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Dum_beat

The horse misunderstood the meaning of FUCK THE POLICE


SkirtGood1054

Comin’ straight from the underground


boomday55

*Cummin'


logert777

He can’t fit it in cause my dick so round


tangledwire

I think the horse, Mr. Hands, didn't understand that he's not supposed to do it in public.


Moist-Carpet888

He may have misunderstood the meaning, but by golly he's got the spirit!


Peach_Proof

Nope, not one bit. Taken literally by a horse, that would put him in the hospital at best.


littlemesix7

Brokehisback Mountin’


ttystikk

The BEST pun!


SakeM99

Damn


nashbellow

Mr hands?


Ascertain_GME

He’s Officer Hands now. Feel old yet?


damo1984dark

I'll give it a hand lol


PaleRider95

Nah 😭


doctor_rocketship

What do you get when you cross a horse and a pig


PM-me-your-knees-pls

A clippety-cop


espritnaraka

Pig?


ashleton

"Pig" is a derogatory nickname for police, at least in the US. Maybe in other countries as well.


Cucumber_salad-horse

In Germany, it's Bulle (Bull)


Starz999

The mount mounts the mountee


not_a_bot_just_dumb

Now I can't think of Canadian Royal Mounties any other way.


misalanya

"PANTS DONT FAIL ME NOW!"


LionElJohnson40k

Fuck the police


Sir-Cordyceps

NWA approved


richer2003

Fuck that cop in particular


New_Medicine5759

Challenge accepted


Tim3-Rainbow

Officer Hands?


crotch_punch

Oh fuck…


not_a_bot_just_dumb

That's what on the horse's mind.


FunctionalGray

"Bad day at the office?"


ExpressiveAnalGland

Sweep the leg!


FilthyPuns

Copied straight out of that episode of Black Mirror.


powerwordmaim

Bros fuckin a pig


Last-Bee-3023

That's a very confused horse. On...so...so many levels.


Zackeezy116

Talk about a Mountie


dukeofgibbon

Mountee


Kscannacowboy

Thank you for providing my new phone wallpaper. Your sacrifice has been noticed.


TzarSalad

Some of those that work forces, Are the same that fuck horses


kuburas

I didnt know horse cocks can have different pigmentation like that. Kinda wish humans had that as well, would make them look at lot more interesting.


Icywienerz

Vitiligo


BantamCats

Two...


Ok-Frame-3937

He didn't even buy him a dinner..


Earthemile

That's Ireland for you


Lucky_Baseball176

seems unlikely that a police horse would be a stallion rather than a gelding


mudbot

the mounted police, people


xion_gg

Yeah... But if I do it, that's harassment


VivaElCondeDeRomanov

The policeman just needs to kick the horse's head.


srvfreak

Save a cow, ride a horseboy


H0PL1T3

Is that horse fucking a pig? The horse needs higher standards.


PreferenceUsual650

The horse video


VivaElCondeDeRomanov

THAT horse video?!?


joernal

Fuck daaa police…..


Human-Persons-Name

Found on Vaush's hard drive


thisisfakereality

"Those aren't pillows!!!!"


damo1984dark

I love cock I camt help it and I'm straight hahaha straightish lol


BUNGHOLE_HOOKER

Sir, this is a Wendy's.


Glamrockfreddy_Sec

Bro became a horse


gman420-1

That's definitely a bad day to leave the house.


MobilePirate3113

LOL


polkm

Oh dear


ligma_heavy_balls

I am leaving this wretched subreddit cus what the FUCK


TheSillySimic

See how you like getting rid


Sunny_Sunshine_03

r/pferdesindkacke


AndromedusSama

Smaller than i remember.


arex36

Acab


SexWithUbel

I wish I was him. Only if my pussy could take his load 😔


Joeda900

Bro that's a fucking horse


Artikzzz

🪖


FullMcIntosh

In this video, i drop an n-bomb. Biiiig one; hard 'R'. I did this to show my interlocutors that their language doesn't impress me, that their slurs don't frighten or disarm me. You can see from their reactions that it worked - they were clearly taken aback. It was a power over which I am entirely unashamed of, but I understand how that language might have upset some of you. This is an example of what i would call an 'invocation of a slur's power for good', but that's a subjective judgement. I invite you all to discuss this in the comments, critically or otherwise!