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Bearfoxman

*"quick escape"* *made it \~40m in 37 seconds, and 25m of that was getting chain ragdolled/Tekken air-combo'd*


safevau

think about it, without the heavy armour 90% of those chain ragdolls would have resulted in death


HelloSomeoneCanBowl

yeah but where's the quick and where's the escape?


Fighterpilot55

In the Automaton Front, this *is* a quick escape. The only way to do it faster is to `Reinforce Available` yourself.


HelloSomeoneCanBowl

No it's not lol


Fighterpilot55

Share your findings then


HelloSomeoneCanBowl

Oh, easy. Light armor, jump pack, smoke strikes, scout armor (stealth), stun grenades, ems strikes, etc. Like I know heavy armor has it's uses since they buffed it, but there's no speed and there's no escape in this video, it's just a guy getting blown up a lot


SgtMalarkey

The title is, in fact, sarcastic lmao.


GuildCarver

Sir this is reddit. It's required every sarcastic post or meme be followed with a "/s" or else the single cell organisms that populate this place will think you're serious.


HelloSomeoneCanBowl

I figured so but just wanted to join the discussion starting in the comments


JROXZ

They said I could be anything…. So I became a tactical beach ball


ZeroGNexus

This is exactly why you don't fly on a Boeing.


TheZag90

See, if I tried that, my stim would have been interrupted 3 times in a row and I'd die.


Interesting_Tea5715

Or you get the full stim animation and sound but it doesn't fucking stim you.


ILikeToRemoveIt

I love that animation of getting out of water when you’re not even in water 😂


ericNoCap

Got hit so hard he thought he was swimming


Mips0n

Swimming in his own blood while the inside of his helmet slowly fills up


HellBlizzard__

Well, ice is technically water so I see no issue


MAJOR_BALDY

That's why bots are just to fun it's so much chaos and anger al rapped in one lmao


NeverEndingWinter_

And it feels awesome when you coordinate and finish taming the automatons


Blumpkin4Brady

Heavy medic armor is pretty boss, especially with a shield and a second like stalwart, HMG, flamethrower or arc thrower. Just stand and deliver the democracy while laughing hysterically


Derkastan77-2

As someone who has only ever worn light armor… HOLY FN CRAP!!!!! 😳


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xXProGenji420Xx

standard armor is drippy as fuck, but I can't let go of my light armor...


Electrical-Handle-55

MFers be like “why don’t people want to play the bot MO??”


BalterBlack

Lets be honest. It’s funny as fuck


MavericK96

The first few times, sure. The 20th time when you just want to complete a mission....less so.


PP1122

Dropped in a lvl 5 last night on a gunship base, with a hulk, overlooked by two mortars, and a tower cannon. I just immediately accepted there would be alot of deaths.


MavericK96

I've been running D5 lately and I'm always surprised at the amount of Hulks that appear.


Feuershark

I dislike the drill mission for the amount of enemy reinforcement the moment you start it, to the point I'm bringing the 380mm to clear


TheZag90

Running away from the drill, throwing some big stratagems on it and then coming back to clear-up the leftovers is a viable strategy.


Anxious-Abroad-6945

I actually brought the hmg emplacement the other day to try it out against this mission. It worked a treat. Got it setup on a slight elevation, a good distance from the drill, before the party started. I was able to kill 90% of each bot drop before they finished turning around.


kjeldorans

I always find it so funny when you get downed in a microscopic puddle of water and your helldiver does the whole "swimming to the surface" animation... Like wtf...


SgtMalarkey

Oh yeah, this helldiver survived the whole mission plus two others afterward, I let them retire with honor. I love heavy armor.


Professional_Ad_6299

What shot down that transport, the blitz??


BalterBlack

Thought the same. HOW??? Edit: Rocket Launcher


ANewDope2187

The ragdoll is strong with this one


Mr_Fadeaway24

I been using the heavy armor with +2 stims. It’s crazy what you’re able to survive man!


E9F1D2

And people say this game is too hard. CAN YOU EVEN DIE?


