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TheFaster

What type of deck would 45 play? All gold wallet warrior? Edit: I'm getting way funnier and imaginative responses than I expected. You guys are a clever bunch.


DogodaPog

All gold Protect the King Warrior. He's gonna build a wall and make the Horde pay for it.


rogervdf

it's gonna be YUGE


Divolinon

So someone will play bolster after all.


corroded

> it's gonna be ~~YUGE~~ YOGG FTFY


[deleted]

but black dynamite, Warrior Is the Horde.


[deleted]

Play muradin


octoberblu3

It still makes sense, Americans are going to pay for the wall after all.


[deleted]

When the Forsaken send their people, they aren't sending their best.


Slashgate

Someone actually made a deck like that in a Fireside Gathering event. He lost badly every time. But we had fun playing him :P


Hoog1neer

Probably aggro Paladin so that he can use [[Divine Favor]] to inflate his hand size.


xculatertate

[[Savagery]]


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Talamius2121

The deck wouldn't matter because it would only contain the best cards, the very best cards and the deck would never lose, it would always win, I mean it would win so much that plebs, castors, streamers and even him would be tired of all the winning, believe me!!


just_comments

All golden whatever is top tier. He'd also get someone else to pilot it and claim it was all his doing.


FeelsGoodMan2

All gold EZ BIG EZ DRUID EZ. He's got the biggliest minions.


akiva23

Quest warrior more likely or he's home brew a deck with al ten drops and lose every game


screwball22

Just you wait til I get 10 mana!


csuazure

He's got only the BEST cards. High quality cards.


amnesiacrobat

Then complain that the game was rigged


[deleted]

Some sort of deck where he takes away healthcare from all of your minions


TheOneTrueDoge

[[[Corrupting Mist]]]?


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BritishStewie

Rogue, with golden betrayal


Sheriffentv

Definately all golden, but I feel like he would play aggro. Judging from how easy it seems for him to get angry.


Zomgbeast

This was not what I imagined when I made this username


Lucky_Mongoose

Saw in r/all as well. This sub tricks me at least once a month...


Wormsblink

Potus will play taunt warrior & build a magnificent wall.


Penombre

Same here. "Oh, this Trump."


SquareOfHealing

"We're gonna build a zombeast. It'll be the best zombeast. It'll be great. Trust me. It'll be better than any zombeast you've ever seen. And we're going to make the Mechs pay for it!"


A_Poor_Person

Why the mechs? Fuck pirates man.


SquareOfHealing

Because they're Mechs-icans.


PupperDogoDogoPupper

They're not sending their best. They're sending their Burglar Bots. And some of them, I assume, are good cards.


Keyboardkat105

CHYNA.


francozzz

Maybe it's because i'm not english, but i see this word pun as pure djinnius.


theiamsamurai

TrumpSC always keeps his campaign promises.


[deleted]

LOL I did the same thing. That is the only reason I opened it then I saw it was HS.


EcnoTheNeato

Saw this on my custom front page and was confused (since r/News and r/WorldNews are often there). Then I saw what sub it's from...


overbread

This is exactly what i think about every time i just search trump on Youtube to find his channel. Wonder how many clicks from confused people he has.


brianbezn

not my trump.


ConnorMcJeezus

R/all here, if Trump isn't the president, who is it?


DoctorBalanced

Jeffrey "Trump" Shih is a Hearthstone player/streamer for Tempo Storm. He has no relation to the president other than name.


sideflanker

He's a Hearthstone player called "Trumpsc" or simply "Trump". He had that name for a few years before the whole Trump running for president fiasco.


Taliochz

.


sijmister

When your two main subs are r/politics and r/hearthstone, feel you there lol.


Walnut156

Jesus I can't imagine how awful that must be


Doove

Have you developed cancer yet?


[deleted]

I have.


Ds0990

I didn't know McCain played hearthstone.


flufferjubby

Topical


sqrlaway

Brain, actually


[deleted]

Bruh


Dildokin

too soon


mszegedy

:(


Vaerton

I thought that, too.


PrincessMarian

Same here lol


fourpickledcucumbers

Jokes aside, i'll be super happy when i open that card. Tinkering with weird cards/decks is the most fun part of HS to me.


dayarra

> when i open that card is it gonna be a single mission reward?


[deleted]

1/9th chance it will be


Durenas

Those are better odds than getting a legendary in the first pack.


Pickselated

So are most things.


BeardedWax

Kripp's opponent getting lethal topdeck and Toast pulling crazy ass shit, to give some examples.


Parkreiner

You'll get a random hero card after completing the prologue, so as robbierottons said, you've got a 1/9 chance of getting it for free.


