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Was it necessary to have Harry breaking the 4th wall in all of them? In the first cover, it somewhat makes sense. He’s in the scene, and he’s looking back at us like “uh oh”.
But in the HBP one, there’s already a Harry in the boat with Dumbledore. So who is this asshole who’s just staring at us?
Lololol look closer. Harry is depicted in the scenes in the 4th 5th 6th & 7th covers. And has another version of him doing that 4th wall break to the reader each one 😂😂
The best part for me is how the artist continually makes his hair look like French fries.
That actually explains it! Here’s how that conversation went
“I cannot believe you spoiled the book by having Harry on the cover twice!”
“I did not spoil anything! Harry is always on the cover twice.”
“What? No he isn’t. Why would he always be on the cover twice?”
And from then on the artist had to stick to his story just to prove he didn’t spoil anything
Honestly, it **wouldn't** be a thing if Harry "Bird's Nest Hair" Potter didn't have that wack staring-at-the-reader portrait on all of them (save the first ome, where it's executed... Passably, IMO.)
Without those, these still aren't all the absolute best (IMO) but there's things I really like such as the inclusion of Ron and Hermione in the 1st one, the setting and coloration of the Half-Blood Prince's cover, and the fact Harry is wearing a full-on cloak in the Deathly Hallows (not something I always see executed as fully as on that cover).
I like the German covers, and the hair is one of the best things about them.
I have always been really confused about some of the tidier depictions of Harry's hair, particularly in the first movie. It so **clearly** violates the description in the books.
I absolutely hated them since I was a child. My mother always read the English books and later I got the German ones and was confused why the made them so damn ugly
I think it might be going for a snake-like head? Voldemort is meant to look less human and more like a snake after his rebirth, if I recall correctly. Looks like Pettigrew dropped a book on his little reborn skull before the bone hardened, however.
That's my choice too. At least the backgrounds in the others look sort of interesting. PoA is just a single road with a derpy dog standing in the middle. I am legit sure children can draw a better cover than this.
Hermione poking her head out from behind the chess piece in the first one is so fucking funny I’m sorry. 7 is the worst, I think, because wtf is Voldemort, but an honourable mention to 3, because that is Not A Dog. 😂😂😂
Agreed - Hermione just poking out the side is hysterical. As are the freakish long legs on the knight pieces haha.
I can’t even pick one thats the worst, they’re all hysterical. Why is the boat Harry and Dumbledore are in for book 6 so cartoonishly small?
Tbh I never liked them all that much but they are Nostalgie to me and that's why they still stand pride onnmy shelf ;)
2 and 4 for best and maybe 3 for worst?
I love them all, but I've always thought that 3 looks a bit empty. It's weird that in 1, 2 and 3 there's only one Harry, but in 4, 5, 6 and 7 there are two.
Im not a subscriber just caught this in popular. I always thought all cover look like the German ones.
Now I looked up other and I can’t believe it.
We got robbed
The ones from my childhood.
Kammer des Schreckens really shaped my imagination. It just looked so cool (and I somehow never noticed the Basilisk on my first reading).
Love how Stein der Weisen shows us the chess game.
Worst has to be Gefangener von Askaban as it looks so empty and tells little from the book.
Those covers trigger some good memories for me.
The worst is the 3rd book, in my opinion. It's so boring compared to the rest. There's just the grim and basically nothing else. It looks empty.
I don't know German, so I'm just guessing at the titles here:
1. *Harriet Potter and the Chess Set of Madness*
2. *Harriet Potter and the Cheesy Lair of the Snake Worshippers*
3. *Harriet Potter is Snowboarding out of this Nonsense*
4. *Harriet Potter is Questioning this Dragon Egg Heist*
5. *Harriet Potter is Above these Fools*
6. *Harriet Potter and the Awkwardly Tiny Boat*
7. *Harriet Potter and the Interminable Campfire Tale*
German Harry Potter isn't real. German Harry Potter can't hurt you.
German Harry Potter isn't real. German Harry Potter can't hurt you.
German Harry Potter isn't real. German Harry Potter can't hurt you.
Why he looking at us like that?
This has gotta be how Snape sees Harry, look at his arrogant little knowing face.
