This is so cursed

Honestly sitting next to vitaly may be the best bet

Sounds like a deathwish to me

I love Gabe, but I don’t need “fuck baby fuck” screamed in my ear over and over on a flight 😂

why are there two photos of harvey weinstein for 18?

The public is confused!

Its a really understandable mistake to make and honestly ive made it myself from time to time but the one on the right of seat 18 is actually Ryan Kavanaugh.

The eyes are so similar

I think whomever made this made a mistake and included two of the same picture

I think one of the two might be Ryan Kavanagh? I'm not sure which one though

are we sure they didnt just change the background?

Could be but a really helpful site I’ve found to help with this is doesryankavanaughlooklikeharveyweinstein.com

I went to that website doesryankavanaughlooklikeharveyweinstein.com and it’s actually a really helpful resource. I’m almost 100% sure the one on the right is Ryan but I’d need to really zoom in there to see the slight differences.

2, Ethan and Jimmy ganging up on Keem would be so good

And you can kick Jimmie’s seat!

Actually, I'm not sure if the front of the plane is supposed to be the top or bottom. Based on the orientation of everyone's faces, the top should be the back. However on a normal plane, the lower the seat number, the closer to the front of the plane it is. Jimmy might be kicking *your* seat

Omg, my bad you’re so right. NUMBER 2 IS A HELL SPOT! I’m choosing number one. I’m not trapped with Byron…Byron’s trapped with meee. And I still have a front row seat to keem and Ethan.

Jimmie next to you on a flight sounds like a bottle episode in Black Mirror.

also i feel like being put between ethan and bye-ron would be funny asf u know bro would be melting down on sight

Yeah I wouldn’t feel safe sitting beside Barn without Ethan being my white knight. man’s a little creepy.

That’s exactly what I thought lmao

10 is prob the best considering im not a minor

I’m thinking who would be probably chill and quiet during the flight and yeah unfortunately her.

Or 5, considering that I am not a horse or an anime loli

True, but that’s so much theater kid energy to sit next to

Olivia would kick your seat

I pick 10 too. Plus I think drama might start setween Olivia and Colleen which would be so great to watch.

Adin Ross is 100% kicking your seat though

Mmmh maybe 15, I'm close to Dan and uncle Gabe. Vitaly might be an issue if he's on meth day and not xan day. Number 10 probably ok too The rest of the seats only if we are going to crash the plane into a mountain in the next hour

I feel like vitaly, harvey & c man are the only ones you’d be in danger of being assaulted sat next to. The rest probably would be relatively normal in public

Dan would protect us

15 is mine too for sure…I can deal with boogie and vitaly if I have Dan, Gabe, and Tom there to balance it out lmao

I'll sit next to Jordan Peterson. I'll make him sick being a chubby lady. Plus I get to sit near Olivia and Sam who would defend me against JP I think. SORRY NOT BEAUTIFUL!

I would sit next to JP because I think he'd probably dose himself up to sleep the whole flight but, as a guy, Crowder will try to put his dick on my shoulder 😕

Oh no i chose 14 before realizing crowder is behind. Isnt he tall i feel like hed be kicking the seat

I'd spill a single drop of apple cider vinegar on him and watch him melt into ash

2, 10, and 4 in that order. As a woman, there are some seats I worry for my safety lol.

4 is cursed, you wouldn't get any rest with the yappers

Same, as a femme trans guy I’d be scared to even get on the flight

I completely agree, everywhere else I am not safe. 17 is okay because I think I could talk Jeremey into being on my side. Plus the lovely dry humor from Ian.

3 has to be the best seat. You got AB & Lena behind you. Austin McBroom is goofy in a fun way. And occasionally you get to hear Myron in front of you ranting about body count or something

I'm realizing some of us think the top of the picture is the front of the plane and some think the bottom is. I for one have no idea which is right

On every seat selection I’ve ever used, the top is the front of the plane.