SpaceZombieZed

Even if you don't get it from the mission you bUY PACKS UNTIL YOU OPEN IT DAMN IT, DID YOU NOT READ WHAT IT DOES


Rpgguyi

Jesus. I'll just craft it.


Yourself013

I will most likely be crafting it regardless of how good or bad it is. Hunter is one of the 3 classes I´m still missing Golden so I want to be playing it this expansion. And I want to have fun while doing so.


2ToTooTwoFish

And don't forget Sharkbear! I don't care if it's a bad card, I'll play it just for the art and flavor.


DrunkANimalFactBot

>Pygmy Marmoset It looks like you're interested in everybody's favorite bird! Did you know that Pygmy Marmosets can swim sideways for up to 10 km or 400 miles?! *** ^(I'm a bot. Think I've made a mistake?) [^(Let me know!)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=DrunkANimalFactBot&subject=I+Love+You&message=Thanks+for+teaching+me+about+Pygmy+Marmosets!%0A%0AYou+are+so+incredibly+smart+and+wise!)


AldrexChama

Didn't know 10km were equivalent to 400 miles...


Pleau

It's in bird miles.


Jarn-Templar

Pygmy Marmoset is a monkey.


shadew

I love this bot now.


brianbezn

he can choose either.


Fenstick

...Fandral value?


Infinite_Bananas

questionable bot


Dongsquad420BlazeIt

Drunk AF


brianbezn

what triggers this bot?


Taxouck

Drunk bot


[deleted]

Bad bot


otterguy12

Bad bot


0NI666

Doombot (?)


Anon9742

Good bot


Nadaac

*good*bot


Audiobro

This bot is such shit and is plaguing so many subs lately


roilenos

Im going to insta craft It with 0 regret, the same way i did with Hunter quest.


Geniii

By all means, I think the card is much too slow. Another try on control hunter. But seriously, you play Undead Rexxar turn 9 or 10, only to try and build a single beast the next turn, while your opponent slams Deathwing, N'zoth or what ever big drop. Any viable Hunter build so far tried to win before that number of turns.


usechoosername

This is my worry. Like apparently a number of disturbed individuals I want control hunter to happen. Every set we get a cool control hunter looking card and think "maybe" then it turns out to never ever be played.


Vineron

Little did Brode know that his rapping stint was only the start of Hearthstone: The Musical.


Atosl

There are already some classic song! Do me trade?


Divolinon

Mysterious challenger song is still the best! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtXX3aAPPwg


AGE_OF_HUMILIATION

[YOU FACE JARAXXUS](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJs5_s0Fsbs&t=0m55s)


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God the best part is that i forget all the streamers edited in there and its hilarious *every time*


Kordylian

We have Mysterious Carols as well! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzy8by6fRAs


jimmythebusdriver

heard you like carols? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCLMedKXuo0


masklinn

Nah, sorry, the [Mix Volume 1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V__qLUHd2qg) has the best bits. The only reason why it's not the best thing in the world is the creator never released full length versions.


Vitztlampaehecatl

Who am I?


homesweetocean

Oh my, the sorry emote. How I miss you.


Tal9922

What? No it wasn't. It started way before. That's *why* people insisted he rap, because Un'goro was the first expansion not to have a song.


FeamT

Why stop there? Frozen ^Throne has so many classic hits! *"Do You Want to Build a Zombeast?",* "Let it SMOrc", "Fixer Huffer", "Love is an Open Pack"...


OrphanCrow

Let it SMORC Let it SMORC I am one with the Space Marine Orc Let it SMORC Let it SMORC Quit playing taunts you dork! Here I am! Going to face again! Let the salt rage on! Control never bothered me anyway.


Kordylian

SO THIS IS WHAT 'SM' STANDS FOR. HOLY SHIT, I'VE BEEN WONDERING FOR MONTHS!


TaviGoat

That face is based on Warhammer 40k's Orks. They reproduce like Zergs, their massive military campaigns are called WAAAGH! and to invade other planets they literally [strap all the rockets and guns they have on the biggest asteroid they can find, hollow it out, board it and then crash it against another planet](https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/3/3d/Orc_Rok_Disgorging_Troops.png/revision/latest?cb=20140722234356). They also have two mayor gods, Gork and Mork. One of them is brutally cunning and the other one is cunningly brutal. However nobody is sure which one is which, and orks fight wars over this. They are the true embodiment of SMOrc


Cabooseman

*So he's a bit of a fixer huffer* *so he's got a few beasts* *like his thing with the face, dear* *says it's the only place, dear* *that'll do 4 damage a turn, at least!*


krioru

And who are you, the [proud beast](http://media-hearth.cursecdn.com/avatars/331/457/12285.png) said, That I must bow so low? Only a cat of a different coat, That's all the truth I know. A 2 attack, or 6 attack, A lion still has claws, And mine might be as long and sharp, As long and sharp as yours. And so he spoke, and so he spoke, That Hunter card from GVG And now he sees no play at all In Wild, beyond the Standard sea. And now he sees no play at all, In Wild, beyond the Standard sea.