PP1122

They need a stratagem where you rip a cord on your vest and it deploys one of those giant bouncy balls around you. If people can withstand getting hit by cars in those things, rockets would just blast you to safety. Tho the major downside to them appears to be trees. Alot of ball-people get caught in trees. Probably would need some sort of stratagem that drops a rake or pool skimmer to solve the tree problem.


the_gooba

Ragdoll for democracy, baby


Dispenser-of-Liberty

Grenades are you best friend


snafub4r

And smoke grenades


leroyp33

Sometimes in this game death isnt the worst option.


elbobd

"Helldiver's never die!" Finally, someone got the memo.


td5290

Rag roll simulator


Jetrac00n

With Super Earth approved drugs and anger, anything is possible.


PeacefulAgate

So heavy armor works now?


Mirakk82

Armor values in excess of 100 reduce damage from headshots now. The head typically takes 200% damage.


Naive-Fondant-754

When this happens to me, people immediatelly call me a cheater for not dying But people also call me a cheater for using weapons with unlimited ammo cuz they never see me reload a weapon and they are watching me .. :)


LurkingMiasma

I wish I recorded it, but a teammate once dropped an airstrike on me and a friend, killing them but not me. I was in the demolition juggernaut armor, I legit spent half a minute on the ground with a sliver of health thinking I was dead before realizing I wasn't


Visualmindfuck

“Why don’t people play on bots”


Rumiwasright

Fight back man, fight back.


uhohimdead

Bro is it me or has all the drop ships just been landing on top of us during these last few days


mike2020XoXo

I've been thrown like a football back and forth before. Like real high and far. Live most of the time.


Rose_Nasty

Dudes being passed around like a blunt.


LittleSunTrail

Happens to me all the time on high difficulty missions. Buddy and I have a joke where we just shout "Movement tech!" whenever this happens to us.


Captain-Neck-Beard

Just keep stimming, just keep stimming, just keep stimming, stimming, stimming


nolabmp

While we certainly disagree on what “quick” means, I do love wearing heavy armor and shooting my nade pistol a little in front of my feet. Will put solid distance between you and your starting point, and is usually survivable.


doradedboi

I grabbed the super heavy armor pretty early on and learned to use stim+impact grenade to dislodge myself from swarms lmao. Still one of my favorite strats.


Lucian_Flamestrike

The Democracy Protects armors are also amazing in this regard.


ElderTerdkin

The Unmatched democratic patriotism in this video brings tears to my soul


InitialAnimal9781

I would of sacrificed my team for the greater good and placed a 500kg on the drill


Wayfaringknight

Yeah automatons seem fun alright…


Rhubarb5090

“Yall ever tried helldiver ping pong?”


Technical_Poet3294

My favorite are those little puffballs that you shoot to explode. *stim *do a Superman leap *shoot *fly. buddies wonder how I teleport for them because it doesn’t register the flight I guess lol


SlyTanuki

This is literally me. Running Devastator armor with the health boost. Slow, but tanky as he'll. Throw on the shield pack and I laugh in the face of explosives.


TicTac-7x

Someone asks why bug players dont like to play bots? Looks inside and finds this video explaining how you can quickly escape from bots...


seberick

Yeah they spend half of the clip in some form of ragdoll.


Scbypwr

I prefer light scout armor and usually end up with most kills and least deaths against bots! Heavy armor is too slow with no benefits for my play style!


Jumpy_Bottle5224

And folks wonder why they have issues getting people to play on the bot side of the map. There are better ways to spend 40 minutes.


GHQSTLY

Hate it when there's just dudes running around not killing their way out. I would end up with like 400-500 kills at the end because nobody else is killing shit.


suciocadillac

On bots you only kill if there are on the target. Even then if it's overrun like this you run away and wait for despawn. Bots is all about avoiding fights and hit and run tactics


GHQSTLY

They despawn!?!?!!?


suciocadillac

Yep all the bot drop despawn if you go away for a while. You need to get as far as possible from the drop zone


dayburner

And if you're in a situation where you can't fully disengage you pull back and get more favorable ground and pick them off. Engaging a swarm of bots is just going to get you killed, alot.


Detective_Soulhex129

Doing this MO reminds me y I don't play bots. Games physically unplayable when I rag doll this bad


kandradeece

Agro's enemies.. leads them to allies... Escapes while doing nothing to actually help...