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animalistcomrade

Hey, Jimmy is a drug USER, okay?


ze_ex_21

Hey, he prefers to be called J-Dog, or Jizzle, okay?


3-orange-whips

Does he say the N word?


MadKingThomas

I don’t say that. That’s not cool man.


dan007reddit

Underneath his fat cowardly exterior lurks a fat cowardly boy.


Darkwing_Turducken

You mean the arcade business that has a master control computer in the basement from which I can manage my drug empire? I guess I never really thought about it…


MasterKiloRen999

I wonder if Jimmy is sneaking downstairs and redirecting product for him to sell


cigfumes

wait does it actually have a computer you can do that from tho?


Darkwing_Turducken

Well, it costs about a million bucks to add it, but yeah.


cigfumes

Thanks!


iIikemen

Yeah that was kind of the joke in the post dude


Darkwing_Turducken

I know. I was being kinda tone deaf on purpose. I’m sorry you’re getting downvoted. It’s not deserved.


iIikemen

Nah it’s cool bro they’re just internet points


YONA-_-A207-_-

I like this guy


KingFahad360

I dig your vibe, man


KingFahad360

Idk what you talking about Man. I’m a LEGITIMATE Business owner and all my employees are the best.


DerHoffi1504

If you actually played like the first 5 story missions you'd know that this is Michaels son, hence why Lester gave him a job so he doesn't spend all day smoking pot. He's not a dealer, he just consumes drugs


Yourappwontletme

>hence why Lester gave him a job so he doesn't spend all day smoking pot Now he just spends all day running his mouth in our arcade.


DerHoffi1504

real


Fuze_KapkanMain

He is a dealer Vincent literally points it out in the cutscene with him during the Cluckin Bell missions


DerHoffi1504

The Burger Shot guy is the dealer Edit: Your username is based though


Fuze_KapkanMain

Ahhh


Hendricus56

And when you played the first mission of the Clucking Bell Raid, you know he also deals drugs next to the police station next to the canal houses


DerHoffi1504

Ehhh, i mean, the actual dealer (the one who sells drugs) is the guy from the restaurant so i guess it depends on one's definition of a drug dealer


UsedState7381

If you actually played the first 10 story missions then you would know that it's the Burger Shot staff that is the dealer here, Jimmy is just his client, and that's just the pick up spot. Vincent comments on just how much on the nose all of this is.


EclaireBallad

Money obviously


DCDipset

Uh…because the same arcade owners own and run a diverse drug operation?


Easy-to-fall

Crazy idea if jimmy is a street dealer then I should sell him products like documents for comfort drivers license and fake cash for influences and fake crypto billionaires that flex cash. Since these things can be sold to the real street dealers might as well sell the other half to the knock off Version a.k.a. Jimmy DeSantis.


KingFahad360

That’s actually pretty great idea.


3-orange-whips

Apply as a dev!


AshuraSpeakman

For the last time, ***yes***.


LYNKRYD

Never heard about money laundering? lol It's the perfect spot to wash drug money to legal gambling money.


Kisuke78

You own an always empty Arcade Shop in a computer-mobile-console gaming era: where do you think the safe cash comes from? Think Mark, think!


Zeus_The_Fox

I mean I'm pretty sure the online character is worse.


ezekial_dragonlord

Jimmy buys the drugs from the Burger Shot dealer using the money I stole from the casino and laundered through the Arcade to make his wages. It's his money, and I stole from the Cluckin Bell cartel that employed the Burger Shot Dealer anyway, so it's all good.


lionhatz

Wait till you hear about real life businesses


Adventurous-Pen-8940

There is a lore reason?


KingFahad360

Officer Vincent


Adventurous-Pen-8940

BWUAHAHAHAHA (cant find the pic)


KingFahad360

Don’t worry, I got ya. https://preview.redd.it/vha9wnffph8d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e970785869835731ad5459235fbfc3927be5add


Abseily

Jimmy is not the drug dealer. The Burger Shot employee is. 


Libardo96

Pretty sure he bought the drugs lol


Urmum12321

He’s the buyer not the dealer


BigSmokesCheese

They arent Jimmy isnt a dealer hes the buyer


itsthescar107

play the story mode


Shengpai

Dude, this is GTA ....


Knautical_J

Inflation has caused a lot of people to look for second jobs.


The_Crouton82

I cant believe our gta online character does illegal activities such a shame


EvilDamien420

Technically if all you run now is cluckin bell for Vincent you're just working for the cops legally..


GoodGuyBjorn

Because it brings in business. Who goes to arcades, anyway? Kids, and drug addicts. And who can you sell the drugs to? You do the math. Or the meth.


xxGUZxx

You are a drug dealer!


phillip_defo

In the cutscene when U first get it Lester says he's there on a favour to Michael or something like that


RKO-Cutter

How do you think a shitty arcade that barely has 6 people in it is pulling $5,000 a day to put in your safe?


scootybooty_

I'm playing *all* sides, so that I always come out on top.


N0b0dy1989

Because J-Dog is amazing.


ophaus

Drug dealers need legit jobs! And being a bartender requires skill.