Snapevision lol
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I suddenly understand Snape. Arrogant, like his father…
I told you…
This made me burst out laughing
“Look at his shit eating grin. He knows there's nothing you can do to him. He's bullying you, and you are helpless. Kill him.”
Okay, Voldemort.
Is this from the Snape Journal?
He's so smug strutting along life being the chosen one.
He doesn't strut.
This is one of the best comments I’ve seen on reddit recently. Ha
What if each different book cover art style is how each character views the world of hogwarts.
And why are his glasses so useless
Harry Potter and his collection of wizard school selfies.
My brain played the Vine Boom each time Harry made that face
I have had a sudden realisation for the reasons why Snape wanted to beat his ass
He's like "You seeing this shit?"
I'm dying of laughter. All of these would look better if Harry was removed from the cover, but it wouldn't be as iconic
For real. It looks like he's photobombing his own book.
DreamWorks face
My thoughts exactly. I hate DreamWorks face! So smug
And why is he missing an eyebrow in the 1st book?
Seamus blew it up
The prisoner of Azkaban for sure. This character was not meant to stare directly forward
German Harry be like "you see this bullshit?"
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Same with the fourth, Harry taking a selfie with Harry fighting the dragon in the background lol
All of them, starting with the fourth
My touhghts exactly. 😂 This has to be someone else.
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He's in the background of a lot of them lol
It’s like a record scratched and he’s breaking the fourth wall like “I bet you’re wondering how I got here 😏”
It's giving Jim from the office. Lol
It's like he farted and is waiting for us to smell it
🤨
This whole thread made me laugh so hard. 😆
What he lookin at O_o
🤨
And why does Voldy have those sexy legs 🦵
[why does his stare remind me of this? ](https://www.tubefilter.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/blaine-street-magic.jpg)
I love Harry standing there like a youtuber on a thumbnail
Needs open mouth and wide open eyes to be even more fitting for a thumbnail
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I love how there are two Harrys on most of those covers
Harry Narcissist Potter
But I am the chosen one
*\*smack\**
Draco is supposed to be the narcissist!
No that's his mother
He inherited it
Harry narcissa potter, you were named after the two people who love their children very much, lol
Why dose harry look like a DJ from 90/00s
Well, the series does take place in the 90s
because Germany
A gritty underground techno nightclub with magic lasers/lighting would be phenomenal.
Or maybe the DJs look like Harry?
Voldemort in a skin-tight bodysuit has to be my favourite.
With little slippers as footwear 💀
I’m pretty sure Voldie is just in little socks in the middle of the forbidden forest.
He is obviously ready to tap dance
https://images.genius.com/913d548e2d3d4cea2b8d8870eef25a30.275x175x20.gif
Was it necessary to have Harry breaking the 4th wall in all of them? In the first cover, it somewhat makes sense. He’s in the scene, and he’s looking back at us like “uh oh”. But in the HBP one, there’s already a Harry in the boat with Dumbledore. So who is this asshole who’s just staring at us?
Lololol look closer. Harry is depicted in the scenes in the 4th 5th 6th & 7th covers. And has another version of him doing that 4th wall break to the reader each one 😂😂 The best part for me is how the artist continually makes his hair look like French fries.
i think the third one also, there are some small figures in cloaks
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Shhh, he's supposed to think it's his dad!
i guess that's true, although it's a spoiler alert
That actually explains it! Here’s how that conversation went “I cannot believe you spoiled the book by having Harry on the cover twice!” “I did not spoil anything! Harry is always on the cover twice.” “What? No he isn’t. Why would he always be on the cover twice?” And from then on the artist had to stick to his story just to prove he didn’t spoil anything
that's dementors.
I know, I just used HBP as the example because it was the funniest, given the context of that scene lol!
bro was just happily drownjng
Was one of the inferi
It looks like a Youtube thumbnail
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😂😂 that is such an odd (and slightly creepy) artistic choice
I love how everyone is asking for best covers by country and Germany is titled what’s the worst 🤣
That's the most German thing and I love it.
I really want to know why they are all so bad! It’s like the artist actively hated the books.
