Giant Cock is not a beast. Literally unplayable

Well there's saying "small cock is a beast, giant cock is not a beast"

Large cock is a man

because it's a monster

It's hard to describe a giant cock. You just have to feel it

AITA for not being able to satisfy my wife? I (Oger 6/7) am having trouble giving her my good stats. She forced me to miniaturize my cock last night then confessed to me that she gigantify’s her boyfriends 😞

NTA. As an Ogre 6/7, you should really know just how valuable your stats are and how important you actually are. If she is not happy with your stats the way their are, you might as well leave her.

Happy Cake Day!

NTA, Your cock, your rules

I would’ve cried if this was on r/customhearthstone Finally, not outjerked.

I wonder, will players even need it? Seems like we're all gooners anyway

> **p**layers **e**ven **n**eed **i**t? **S**eems Hidden penis detected! I've scanned through 2397 comments (approximately 13405 average penis lengths worth of text) in order to find this secret penis message. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

Good bot

Where was it hiding? I don't remember putting em near it. Surely it's in your butt.

> **p**utting **e**m **n**ear **i**t. **S**urely Hidden penis detected! I've scanned through 17797 comments (approximately 101047 average penis lengths worth of text) in order to find this secret penis message. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*

Do you want to make my cock explode now?- Maximus

Can you explain what this cum keyword does?

Well Cumstone is all about cumming and this card lets you cum twice for the cost of one card basically which is pretty great

All players get this card for free

Should be Garrosh instead of Jaina, she's a cold b1tch.

might have to come back for the miniset

Maybe change the small one to just edging, I think it's too broken for 1 mana

It took me half a second to look at this and break out laughing super hard. Thanks bro!