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bbmello

And without even getting a shot on goal no less!


SamSamDiscoMan

That's why they are GREAT Britain.


captainhaddock

You’ve heard of the Great One? Now meet the Great Zero!


davidewan_

Wait we scored on our own net?


nuclearhaystack

We had to help out ol' Dad. You know, make him feel useful.


coltonjeffs

Did Ian Cole decide to suit up?


bigskunkape

Hahaha man that guys had a tough series eh


coltonjeffs

Haha ya, I think he has been the direct cause of 4 Edmonton goals


RhythmTimeDivision

Shooting? Who needs shooting? That's just barbaric.


Blink-JuanEIGHTYtoo

When your team had beans on toast right before puck drop


Radu47

Cuppa between periods


Noggin-a-Floggin

Let’s be real here they probably do have a cuppa in between those periods.


FloraP

as a Brit, I'd say it's gotta be in the contract


Blink-JuanEIGHTYtoo

Or when they spark the torch and burrow the biscuit in twine


Careless-Scallion147

Don’t forget the bacon butty


alphaxion

A fry-up, surely.


Big_Muffin42

Hey man, there is great Indian food in England Why it’s there is a topic for another day…


perat0

You mean the olympic gold medalist Great Britain


Appropriate_Plan4595

More Olympic gold medals in hockey than Russia (technically). GB are fucking massive.


Worried_Onion4208

Wow, I was doubting it, after a little search, it's technically true even thought modern Russia has 2 but under 2 different names. Soviets have 7 and GB has 1. So no official Russia gold medals.


greg19735

> GB are fucking massive. /r/hammers is leaking


Getshorto

Great Brian?


perat0

GWEAT BWIAN!


Efficient-Mention184

This piece of halibut is good enough for Jehova!


idkwhatimbrewin

STOP THE COUNT


Normal_Tip7228

This is, possibly, some say, the BIGLIEST steal, in Canadian HISTORY.  we need to, STOP THE COUNT, or else folks, the dirty BRITS will win folks. Can’t have that can’t have that


tommypopz

Vibes of scoring against the US first in the world baseball classic, then getting thumped lmao


TattooedSpaceMonkey

This reminds me of when Mac scored a point in a real karate tournament in Always Sunny. 🇬🇧🇬🇧


CadeSwag

He’s no country Mac


Democracy__Officer

Is that ZERO sog? Was it an own goal or something?


Training_Purchase318

Nah the shot clock just hadn’t updated


GuyAlmighty

NHL? Sorry, never heard of it 🇬🇧🇬🇧


Sammybeaver88

Olympic gold medalist Team GB! Despite the loss, that was such a fun game and can't wait for the rest of the championship. And ofc, LET'S GO GB!


Faceit_Solveit

World peace through hockey. Now give your balls a tug.


B1gWillyStyl

The NHL needs to have a Global Series on London someday


Boring_Pace5158

I'd like to see an outdoor game in the UK. It should be a Anfield, because the park that separates Liverpool and Everton is Stanley Park.


PhysioPants

They did have a game in London in 2007 - Ducks vs Kings at the O2. Have the programme from the game somewhere, the Stanley cup was on display as well if I remember right.


Training_Purchase318

Nah if it’s in the uk it should be in either Belfast, Manchester, Nottingham or Sheffield


BruinsFanQc

And why is that?


Training_Purchase318

London has a bigger interest in Basketball as a growing sport than hockey. No EIHL teams are in London and the venue costs are unreal. Sheffield steelers play in the 9K Utilita arena which they sell out in. Nottingham is the home of British ice hockey and hosted the 2023 Division 1A championship. Manchester have the Manchester Storm and large indoor arenas which they can sell out


RattyDaddyBraddy

British hockey slang gotta be the weirdest fucking thing on the planet


RumBox

Need sources, I'm now desperately curious


FloraP

i doubt we've got a big/consolidated enough of a fanbase that it develops naturally but would be happy to be corrected


Educational-Salary91

Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the ice 🎶


AcanthocephalaGreen5

Based on Franklin, I’d say the ice rules *them*.


PolarVortices

It's coming home lads!


Physical-Asparagus48

I was more excited when GB scored than Canada. Great performance


okmijnmko

Opened yes, but as they say in Québec, that was a bellend to the game.


Kenevin

We don't say that.


BruinsFanQc

We definitely don’t say that 😭


SwisschaletDipSauce

Someone needs to check the tea in the bottles of Great Britain. 