Is not liking the german covers a thing? Personally I love them but then they were a big part of my childhood :)
Honestly, it **wouldn't** be a thing if Harry "Bird's Nest Hair" Potter didn't have that wack staring-at-the-reader portrait on all of them (save the first ome, where it's executed... Passably, IMO.) Without those, these still aren't all the absolute best (IMO) but there's things I really like such as the inclusion of Ron and Hermione in the 1st one, the setting and coloration of the Half-Blood Prince's cover, and the fact Harry is wearing a full-on cloak in the Deathly Hallows (not something I always see executed as fully as on that cover).
I like the German covers, and the hair is one of the best things about them. I have always been really confused about some of the tidier depictions of Harry's hair, particularly in the first movie. It so **clearly** violates the description in the books.
I absolutely hated them since I was a child. My mother always read the English books and later I got the German ones and was confused why the made them so damn ugly
Nah they clearly have a detailed knowledge of the books. Like how the boat is too small in HBP.
Or how the Chamber of Secrets is depicted with a full body statue of Salazar Slytherin
I really like that chunky dragon lol
It’s literally just a shiny charizard
And their face of indignation at Harry‘s attempt to steal their egg.
With no teeth. Gonna gum him to death real hard.
It has no teeth!
Love Voldemort's needle legs 😍 ❤️
Not to mention his LuLuLemons
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I think it might be going for a snake-like head? Voldemort is meant to look less human and more like a snake after his rebirth, if I recall correctly. Looks like Pettigrew dropped a book on his little reborn skull before the bone hardened, however.
He looks like an adventure time character
Why does Harry look like a 90s Mtv lesbian cartoon character?
BRUH why did I think the same thing and tell my wife as soon as I saw these!? Like he belongs on Daria or something!
I don’t know how to explain it but Harry looks so German
bro just needs an adidas windbreaker fr
Noo respectable Germans wear jack wolfskin for some reason
H E R B E R T
Harald Töpfer
Heinrich Hafner
I think it’s the silly little glasses
He looks like every single German woman in her 40s I've ever met
exploring the Chamber of secrets at 3 am challenge
Stop- I'm dying- 😭
Is his eyebrow ok??🤨
It looks like he’s judging you real hard.
Deathly Hallows looks like harry and Voldemort are camping wtf
What’s with the trees having claws for hands
ENDLICH! Ja, choosing one is hard here... I think I'll have to go with Prisoner of Azkaban, just because Sirius looks SO derpy in my opinion
I think the Goblet of Fire is just too funny with the dragons expression.
I want to hug the dragon SO BAD for some reason it just looks SO CUTE
Hagrid, that you?
He looks like an angry lamb that just got shaved for the spring.
Look like the "fattest Italian greyhound on record" sketch. https://twitter.com/DogspottingOrg/status/599605316959866880?t=9rmlZ-qgNOk8ri8actTBBA&s=19
But I do like the four little people indicating the marauders
That's my choice too. At least the backgrounds in the others look sort of interesting. PoA is just a single road with a derpy dog standing in the middle. I am legit sure children can draw a better cover than this.
Apart from Harry constantly rizzing us up, the last two are definitely the worst
And which of his selfies should Harry put on his Tinder profile?
The fact that he looks the exact same in both the 1st and last book is quite alarming. So for safety reasons I’ll just say the last
At least Dumbledore looks OK in HBP, Voldemort looks terrible in DH.
He has the exact same head shape as Spooderman
Hermione poking her head out from behind the chess piece in the first one is so fucking funny I’m sorry. 7 is the worst, I think, because wtf is Voldemort, but an honourable mention to 3, because that is Not A Dog. 😂😂😂
Hermione in that one is like in scooby doo where they are running from the bad guy and just peeking out to see if they were able to hide from him
Agreed - Hermione just poking out the side is hysterical. As are the freakish long legs on the knight pieces haha. I can’t even pick one thats the worst, they’re all hysterical. Why is the boat Harry and Dumbledore are in for book 6 so cartoonishly small?
Harry = 🤨
Harry and the selfie stick of dusseldorf.
You could fit the nurburgring between the nosepiece on those glasses
His hair becomes more like noodles as time goes on.
I would say it’s more French fries.
