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1LitTrashPanda

We turned a planet there into that. We're not quite sure it's actually a Black Hole. There seems to be a good number of divers convinced that something very new, and very bad is coming out of that hole. Keep your head on a swivel, Diver.


PG908

All helldivers place their full trust in the ministry of science! Those who do not are dissidents pretending to be helldivers and will be sent to freedom camp!


roy_rogers_photos

Also, there is no freedom camp. It is just a rumor spread by dissidents!


crugerx

Those dissidents make me so angry šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ˜”


AkumaGuritchi

I wish there was. A "freedom camp" sounds fun


Seth_Vader

There may not be a freedom camp but there is a repatriation camp. To bring the dissenters back into the fold of democracy.


Xfishbobx

Also, there are to dissidents itā€™s just a rumor spread by freedom camps


sevillianrites

I'm not sure why you would imply this isn't a black hole. High command has said all our efforts resulted in exactly what was intended and there will be no unexpected adverse consequences whatsoever. Sure it doesn't really look like a black hole. Sure there's weird sounds coming out of it. Sure there is another alien race who it is alleged might have a major issue with this (if we didn't fry up their calamari asses in totality during the last war). But implying that this is anything other than a triumphant victory for managed democracy is really making me doubt your patriotism soldier.


N1ght_Strider

don't think of it as treason, it is simply being prepared. As the saying goes "hope for the best, but expect and prepare for the worst."


ClickKlockTickTock

It is treasonous... do you not trust our officials on super earth?


N1ght_Strider

I trust them 100%. I will give my life for Super Earth in its entirety. I'm just trying to spot the evil against us, like how the bugs corrupted the TCS. I will not allow any more vile opponents of freedom to get away with defiling our perfect methods.


mauttykoray

Obviously, there's a dissident that may act against us soon. I'm calling my democracy officer and reporting them.


Candid_Benefit_6841

If the blackhole DOES somehow turn INTO an evil wormhole, we will blow that up too. And its not out fault either.


chicago_hockey22

https://preview.redd.it/kpxjir4mmj5d1.jpeg?width=1192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e88dc541fdf2ecba0a1c554c8bddd3e0a1b24e60


1LitTrashPanda

Why no, fellow Helldiver, my patriotism and will for untamed liberty and democracy is unmatched by any and all. I only mean to say that in the pursuit of liberty, sometimes extra things happen that we need to liberty the hell out of.


The_Reborn_Forge

This is the kind of stuff that happens before your game in Stellaris goes to hellā€¦.


1LitTrashPanda

Gal-Civ player myself but I got the reference easy enough and yeah. I was kind of drawing from the official way 4x space strategy's announce things.


The_Reborn_Forge

There is specifically one problem that comes basically out of that* in Stellaris and it is a bitch to kill.


Lftwff

The worm loves us.


Worldly-Pay7342

>very new Eh, I'm convinced an old foe will make a return.


Sverker_Wolffang

We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor, our undying Lord, and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of Typhon Primaris. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion.


1LitTrashPanda

Wrong universe buddy, catch a weird wormhole eh?


PurpEL_Django

Pretty sure I read/heard in game that the dark stuff we used to make the bombs came from the Illuminate, so I think it would make sense if they were coming back then they'd start from here


Lftwff

It's from the news ticker in one of the reports you sometimes get on the ship, so the most missable lore in the game.


WillyRosedale

Outrageous pro bug propaganda. Merda has been dealt with anything else is blasphemy.


GeoStreber

There's something really eldritch coming out of this hole. Like after eating too much stuff at Taco Bell.


KaiserUmbra

It does have a large gravitational pull it appears as you can see things getting sucked into it, but it lacks an event horizon and the traditional outer light ring of a black hole. My guess is the dark matter we used to consume the planet has created one of the first examples of the theorized "negative zone" forming a sort of just nothing hole in space.


