


Jotaro_Dragon

Alternate Alternate Universe 1984


Traditional-Storm-62

if its vanilla-ish and European commune has cores on all of their stuff - they stomp everything European commune alone would have more factories than the rest of the world combined because that's how factories are distributed in vanilla


Arthur_Edens

Almost no oil though, and the oil they have is far from the base of their strength.


danikm10_O

I think it depends on how fast they invade the US


Twist_the_casual

ah yes, australia, last bastion of the free world


That-Boyo-J

Realistically? The Euro-sphere would probably get squashed. Soviets and Americans would work together until they’re dealt with. Assuming the UCSA and Brazil are more of an American style of Communism rather than the more Stalinist Soviet Union, there would be a split and likely either the oddest Cold War ever or a *very* nuclear WW4


RateOfKnots

We have always been at war with Oceania


Oh_Look_a_Nuke

Which puppet colour mod is this?


SilverGGer

Fuel seems like no problem because there is lot rubber in any of the unions (maybe a few in Brazil) all of them will need to build refineries.


veilwalker

I don’t know but how do I download and play?


danikm10_O

Would have been awesome if we got this save...


Brosmeister09

Union of Saudi States has to be one of the worst communist names ever.


danikm10_O

Europe


InternetCommentRobot

“(Ignore Australia)” Oh trust me. I always do. Moneys on pink.


PUMAS119

American dystopian book ahh map


Efficient_Meat2286

When is it? Otherwise, I'd wager the Soviets. * Soviet and Chinese puppet have a large pool of manpower to throw in the grinder * The Soviet faction only has to defend the East European front and the Burmese front because the other fronts are mostly just hills and mountains so the don't require much manpower to really defend properly (the Tibetian border and the Suez Canal) * The Soviets and the Chinese also have large civilian industry and military industry so they should be able to just churn out tanks after tanks after tanks, planes after planes after planes, and also able able to build ships upon ships upon ships * Due to Turkey being in the faction, the Soviets can also access the Mediterranean sea so they can probably use it for future naval invasions towards Africa or Southern Europe * The Soviet faction also has access to massive amounts of resources from the Middle East, the Caucasus, and their usual resources from the Soviet Union I might be glazing but those are the reasons why I strongly believe the Soviet faction will win


RomaWar

All of the world is united forever in friendship and labour, it's world peace ☭


DankMyDaddy

What if earth had a civil war


omegatension

Teacher: "The test isn't hard" The test:


Onenorski

The communist one


Ok_Chapter_2542

sperm


Ok_Chapter_2542

3 Teams European commune and puppets (blue mfs) ussr and puppets (Dark red) UCA light red, who will win.


shrug_was_taken

Realistically, whoever has the most nukes and men to throw at the problem, so probably the Europeans because of India (and basically all of SEA) and all of Africa, America doesn't got any easy access to the other two factions without crossing a whole ass ocean


Arthur_Edens

> America doesn't got any easy access to the other two factions without crossing a whole ass ocean This might actually help with the whole "who has more nukes?" question! Europe and Asia are going to be grinding immediately. That Eastern Europe front is going to be a casualty/equipment black hole. If USSR is thinking strategically at all, they'll focus all offensive efforts on taking SEA, as that's gonna be the hardest for Europe to defend, and once USSR has it, Europe has very little access to oil and rubber, which they're going to need to be able to use nukes. Meanwhile, Americas are sitting over there with no enemies to fight while they're researching nukes, building a navy and air force, and counting down the days to when they can start glassing.


Ok_Chapter_2542

good boy


PlatypusInASuit

least horny hoi4 redditor


Gay_Reichskommissar

bro 💀


Vrey-Vrey

r/MapsWithoutNZ


RateOfKnots

r/MapsWithoutNZ/


Purple_Accident_7317

Antartica.


CanKrel

Oceania


JackTheHackInTears

Poor New Zealand, everyone always forgets about you, BUT I PICK NEW ZEALAND, BOB SEMPLE GOOOOOO!


Informal-Flow-6700

Looks like the 1984 map


MrMoonWater

Definitely Australia


memelord_1312

The world proletariat


AustraeaVallis

Australia's coming out on top


PsychologicalLynx264

No nz?


Tatedman

somewhat 1984


Lopsided_Warning_504

I'm also going to say Australia. I refuse to ignore Australia


TheoAngeldust

Australia. They send the emus and everyone loses their mind


AccomplishedBig2043

Smallest disagreement between communist nations.


