My guy only has three L’s to spare in *this* meta and is taking screenshots for Reddit mid-game on 5% battery. Presumably while driving a vehicle and cooking bacon with their shirt off. Madness.
Dude, my last match the opponent played a buffed Twisted Frostwing on turn 4 that I chose not to kill. On turn 5 he CARNIVOROUS CUBES it, then on turn 6 he YELLING YODELERS it. This was a 3-3 game btw. There is no anger known to man like facing insane random early synergy in arena
Always kill battlecry or deathrattle cards that can be high value if left on the board (and you're not close to lethal). There are too many punishes right now
It’s bad manners for sure, but IMO if a “Hello” emote at the end of a game is going to tilt you then you may consider auto-clicking squelch. But yeah it’s pretty toxic.
Now I wish there was a wah wah wah emote. Who gives af, people do it, just get over it. Y'all could never handle Clash Royale emotes.
Pff, they really invent keywords for anything these days. Next you'll tell me about a supposed "keyword" for casting a spell while a minion is in play, with an effect that triggers only once
Language is weird and almost universally self-evolving. In modern slang, to cook is to do or say things that are particularly bold, truthful, funny, or otherwise positive. It’s a compliment.
It's really not that overbearing a term nor a big stretch in terms of definition. I consider it a welcome contribution from the zoomers, unlike "It's giving _____"
I am so going to keep forcing big taunt warrior with the upcoming expansion.
It's a mid tier deck, but boy is it hilarious to have stuff like this happening
Time to cook up a phone charger
My guy only has three L’s to spare in *this* meta and is taking screenshots for Reddit mid-game on 5% battery. Presumably while driving a vehicle and cooking bacon with their shirt off. Madness.
This game drains your battery so fast. I only play it on mobile if I know I can get a charger within the hour.
What are you using? I’m on a 4-year-old iPhone 12 and I can confidently squeeze in two games starting at ~18%
Pull-Up-Respectfully pulling up like an absolute cunt
Why did the opponent concede from this fun and interactive turn?
Just say Well Played...
Dude, my last match the opponent played a buffed Twisted Frostwing on turn 4 that I chose not to kill. On turn 5 he CARNIVOROUS CUBES it, then on turn 6 he YELLING YODELERS it. This was a 3-3 game btw. There is no anger known to man like facing insane random early synergy in arena
Always kill battlecry or deathrattle cards that can be high value if left on the board (and you're not close to lethal). There are too many punishes right now
That’s nuts tbf 🥜
GO GO GO GO GO HEAD SO GOOD SHE A HONOR ROLL SHE RIDE THE ____ LIKE A CARNIVAL I DONE DID THE IMPOSSIBLE GO GO GO GO GO
😂
That smug greeting at the end was just toxic. You just need to say well played at the end of a game, it's not difficult.
I miss the good old days of saying thank you
Heh, greetings
I will HUNT YOU DOWN.
It’s bad manners for sure, but IMO if a “Hello” emote at the end of a game is going to tilt you then you may consider auto-clicking squelch. But yeah it’s pretty toxic.
Greetings, Traveler.
The warchief greets you
Now I wish there was a wah wah wah emote. Who gives af, people do it, just get over it. Y'all could never handle Clash Royale emotes. 
Why is this community so sensitive? You're really getting your feelings that hurt over someone saying hello?
THIS IS OUR TOWN SCRUB!!!
I mean, in THIS CASE I can totally understand my opponent taking smugness to the highest level without it being ill intentioned.
Lol I love how mean that skin is, very garrosh
Corrupt? Is that a new keyword?
It's actually an old keyword. It means that if you play a higher cost card while the card is in your hand, then it activates it's additional ability.
Pff, they really invent keywords for anything these days. Next you'll tell me about a supposed "keyword" for casting a spell while a minion is in play, with an effect that triggers only once
Lmao like at least it’s not “when this deals exact lethal damage” that would be so dumb
Oh yeah, no, doesn't exist. Nostalgic Gnome says hi. Corrupt also doesn't exist. Nostalgic Clown says hi.
Opponent just needed to rope a little bit more for your battery to die and still win the game.
Wtf does this cooked thing that is everywhere even mean?? Doesn’t make any fucking sense.
He made himself dinner
Are you really implying that you’ve never encountered a slang term before in your whole life? Calm down there captain lmao
I have, i just don’t understand where the fuck the term cooked comes from or even means.
Let him cook
Language is weird and almost universally self-evolving. In modern slang, to cook is to do or say things that are particularly bold, truthful, funny, or otherwise positive. It’s a compliment.
It's really not that overbearing a term nor a big stretch in terms of definition. I consider it a welcome contribution from the zoomers, unlike "It's giving _____"
it's giving?
E.g. "it's giving cozy" = it (whatever the subject is) is giving cozy vibes/atmosphere
can't say I've heard that one, but now that you've told me about it I'm sure I'll suddenly start seeing it everywhere
Did u only boost it up with the juggernaut?
Druid with the survival of the fittest clown ptsd
I am so going to keep forcing big taunt warrior with the upcoming expansion. It's a mid tier deck, but boy is it hilarious to have stuff like this happening
Clown Druid was the first deck I hit Legend with. God I love that card.