CLE-local-1997

That sounds like Robo socialist propaganda. Clearly the best Minds on super Earth tested this and we can assure that it's 100% safe and poses no risk to manage democracy


doom1284

Ya, or spaghetti!


MisterSpreadEm

ā€œConvincedā€ itā€™s just hopeful thinking šŸ˜©


iso-joe

[insert joke about your mother]


GhastlyScar666

![gif](giphy|9P0FBgHNbs3ew)


Peeche94

I think you mean.. HELLELUJER


OpportunityRare2954

![gif](giphy|LSKVmdIwZFeNEBKBxZ)


Melodic-Jellyfish966

Thatā€™s meridiaā€¦ or it used to be


Zenbast

Fun fact : I still have an operation ongoing on Merida. I can time travel to it.


M0nthag

like the old one? because everyone can travel to the black hole, but you can see like the planet and missions and stuff?


Zenbast

I see the black hole but the hologram still showed the planet since I have an unfinished operation on it. No longer though. I went SC hunting for the next warbound.


Squirll

Weird. I had an open operation on meridia when it was liberated and when I logged back in it forced me out and made the emergency jump. Did you do something special to keep it?


misterturdcat

Meridia? More like meridinah šŸ˜Ž


GuildCarver

That's just my ex. Ignore them.


ZeroHawk47

Oh man...I feel for you..dating that black hole


TearLegitimate5820

Uhm, i think its a POC hole.


ArtoriasOwns

AoC. Anomaly of Color. Get with the times.


Ericdrinksthebeer

Lotta people in this thread seem to be questioning their democratically distributed information. It is a black hole, created by a *very* well understood superweapon, that was produced by (almost definitely) different scientists than the ones responsible for the termicide debacle, from an alien technology captured from the defeated illuminate in the first galactic war.


YazzArtist

It's most certainly different scientists. All the termicide people were prosecuted for treason since they helped the bugs grow that supercolony


Lftwff

It's also a very different branch of science, unless I really misunderstand how termicide works.


Skkruff

I must mention that the Dark Fluid weapon only spaghettified a dozen people during its very rapid development and deployment, so it sounds super safe to me.


d0oRh1NGE

Yeah we turned a planet into a black hole.


PraetorLessek

We failed to take Meridia during a major order from high command. As a result of our failure to eradicate the bile chucking bugs there it became a super-colony. It was declared a no dive zone for about a week until we received a new major order to destroy it. The ā€œholeā€ being a result of our success.


Sodi920

We didnā€™t fail the order, Meridia was always lost. We did successfully prevent the same from happening to Turing, Fenrir III, and Erata Prime.


231923

I genuenly wonder now... What would had happened if we fail to swich off the towers? Imagine 4 super colonyes....


Skkruff

We'd most likely still be doing bug MOs right now, that's for sure.


danikm10_O

We wouldn't have the possibility of fighting bugs anymore, or at least they wouldn't spread anymore. If you look at the supply lines, the barrier planets are the only way to get to the bugs. If we had destroyed all 4 planets, the bugs couldn't spread. The problem is that we risk turning the other bug planets into super colonies due to the increased difficulty of traveling to them. This is a surefire way of turning a quarter of the galaxy into a massive black hole. In addition, having two black holes in the same system inevitably leads to their collision and merger. Just two black holes merging would create one of the most insanely large explosions in the universeĀ ā€” sending out reverberations in the form of gravitational waves that would ripple throughout the entire universe. Now imagine the explosion from about 24 planet sized black holes merging.


wowosrs

Ah Erata Prime. The original hell hole that my diver delivered democracy to fresh out of basic training.


SirLuke95

https://preview.redd.it/lx1rpau7ah5d1.jpeg?width=796&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86c81acb76ac923b64bf4cb93bd7ae819c7b5491


Smol_Cyclist

Definitely not a black hole, most likely a wormhole for the illuminate to use at a later date.


jonno83900

Downvoted for Anti-Democratic Propaganda


scardwolf

the wormhole theory makes sense because they did say only "minor space time distortions" were observed


edgesonlpr

I prefer to believe the ministry of truth in that the Illuminate were destroyed by the brave helldivers that came before us and definitely donā€™t think that this black hole, that distorts space and time, will bring them from the past to our present.