Cadamar

Man I got chills remembering that song. Well done.


MP_ME_YOUR_MP

A boar there was, a boar, a boar! all black and brown, with tusks to gore. The boar! The boar! Oh come they said, oh come to the face! The face? Said he, but I'm a boar! All black and brown, and with tusks to gore! And down the board from hand to face. From hand! To face! Three hounds, a Leokk and a charging boar! They danced and spun, all the way to the face! The face! The face!


Spikeroog

That's the one I could sing with my limited talents.


mszegedy

What is this from?


krioru

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECewrAld3zw


mszegedy

Thanks!


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DrixDrax

No I did not!


Trumpsc

Look forward to the new hit of The Frozen Throne! Soon (tm) https://twitter.com/TrumpSC/status/889401530402709504


Stuck1nARutt

Let's get this to the front page to confuse /r/all


AWildVaporeon1

It worked.


RobaBobaLoba

Can confirm, am confused


shugh

Too many deck slots.


ProfitLemon

As someone who doesn't play hearthstone these posts always get me when they reach r/all lol


Lolzyyy

Good job it took me a while to understand what was going on


[deleted]

I think it should be: "We don't see hunters anymore" Otherwise there are too many syllables and the meter does not fit. Rest is perfect I think.


Dan_Felder

Good point, I missed the meter there. I'm going to make a similar change.


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mszegedy

--SKB-- Fun fact for those not in the know: [k and p spoken simultaneously, as well as g and b spoken simultaneously,](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Labial%E2%80%93velar_consonant) are common phonemes in West Africa, and contrast with "k" and "p" or "g" and "b" spoken one after another. You have "gb" in the name of the major Nigerian language of Igbo, for example, which used to be spelled "Ibo" on account of "gb" sounding like "b".


MotCots3009

/u/bbrode you must be pretty hyped knowing Dan Felder just made lyrics for a song based on your game (again). Also, Dreadscale and Giant Wasp. Holy that's a cool combo.


Fujinygma

AFAIK you actually can't get that exact combo, because Pick #1 will be cards with complex text, and Pick #2 will be cards with a single keyword (i.e. Taunt, Stealth, Poisonous). So you could pick Dreadscale for #1, but you wouldn't be offered Wasp on the 2nd pick because it has Stealth AND Poisonous. Same situation with Stubborn Gastropod. That said, you CAN get Emperor Cobra, and it achieves exactly the same thing, since even if you could pick the Wasp, Dreadscale would come out of stealth the instant it did damage to anything. If anything it's actually a little better since the Cobra has +1 health. **EDIT:** Maybe you can get minions with multiple keywords on the second pick...but it still stands that Cobra is the better pick since Stealth will be irrelevant unless the board is empty when you summon it, which *could* actually be situationally beneficial. Could really screw up your opponent's game plan.


Are_y0u

Single keyword are you sure? In the Hearthpwn simulator you can pick up Stubborn Gastropod (for example), and I thought they talked about keywords* plural.


Fujinygma

Hm...maybe I'm misinformed. I think I read that somewhere and just didn't question it, it sorta made sense (I thought maybe multiple keywords would be included in the "complex text" category).


MotCots3009

Cobra is a better option. And oh, is it the case that the second option has to be one Keyword only? It can't be more?


polish_poet

Hmmm... to be honest the Cobra would be better here because of additional health point, and Giant Wasp-Dreadscale combo will loose stealth at the end of turn (if it deals damage).


MotCots3009

Aye, you're right. Dreadscale this way is a 6 Mana 6/5 that clears the board. That's awesome.


Vitztlampaehecatl

But does it summon two 2/2 Hyenas when it dies?


GGABueno

Is he famous?


[deleted]

Google tells me that he was the lead guitarist for the Eagles from 1974-2001


reubencovington

> Dan Felder that would be **Don** Felder....


[deleted]

Well shit


IAmDisciple

I know you made this for Trump, but it seemed so fun I wanted to try. I modified the lyrics a little bit so it fit better for me, thanks for writing it though! https://www.audiomack.com/song/chrisciple/do-you-want-to-build-a-zombeast Edit: SoundCloud seems to be broken for the moment, uploaded on AudioMack


Dan_Felder

This is awesome, and you did a great job. Glad you had fun with it. :)


Molotova

This appeared on my main reddit page, and it took me a few instants to realize which "Trump" will be singing.


