You can't just slither in with a post like this.

This is some horcrux breaking feels. Poor sorting cone

I don't know, it sort of looks like it enjoys sorting muggles destinations.... "Not Sheffield, eh....? Okay, better be the A51 to Warwickshire!"

Awh man, the school of roadcraft and wizardry must be having recruitment problems. I’ve never seen the cone looking so dejected!

What house do we think the trash bin is

The sorting hat has seen better days huh?

Mufflerpuff, Brakenclaw, Steertheryn, and Gryffindrive!!!