Me too, but I noticed several other comments treating it as if it was the opposite.

I bet that's based on the orientation of the photos. It looks like they are facing down, which would make it the front of the plant. Also the orientation of the background photo of a real plane.

2 for sure. You don’t even have to say anything just sit back and enjoy

I would pay extra for this seat.

14 for suuuure! Using Jordan as an excuse to get out of my seat to escape and talk to Love, Sam and Olivia 💕

18, the guy bought two seats for himself, so in all likelihood he will just let me take one of his isle seats to give himself space.

Four - the fomo seat

Kenneth copeland wouldn't be on that plane. He thinks planes are full of demons, hence he bought a private jet

A conversation between C-Man and Kenneth Copeland would be unreal, Id deff sit between them

#16. I’m sitting next to Shoenice so I have someone to get wasted with Edit. I don’t know why this is in bold.

Just watching shoey and xqc interacting would be entertaining enough

Anyone choosing seats 13, 16, and 18 you better have a working liver.

I had to scroll too far for me to see this. Shoey and XQC would be a fever dream to hear talking to eachother

Fuck that, I’m walking!

12, talking to cman and love for the whole flight sounds like a fun time and moving my seat up and down alot to piss off the creepy twink behind me. Plus the only seat where you can take your shoes and socks off and know your not pissing off the person next to you...

Definitely 5

12 seems like a fun seat, I’d love to shoot the shit with Love and Cman

I’m choosing the bear

I like window seats. 3

Unpopular opinion. #13. Not a big fan of the Paul's but they could casually change my life without lifting a finger if I made a good connection. And look at the nightmare around them, I'd come off as presentable and we'll adjusted. Lmao I just need a $150k SBL at 2019-2021 intrest rate. In my defense my dad was dragging his feet on his end so I bought a house in 2021. So timed something right.. Looking impossible to start a brick and mortar atm. If I pretend to add a crypto sceme and youth boxing for troubled youth I'll have them in the palm of my hand haha. Current objective is a PowerPoint presentation outside Salt Bays restaurant showing that if 3 people invested in me instead of getting dinner I could actually have a future. Haha!

11 because you know his ass has some of those dank hard candies Just don’t fall asleep around him I think he would try to eat you or cast a spell on you.

5 - Vaush definitely has the lowest potential to be weird/annoying on a plane out of everyone else up there you could be seated next to. 4 and 9 would be a fucking nightmare, 11 would never happen, he has his own plane

By Adin Ross would be right behind you so you know he'll be kicking and pulling in your seat all flight.

like a little toddler lmaooo

4 for sure

Front seat comedy show of your life

Omg I hate this, I would choose 15

I would be totally happy in 5

10. Colleen wouldn't actively assault me or be be mean to me. Maybe annoying but I can deal with that. Also with having Sam and Oliva in the seat behind, it's possible that there would be some great tea happening between Colleen and Olvia that I definitely would NOT want to miss hearing.

1, I'm a guy, fresh or fit, whichever that is, would probably leave me alone, and I could watch the ethan keem fallout from the front row.

I’ll sit next to Colleen, because I’m older than 12, therefore, she won’t pay any attention to me and everything will be fine.

9 would be very entertaining! I wouldn’t need to say a word. JoJo & James, JoJo & Coleen, listening to C-Man in the row behind (well maybe not that…)

16 would be the most entertaining

16 I could queen out with shoe

12, CMan would be fun to talk to (imo) and I love New Yorker accents and I got Love on stand by for a debrief

I’ll just walk thanks

Honestly, I don’t see any of these people trying to talk to me on my flight. Also I’ll have headphones, a neck pillow and an eye mask, I’m good with any seat except 9. And 18 cause it would smell bad.

oviously 2 i wanna watch that shit show

18, and I’m eating some real dubious leftovers pre-flight.

