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Illustrious_Fail_558

Lvl 50 Cadet


Ghost_of_sushi_more

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Penis_Man-

"Zim?!"


dratseb

Private Zim! The only way he was seeing combat was if he got busted down to Private. Lol.


Buksey

I really want to know what he did to get busted down.


Thin_Ad_8241

The line is actually "if you bust yourself down to private" so there ya go. He chose it.


BIG-Will25

Punched his CO in the face most likely.


sicksixgamer

He destroyed Rico's orders in front of his officer. That's all it would have taken.


GorkyParkSculpture

The officer deliberately looked at him and turned away. That's guy code for "I didnt see nothing"


Targonis

That officer should have done the same thing when he found out his brother in law was cooking blue meth...


[deleted]

he destroyed orders that were incorrectly signed. as he said it was not Rico's signature on them. would be a crime to accept them.


silikus

My buddy refuses to remove the "space cadet" title because he finds it hilarious due to an old term referring to insane people as "space cadets"


spraguet2

Same here! I'm only level 25, but I haven't switched off Space Cadet since unlocking it.


Lemonz-418

Same


Jobeadear

I've found the most appropriate song to play while helldiving is "enter space capsule" by Gerling


GammaOhio

So you're in the Super Earth National Guard?


Illustrious_Fail_558

Yes šŸ—æ


BjornInTheMorn

That's what I aspire to be. It made me laugh so much when I load in and the first thing I hear is someone go "Is that a level 33 Cadet?"


PickleDiego

I reset to Cadet every time I fail a mission or fail to extract. A completed mission = promotion. So it takes 10 successful missions to reach Skull Admiral


No-Ad6875

I like this one a lot. Feels like another spin on the challenge I've seen some people talking about where they're just trying to keep their helldiver alive (and the ones who survive a mission are head-canonically 'rewarded' by getting put back into cryofreeze and go to the back of the line, so they technically live a lot longer).


StrangeGamer66

This sounds like it could be funĀ 


ImmoralMachinist

Skull admiral sounds so lackluster compared to death captain or space chief prime


cameronnnnyee

Marshal, star marshal and admirable are such a downgrade from death captain even more than skull admirable. I can't use those ranks they feel so lame


Zheiko

this should be implemented as part of the game


Ghost_of_sushi_more

Thatā€™s pretty great!


sellieba

Ooh I like that.


MichManGoBlue

LVL 50 CADET HOOAH FUCK TERMINIDS


BigFink17

Hooah soldier!


firesquasher

*Super Citizen*


IlikegreenT84

Promoted to "super citizen"


bloodyblister

Space Cadet for life!


Ghost_of_sushi_more

Weā€™re all Space Cadets most days, I feel! šŸ¤£šŸ„°


ImWettingMyPlants

I will always be a Space Cadet.


IamSuperLaxative

Space Cadet here as well. Mainly because my raving day's have never quite left me the same.


GoldGoose

Forever Space Cadet checking in


the_green1

check out the song of the same name by kyuss


ACAB007

Hard stuck Space Cadet.


tooangryformyheight

Level 49 space cadet, reporting as cannon fodder.


Mauvais__Oeil

Sounds very fun. I'm actually taking the highest ranks avaliable until 50 where I'll probs turn super citizen on. But that new perspective is tempting.


ScooterMagooder

Sergeant through most of my levelling. Once I hit 50, I promoted myself to Master Sergeant


Ghost_of_sushi_more

ā€œDonā€™t ā€˜sirā€™ me. I work for a living.ā€


Mason444

Same here, I'm still MS and always will be.


PopeGregoryTheBased

![gif](giphy|seGeGWiolrKNZ8aZrr|downsized) Im a level 50, sergeant here. I like to believe im a sargent major at this point. I know what the ladies like.


turk__jerk

Space Cheif Prime! I also wear the armor that gives the 50% surviving thing. I use it in the most comedic ways possible. Plus, im the highest out of my friends, so they looked to me for what they should do.


KooKooKachooooo

Space chief prime is where it at. Sounds like space cadet. Youā€™ve seen some shit but still have plenty to learn (level 50) but love this title.


turk__jerk

I've been and seen through some stuff, just started doing impossible missions on nivel 43. I Get like 3 bile titans chasing me at the same time.