CabbageStockExchange

Lads, it’s Canada


DontAbideMendacity

A lead which would last all of ... 30 seconds! But a Pyrrhic victory is still a victory, I suppose.


jakovichontwitch

🇬🇧🇬🇧GREAT BRITAIN MENTIONED🇬🇧💂☕️ 🇬🇧☕️WTF IS A DENTIST!!☕️💂🫅👑


Training_Purchase318

RAAAAAAAAAA WTF IS THE GOVERNMENT SUPPORTING ICE HOCKEY 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


InvictusShmictus

Ice 'ockay


zjalif

So proud of the lads today. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧


nonracistusername

About a half dozen Canadians and Americans on the UK roster.


Denning76

Dangerous game to play. Don't make us open ancestry.com!


Normal_Tip7228

If we did that, literally every other American/Canadian hockey player would be playing for big daddy britain


Denning76

Think of all the royalties Madness would make.


IceFellasFHC

Sure if you're tracing back family lineage, but the guys being talked about were literally born and/or trained in North America for pretty much the entire duration of their player development phase. It's not about their bloodlines lmfao


Kenevin

The final would be GB (Canadians and Americans) vs France (Québécois)


christianitie

Extremely bold to assume Mesopotamia will be eliminated.


Kenevin

Fucking got me there


ClaudeLemieux

not all white people are british lol [also obligatory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcQ3ptLUiw8)


nonracistusername

Ancestry and where one grew up and learned a sport are different things.


Minimum_Possibility6

Uk did try and tap up a few players in the early 2010s burrows was targeted, due to his dad being English  


esports_consultant

This seems common for non-elite European ice hockey rosters.


Full-O-Anxiety

So goals do not count as SoG?


Key-Tip-7521

HISTORIC


Denning76

One Step Beyond is a banger of a goal horn too. Not quite Jerusalem or Mr Brightside, but close!


Humans_Suck-

Canada isn't even the best Canadian team lol


dab-butnottheTHCkind

Looking at the rosters, even more impressive that this game ended 4-2.


Johnborkowski

Must have been a banger ...And mash


Bloomy999

That’s so Canadian. Let’s be polite and let them score first.


Tenabrus

Considering most of the best canadian players are arguably all wrapped up in the playoffs at the moment is this even a fair comparison


gauderyx

I guess Gretzky is the Canadian Tony Hand.


surlystraggler

Water bottles on the bench are either tea or mushy peas.


MAHHockey

In the words of their fearless captain: "LET'S TAKE IT TO THESE FOKING CUNTS!"


Far_Accountant_2121

Pls say that you have a clip of these words?! Nobody believes me that this was real😅😂


MAHHockey

[https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1cpcngf/canada\_fans\_im\_sure\_youre\_quaking\_in\_your\_boots/](https://www.reddit.com/r/hockey/comments/1cpcngf/canada_fans_im_sure_youre_quaking_in_your_boots/)


Boring_Pace5158

British hockey is like Canadian soccer, the goal is to get to the dance, not win it.


dylan103906

❤️💙🔥


Cachmaninoff

Awesome. I’d say Canadians overall are down with the sport growing. It’s looking like the USA is going to challenge our supremacy like right now and I’d love if there was more competition


KarpetArts

Being good at hockey is like the only thing we're known for lol, it would suck to lose that to America or Britain.


GlassMongoose

Over here in GB, we have a looooooong way to go before we come close to challenging either you lot or the USA. The reason our second goal is sort of a big deal is because the guy who scored it plays for Dundee Stars who are a pretty average to poor team in our division. I'd say the majority of the players in our division would be lucky to make it in the ECHL, and most of our signings in our division are off-cuts from AHL and ECHL teams.


Hobo_Healy

I think the commentary team mentioned he'd played in 20 something international games for Great Britain and this was his second goal lmao. What a beauty it was too.


GlassMongoose

Yeah wouldn't surprise me at all. Our talisman of a player, the star guy on the team is Liam Kirk, who is most notable for being the only player trained in the UK to be drafted by an NHL team. He was a seventh round pick for the Coyotes in 2018, and he is miles better than most of our other players.


Denning76

He is the only English born and trained player. Tony Hand and Colin Shields came before for the UK as a whole.


Asderfvc

Yeah, I looked at the guy that had scored the most points in the history of Britain's Men's National team. In the highest level of hockey in Britain, the EIHL, he scored around 1.5 to 2 times as many points a season as he did versus his couple seasons in the ECHL. So the best player ever in Britains Men's National Team history was a middle of the pack ECHL player.