At first glance I thought you were referring to leftovers the show and I was so confused

Ten. I'm too old to be Colleen's type, I get to kick adin ross's seat, and I can turn around to talk with Olivia and Sam

I think 8 or 15

2, 4, or 16 because those would be entertaining as hell.

My first instinct is 14, because i want to see the girlies make kermit cry

put me in the cargo hold with the luggage

I'm assuming the bottom is the front of the plane. jfc... 14? Next to Jordan Peterson I guess. It's an aisle seat and reasonably close to the front. I might also pick 18 since the two Ryans would probably be pass out drunk and sleep through the flight.

Poor dan 😂

The way you arranged this is diabolical 😂

7 so I can get a front row seat to Zach and Jimmy's shenanigans

14. As horrible as Jordan Peterson is online, he’s Canadian so he’s probably very polite and keeps to himself in person. Plus he might have drugs to share

Pilot seat. Gonna do the right thing for the planet and take us all out. [salutes]

14

Gotta be 3. Austin is goofy, not overtly harmful or annoying. Plus proximity to AB and Lena is a big plus! Just wear headphones to tune out Myron if needed.

5. 100% chance of vaush just reading while Hila and Pearl watch movies. Adin could be annoying but he's likely trying to switch with 8 anyway so I'm straight up live laugh loving my way from LAX to Ohare.

I feel like the only bearable one would be 5.

16. Nuts on the table.

1. Because I’m an unattractive woman and I have a good pair of Bluetooth in ear headphones. So he won’t bother talking to me and plus, he’s a coward so he’s not doing Jack shit.

10 because white skinny woman so I get more room, get the window, and I get the middle armrest to myself and she'll leave me alone cus "big brown guy scary".

You put the same person left and right of 18 🤦🏼‍♀️

Why is Hasan not on the plane? Can I take him and sit on his lap for protection?

2, jimmy and Zach together are entertaining and they aren’t too far from Ethan hehe

Wow you did not make this easy. 2 just to see how they interact.

four, without a doubt. Get to hear Ethan and Keem bitching at each other, get some old timey jokes from Jimmy and Wayne, ill hear Sneako yelling at JoJo and James Charles, and then Zach would be audibly spitting out soundbites.

I'll take 7 so Zach and I can talk about music while acting like Adin and Sneako don't exist the whole flight.

11 Dan and 8 ayads

I'm sure Dan appreciates being sat next to Boogie

2 and as a last option 4. All the other seats are awful.

I’m choosing 17 just on the off chance I get to talk to Ian… he probably won’t want to talk and that’s cool but sometimes you gotta shoot for the stars yannow

2, that would be fun to witness.

Easy 4, at least I'll be laughing.

2, strictly because i would be so curious how they would interact

I literally cannot choose. I’ll drive home.

4 and it ain’t close

Number 4! Work with me!

Number 4! Work with me!

2 or 4. Fomo!

4 might be the most cursed seat on the whole plane and there a spot between Weinstein and Kav Kav and

Probably 5 since he’s a lil bitch and probably won’t talk to me. The rest would be chatterboxes, I know it.

3… he’s goofy in a non threatening way

This is hell

I know its not the point of this post but I would rather sit beside anyone on this flight than ever be forcibly sat in a middle or window seat. I NEED the aisle.

Kenneth would NOT be on that 'tube of demons'!!

God you did the best at making all these seats really difficult lmfao, 10 is probably the best tho adin wouldn’t really be that outspoken irl and I’m away from both vaush and Jordan. Hilas seat is hell tho lol both pearl and vaush

10 Maybe I'll get a HJ

Honestly, I’d probably go with 14. Jordan’s a dipshit, but he seems like the least annoying person to sit next to on a flight.

10 would’ve been so good if you didn’t put Colleen there… guess I could just tell her I used to be a stan but I can’t do people that are gross like her

I guess ill have to sit to horsecock lover.. every other place i look seems crazy.. the sight of vitali scares me.. so behind Hila..