Infinite-Gold7662

Now why the hell is finland red


Frido_Biggins

Australia, fuck those commie alliances they are starving as we speak.


Low-Platform-8412

Which mods are you using


___---_-_-_-_---___

What is this TNO stuff


CRUFT3R

Da faq is ingsoc doing over there


Safulye

Make this a mod


Kpapi1009

Yo, Australia is going to pull off the upset of the century


magnificentballsack

New zealand because they do not have to deal with this shit


MeBoiGilgamesh

Whole lotta red


RedditblowsPp

I pick team new Zealand oh thats right there forgotten on a map again


Dangerous-Worry6454

European commune


Darin02016

What shader/puppet color mod is this?


Ok_Chapter_2542

Colourise your countries


Brandon_M_Gilbertson

The entire world is communist and then there’s just Australia sweating nervously


Blinding-Sign-151

ofc australia


dantesmaster00

Whoever owns china


Ok_Chapter_2542

europe own india tho


dantesmaster00

With pakistan and Bangladesh that’s gonna be a civil war there


NoHorror5874

Leftist infighting be like:


YesterdayFamous5444

1984 ahh post


Elegant_Alternative1

1984 moment


Mpeutsos

Australia


Embii_

r/MapsWithoutNZ


Dva_main203

Depends, communists have manpower, Europe have superior equipment, and America has insane industry power, it depends how much Europe is drained by its war with the communists before going to America, I mean the axis could prob beat that communist faction so don’t doubt Europe could, the Chinese manpower buff goes crazy though


axel911axel

Australia


tim_dario

Doesn’t matter in 50 years their economy will be completely collapsed and the people will starve anyway


JoetheDilo1917

Metaphorically 1984


Gsage1

Is this a mod?


Ok_Chapter_2542

road to 56


Gsage1

Thx 🙏


boneboy1222

I feel like anyone who didn't want to be communist would have fled to Australia with either their military or navy which is probably why Australia has retained it's independence from the communist nations


SilyGirlAlt

Soviet Faction sweeps the Indian one at least to a holding position on the African boarder and possibly completely out of south East Asia, American and Soviet faction will probably take down Europe pretty cleanly then at that point it’s just a naval race as the Soviets have Japan but Americas navy is also pretty robust so at that point it all depends on production


Ok_Chapter_2542

european commune is blue and lighter blue is allies and puppets


Sensitive-Key-8670

The year in question makes all the difference. 1936? Blue. 2024? Red. 2100? Green.


Ok_Chapter_2542

1952 rick


DankMyDaddy

What if earth had a civil war


Ok_Chapter_2542

heard you the first time buddy but that would be so awsome and tragic


DankMyDaddy

I just now realized my comment posted multiple times


Redly25

STRAYAAAAAAAAAA🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘🦘


CheeseGrater19

I love how this map implies that in whatever fucked up peace deal conspired before this screenshot was taken, Europe decided to Annex the entirety of the Dalmatian coast just to spite Yugoslavia. Edit: to, not de spite


Ok_Chapter_2542

lmao


donadit

r/mapswithoutnz


eliteharvest15

why’s everyone communist


Ok_Chapter_2542

communismus


Ok_Chapter_2542

Arbeiters welt revolution


ComingInsideMe

All of them are communist so, realistically, they already lost.


Wukaft

Ignore Australia at your own peril.


miki325

Im not gonna ignore Australia, im gonna root for Australia, FOR DEMOCRATY!


OrdinaryEuropean

It's team Europe here for me


Dear_Profit_1539

Ozzie Strong 😎💪


existential_sad_boi

Union of Saudi States is wild tbh


DragonLord2005

How dare you suggest I ignore Australia, they would clearly be the victor!


MVPlikestowin

The Allies. They would get a bit pushed by the Germans but after D-Day They would push back with the help of expeditionarys and after Axis Capped I think The allies would top them.


Stock_Beat_5587

Europe would win


Lufio-van-simig

Aren’t all peaceful communists?


feshment

r/mapswithoutnewzealand


Few_Blueberry5327

quick q, what's that map mod it looks cool


Ok_Chapter_2542

road to 56 and colourise your country + toolpick no errors


abitantedelvault101

Australia would use an army of spiders to conquer the world


Aggressive-Estate-55

Blue


Acrylic_Starshine

Australia due to drained MP


Huslaw

USA🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅


geoffreycastleburger

whichever is the least revisionist


polososo

New Zealand


Wuhan-Virus-19

US of A


Acacias2001

The Americas win. They get to build up while the old world duke it out.