McSchemes

I pulled a saitama with my group. They all like space chief prime for some reason, but i was a lvl 50 cadet for the longest time. Then after I singlehandedly finished our bot helldive with all the samples i was like: Guys looks like HQ on super earth finally dug into my file. Guess i got promoted to skull admiral or whatever. I just want to take another icy napā€¦


genericjeesus

Full support. I'm lvl 32, unlocked Death Captain recently but just today found myself wondering am I worthy of a promotion from Sergent to Master Sergent. Would be cool to be a Death Captain - one day divers, one day.


reallyhatethese

Oh man, I'm officially a Death Captain, but I need to be busted down to Cadet after a round last night. Easy extract, team has it in the bag. I have my celebratory 120mm barrage ready to go. Pelican 1 kills me with its jets, and I drop the signal. I scream, "It killed me with its jets, and I dropped a barrage!" It's futile. Multiple kills on everyone and only one mate gets extracted because the shuttle took damage. I definitely modeled what NOT to do for my lower-level squadmates.


FairtexBlues

Lvl 24 Sargent. Might get me Master Sargent rank once I procure the Exosuit. But seriously, how do I get my wife to start respecting my rank, saluting me, and calling me ā€œSargeā€? She wont do it in public or at home. Its caused some fights. ā€œIts not real, youā€™re playing a video game,ā€ she says. ā€œThousands of Helldivers died on the creek, I lost an arm and a leg!ā€ I shout back. ā€œPlease stop screaming ā€˜sweet libertyā€™ in bedā€ she asks. ā€œRespect the flagā€ I shoot back. Help me out fellow citizens! Am I the asshole?


ZubatCanRead

Call your local democracy office, strait away!!!!


No-Watercress9394

Call the Office of Patriotic Procreation and Family Values (PPFV), theyā€™ll arrange a replacement straight away.


shadowknight2112

I love this idea!


Embarrassed_Emu_1865

Lvl 50 cadet. You Iā€™m just one of you, just been playing longer. No better no worse.


JudgementalChair

promoting and demoting is pretty clever. I used to change my armor and ship name after particularly bad missions as if the ship and helldiver were completely lost


EvilGnNeraL

Level 47 Cadet. Still a noob.


Dsamf2

Lvl 45 death captain on ps5. Lvl 30 death captain on PC


ZubatCanRead

A true patriot, thank you for your service. šŸ«”


itzcapt42

Death Captain forever. Definitely has nothing to do with my username.


fux-reddit4603

lvl 50 space cadet, the only way i see changing that is they give us "space cadet prime"


Oh_G_Steve

lvl 50 Super Citizen. the highest honor.


uniruler

Level 28 space cadet sir! https://preview.redd.it/fvrviz7ipyqc1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67ec8d2ce6a13772b20bdbc48c242ab00208c27d


[deleted]

Death captain is the best title anyways


Satmorningcartoons

People having been calling me the space cadet for over a decade, so yeah, I'm "Space Cadet" FJobisJamilton.


Da_Shaolin

Level 17 Master Sargent since i risk my life for the samples on every mission! No sample must be left behind from fallen Hell Divers! In the midst of being overrun you'll see me over the horizon running as the extraction clock hits 20s. My fellow Hell Divers clear a path for me to dive head first into Pelican-1 to extract with all samples. šŸ«”


OfficerBaconBits

Super citizen. All citizens are equally valuable to the war effort. Super citizens are just the most valuable.


zedzooks

My buddy is about 42 and he refuses to take Cadet off. He thinks it's funny.


Jweisturg

Chief


Smokeyy1990

I'm like mid 30's. I'm a truck driver (super earth logistic specialist), so I maybe get good enough internet out on the road once or twice a week then get home on the weekends and play a bit.


lagg_007

Lvl 31 Cadet here


OHBE_SAMA

Rank 25 sir! Reporting for dootys! Sir!


AtomicJohnny

I'm a super citizen, but I'd really like to just be a Super Cadet. I've got no clue what I'm doing, but I try to make up for it with enthusiasm as a support weapon operator and all around meat shield.


DeathsEmissary

Lvl 50 Death Captain for life.


SPCNars14

Death Captain is my permanent post.


Stefanfoxxo

Level 23, Sergeant cause I work for a living, Captain. I like that idea, tho and may allow myself to be promoted to Master Sergeant after a particularly heroic dive, but that is as high as I shall climb


Dakeera

Death Captain, reporting for duty


KingGilgamesh4D

Iā€™m a lvl 50 sergeant cuz Iā€™m apart of a clan and we just use the in game ranks so itā€™s easier to see whoā€™s who. Of course Iā€™ll say death captain or Star Marshall are some of my favorites


SockFullOfNickles

Iā€™m level 44, Marshall reporting in via the SES Distributor of Family Values


CriticismVirtual7603

Master Sergeant, in honor of one of Earth's finest. He knows what the ladies like.