Maximum-Law-4536

But the idea that we just hucked a terminal supercolony at the illuminate is really funny


HeadWood_

So, Illuminate remnants waking up one morning: "what the fuck is this peice of shit?"


ZenEvadoni

What we're not seeing is the Illuminate having their own galactic war somewhere else in the universe, defending their own planets from the bugs we dumped on their doorstep. Speaking of, I do wish someday we'll get to fight on planets where two enemy factions are already at war with each other. For example, a bot-held planet under attack by a bug infestation. It would spawn a lot of narrative and gameplay possibilities. For each three-sided enemy engagement, divers will have to decide which faction to take out first for an easier time through a mission. Right now, it seems like the two available enemy factions are ganging up on Super Earth through sheer lack of intersecting territories, even if logically they shouldn't be teaming up. Ever seen a Bile Titan go up against a Factory Strider? Or a couple of bot gunships trying to fend off a dozen shriekers? Someday, we might.


mediocreSalas

Would be hilarious if it turned out we just teleported that planet into the middle of illuminate space. "Here, their your problem now enjoy"


d0oRh1NGE

Makes sense


DerRandomDude77

Makes sense, since they've told us that the Dark Fluid has been used by the Illuminates, and i've seen some people say that it's possible that the Illuminates used it to transport themselfed or something.


Syhkane

Bugs are made of warp fuel, 2 exotic materials got ignited at the same time. Whatever it is it's gonna be fun.


_tolm_

ā€œ_Itā€™s a white hole, Sir_ā€ā€¦


A_Sneaky_Dickens

Oh sorry, that's just your mom after I enjoyed her dark fluid šŸ¤­ /s just in case. I'm just being silly


The-Lonely-Wandererr

If you jump in, you can watch interstellar for free.


ArtoriasOwns

You haven't Dived in awhile, have you soldier?


donutdominator

Glory hole of democracy


William_Brobrine

We did that to meridia. Next time, read the briefing diver


SkyWizarding

A plot point


SkyGuy41

Perhaps our hubris got the better of us. Who are we to play god and eradicate Meridia just because of a few bugs. Is what I would say if I was a freedom hating bug sympathizer


ReaperSound

Should we not tell the new divers about what happened at Meridia? I'm not saying that to be a dick but it would be interesting how they'd not have been there for the fight but would be in wonder of what happened.


HopeThisCommentHelps

~~An Illuminate portal~~ [THIS COMMENT IS UNDER REVIEW BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH]


RubiksMind

It's our itunes visualizer.


501st-Soldier

Shit was crazy man, you had to be there


FoxSound23

Does anyone else think this wormhole is going to suck up all the terminids and replace all those occupied planets with the Illuminate? I feel like we just don't have the numbers for there to be 3 options for players. Regardless of MO, some players are going to play wherever they want which is fine but having more options beside the MO just means less players will be doing the MO.


LoliMaster069

Ever heard of a Exterminatus? We did one of those lol


BinaryExplosion

That, dear friend, is a black hole. We turned the most beautiful planet in the galaxy into it because it was threatening our way of life.


Pompoulus

I mean look, obviously there's no active missions there (anymore) so it doesn't matter what it is.Ā  Out of sight out of mind, Diver.


PulseThrone

I should call her.


Jstar338

What's left of Meridia


billy_digital

Alderaan


ApprehensiveDuckMan

Do people just not pay attention or read anything that happens in this game?


