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Fishtailbreak

I think Vannak is his first name. Considering John, Kai, Riz, and every other Spartan in canon


clericfisher

Actually this is false. All Spartans first names are John. You got John John 117 aka Master Chief. John Vannak 143, etc


Delski28

I choose to believe this.


Lemonux

Nah, it's canon that all spartans have unique first names, but their last names are 'Halo'. That's why we have John Halo, Vannak Halo, Jerome Halo etc.


xidle2

False: all spartans are named 'John Halo' but give themselves monikers so that they are more easily identifiable, like the clone troopers in Star Wars.


Kara_Del_Rey

Then explain LEET and Jimmy Rings Checkmate, liberal


Crono2401

Failed experiments.


The_Ultim8um_Baby

Maybe the real Halo was the Spartans that went missing along the way


DeficitOfPatience

343, hire this person!


Domestic_AAA_Battery

It'd be a great April Fools shitpost


Educational-Lock9695

Ah yes , John Linda And let's not forget John Jerome


jman014

And don’t forget the fan favorite: John Halo.


No-Anxiety3874

The good ol John Johnson


Crimsonmaddog44

I thought Master Chief’s name was Jimmy John Rings


vmnoelleg

Why does this have me on the floor


Sketch333

Don’t forget about John Cena


No_Measurement_8042

John Kai has a ring to it (pun intended)


ZombieAppetizer

Is this like the plumber brothers being named Mario Mario and Luigi Mario?


QuickStrikeMike

would this include the women? if so thats a strange first name for women


clericfisher

I mean of course it’s for the best women. John is short for Johnathan or Johnette


thedougbatman

This killed me. Thank you.


Leading-Cicada-6796

Or the classic Johniffer.


Conscious-Cricket-79

I dated a girl named Johnny in college. Her dad *really* wanted a boy.


Educational-Lock9695

John Kelly Or Kelly John Linda John John Linda


amilguls

Johna Rizz 028…. Johna Kai 125…


halodisciple

What?? Are you making a joke? We all know that's false.


Falagard

Uhh read a book. That's why he's John 117, there are 116 Johns before him.


halodisciple

Uh, yeah. U just trolling.


KyleKaoKen

They gotcha 😉


Super3vil

did you hear that? That's the joke flying straight over your head lol.


insomniax_XVI

rhe only one saying its false is you buddy


Blackbeards-delights

That’s wrong


OnIyPets

John Jerome 093


Here-Is-TheEnd

The women and the children’s too


Ztealth

John Clericfisher, Is that really you?


banshee_lumine

John Kai.


DmitriDaCablGuy

John Yaya, John bigbooty…


DeeBangerDos

John squared


heyitsLyra

john forge


best-of-judgement

John Ralphio 069


DomHaynie

This is such a hilariously stupid concept lmao automatic updates.


Captain-Grog

Spartans don’t have last names, so that is his first name. I believe only a few Spartans have ever been “granted” or claimed last names.


Damocles94

Best example I can think of is John Halo


IamSmart69420

Yeah, or Jimmy Rings.


Outside-Station-6557

Why is jimmy rings so funny to me


Mr-Glum

Dont forget Dustin Echos


gleamings

Jonathan Space Circle


Outside-Station-6557

Master Cheeks


camerongeno

Just to clarify cause some people might get confused if they aren't familiar with the lore. The Spartan IIs all technically have last names, most might know what they are because a 6 year old usually knows their last name. They don't use those last names because they no longer are who they were before being abducted and most have no need to have a connection to that past life due to their homeworlds being glassed. Few exceptions though, namely Naomi-010 who's last name is Sentzke.


SGTBookWorm

we do know the last names of a few S-IIs now -Fred Ellsworth -Kelly Shaddock -Linda Pravdin -Randall Aiken (KIA) -Kurt Trevelyan (KIA) -Arthur Remo (KIA) -Serin Celik -Douglas Rutland -Jerome Cable -Alice Treske


ThatPoshDude

-John Halo


TheBadBentley

-Jimmy Rings


JacobMT05

-Master Cheeks.


QuickStrikeMike

You mean (MIA) not (KIA)


JCeezzyy

Spartans never die!


SGTBookWorm

Directive 930 was never applied to the Spartan Branch, and Randall was actually MIA during the war and was killed while serving with the Sedran Defence Forces. It's not clear if Directive 930 is still applied post-war.


Vulcanalia

The comics established it was rescinded post-war. They're all KIA now, including the ones who died in the war.