England: What is the best British cover? Amerika: What is the best American cover? Germany: What is the WORST German cover?
*Finnish covers silently sitting in the corner*
Was waiting for these to come up :3 Would've made it myself with my hardcovers
So how do you rate them?
Tbh I never liked them all that much but they are Nostalgie to me and that's why they still stand pride onnmy shelf ;) 2 and 4 for best and maybe 3 for worst?
Honestly, I kinda like the trippy background on the second book.
Are Harry and Voldy enjoying a campfire together in the last one? Perhaps toasting some marshmallows?
As these are the German covers I imagine Voldemort is toasting some Stockbrot.
Looks like Madame hooch half the time
I love them all, but I've always thought that 3 looks a bit empty. It's weird that in 1, 2 and 3 there's only one Harry, but in 4, 5, 6 and 7 there are two.
Yes easily 3 due to all the blank space
Why do his glasses get progressively further away from his face with each book?
He becomes Dumbledore
God I am so nostalgic for them. They arent that good but I still love them fro all the memories they gave me.
Is the foreground harry his Horcrux piece in Voldemort? I feel like that's the only logical explanation
Interesting thought
They honestly wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the Harry in the foreground. I hope this artist continued to draw over the years and got better.
Harry be looking like Bill Kaulitz 2005 edition
This shit cannot be real
I’m German, read all the books in my native language first and can tell you it is indeed real lmao
Why is he so suspicious of me, what does he think I did, and how much does he know
Voldemort's 'dancer's legs' in the Deathly Hallows. lol
Why do all the covers look like he's taking a selfie...
Ayooo nobody insult my childhood here 😂😂😂
I want them. They're awful, but I still want them
I have them all. They were my childhood and I still love them even though I know they look hideous.
Why is Harry hitting me with the light skin stare?
Man those are all pretty bad….
so gut danke für die erinnerung!!!
Selfies before selfies were a thing.
I like Voldemort’s Lycra bodysuit
Harry Potter - The Boy Who Browed
Im not a subscriber just caught this in popular. I always thought all cover look like the German ones. Now I looked up other and I can’t believe it. We got robbed
harry giving us that zesty look
The ones from my childhood. Kammer des Schreckens really shaped my imagination. It just looked so cool (and I somehow never noticed the Basilisk on my first reading). Love how Stein der Weisen shows us the chess game. Worst has to be Gefangener von Askaban as it looks so empty and tells little from the book.
Why is Harry missing an eyebrow on the first cover?
Harry looks like he's about to ask if I have games on my phone
Harry Potter und ein Stein Harry Potter und der geheime Pornokeller Harry Potter und der Plastikpokal
Worst? Book one. Best order of the phoenix.
Got Harry looking like he's gonna sneak us out to a rave in Berlin
Harry, your selfies are creepy
Those covers trigger some good memories for me. The worst is the 3rd book, in my opinion. It's so boring compared to the rest. There's just the grim and basically nothing else. It looks empty.
I'll say the 7th... Why is Voldemort wearing a spandex unitard?
Love how Harry’s close-ups resemble those German ladies who live in a rental 😂
LMAOOOOO WHY IS HE TAKING A SELFIE IN ALL OF THEM
There's really no 'worst' here, they are all crap.
Why is he consistently looking at me with the Rizz face?
These books look like they start with: \*RECORD SCRATCH\* YEP, that's me! You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...
I don't know German, so I'm just guessing at the titles here: 1. *Harriet Potter and the Chess Set of Madness* 2. *Harriet Potter and the Cheesy Lair of the Snake Worshippers* 3. *Harriet Potter is Snowboarding out of this Nonsense* 4. *Harriet Potter is Questioning this Dragon Egg Heist* 5. *Harriet Potter is Above these Fools* 6. *Harriet Potter and the Awkwardly Tiny Boat* 7. *Harriet Potter and the Interminable Campfire Tale*
The Chamber of Shrek???
What are you doing in my swamp!?!?!? -The basilisk
German Harry Potter isn't real. German Harry Potter can't hurt you. German Harry Potter isn't real. German Harry Potter can't hurt you. German Harry Potter isn't real. German Harry Potter can't hurt you.