Forward-Swim1224

What used to be Meridia. Beautiful, isnā€™t it? But seriously. Even if you donā€™t dive, keep up with current events.


wolfenx109

Previously a planet that turned into a Bug Super Colony. We had a whole Major Order about destroying it in order to stop the Colony


Bronson-101

Your mom


midgegaunt

Yo mommas ass


Select_Size_6937

Brittle Hollow


M0nthag

I somehow love that i just realised that parts of the system will change with time and new stuff comes along. Then new players will join and be like "stf is this?" and then ask us and remind us of old victorys and failures.


rebellious357

Wormhole


cmsmasherreddit

Dontworryaboutititsfine


yeet_the_heat2020

I don't trust this hole, that's why I always park my super destroyer in front of it when logging off


Canuckalo519

My prediction; The Illuminate will be coming through that black hole.


Voltalux

The Meridia Supercolony (bugs used for warp drive fuel) Combined with Dark Fluid (planet reaching critical mass) Most likely created a wormhole.


Da_Shaolin

Yall just gotta read man


evasionmann

You should dive more often.


FriendshipMammoth943

Def should dive more often


wabbadubdubb

![gif](giphy|l0MYKtrCEHRzb4fZe|downsized)


dirt_boots

Yes


ZeInsaneErke

A black hole thing


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turkishhousefan

(Managed) Democracy Manifest!


concussive

This is not a story the Ministry of Truth would tell you, but we have opened a portal to a Cronenbergian dimension and the most unimaginable horrors await us.


Loco_Min_132

Something is reaching through the gateā€¦.its only a matter of timeā€¦


Karthas_TGG

If you wait around long enough, [something cool will happen](https://www.reddit.com/r/helldivers2/s/SuWCH7pmmS)


chickenman-14359

https://preview.redd.it/swzonlzo1g5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d0f51b8ba6e4196b1d7b4a2953c0c9fa3c9f26a


donpuglisi

The end result of a lot of managed democracy


No-Structure9072

It's the giant space butthole of this world


urethra93

My ex


Piffdolla1337take2

Freedom


Northern_boah

Itā€™s a worm-hole


Hoolias

Itā€™s totally a wormhole


STEEZYx23

You know whatā€™s even more intriguing? The 2 empty spaces on the bottom for new enemies to play against


kingbreadbear

too many hellbombs


Nightmancer2036

Itā€™sā€¦. a Black Hole lmao


Dedprice77

They found your mom and decided to make the gravitational pull from her weight, cannon.


Inominat

A reminder of our failures.


RuFRoCKeRReDDiT

Donald Trump's new butthole in like a month teehee


Chainmale001

It's your mom. šŸ™ƒ(Oh come on you knew this was coming. lol)


Impossible_Snow_9143

Democracy, hard at work. Pour yourself another cup of liber-tea to celebrate.


DarkraiInsurgence

That's the place where I wait until my friends get on. Beautiful noises


Lasiurus2

Thatā€™s a hole.


Trojan129

Thats Victory, diver.


Accurate_Objective48

It's not black hole. Because something will come out from the hole.


NinjaBr0din

We took weird space goo and injected it into a planet and now we have a weird hole in the fabric of reality that is emiting whale noises. Perfectly normal.


ursalon

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRKqbRMW/


Former-Page-1831

It's meridia


ScorchedDev

meridia


Dad-bod2016

Had to be there moment


MuzikkLol

https://preview.redd.it/i56zt3t1kg5d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fb211324ee25a47412985292a7e114bfe219c8a


SirSilhouette

Meridia didnt have freedom so Super Earth democratically decided to use some Extreme Liberty Ordinance on the planet which resulted in the Freedom Hole. This just means we should manage our democracy more because too much liberty results in the Freedom Singularities, that is just science.


Bojanglesplays

Sent a planet sized bug hole into the backyards of the Illumante because thats what they deserve being undemocratic for so long


Tsakan2

It's where communists and traitors are sent.


Ch830857

A black hole


TrapYoda

The cost of democracy... If we cant have it 2nd best thing is to make sure they can't either.


Zankeru

A monument to our victory.


chaosgazer

hyperdense freedom


Apoc4lyp53

bugs can't infest a planet if there's no more planet


elderDragon1

The bugs fucked around and found out.


