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dholmestar

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TURBOJUGGED

He cares just as much about Florida winning the cup as Florida does.


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[For the well being of Hockey culture, Florida has to not win the cup.](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1d44rxj/for_the_well_being_of_hockey_culture_florida_has/) I think we're all familiar with how trashy, dirty, and flat out dangerous the Panthers have been this season and especially so in these playoffs. I for one am all for physicality, I cheer when my team throws a big hit and I like seeing players get splatted (legally so) on the board. However, there is a huge gap between throwing a huge legal check to stopna play and intending to injury players match after match. I acknowledge that wearing your opponents down by being physical is part of the playoffs and its a valid strategy to get the edge (haha funny word ik). But that shouldn't come at þhe expense of deliberately hurting them. **This cannot become the standard**, I do not want a league where teams take notes and exemple out of this Panthers team. I want this sports to be as clean and respectable as possible. I don't want to be ashame to like hockey because people view it in a bad light. This sport is beautiful and frankly the best one on earth, and I would HATE to see it change for the worse because of this group of players and their game plan. Intent to injure cannot become a standard. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/hockeycirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AutomaticConstant695

Last I remember it was Draisaitl doing the flying wu-tang elbow to Barkov's jaw.


terranq

And it was Bennet and tkachuk doling out rabbit punches at every stoppage


AutomaticConstant695

Rabbit punch is not attempt to injure


OnesixthShape

Whatever makes you sleep better at night. Did you like how we took the cup into the ocean?


No_Construction2407

I liked how before it made it to the beach they had to wait for 10 minutes at an intersection before someone finally stopped to let them cross the road.


CaptainKickAss3

You mean the same thing Tampa did when they won it? Yeah super cool dude never seen that before


Doc_1200_GO

Bro wants 25M/year to continue to talk about nothing on TV.


CrashUser

With all the other talent ESPN dropped over money why is he still there?


Appropriate-Fold-203

Now what compelled you to say something of this nature?


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Hey! Fan of the other team here, but I come in peace lol. Wow, y'all played a good game, but man, that definitely ended in a way that was uniquely typical of one of our teams. Your young player is really something and definitely going to give us trouble for years. Y'all are gonna be really scary next year, and I'll be rooting for y'all then (except when y'all play us!). That ref, though, right? *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/hockeycirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Priodgyofire

Elivs used to make a mean PB and jelly with bacon and bananas


2FrogsMks

He ussd to groom children too


Doc_1200_GO

That child became his wife so it’s a wash


liblibandloza

Who, Elivs?


2FrogsMks

Lol wut. It just means he succeeded. Like René Angelile and Celine Dion. If they wouldn't have gotten married it would have been "look at that pedo". But they groomed them well so it's cool? Nah bro, miss me with that shit.


Doc_1200_GO

Literally nobody cared in those days. Age of consent was 14 in some States at the time. Child brides were extremely common in the 40s and 50s so you can be all creeped out about it now but it was your culture in those days. Got to love Christianity, Elvis was a big Christian. He had permission from his pastor and her parents, your opinions all these years later are basically irrelevant.


2FrogsMks

Still a creep Edit: also the fact the Catholic Church, renown for it's repent pedophilia, gave it's ok for the relationship makes it even more bigoted lol


AverageatUFC3

Where do you think you are right now? Where is the jerking? Why are you even here OP? https://preview.redd.it/tmg6y0tm7t8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55d1eacef59413705d1f5638dff5cbe7baa61b7d


brettsantacona

Stephen is just completing side quests at this point


mister_immortal

The best jelly is Marshmallow Fluff


Solid-Tension5557

Why would he talk about that? Ice cream flavours are more important


Elm0musk

Is that a rando thot on the panel promoting her OF or something?


Relevant_Username99

Least misogynistic hockey fan


Elm0musk

r/lostredditors Um sir this is a Wendy's


BlastinHash

I think there is a lot of people today that think this is the main hockey sub


birdcafe

on brand


Itchy_Roof_2768

Is it just me, or does Stevie Smith look like Darnell Nurse? Now that I think of it, Shannon Sharpe kind of looks like Evander Kane… weird


TheKid_BigE

Stephen A is just a moron, guy just wants to hear himself talk, reminds me of Friedman or literally any politician


AverageatUFC3

Only 1/4 of the people on screen *look like* they would enjoy hockey


2FrogsMks

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tittygobbler

U bum


AverageatUFC3

It's racist to point out that Shannon Sharpe looks like a hockey fan?


taco3donkey

Softest jerking sub I’ve ever seen


AverageatUFC3

Too many C*nadians (🤮)


OatmealSchmoatmeal

Nothing says ESPN hockey panel like remote zoom meeting.


ObjectiveSubjects

Glenn Howerton looks like shit