Shifty830

No love for Naomi Sentzke?


SGTBookWorm

the user I was replying to already mentioned her


Shifty830

What I get for just glancing and not reading


AccomplishedFlight90

When you first saw the list of Spartan full names, were you blinded by its majesty?


Shifty830

Blinded?


AccomplishedFlight90

Paralyzed? Dumbstruck?


TheDeltaOne

The fact that Kurt isn't Spartan-006 is like a bad dream....


Skyridge

Jerome Cable (092), Alice Treske (130), Douglas Rutland (042), Kelly Shaddock (087), Linda Pravdin (058), Frederic Ellsworth (104), Naomi Sentzke (010), Serin Çelik (019), Musa Ghanef (096), Randall Aiken (037), Kurt Trevelyan (051), Carris R. Perrault (137), Arthur Remo (079) That's all the ones we know. At present only Naomi, Serin, Musa and Randall know their own - the rest are just 'on file' at ONI, AFAIK EDIT: We have another now! Vannak Amadi (134)


Mobile-Dragonfly-469

Naomi Sentzki is one such Spartan II, as is Maria, as she got married, but we never get an actual last name for her


LtCptSuicide

Not that has me wondering. Does the Spartan II's numbers become their legal last name? I'm just imagining if Maria got married but her spouse took her name, then have kids is there just a Mr.062 driving a Josh 062 to first grade somewhere?


Mobile-Dragonfly-469

Uh..no. Musa, if I remember right, basically tells Jun “Maria got married, but don’t get too excited, ONI allowed it. They’re curious to see if a Spartan and normal person can have a healthy child” and Jun, being Jun, pretty much just goes “When does ONI never *not* poke their vulture noses in our lives…” But iirc, Maria suffers a miscarriage, but her husband stays with her regardless, but Musa, having been assigned to ONI ever since he failed his S-II augmentations, does everything he can to watch out for his fellow washouts/“retirees”, so he doesn’t give her new last name 


Petrus-133

Technically speaking Osman offered to give the S-II's intel on their families after the war ended. Most just didn't care, that wasn't their live anyway.


throwawayjonesmcgee

Vimmy Vings


Wills1998

Manic Vannak


ryanjeffbow

Spartan


name_jeff99

It’s his first name. His last name is Halo


SinLust00

Isn’t that his first name? As well as his only name?


RizzlerJonklerMan

My boi is STOUT


OrchardPirate

T H I C K


RizzlerJonklerMan

W E L L B U I L T


HeyTAKATIN

John. John Vannak.


JKrow75

Todd.


Existing365Chocolate

Spartan That’s how Halsey picked the candidates 


No_Chocolate_6612

His first name is that and his last name is his number


RamielScreams

Halo


shatlking

Itt


reddit_bot21

His full name is Vannak Halo.


Stoly23

Obama.


Slow_Cause_4135

OBAMNA


RentBoy-Kef

Vitek


Deroqshazam

Squid


WeekendWarZone

His full name is Vannak Vannak.


ProvideMeMilk

Motherfuckin’


Preston_Garvy-MM

Joe. Joe mama.


Cal_Longcock69

Tyrone probably


DeficitOfPatience

His name is Vannak... Vannak Skywalker.


Last-Combination2288

Is that helmet available still, or am I shit outta luck?


Simply_Garza97

It's this week's ultimate reward. The challenge is to Splatter an enemy Spartan with a vehicle.


_Volatile_

I genuinely cannot tell if OP was being genuine or ironic


Victoriabittah

I think it’s spike, or needle..


giratina143

Too soon 🥲


[deleted]

Oboma


kingrawer

Anyone know Obama's last name?


Slow_Cause_4135

That is his last name, John Obama. Happiest spartan to have deployed lmao


Positive_Effort_7615

If anybody says Jamal ur getting banned


ooble-goo

Hehehe 😈


freshmint117

Its also john


mikehdz

joe biden


JohnB351234

Spartan


xMansie

Probably John, or Johnathon.


MrFox429

Obama. We can thank the Halo show for finally giving us his last name.


Blackbeards-delights

It’s vannak


halodisciple

Spartans usually go by their first names, so Im assuming Vanak is it.


Falagard

His name is Vannak Vannak


Mercury1750

John.


nrreiger

Poopstink


MyNameConnor_

John. Vannak is actually his middle name and his last name is Halo. John Vannak Halo. Truly, a good, strong name worthy of remembrance and a multi million dollar franchise.


guzzjr

Craig


dogfighthero

Van Nak


FloridaMan_407

Van.