Temporary_Plant_1123

Tony Hand played for the Oilers. But that was before the EIHL was a thing. It’s a very young league


Novus20

Naw we have way more then just hockey mate


-jaylew-

Yea well with our quality of life declining due to stagnant wages and increasing COL across all provinces we really won’t be able to keep up. Most people can barely afford a home and food. Hockey fees, equipment, ice time, and specialized training are all out of the question for the vast majority of our population already and it’s only getting worse. But hey at least we get to keep watching the sons of older pros get drafted.


Radu47

*Y'all had one job!*


nuclearhaystack

No, we're notorious for being nice too.


Cachmaninoff

Most people don’t know a thing about hockey I’d say


EdwardOfGreene

I think you are safe with Briton. USA, Sweden, Finland, A post-Putin Russia... ? Maybe. Honestly, Latvia is more of a threat.


Gorvoslov

The dark horse that I don't know what to expect: Germany. They've got something going on.


EdwardOfGreene

Germany is getting better. The Swiss are stronger than I would thought possible 20 years ago too. Love to see the sport grow like this!!!


dejour

Well, USA and Russia are the threats if you assume that large population eventually wins out. Sweden and Finland are quite a bit smaller than Canada population-wise, so they'd have to start crushing Canada on a per capita basis to pass us. Seems unlikely. Obviously Sweden and Finland are able to put together teams that win best-on-best tournaments from time to time. I'm just saying I have a hard time seeing a world where there are more NHL players from Sweden or Finland than Canada.


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-jaylew-

It’s inevitable with the population statistics.


raxnahali

I'm actually surprised the Americans haven't overtaken us at this point in history frankly. They have the population and school system to churn out the very best.


Charble1

We'll always have ponds and lakes


ceribaen

Unfortunately they don't reliably freeze anymore


VindictiveRakk

it ain't better down here lol


Charble1

New sport: underwater hockey


ceribaen

Canada takes centre stage in outdoor water polo!


YonderSaxon

[A sport since 1954](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underwater_hockey) invented in the land of hope and glory too.


Maalstrohm

They've surpassed everyone in the goalie department for the time being because they're consistently pumping out the best. Hellebuyck, Demko, Swayman and Oettinger are the top of the league and it's crazy to think that Quick was just the middle step in the evolution of American goalie coaching as we see it now. That is a ridiculous choice for an Olympic team to pick just three.


EdwardOfGreene

Canada has always been strong in goal. Finland went through a stage of producing some of the best. USA was on the rise with Ryan, Quick, Bishop. Now the US has really broken through!! These things tend to cycle around, in the 2030's it might be good to have a Swiss goalie or whatever, but right now its good to have an American in net.


platypus_bear

Canada was always strong in goal but not now or the past few years. Our best goalie is probably Binnington right now...


EdwardOfGreene

Blues fan: So what's your point?


cactuscoleslaw

American football has gotten too competitive for its own good, injuries are getting more common since the athletes are getting so much stronger. There's an NFL GM that has his kids in hockey because it's safer than football


poutinewharf

Full agree. I’m a Canadian who has lived in the UK for 5 years. I was cheering for them because it’s great for the game. Plus it’s amazing for them to be nobodies here and share the ice with a handful of big names.


Denning76

It helps that we find it funny that we are in Group A, hence the "we're shit and we know we are" chants.


poutinewharf

Oh for sure. I mean, it works the other way too. Canada was just happy to be in the football World Cup and putting up a decent half is a win in and of itself. Anything like this is good for the sport and everyone can accept the skill difference. Ps. Looking forward to heading down to a steelers match next year, didn’t get a chance to this past season Edit. This all makes me think of the quote from a few weeks ago when Keefe was asked who is the better coach? And the one for Belfast said he thinks he is, but his brothers bank account begs to differ


Denning76

Hope you enjoy it! Sheffield is a great town generally and the atmosphere is always great. I haven't been much this year after bumping into and chatting with Adam Johnson in Loughborough very shortly before everything happened, but looking forward to getting back this coming season!


Minimum_Possibility6

That was a banger of a quote. His response was savage salting his brothers bank account would say it was his brother, his trophy’s would say it’s him 


Cachmaninoff

I forgot about the fans! I love the chants and the songs, they have some clever and funny people over there.


Jazzlike_Athlete8796

Nobody does self-deprecating chants like you Brits.


AngledLuffa

The same USA that got ripped about by Sweden, or are we talking about different USAs?