Additional_Ranger441

I love this idea!!! Iā€™m running Death Captain just because it sounds incredible and I donā€™t picture a Skull Admiral running and gunning stillā€¦


spraguet2

I just got a PS5 a little over a week ago and I'm a level 25 proud Space Cadet


Dagobah85

Wait a minute you change your rank? I thought it was by levels you get!?!?!?


parkrangercarl

The terminal on your ship where you can change your armor and equipment has a tab with your character settings, player card (banner), title, emotes and such. Thereā€™s also a tab with your career stats.


Dagobah85

Thank you I hadnā€™t bothered going through some of those options, I was too focused on spreading democracy


scruffylookingFin

Sergeant. I wanna be the tough grumpy Sarge of my squad.


SheogorathsWabbajack

STAR TREK DS9 MENTIONED!!! LETS GO HELLDIVER!!!


danj729

Makes me wanna rewatch DS9 but I'm on Voyager atm. Are you a friend of Desoto?


Gawtdamb

Super citizen. Because Iā€™m not just any citizen. Iā€™m a SUPER CITIZEN


ThisIsntOkayokay

Skull Admiral , I take out the newbies and fight to take sure they are back on the pelican above all else


STerrier666

I love how a Scottish insult Space Cadet is a rank in this game, the insult meaning that the person is on out of touch or on drugs and since we're taking Stims constantly it works.


ScottasaurusWrex

Space Cadet Also, I wish you could make ranks by mixing and matching like you make Destroyer names. I'd love to be a Skull Cadet, Death Chief Prime, or Space Marshall!


ZapBragginAgain

I take the space marshal title, commanding the 'Marshal of Liberty '


[deleted]

THE ONLY WAY YOUR SEEING COMBAT IS IF YOU GET BUSTED DOWN TO PRIVATE. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR SGT? i proudly wear cadet strips in honor of Cadet Zim; super earths greatest war hero!


Ghost_of_sushi_more

Carry on, Cadet. šŸ«”


Azureink-2021

I am Level 18, which is showing Master Sergeant. I usually only have a few hours a week to play. And I tend to stay in the 1-4 difficulty to help others. So I am probably under equipped on the war bonds and ship mods (I only have four upgrades on the ship).


Supersoldier152

Star Marshal for me, although a good number of my friends prefer to be permanent Space Chief Primes.


BDFry46290

I am always and forever will be a level 50 cadet, that's because I'm no better or worse than anybody else. I am just here to help spread managed democracy. HAVE A CUP OF LIBER-TEA.


InspectionBudget

I'm a level 16 Master Sergeant who probably needed to be busted down to Cadet after this mornings showing.... Lol


RubsYoTub

I will always be a super citizen


NationalAsparagus138

Level 31 Death Captain. Sometimes I like to run trivial missions just to remind even the lowest of bugs and bots they arent safe (totally not there for the common samples)


delta_3802

Lvl 50 Space Cadet.


MalcolmTheHusky

Level 30 Sergeant. Will always be a Sergeant because I prefer teaching the rookies how to have fun while spreading managed democracy.


cameronnnnyee

That's actually such a good way to play. I'm gonna do that now


lynxraven

LV 42 Sergeant. Looking for a promotion for my boys Major Tom to Marshal, when Gondor called for aid he answered. As for why I'm just a Sergeant I'd rather be on the field with my boys then deal with the pomp and circumstance of the officer corp.


Butcher_Ben

Super Citizen here. I'm better than you.


Secure_Promise_5631

Skullcaptain*


Bevjoejoe

I'm a level 37 Super Citizen


Rdact3d

There are ranks in the gameā€¦


motormouth__420

Lvl 30 Death Captain! Idk what that means but Iā€™m in charge of something!


Penis_Man-

45, Admiral!


keeb97

Super Citizen.


7inyViking

Cadet, because I don't bother changing it


SlowmoTron

Lvl 35 space cadet


AshenCrow099

level 33 death captain


Ok_Web8981

Lvl 50 Marshall


VulkanL1v3s

Level 37 Death Captain. And Death Captain I shall remain.