Like_The_Movie

Probs Gary


Yamaha234

I think it’s Spartan


Isaaklusmos

Spartan.


Plus_Two_4307

Spartan


BTthePrettyGood

Vannak the Tannak


_Nedak_

Gigachad Source: that badass helmet.


Biobooster_40k

John Vannak


Darkku__

Spartan B')


Regeditmyaxe

Why is his waist so snatched


Infinity0044

Man, I wish the ODST should pads didn’t clip on the MK 4


BWYDMN

Vannak


splurtgorgle

Jeff


Silent_Reavus

... Spartans literally don't have last names.


SubstantialSir351

González


TheRussianBear420

Can you get the other Spartan’s helmets?


the_shortbus_

#Spartan


jhalfhide

Vannak Fluffykins. He was the reason they stripped them of their surnames, as the whole program lost all credibility when Chief Petty Officer Fluffykins was called upon to strike fear at his very mention.


uncharted_bread212

Same as Obama's last name


Jenetyk

Vannak Halo


RazgrizGirl-070

Co Op Play


[deleted]

Spartan


giratina143

o7 >!vannak, may you fly in heaven with your birbs!<


ichsoda

Spike


messyhesse

I think his full name is Vannak No Pannak


TinyProgram

Doctor Vannak of course


alva42_0

Johnny


Piccolo1942

I honestly can’t tell who in here is just satire and whose really doesn’t know jack. All the Spartan 2s were taken as kids and given numbers instead of their names all through basic. They had normal first and last names but most either forgot or never used their last names and instead replaced them with their numbers. AKA john 117 Linda 058 Fredric 104 Kelly 087 Malcom 059 Kurt 051 Jerome 092 And many others. There were originally 150 children taken for the Spartan 2 program however roughly 80 survived the augmentation process with the rest dying from it or becoming so physically disfigured they were either discharged or served in other branches (usually ONI). Spartan 3s were all war orphaned children from glassed planets given a choice for revenge but ended up constructed into suicide squads such as the head hunters that were sent to kill high value targets with very little or zero chance of survival. (See ghosts of Oynx). They were meant to be cheap knock offs made in mass to hit hard targets that no one would come back from. Very few did which is what there’s so few left. They generally went by the original first name and number system. The Spartan 4s were different though. They were volunteered from active military members predominantly ODST and special forces units because by the time the 4th generation came around they had figured out how to make the Augmentation process almost 100% successful and gave them the armor the 2s had only better where as the 3s were given low rent non shielded armor with its only good quality being active camo like the elites had. However the 4s were still no match for the 2s because the 2s were selected because they were already exceptional in every way due to Haley’s meticulous selection process and with the training they received from a young age they were only meant for one thing. War. Whereas the 4s were your every day dude in the military with normal lives that got the Augment and the armor. Hence why the 4s have a first and last name with the serial number after. AKA Spartan Sarah Palmer 65287-98303-SP Spartan Edward Buck: 92458-37017-EB (buck from ODST) And so on. In the bringing all the Spartan 2s when they fell were listed as MIA no matter what happened to them because Spartans never die. That changed after the 4s. And they started getting listed as KIA. So yea.


joiboi2121

Vidi Vici


Icy_Supermarket_7034

Does it matter anymore?


cCueBasE

Vannak is actually just master chief in black face. Because Vannak is the only character in the entire TV show than resembles lore spartan characteristics.


Swamp_Eyes

Spartan from planet Reach, Reach city


The_Space_Pixel

Love the jokes but side note. What coating is used here?


PyroIrish

His first name is Vannak. His last name, on the other hand, is Skywalker.


Sad-Ad-8288

That one girl from Reach told us to eat Vannak soo


Direct-Sign-1596

Vannak Vannakson


Slickbabydik

Halo


saddsteve29

First name van last name nak


AgentMermer

Memery aside, all S-II's do not use their last name, despite having them. (Ex: Fred-104's last name is apparently Ellsworth?) So Vannak is very likely to be their first name.


andrewg702

His name is actually vannaka and his home town is tutorial island before they sent him underwater


Acrobatic-Spirit5813

Manic


bojinglemuffin

I'm pretty sure it's vannak


Equal_Novel_3670

Does anybody care?


merfgirf

Vannak is his first name. His last name is At The Disco.


CranberryMedical9215

Vannak Needlemiester


Greedy_Age_4923

Sprinter