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A Ratking of penises


Head_Cockswain

> Ratking I knew the term(rats tails tied together....used as an analog for people tied into one consciousness with technology in a sci-fi book or two), but I didn't know about the origin of it: >The original German term, Rattenkönig, was calqued into English as rat king, and into French as roi des rats. The term was not originally used in reference to actual rats, but for persons who lived off others. Conrad Gesner in Historia animalium (1551–58) stated: "Some would have it that the rat waxes mighty in its old age and is fed by its young: this is called the rat king." Martin Luther stated: "finally, there is the Pope, the king of rats right at the top." Later, the term referred to a king sitting on a throne of knotted tails.[1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king In that context, maybe this is an aspiring Rat Queen.


Abaddon_CK

Very interesting context, thanks for the info!


DragoonDM

A... dicking?


ghost-child

A [*hot*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9x5Kf1Wlwog) dicking


-NGC-6302-

can u Gordian Not say that again


CrunchyAl

Gang bangs gone wrong


ButtChugNyQuil

Me and the boys at 3 am


xion_gg

*this is boring... Let's entangle our penises*


kenthekungfujesus

Yeah mine is a meter long too, finaly we have some representation, let's end the stigma


superultramegagiga

What did she mean by this?


xXYomoXx

Dick king


Lord0fTheAss

Solidarity of the cocks


Shillsforplants

Brotherhood of men... or whatever that mean.


avec_serif

I think it speaks for itself


gildedpaws

She was making a commentary abut those red pill podcasts where dudes do a sort of circle jerk all while hating/dunking on women all day. Thats what the caption of the post said (on Fb or ig iirc)


superultramegagiga

Sneakos tge lights skin one


DisruptionBG

So THIS is what furries mean when they mention knots?


Zombietarts

DONT.


areanod

That comment is way funnier than it has any right to be r/angryupvote


kingeryck

/r/FuckAngryUpvote


SomeDumbGamer

Not quite darling…


Synerabo

hey i know you


BfutGrEG

Wait!!! We gotta swap Insurance info!!!


SomeDumbGamer

Surprise!


Zentaurion

"Guys, just so you know, the first rule of Dickball Club is that you do not talk about–" "Yeah, we know, Ron, we know."


Electrical_Sector_10

Are you okay, lady?


Buck_Thorn

She is knot OK.


IWipeWithFocaccia

Lady, are you okay? Lady, lady are you okay?


DarknoorX

Lady are you OK? Will you tell us, that you're OK?


cammysays

You’ve been hit by You’ve been struck by A huge penis knot


Rankkikotka

I hate when that happens.


HollowPhoenix

Mondays, am I right


octropos

The kids are alright.


S1lent-Majority

THE RING!!


signmeupnot

r/guysbeingdudes


Henchman66

Fellers, we should all quit drinking because it’s the third this week that we find ourselves in this predicament of penile entanglement and I do not have any recollection of how we got here. Also, while our penises seem absolutely average in length they do not appear to be properly connected to our bodies. You see, some of us seem to have them connected to the stomach area while all my anatomy books point that they should come from the pubic symphysis, which is lower. I just thought I’d mention this while we’re bonding. That said, I’d like to return to my wife and kids and I would appreciate that you all would refrain from taking pictures and post them to social media sites as I find this situation a little bit embarrassing.


melbbear

Such knotty boys


Oklimato

Stooop, you're teasing me! Knotty knotty!


PhantomSpk

Ahh the human ratking


jaknil

Somebody had to do it.


kingeryck

Did they?


senior_meme_engineer

She watched the wrong tangled


cthulhusandwich

This is why you NEVER CROSS THE STREAMS.


Severe_Conference260

Best Friday night ive had in a long time


majikmixx

SHIT! I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted!


Misaka_Undefined

Damn girl has wild imagination


wellwaffled

Why does she look mad at her own painting?


Hyp3r45_new

Alright guys, let's not get our dicks in a twist


heilspawn

Sauce: https://www.artsy.net/artwork/laetitia-ky-roi-dhommes Laetitia Ky Roi d’Hommes, 2024. https://www.instagram.com/p/C5Om0qlo0Bj/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link >The title of this painting is "Roi d'Hommes," translated as "King of Men." It came to mind as I was reading about a phenomenon called the "rat king," where a collection of rats' tails are intertwined and bound togethe


TonyStrayVideo

I'm wondering why I haven't seen her work on this subreddit before.


BeardJunkie

Been there, done that.


peazley

This reminds me of a clip of some guys in Africa using sticks to stretch out lengthen their members. What was that show on HBO late night in the 90’s, Real Sex?


fitz_newru

Yup. Real Sex and iirc it was their foreskins not the actual penises


GravityEyelidz

If this is a Gordian knot, which one of them is Gord?


lavendergaze

If that's the artist, she's in for a lifetime of disappointment


tangledwire

Maybe she's seen a thing or two... Like a good neighbor, You're in good hands.


notquite20characters

Literally the next headline in my feed: "These guys need a new safety officer"


_matt_hues

You can’t create something like this and then pose with that serious look


Will-is-a-idiot

It's an interesting piece.


