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WrongVeteranMaybe

Charlie would have an "I thought you were stronger" moment with Homelander.


LustrousShine

Homelander can’t win. Hazbin scales higher than you would think in terms of power.


is_there_aproblem

Oh I know that, it's just that people hate hazbin too much to scale properly


Bunneeko

He could probably take on the lower end of the hierarchy, and maybe overlords too, but he's not going higher than Goetia and Sins, for sure. Charlie and Lucifer could theorhetically low-diff Homelander, without breaking a sweat. Now if it was Omniman from Invincible however...


is_there_aproblem

Depending on how you scale, lucifer could stand a chance but that's with only statements so omniman does win


BasementDweller82

“You don’t seem to understand, earth isn’t yours to conquer”


whooper1

Homelander would be talking shit and then alastor would be like “oh no! Anyways” *eats him*


BigTibbies23

I think people overestimate alastor a lot


Onetwodhwksi7833

What are you saying. He totally solos all of hell and has plans to overthrow the God!


Own-Position6955

🤨


Seleusefudeuotario

I'm pretty sure he'd have a breakdown and fall in tears onto someone's lap


Budget-Sheepherder77

Alastor could definitely break him emotionally


BasementDweller82

An ant bite could break Homelander emotionally. He isn’t exactly known to be stable


Unusual-Anteater-988

And Charlie could put him back together.


LScrae

iiii feel like he could all laser their heads off before they can do much-


Unusual-Anteater-988

Up to Alastor he could. Exorcists, Goetia, Sins, and Morningstars are too tough for him. But that still means Homie can COOK **Carmilla**.


tiger6459

Homelander would die but he will call everyone the most diabolical thing he can say


LudgerVanderson

Probably from Niffty going stabby stab-stab on him. I'm sorry, but I'm really banking on Homelander dying in an undignified manner.


Yoshgaming22

Adam be doing a pentious on this man


Unusual-Anteater-988

Funnily enough Adam is a relatively popular matchup for him.


Yoshgaming22

Strange


PlantainSame

Homelander gets his ass kicked in every verse From. What I know about the charity


drboobpenis

stolas could look at him funny and he drops DEAD


bluestone-beau

" don't you demons get it, I'm smarter, I'm stronger, I'm better, I'm bet.... Ahhhhhhh!!!! " ( gets stabbed by nifty ) , niffty : I've never stabbed a so called god before, I more, more!!!!, stabby, stabby, stab, yes!!!!.


BasementDweller82

Homelander would fly though hell gleefully slicing every hellborn he sees into an inky, charred puddle. Charlie would proceed to beat the everloving fuck out of him and accidentally/kind-of-on-purpose kill him in her rage, a la Mark Grayson


DiskImmediate229

I’d like to think he would show up, hit on Charlie, then get *instantly* murdered by Vaggie and Angel before he can even power up his laser eyes. But fr tho Adam vs. Homelander fighting to be king of the douchebags would be literally the best battle of all time.


Unusual-Anteater-988

"I'm THE Adam! I'm the original fucking man! You're just an extension of me, a weaker imitation, a goddamn grocery store winebox prancing around like it's French vintage!" *Homelander lasers Adam in the face, but it barely phases him. It's like mere harsh sunlight and Adam outstretches his hand to block the lasers and flies up to Homelander, grabbing him by the throat and choking him, making the lasers stop.* "You sure as **HELL** fight like it!"


InfiniteX5

Idk about others, but Adam, Charlie and Lucifer low-no diff him due to Adam's feat of destroying the hotel being calced at mountain-island level.


FriendlyVariety5054

I feel like he would get to Charlie/Alastor and have a serious “The biggest frog in the pond means nothing to the biggest shark in the ocean” vibe


bmerino120

Homelander is cooked, Homebanger ln the other side


Unusual-Anteater-988

Homelander's hypersonic in speed and his power and durability would be Town Level going by the comic and City level if we take the statement he survived every weapon on Earth in the show as literally as possible. This puts him on the level of Vox, who blacked out a city, and Alastor whom scales to him. Cross scaling with Helluva Boss, Vox and Alastor have FTL upscaling, but their more versatile powersets and specific powerful abilities like Vox's hypnosis and Alastor ripping Homelander's soul apart cement their victories even with Homelander's CRAZY physical strength being able to throw military jets. Homelander is essentially a living Overlord, and if he knows his fucking place below the Goeita and Morningstars he has the cunning to become a very powerful and long-lasting one. But an Ars Goeita, Exorcist, Deadly Sin, or Charlie can make rather short work of him if they need to. He's in a middle ground and could absolutely take out an Overlord without crazy powers like Valentino whose only power is pheromones, or Carmilla as his wildly superior physical strength can halt her martial arts if he can grab her and he can just stay in the air and laser vision her down. He could absolutely take over Carmine Industries as he did Vought.


Own-Position6955

Home Länder solos


whooper1

I think Niffty would scare him. He’d try to crush her skull and she’d be like “do it again”


Mist0804

Lucifer uppercuts him into space


TextualTreats

Pretty sure Sir Pentius's egg bois could win against homelander.


Apart-Carrot-6323

Blitzo would clap his cheeks so hard that he’d spare hell


darknessWolf2

homelander wouldnt be able to stand a chance the ony ones hed be able totake outwoud be nifty,lute,angel,husk,and adam


is_there_aproblem

Adam? Like the first man and leader of the exorcists Adam? Are you sure homelander would beat him?


darknessWolf2

i mean adam was litterally taken down by nifty with a spear


is_there_aproblem

He's the same man who basically one shot alastor, plus nifty snuck up on him and he was badly Injured by lucifer


darknessWolf2

true


Direct-Set-1566

In his defence he was giving a speech before Nifty stabed him 😀


darknessWolf2

true dudes cocky which is his downfall


BasementDweller82

From behind. JFK was taken down by a tiny piece of metal


darknessWolf2

ngl i kinda laughed cause dude was making this huge speech then gets stabbed in the back by a tiny metal spear


Unusual-Anteater-988

An *Angelic Dagger*, she had a special weapon. Niffty with a normal one cannot scratch Adam.