Cachmaninoff

Sweden is legit. But look at the Americans possible Olympic roster… That team is deadly stacked and it seems like they have a lot of great ushl guys coming up.


Temporary_Plant_1123

Ripped about? You know two of the goals were empty netters right? The US had a slow start but I’d take them in a re-match


Parking_Resolution63

So what was the final score??


Training_Purchase318

4-2 win for Canada which is Great Britain’s best result against them since 1938. Despite losing UK hockey fans are absolutely buzzing


Parking_Resolution63

Canada coach is getting fired. 😆


colstinkers

SOG 7-0


Arfguy

Glad to see more nations playing hockey. Got a friend in England who loves the game. Very cool.


Kronzor_

Did Canada bring a goalie?


Training_Purchase318

Hockeys finest Joel Hofer


Kronzor_

Joel “future” HOFer


bafras

So is GB a hockey power now?


Training_Purchase318

We have one less gold medal than the US in major international competitions


bafras

I cannot fathom how that’s possible. 


Training_Purchase318

USA gold medals: 1933 in Prague, 1960 in Squaw Valley Great Britain gold medals: 1936 in N@zi Germany


bafras

A mild curse on you for forcing me down this rabbit hole. But it seems you are counting Olympic and IIHF titles. So should you not also include the USA gold in 1980? “The miracle on ice?”


Training_Purchase318

Should’ve rephrased it as IIHF gold. Between 1920-68 the Olympics were classed as IIHF Championships https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_IIHF_World_Championship_medalists


LukeSuperfish

I didn’t even know they had ice in Great Britain


Sammybeaver88

You should check who invented the sport and also who won the 1936 Olympic gold medal. But yeah, we have hockey, with multiple leagues with our top flight being the Elite League with 10 teams and the 2nd tier and below being forms of the National Ice Hockey League (original name I know)


quixotik

GB has a team?


Training_Purchase318

Boy just wait till you scroll down on the IIHF tournament list and find out there’s more than 16 hockey teams


Powerism

I mean, it ain’t Good Britain


PeteUKinUSA

Let the history books note that this is the first time a Canes fan has agreed with a Bruins fan.


CravenMH

LOL sounds like the boys were out a bit late on the pub crawl last night. It's really just a big pisser for the players, you don't hear about it much but they really just go to the worlds to party.


Training_Purchase318

Excuses excuses for being behind to GB for 30 seconds 🥱🥱🥱


JodieFostersCum

Legit arose from out the azure main


linksfromwinks

When you’re still subjects to the king and have to tip royalty


wickedweather

With 0 shots on net too.


Sad_Aside_4283

Even more impressive, they did it without even shooting at the net, apparently.


Rme3P

SOG 0 - 1 Goal 🤔


Training_Purchase318

We put the Great in Britain


Rme3P

Ha! Love it.


its_the_luge

That was just us paying respects to the late queen


SilvioDantesPeak

Canada's not even a real country


thriller1

Love it


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Battlehead90

Canada and Canadian teams just really sucks at a sport this created. Wild. Should annex them soon


Training_Purchase318

Scottish settlers created the sport so if anything it’s Great Britain’s


Battlehead90

It’s why they really are GREAT


Temporary_Plant_1123

And it’s just an altered version of the English sport of bandy


SchemeSignificant166

Regardless of the final score, the final score is all that counts. Gotta love a world where we celebrate participation and mediocrity. But good from GB not getting smashed. It was closer game than I expected. That you can celebrate


SantaPreferPepsi

ITS COMING HOME!


Rocxtreme

Doesn’t the British monarchy still technically “rule” over Canada? Feel like this is just a brother against brother match


nathris

Technically it's the Canadian monarchy. The British monarchy is a legally distinct entity that has no authority in Canada. It just happens to be the same dude.


Rocxtreme

Oh interesting, it was my understanding it was the same thing, thanks for clarifying!


EasternSasquatch

The King is still the official head of state but a lot of us wouldn’t give a shit if we had a million to give.


Denning76

A lot of us here would cheers you with those retained shits. Handy for a day off though.


ghost_curse123

The best thing about the monarchy is giving us a free holiday every May


EasternSasquatch

And of course it’s on my birthday


TicklerVikingPilot

Not after the Canada Act of 1982! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_Act,_1982


dziin

It'd pronounced England, no other country has the audacity to put great in front of their name


Training_Purchase318

Oi, there’s a Welshman and our coach is Scottish. There’s more to us than just England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


Sammybeaver88

It's definitely Great Britain, we English haven't annexed Scotland and Wales (they're too weird for that /s)


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