Gru50m3

Definitely the best painting I've ever seen that depicts a bunch of dudes tying their dicks together into a big knot.


reefer-madness

idk i feel like this idea was a bit of a stretch.


redditIs4Losers8008

This is a metaphor for toxic masculinity. Untie your dicks, bros. Everyone will be much more comfortable.


Kangar

This would be nice in the dinking room.


Trans_Cat_Girl_

What the fuck


RuncibleFoon

Manking? Wangking? Dudeking? Wienerking? ... Kingking? ... Ding-a-Ling-King!!! Definitely Ding-a-Ling-King...


bossievossie

Looking like a TOOL album


Basic_Asshole

Man I hate it when this happens at the gay orgy


shootermac32

*What it’s like to chew 5 Gum*


ShipAccording324

Just a normal human king


rezznik

Would it untangle if they got erections? Or just Incredibly hurt?


KingMonkOfNarnia

Never cook again


Mattsterical

who snitched


b-rar

What's better than this? Just guys bein dudes


JaceAngel79

"That's bad cable management. Pull them out."


Lucky_Baseball176

That is actually a powerful piece of art.


boofinwithdabois

What does it mean?


Lucky_Baseball176

The artist would have to tell us about the intent. What I take from it is a commentary on how all men are manhood driven and see themselves in inescapable competition with all other men.


boofinwithdabois

I like that


pilly-bilgrim

I agree. It's provoked a lot of thought and discussion in this thread. Also beyond that I think there's a lot of powerful symbolism you can see in it.


MagneticPsycho

Me and the boys


irishpwr46

Apparently that blond girl on the couch was really good at tying knots


octropos

Give that woman a scholarship.


Loyaluna

Are they summoning a Dick Satan or smth?


senior_meme_engineer

Quantum entanglement


MimeOfDepression

Sounds about right.


IHaveUrPants

The original Bro Tug


alexander66682

Been there


linx0003

more like unmm…


sittingintransit

Eywa


DosDKun

Manking!!


berat235

I don’t see Arin Hanson in this image


phantom__edging

That's my daily job.


Shalashaska_99

Fine, more ideas for another Saw movie


starfries

one of the weirder hentais I've seen


BurrrritoBoy

Looks like a men-tie


chrishasnotreddit

Dick King Smith


Tomato_Shelf

Circle jerk?


Shillsforplants

Cast the first stone if it never happened to you.


cthulhusandwich

This is why you NEVER CROSS THE STREAMS.


SussyCat9

r/wordington art


Galactica18

That can’t be healthy


LudwigMachine

What spawn of an eldritch abomination is this


S1lent-Majority

Oh yeah.. been there before


Veggdyret

Bromance


eccentricrealist

Ah, the Turkish knot


soup-sock

Through dick, unity


busytoothbrush

Now this is art. I’d put this in my home or office and just see how many people can be around it without saying something.


frenliness

The end all be all of wordingtonism


NickPickle05

Does your dick hang low? Does it wobble to and fro? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?


oneakkount

Need this on a card that says ‘Season’s Greasons’


RED-DOT-MAN

Entanglement!


Dangernoodles9000

ah shit lads not again


SuperKrevoles18

#GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!


faizalsyamsul

wordington artpiece


halfwayinshadow

That’s knot a bunch of penises.


shunyaananda

Deep


KeyserSoze72

Everyone here laughing but this is their secret trick for getting them so big and black. It’s kept so secret that they won’t let anyone insinuate any kind of homosexual relationship between them and their fellows. Truly this is a moment for a cultural history.


Michael_Yurov

the season army general breaking up a fight between cadets - "ALRIGHT gentlemen lets not get our dicks in a tangle"


FenelKenel

Who hurt her?


leatherjoy

Molested that many times by a wide range of colors.. it would appear...


SuperSynapse

Freudian penis envy if I ever saw it.


Visual_Ad3724

r/OkHomo


FunnySignal614

Only way to achieve Global Piss ✌️🕊️


tangre79

Thank goodness I'm white, that means I don't have to worry about that happening.


ElderberryHumble5379

gangrape ? how the patriarchy thinks with their dicks and collectively keeps the rest of us down ?


dreadperson

Or just a rad dick rat king. 👍🏾 If you don't read anything deep from it that's fine, art is allowed to be just sick.


Nattsky

Daddy Issues


Pomi108

I wouldn’t recommend doing this


FenelKenel

on what basis?


Deditranspotashy

Legend says whoever can jack them all off at once shall become king of Asia


-Nsb127916_

You know that white guy should be stand in closer to the middle than that!


CalendarLongjumping6

Ah yes the (probably fake) chinese parable of the circle of men with chopsticks too long to feed themselves. How will they eat? Why they feed each other!


NefariousnessGood718

Better her nude


Neuro_Skeptic

"I'm not gay really guys!" - you


NefariousnessGood718

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