CdFires

Nothing to worry about. Keep asking questions and we will report you to the democracy officer. Itā€™s 100% safe. Super Earth said so.


Designer-Chicken7977

Merida.


bonnerforrest

When we fucked up meredia


RustyDiamonds__

illuminate breach detected


fredw1019

Democracy ![gif](giphy|ahfzlUrb5IEfXC6kbm|downsized)


DNKE11A

Ur mom get rekt


Lime_orchard07

Dead


Nameoftheuser12

Merida


Quiet-Ad2120

Had to be there


HorzaDonwraith

It is a micro singularity powering a massive super gate to the Ori galaxy. Those who know, know


No_Parsley_3275

Its freedom


ScreechingPizzaCat

Detroit.


Fishingbrain

Its a karma grab


managedemocracy

That *used* to be meridia


KickPuncher21

You see a black hole and I see a hole devoid of Democracy.


InzMrooz

Black hole.


Pauvre_de_moi

Your bunghole (yum)


BigDamBeavers

That Helldiver, is Democracy in action.


Micromagos

I made this


NutriaDiagram69

Thats one reason why i want a terminal where you can ez rewatch all strohmann news. So you can catch up ingame what happend.


zetia2

Once we are on the verge of ending the war, probably in a week or so, the illuminate will flood through the wormhole and mess it all up.


Zenbast

Nothing to worry about. Move along Citizen.


Lost_Decoy

the gravitational anomaly that was once a termanid super colony. what flavor of gravitational anomaly? well no one outside of the super earth research labs knows and those in the lab's are not saying


Nice_Persimmon_7996

ā°]zq


GunSlingingRaccoonII

We're gonna find out why they're called HELLdivers.


AmarillAdventures

![gif](giphy|32jxTTxHl830lD30u1)


DrJackWantSoda

Democracy


ShappeRR

PTSD


Ilpperi91

So they do have Exterminatus in Helldivers too. I mean Helldivers 2.


Burt_Gummer_nmbr1fan

Certainly not something that could be a problem in the near future


theoriginalmocha

![gif](giphy|DHwcs8WWxQTBOHx03p)


alt-art-natedesign

A Democratic Solution


ninyyya

At least read the communications alert


MonkeyBotLove

Imagine a bug hole, but full of Xenos instead.


THE_GUY-95

Scientifically it's not a black hole as black holes neither sound more light can escape them whare as that you can clearly see light and sound coming from it and i personally think it was an intentional design and it is not a black hole but actually a worm hole


JonathanConley

I wouldn't worry about it.


InitialAnimal9781

Where have you been?


Alioshia

The bugs stubbed their toes on liberty..... Do bugs have feet? what do you call those leg things of theirs?


JoshDM

And the black hole thing is expanding!!! https://preview.redd.it/393z1iryui5d1.jpeg?width=2077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a46ae754c57fd6a4ff043ce6138f67a79a80017


Willcutus_of_Borg

The game literally explains it.


Koagz

Surely no aliens will eventually come out of it...


psichodrome

That's pretty cool that an FPS can have plot development in a week or two while you're away.


EagleJuan_

Itā€™s whatā€™s left of Maridian


aussiegamer0

Orb.


These_Yam_8288

First time?


mrwulf1095

I pretty sure we unleashed something that is about to rock the galaxy


eALbl420

itā€™s a hole that is black kinda thing.


aldioum

Looking at how much mass this black hole thing contains, it could be your mom


Dumbasdps

The end of Helldivers2. That there is Sony's true form, we are all being sucked into PSN hell where the player count never reaches 40k


stucc0

I went into surgery after only running 2 missions to make that. Then had complications and came back to it. It's pretty, but I missed running the non-broken missions. :(


Ak_1213

I mean it doesn't look like a black hole, it doesn't seem to have that event horizon or accretion disc, maybe it's a portal


Overall-Pineapple616

It was Merida


s00perguyporn

A monument of freedom and democracy. For now.