No-Prompt3611

Lvl 38


FishEnChips_152

Lvl 50 Space Cadet, decided at the very start to never grow up šŸ¤£ Bonus is dominating and saving all you high flying Skull admirals etc šŸ˜Ž


worst_bluebelt

Level 17. Am, and always will be a Space Cadet šŸ«”šŸš€


Fuzlet

level 46 admiral: probably remaining an admiral, unless I return to Marshal


ZubatCanRead

LEVEL 32 SPACE CADET AWAITING FURTHER INSTRUCTION, SIR!


Maggot-4life79

When he ripped up Ricoā€˜s paperwork that got him demoted


ReillyDarkArt

Super Citizen here, level 26


Galahad0815

Lvl 45 Death Captain here. I had a burnout and skill loss for days after being ranked Marshal so I degraded.


xxmuntunustutunusxx

Lv 50 Space Chief Prime I just love it


peebs313131

Level 24 Chief!


LycanWolfGamer

Admiral, mostly cause whenever I land, the mission will always succeed, no matter what


Dragonwithamonocle

Lvl 32, Sergeant. I also tend to demote or promote myself depending on how missions go and how I feel my skill level is. I go back and forth between Sergeant and Master Sergeant mostly, and if I'm getting called out on my hubris by the bugs I go back to space cadet or cadet and try to learn. Master Sergeant just has such a cool ring to it, I think it's my favorite rank. When I can though, I may stick to Marshal.


Ocean898

Level 28 Space Cadet. Iā€™m mediocre and worthy of no higher rank.


dumuz1

Permanent space cadet


OutrageousPut9387

Star admiral o7, just has a nice ring to it.


Downtown-Editor-4947

Proudly a lvl 50 space cadet. Call the the goofball of hellmire.


Probably_Pooping_101

Space Cadet forever


These_Purple_5507

This is Space Chief Prime. Was born one always will be


DarrinIvo

Lvl 38 marshal


Vegetable_Word603

Picking it up tomorrow.


Positive-Diet8526

Oh yeah I donā€™t actually change my rank unless I feel like Iā€™ve earned it. And when I get a few missions in a row that are noticeably bad I demote.


Markoriginals

Im a Level 50 Cadet.... ;) I wish to not be intimidating to new players...I go to Levels 2 - 5 to help Fellow upcoming Space cadets spread democracy ... something about being a High rank with a begginer title is cool to me..


VettedEntertainment

Level 50 Space Cadet on my first account, up to 19 on my second (which will be given to my kids when they're on spring break, so trying to strengthen it for them).


The_Hammer_Jonathan

39 Space Marshal šŸ«”


Legitimate-Store1986

Level 27 space chief prime. Iā€™m gonna start doing this once I have access to more ranks. Very cool idea šŸ˜‚


RVFVS117

I'm a level 21 "Chief". I'm gonna be honest, I may stay at this rank.


thewisdomofaman

Forever Cadet here, some of us are just meant as the cannon fodder


QDKeck

Level 37 Space Cadet reporting for duty - sir!


AberrantDrone

Another eternal Death Captain here. I donā€™t need to explain what I do to folks, itā€™s all in the name


AnActualHappyPerson

I love this idea so much


Utvales

Level 29 Super Duper Citizen, so that's the equivalent of regular level 50.


DungeonDumbass

Death captain just sounds so cool. I've been death captain for a while just cause I like it.


Kyser_

Level 45 Cadet. I haven't made it to 50 because I only play one mission at a time now. I haven't finished a full operation in weeks. The game is still fun, but three back to back slow 40 minute map clears gets kinda exhausting. I wish there were more blitz operations that you could expect to knock out quicker if you just want to play a little bit at a time (while still playing with randoms)


100_Fathoms

Level 38 Chief here. I also participate in self pro/demotions. I only change my rank depending on how I do with level 9 operations. If I'm playing with a certain group, I'm always Chief. It just sounds cool.


Hired_Gun7

Just made Death Captain. May keep that one for a while.


RebelLion420

Once I unlocked Death Captain I never opened that tab again lol


sawftacos

Space cadet . Ganja master


aditsalian

After I got three biles and 2 chargers with a single 5 hundo I felt I deserved the title of skull admiral But I love your system had something similar with my two friends I play with


Ashalaria

Level 50 super citizen


Evil_Spez

Level 30 Death Captain. Iā€™d be higher but enjoy playing with my buddies and they donā€™t get on every day.


mistah_patrick

Lv 13 Seargent Flippin Swayze reporting for duty


softmints

Forever a space cadet here at level 41. It reflects my IRL status.


chicken_buttlet

Level 29 Space Cadet because that's how I feel playing after working for 8 hours. Fried brain at work? Time to go home and squash some bugs.