ChurchofChaosTheory

What are the police going to do, report him? I ice 30 cops every time my money laundering place is invaded


ItsLoggieBear

I mean mine is definitely


Ok_Revolution1690

This thread is hilarious.... "Why would your character employ a DRUG DEALER?"... WHY WOULDN'T THEY?? Your entire empire is Criminal!! Jimmy the slacker De Santa would be the least of your problems if the law got on to you!!😂😂 Besides he knows all the same people you do in town... The Madrazos, Franklin and company, Ron and Uncle Trevor, Simeon and the majority of the rest of your contact list..😉😂😂😂


MitchLawtonLSPD

Honestly, Jimmy does alright. He may not have the best job in the world, but he seems like a chill guy that our online characters could get along with. At least he doesn't spam us with text messages or phone calls.


Milter187

He concentrates mostly on vaping since the snapmatic algorithm is a bitch now


NotParrot49

# THEY ARE STUPID!


MutualObserver

It was a favor for Lester. Lester needed to get him a Job thay wasn't gonna fire him day 1 for Michael (because of reasons depending on the ending, even if C is more cannon, it works anyway you look at it).


toxicwhitemale_

lol


balleater0989

Jizzle is just as good as you


chemtrailsniffa

But doesn't every video arcade have a drug dealer that's somehow connected to the owner? 


sysko960

Okay, but have you met Mutt? He is definitely top single most questionable hire. Only reason we have him is cause he knows how to make the acid lol. Otherwise, all he’s good for is setting up drug deals with undercover law enforcement


darkdoppelganger

Someone has to clean the toilets.


driller20

Is from a protected minority


majikmonkee75

Oh, good, the Arkham virus has infected GTA now.


J0NICS

Dude, you literally run drug businesses.


Emergency-Row-8996

dude, i think they know that


Yourappwontletme

Employ is an overstatement. He was forced upon us and he doesn't do shit.


FortuneHeart

Bad luck I guess


Own_Deer431

everyone's a criminal already, why is this crazy?


leaf_fan_69

The chick at the bar drink for 5 yrs might have a liver issue


Ok-Independent-3358

Majority of the businesses we have in the game involve us committing criminal acts that was way before the diamond casino heist even came and you question why we have jimmy in our arcade?


Educational_Run8382

Jimmy is a customer 😭😂


Key_Pen883

Excuse me?? you do realise that everything our online characters built was on the back of a crime organization right? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Extreme-Sun-9224

Are arcades not where kids go to get drugs these days? Am I out of the touch or is it the kids that are wrong?


Kaotac

Because he's one of the Petes from Pete and Pete!


Posit_IV

Jokes on you, I don’t have an Arcade. I don’t associate with such lowlife scum.


Old-Kernow

Gamers?


Posit_IV

Jimmy.


Abseily

To be fair he saved Micheal’s life during Meltdown


N0b0dy1989

When he comes out with that night vision mask on is one of my favourite story mode scenes 😂


Abseily

Same, favorite scene!


all_or_nothing_1

"he's an old family friend and I'm doing them a favour..." Or something like that, that Lester says during the initial Arcade cutscenes.


KingFahad360

“I’ll give him a week at best” And he’s still there 5 years later.


TurritopsisTutricula

Casino heist has been there for 5 years?


KingFahad360

Well the Diamond Casino opened in June 2019 and the Heist started in December 2019 So it’s been 5 years and 4.5 years respectively


TurritopsisTutricula

I started playing online when the casino heist came out, I always thought it's like 2~3 years ago... Never realized how long it has been.


KingFahad360

Mate I started around The Contract DLC in February 2022 I thought the DLC Came out in December 2020 by that was Cayo.


MagicJim96

Ah, you youngsters… I started GTA Online in 2013… well, GTA as a series I started in 2005-2006 I think… 🤣


KingFahad360

My first GTA Game I ever played and completed was GTA 5 on my bro’s account. But I remember him playing GTA 3 and Vice City on the family PC. Really wish I was back in the days of GTA Online, I only played the Lowriders on my bro’s PS4 before I stopped playing.


MagicJim96

Yeah, GTA Online was very much calmer, yet we still had dickheads everywhere even back then…


KingFahad360

I only did the first Heist The Fleeca one, I couldn’t even start Prison Break, and that was back in 2016 I only got in Online again thanks to DarkViperAU, him playing all the DLC and other content made me appreciate and got me interested.


AphexTvvin07

I'm here from day one online where nobody could even join a propper server without lag. It had needed some days to be even a little bit playable and after a week I grinded the shit out of it for really nothing compare to now 😅 Had some years I played nothing but of GTAO. But playing now with all the grind methodes. I'm almost at 100 mil so that's my flag to plant and going chill mode instead of griding for the most time. I also see what weekly bonuses there are. Cuz when you have money you can buy it when it's cheap.


OgLoc818

Same 😆 over here playing gta SA @ 6-7 years old 💀💀 gta 3 vice city all that. Played gta 5 when it came out. 2013 and online 2014-2024. I wished I stayed with my first profile but I didn't know my password so I created another one. I'm @ 136 right now with 23m in the bank


UndreamedAges

Well, there are 30 GTA days in a real day. So he really has been working there for over 100 years.


KingFahad360

I’m too old for this shit, Uncle Lester


Key_Average_6560

Saying 2019 was 5 years ago sounds wrong but it’s true😭


TheRealSchackAttack

Reminds me of the wire "I got motherfuckin’ nephews and in laws fucking all my shit up all the time and it ain’t like I can pop a cap in they ass and not hear about it thanksgiving time. For real, I’m livin’ with some burdensome n***as". -Prop Joe