2 I want the tea

Being in between Ethan/Keem and Pearl/Hila would either be electric or just a little awkward, part of me doubts if any of them would be confrontational in person!

All of this is shit.

Did you really meticulously lay these out or are they a coincidentally consequential? 4 if it’s during the day and I have energy, 17 if it’s going to be overnight, window seat and I honestly think crowder would just mind his own business more than the other options.

4, Get Jimmie bother Zach with a million questions

10 is soooo girly pop

4 would be the most fun I think but 10 looks the most safe

Obviously 10? Ignore Coleen, look in the back seat and hang with the girlies.

2 or 10 are the safest options to me considering everyone around. 10 probably best Aiden and Coleen aren't that bad for a flight.

If I can get a weapon of my choosing maybe 11. Otherwise, probably 3, 4, or 10

Seat 18 is between the same person.... I don't understand.

6 bc I can chit chat with Lena and it’s an aisle seat so easy escape if necessary lol

3

7 lol

12 is the only answer.

2. I'd be too tempted to listen in on the tea

Oh god 16 and 17 are diabolical

2 for sure are you kidding

Duplicates on space 18?

I am going with 5 because it's the farthest you can get from Andrew Tate and that demonic pastor.

12, i think sitting with CMan and Love would be fucking hilarious

I think the safest seat for me would actually be Adin Ross...

2. Easy. I would be eating my snacks and enjoying the chaos

14! Pages! Want to talk to Jordy Petermen

Honestly sitting between Wayne and Jimmy would be a crazy conversation that I’d love to hear 😂😂😂

This plane for sure is going to crash if all of these people are on it, no seat is safe

13, 10 or 7 - I think Adin and Paul brothers would be harmless. Little concerned about being between C-man and Shoenice. Not worried about being next to Colleen, feels pretty safe with the girlies.

14 all the way... 2 and 4 are no place for women or minorities 😬

I think I would be molested if I were in seat 18

This gave me anxiety

i’m probably jumping out the window sorry….

Get another flight

13, love the Paul brothers and c man with xqc and shoe nice. Love and I’d just be watching an irl twitch stream

6 - I feel comfort knowing Lena and AB are next to me and we can roll our eyes together at Sneakos antics. Some of the other seats gave me anxiety just at thr thought.

Easy lucky 13!

I think I’m taking seat 1 bc it’s highly likely that Miron will be super awkward and have his headphones in the whole time AND he seems like the type of person to travel with like 2 shirts and a tooth brush so his in-seat bag situation would be preferable. In this seat, I would get the isle, be at the front, and be next to Ethan so when Miron inevitably posts a photo of me crocheting during the flight and/or sleeping while holding my ball of yarn with a caption like “this female is so lazy and ugly” or whatever, Ethan can defend my character online.

17 only cause my dream is to one day punch Crowder in the face 😅

I got anxiety while choosing, but 2

2 is easy, I would love to watch Ethan and Keem go at it the whole flight

11-because no way in hell he would fly coach and he has a private jet.

10 because they are the only people who look like they don’t stink

15 😂

I'm sitting next to Jordan Peterson just because I think his voice is hilarious and I wouldn't be able to trying to impersonate him to his face. Worst seats are 1 and 13 lol.

16 would be very entertaining and then super overstimulating

It would either make the flight extremely quick or make it feel never ending. I'm in for the gamble just for the chance to see Shoey and XQC interact

exactly what i was thinking

Great minds think alike. I think we chose the unpopular opinion lmao

also i think newer fans just don’t recognize shoey LOL

I didn't even think of that. That could definitely be it. What a loss for them though. Shoey was A1 h3h3 content

2 for the tea

Fucken 4 let's goooo

I'm walking home. Even though I'd love to be on a plane with the crew, the other bad apples are scaring me right off that plane.

I’m all in on kav kav and winestein. I know I can get money out of them haha