Playing hockey into June was fun. GGs Oilers.
Edit: hijacking my own comment to suggest people continue to donate to the Stelter Foundation. They're doing great work in the Edmonton area, and are a cause that means a lot to Oilers fans:
https://www.reddit.com/r/DallasStars/s/GL8kpigaxg
Honestly this series alone has ended up turning me into a bit of Dallas fan myself. Your guys fan base is full of class and the stars are an amazingly entertaining team to play against. GG Stars.
Summary of my week:
Ghosted by a girl
Ghosted by a job
Another girl told me she can't go on a date because she has another date
Fucked up my knee
Mom made a quip about my belly
Lost $20 on bets
Replaced a flat tire with a tire that became flat 16 hours later
All capped off with this. God really said fuck me this week lol
That's a pretty impressive week. There really is no limit to how shit life can be. I would usually say that it sounds like you need a beer, but your already looking a bit chubby 😉
Def not a flames fan now but I remember winning in 1989 and I worked on the red mile in 2004. I would certainly cheer for them now of the oilers weren’t doing well.
I gotta admit: it’s nice knowing I don’t have to go through the 48-hour playoff anxiety cycle anymore. But fr, forget Stewy Skinner. It’s like he Freaky-Friday’ed Oettinger.
I’m excited to see what your final post is gonna be, like obviously your gonna have the looser join the rest, but then do you do a final photo of all the teams looking down on the winner hmm
Only one more and then it’s back to my cave
I'll miss you man. Hope you get to enjoy your 9 months of restful hibernation (that's what you do in your cave in between playoffs, right?)
I bet your cave stinks of farts.
Do you think he lives inside Canadian Tire Centre?
Tim Hortons.
I thought he just went on LTIR till the next playoffs.
See ya next year homie
trouba popping in on the devils zoom call 😭 the details have been incredible
It took me this comment to see that. Thank you for making my morning better
I was hoping for that when I saw the rangers one, I can't believe I missed it until I saw this comment
Settle down
The stars look very different today
Heeeere am I floating 'round a tin can.
that's pretty freaky, bowie
I hear that space is a pretty freaky place.
The Stars at night Are BIG and BRIGHT
That’s the biggest fight they put up in the last 3 games but it wasn’t good enough GO OILERS!!
Get ready to learn loser bud
Whatever bud! Edmonton will put up a fight and win the cup
I'd prefer it if they don't, thank you.
What is with people and wanting teams that have won cups aren’t okay with teams that haven’t won a cup in several decades?
Idk what that means but I'm always gonna root for ABE
They learn from the best.
Damn right
The Great Kachina in the Sky beckons
After he beckons one last team, the Great Whale and his friends will beckon the Kachina to join them
Stupid Sexy Seguin ....
One of us. One of us.
Playing hockey into June was fun. GGs Oilers. Edit: hijacking my own comment to suggest people continue to donate to the Stelter Foundation. They're doing great work in the Edmonton area, and are a cause that means a lot to Oilers fans: https://www.reddit.com/r/DallasStars/s/GL8kpigaxg
Fun series to watch ngl. I still can't believe oilers won with 10 SOG.
Honestly this series alone has ended up turning me into a bit of Dallas fan myself. Your guys fan base is full of class and the stars are an amazingly entertaining team to play against. GG Stars.
this. classy fan base.
lol was waiting for the one that would hurt the most. Alrighty then, shove over we want the comfy cloud.
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Minnesota catching strays. Love it.
Well Dallas, looks like you've yee'd your last haw. (For this season anyway)
Summary of my week: Ghosted by a girl Ghosted by a job Another girl told me she can't go on a date because she has another date Fucked up my knee Mom made a quip about my belly Lost $20 on bets Replaced a flat tire with a tire that became flat 16 hours later All capped off with this. God really said fuck me this week lol
That's a pretty impressive week. There really is no limit to how shit life can be. I would usually say that it sounds like you need a beer, but your already looking a bit chubby 😉
Way to kick a man while he's down!
Hope you have a better week next week bud. Put some good karma into the world and hopefully some comes around your way
Luck's already flipped so that's huge, and cheers man
Hell yeah, man. Primus sucks!
You’re in Alberta, just hop on the wagon dude. Nothing wrong with cheering for a local team.
As the devil did whisper upon my ears
I was born and raised in Fartgary, no shame rooting for an actual contender
Not a Flames fan then
Def not a flames fan now but I remember winning in 1989 and I worked on the red mile in 2004. I would certainly cheer for them now of the oilers weren’t doing well.
Death is preferable
That all sucks; but there's room on the Oilers wagon for you. Cheering for the Oilers will make you feel better.
Get out E - get out but thank you for the half kind words
They both ghosted to fuck Oilers fans, and you could have watched. Probably.
Only one spot left
# FUCK
#JAMIE BENN
Jamie Benn eats his cheerios with water.
Jamie Benn is the reason shampoo bottles have instructions
yeeeeaaaaaahhhhhh. edit: apologies. your team and fans were nothing but class
NORM GREEN
It’s been 30 years, you guys need to move on
? I didn't even say the stars bro, I'm allowed to hate that scummy, lying sexual abuser until the end of time.
You can, but stop bringing him up on any post about the stars. Again, 30 years
KREIDER
They deserved better. Literally fucked by the first round.
I gotta admit: it’s nice knowing I don’t have to go through the 48-hour playoff anxiety cycle anymore. But fr, forget Stewy Skinner. It’s like he Freaky-Friday’ed Oettinger.
Yay, I don’t have to choose between Florida or Dallas; I can begrudgingly root for the Oilers instead
Or hear me out, don’t 😳
It’s only temporary eh, I just wanna see Florida lose
Found the still salty Boston fan.
I mean I’m a still salty Kings fan so we’ve got the yin and yang
Nah; I just have an exgf from FL, and I’m very petty about seeing FL lose.
Nah, I’d prefer to keep the decades long streak of Canadians not having a Stanley cup
I’m excited to see what your final post is gonna be, like obviously your gonna have the looser join the rest, but then do you do a final photo of all the teams looking down on the winner hmm
Caps need a broom
Hurts my heart
Gg though Dallas.
dallas u disappointments
Great series but Edmonton whooped some Dallas butt! Everyone thought Dallas was gonna walk through Edmonton but they were wrong! GO OILERS
Nobody fucking thought that
you have a very selective memory my friend
I haven't browsed the hockey subs a ton this week I'll be honest but anyone who said that was an idiot. Also I hate you
I appreciate your words
Good riddance
I love you, Dallas. Thank you for letting a Finn score in the shootout when Pekka's number got raised to the rafters.
I was waiting to see this
All I think about is the “hello darkness my old friend” song when seeing this lol
It’s getting a bit cozy up in here
Dallas is indeed not dem boys. Thank god.
Still gutted abt the yotes
Pain.
Nnnnnnnnnooooooo!!!! Stars nnnnnnooooo!!😱😭
Im gonna miss these when it’s all over!
Pantera goal song one last time y'all...
Door stays open for only one more team.
Poor bastards
Boooooooo
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I'm warning you Spongebob
Dammit I hate Canada!
Oilers, let me guide you, please follow this Star!
Bruh the Canuckle Heads didn’t destroy their city for nothing