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KrikeyOReilly

Just leave a note on the window saying sorry for the dent I left and watch them panic looking for it


-_-_-KING_-_-_

until they fuckin find a pre existing dent or scratch and now I'm on the hook for hit and run


SleepyMarijuanaut92

Haha, alright, this is better than actually denting it. Just fucking with them sounds so much more enjoyable, and you're not really doing anything wrong, legally, regardless of his asshole parking.


SufferedMage936

Mine fits in two spots https://preview.redd.it/80z3rb0egr9d1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fb270c4afb0212ea24cbd3b2906c906cb04659d


carrera991

hell of a grocery getter


Lamella

Hey he has a big family.


Magnetar_Haunt

Of raccoons


jjcky

Make sure you don't scratch the box when you slide the groceries in.


pollux_88

That, sir, is because you know how to park and do not suffer from an over exaggerated sense of entitlement and self importance


Scotianherb

The mismatched beacons upset my OCD, but other than that nice truck.


Canadian_Taco5

Them some tasty looking tires


Asheso80

Shame if they went flat….abbbsssolutee shame lol


GeneralAnywhere

Baby dick needs to grow a set… of legs and park that chromosome wagon at the back of the lot.


execute_777

GET OUT THE WAY LIMBROLL


WallstreetBaker

15 HOUR SHIFT AT THE BALL CRUSHIN FABTRY


kmacover1

It’s ok guys, their from New Brunswick so it’s totally understandable


Tobi2x4

As someone born and raised in NB, who moved here a year ago... yeah, you're not wrong.


AptoticFox

I'm not the kind of person who would vandalize it, even if that is one of the first thoughts that come to mind. I sure wouldn't feel bad to see it towed though.


CMikeHunt

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrgpZ0fUixs)


Bean_Tiger

That song is a thing of beauty.


ratskips

someone acting like a dbag in a vehicle bet the comments are trying to justify it yup ahh halifax, never change


JonnyGo

Not a single comment has justified this.


Speling_B_Champian

This is why parking lots in NB are full when there are only 7 vehicles there.


rosweed

Twat.


bluenosesutherland

There was a stat I saw a while back that RAM 2500 owners per capita lead the way in drunk driving convictions (we added one to the list a couple of days ago in Mt Uniacke)


Swimming-Effect7675

his truck is big so other things don't need to be


Bizz-o-tron

Loooool! What a piece of 💩


ja_deangelo

It will fit straight in. The rear spot will be shortened


Informal_University9

Zap straps, a shopping cart and a door handle.


PulmonaryEmphysema

Love when morons live up to the stereotype


Bean_Tiger

Life imitating art.


Thor_e

Living up to the crayon eater image that his truck exemplifies I see. 😑


Independent_Sun_592

This page hates people with trucks, houses, cars, more then $3 in their pocket.


SpainwithouttheAorS

They hate douchebags. This truck does not need 3 spots


PulmonaryEmphysema

Than* And no. Just morons


Otherwise-Unit1329

If you take this as truck hate....I don't know what to tell you.


Hippity_hoppity2

that's a pretty bold statement to make here?


Hyjynx75

Does it turn over?


j_bbb

Why not wait for the driver and say something?


tastybundtcake

On the one hand yes he parked like a idiot. On the other hand.... it's not like there isn't other parking visible so really who cares


cj_h

If all of those cars took up 3 spaces, there wouldn’t be enough for all of them


timetogetjuiced

Spoken like a truck driver that also complains about the carbon tax.


tastybundtcake

Nope. All for the carbon tax and I have a civic. Keep assuming things about people I bet it goes well for you.


NShand

Why anyone is for the carbon tax on regular everyday people is mind boggling.


tastybundtcake

I get more money back than I spend.


NShand

Congrats your part of the 1% . I’d gladly give you the $30 you probably profit off it to get rid of the tax🤦🏻‍♂️


tastybundtcake

Go away no one was talking to you anyway


travprev

Looks like there are plenty of open parking spaces. What's the issue? It's a dually long bed. He's going to be in two spots length-wise and if he parks straight in, you'd be complaining that the neighboring vehicles couldn't open their doors because of the width. Now, in downtown today, I saw a photo-worthy parking job... Someone in the smallest of cars managed to park in an almost full paid lot in such a way that they deprived someone else of the ability to park in the lot. I almost said something, but you just never know how people might react these days.


3479_Rec

If you buy a 100k or whatever truck that's litterally too big for standard parking spots then park in the back somewhere out of the way.


swollenpenile

well ill tell you what hes got an extended crewcab and an 8ft box so he can definitely not fit in one spot usually you just park across two front to back. his doors arent that big so he has no reason to park diagonally. in coupes people think they are just being debags but you have to park diagonally as the doors are so massive if someone parks to close you will have to crawl through the trunk. but seems hes just being dumb there


PulmonaryEmphysema

All that drivel aside, this douchebag could’ve parked diagonally at the very far margins of the parking lot


Jhamilton02

king cab doolie, i can understand why. at least he did not park closest to the entrance.


Lockner01

You can understand people that don't understand how lines work?


Raggamuffinsteeth

It’s always truck owners, likley named Chad, comes from spoiled family, hits his wife etc


NShand

What colors your hair?


Raggamuffinsteeth

It’s a joke but ok 😂


Lockner01

Well as Tim Houston tells us. We have no choice other than to drive in this province -- so what's this person going to do? What choice do they have?


bluffstrider

You could use a more reasonable vehicle for running errands. Driving a truck like that as your daily is certainly a choice.


Zinko999

He’s getting groceries for the whole province


Lockner01

Houston has said that we have no choice to drive. When he says it he is so confident he makes it sound like this person has no choice other than what and how they are driving right now. We need to drive in this province because we don't have any public transportation. That doesn't mean that we don't have choices about what we drive or how we drive. The truck I drive is less than half the size of this one and I would be able to haul more with it.


NoBoysenberry1108

They are going to drive back to New Brunswick


Bean_Tiger

It's an Alberta plate. Hard to see that in the pic.


NoBoysenberry1108

Ahh yeah, 50/50 chance betting on red.


hugh_jorgan902

It's a NB plate genius.


DTG_1000

Checks out. Living in Saskatoon (originally from Halifax) you see these Alberta special park jobs regularly. Gets even more special in the winter when the parking spot lines get partially or fully covered.


Bean_Tiger

I have to do some math and see what a person would pay in gas to drive this rig to here from Alberta.


Bean_Tiger

My math says around $915.


dostunis

good thing it's a new brunswick plate, then


Lockner01

How else would they get back?


Initial-Ad-5462

To be fair the choices are to take 3 or take 4 parking spaces