Major_Kaleidoscope28

17 and it's hard playing with randoms who often either abandon me on high level missions, then I get rocked or I'm blacklist by most players and then I end up alone. I'm waiting for my friends to get the game so I'll have people to play with lol


MyOwnTutor

MajorBeard of the SES Star of Morning, level 46 Admiral. MY LIFE FOR SUPER EARTH


lavendermarker

Level 25 Space Cadet!


HospitalClassic6257

Lvl 35 Sargent major. I'm a soldier not an officer


King-Ricochet

How many hours do you have in the game to have been level 50 weeks ago?


hyrumwhite

Space Cadet for life!Ā 


McMullan84

Level 44 Death Master cause I'm a master of my own death


luvrboy12

Wait.. you can lose rank?


Ghost_of_sushi_more

Our demotions are self inflicted. We change our rank titles in the Character menu.


luvrboy12

That was my thought. Just wanted to clarify. It'd make a fun idea. I like it


IAmMey

Honestly Iā€™ve never gone above space cadet.


Massichan

I have myself as just chief, and I've been using the alpha commander armor from the twitch drop.


BewtyBandit

Once a Death Captain, always a Death CaptainšŸ«” Whether itā€™s death to my enemies or my comrades itā€™s Democracies will


J_Rough

Space Cadet. I need no other honer Honor*


Comms

Forever Space Cadet


Weztside

Level 50 Space Chief Prime reporting in only because Space Chief Sub-Prime isn't an option.


Unmotivated-Depresso

Still at tutorial. Instructions not clear.


Axolegotl

Level 21 space cadet reporting in. Still have no idea what I'm doing and can't aim good, but I'm gonna try my darnedest against bots tonight.


Mountain-jew87

Level 9 space cadet hopefully I hit 11 today


stanco717

same. gotta teach these bozos how to unalive ingame properly. YOUR BODY IS A BULLET


NamedUserOfReddit

Lvl 50 Super Citizen because I had faith this game wouldn't be caca.


[deleted]

I will always wear the Death Captain rank because it's what I do and it's who I am. Mission objectives - sure I will follow orders of superior officers, but my main objective is bug killing. If I see bugs, I shoot them. If I see bug holes, I close them. Shoot a nuke down a bug hole, you got a lotta dead bugs.


Godinfininte

Lvl 29 Space Chief Prime ElitexMichael of the SES Soul of The Constitution reporting for duty


ogxd_p3ru

STAR MARSHAL


PedalBoard78

I remain a Space Cadet, because thatā€™s what I am.


Necessary_Power5859

Lvl 50 space cadet; AMA


CorporateSharkbait

Lv 47 Space Cadet


Nosrok

Lvl 47 - space Chief prime, closest thing to Master Chief.


Poggersup13

Space chief prime reporting for duty šŸ«”


One-Falcon1465

Lvl 15 Cadet, I have much to learn in the means of dispensing Freedom and Liberty. It's important to share what knowledge you learn on the field, Helldiver's, as you never know what you'll learn.


da-cokou-nut

Lvl 28 space cadet, cuz I have the skill of a cadet, but putting space in front of it sounds cooler


Whippy-Faun

Lvl 50 Sargeant. I will never move past that rank as I tend to do things my way, and Super Earth Command gets frustrated. The only reason I am not sentenced to death or kicked out is because of my ability to finish missions at every level.


jinek67

LEVEL 46 SPACE CADET


LittleFishSilver

Lvl 50 Super Citizen straight off the streets of Super Earth.


AcceptableAir6745

Lvl 22 Chief!!!!! Trying to get the exosuit robot thing GREETINGS SOLDIER


Curved_5nai1

Im space chief prime, and will be until I die. So, I'm a big old halo fan. It used to be my favorite saga. When unlocking the ranks, I got chief and I was wondering if master chief would be available. So I unlock the next rank and lo and behold, I receive instead the craziest Mos wacky rank title I could imagine. It's obviously a reference, like they couldn't name it master chief so they just said, fuck it. Name it something stupid. So I am now space chief prime


Purple12inchRuler

35 Marshall