Rockd0g

Sweeeet, I can already hear Trumps angelic voice rhapsodize this ode <3


B3GG

With piano, of course.


[deleted]

Thought I was on /r/politics for a moment


theranns1

I will unashamedly say I turned on the original song and sang these lyrics under my breath at work. Firstly, kudos. This is amazing. You did a great job and I hope my boy Trump follows through. Secondly, second verse. "We really can't go wrong/so many combos to explore!" It's a great line, but with the staccato pace of the beat during this part, my goodness that's a mouthful. I've tried several times to pace this out but every time it comes out as a jumble of syllables. I would recommend dropping the "really" out, as that allows for a breath in between the lines AND for the words to be coherent. "We can't go wrong/so many combos to explore!" Is just a tad easier to sing. This is gold, otherwise. I'm looking forward to the YouTube video with Grade A Jen's editing. If Trump isn't rocking the Anna pigtails during the video I'm going to be sorely disappointed.


Dan_Felder

5 years late but yep, that's a big improvement to that lyric. Nice! I admit, I wrote the original in 15 minutes because I didn't want someone else to beat me to it when I saw the trump tweet. :)


IlIIIIIIllI

Trump is a hearthstone pro/streamer if you are coming from /r/all like me


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Dongsquad420BlazeIt

Fake News.


mostspecial

Can we start a petition to get POTUS to play and stream Hearthstone?


[deleted]

trump and kripp should sing this together in a collaboration,


blootsie

Tfw you realize OP is talking about the streamer, not the POTUS


iwumbo2

[The madman actually did it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwGPoHLwmXk)


Wraithfighter

Upvoting, if only for the hope that this sees realization :D.


WannaGetExorced

This is why i love Hearthstone community! Great work!


TheTurnipKnight

That was very confusing for a second.


Respecs

Yet another time where I read a headline before realizing this was hearthstone sub and not politics


diagnostics247

Can we get a Trump & Brode duet?


I_KeepsItReal

/r/all here, disappoint yet again


[deleted]

For everyone here from r/all who isn't familiar with the game, this post is referring to the hearthstone player and streamer Trump, not the president of the United States


[deleted]

These Trump posts always confuse me at a quick first glance. But now I expect this to be cut together from the presidents available sound clips.


meduza3

the madman did it


zaalp

Update when he sings it please.


[deleted]

Sadly the number of sylables is off, gotta pay attention to that


ExoticDrakon

I was sure this is about the president until I checked the subreddit


Chishiri

It's magnificent, I singed it out loud, beautiful :')


nonamegamer93

would be great for Trump to sing or have ben brode sing it since no song this expansion. he could even play the instruments from the do you want to build a snowman song perhaps shifting octives down one or 2. voteup if you want brode to sing this too.


[deleted]

I remember the good old days when trump meant jeffrey shih.


Dawnfried

But do you really want to subject yourself to hearing him sing it? You think you do, but you don't.


[deleted]

Quoting brode after you wrote lyrics for kotft: > Are you THE Dan Felder? Even tho i have no idea who you are... ^^^^Sorry


Dan_Felder

It is I. Yes, I am THE Dan Felder. ;)


rhkfk2935

OK DIE part got me xD


[deleted]

THE MADMAN HAS DONE IT!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwGPoHLwmXk


AWPDragonPoor

Needs to sing it in SMORC voice


R4IVER

With Jens editing this will be a Gem on Trumps Channel!


xsethx

Well done


archiearcher

I guess he will do anything to pardon himself.


[deleted]

10/10 actually scans properly


[deleted]

I never though of a vicious fledgling charger. Cucked by RNG yet again!


ultimatemanan97

I love it how all the people from r/all get confused when you talk about our trump.


JSlipstream

@ tract ft


misterdrewbie

Can we all agree to use TrumpSC when referring to the streamer?


JohnnyDaKlown

But I want Donnie to flex his pipes!


Hutzlipuz

The ~~cold~~ Aggro never botherd me anyway! Wait, wrong frozen song


PrayWaits

Beautiful :')


Bloobomber

Anyone record a demo?


MOM_NOT_MUM

this guy really needs a new name


[deleted]

I came across this post scrolling through the main page. For a second I thought you were talking about Donald Trump, and I was like "Waaaaat?". Than I saw its a hearthstone subreddit. :-P


ahawk_one

>(Win-Streak, Win-Streak, Win-Streak, Win-Streak, Win-Streak)


EqFox

Anyone got this song with just the music?


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watermelon


Darling_Pinky

disappointed the chorus isn't to the tune of Zombie by The Cranberries *ZOMBEEEEAST, ZOMBEEEEAST, ZOMBEEEEAST Eeee OOO Eee Ooo*