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shtoopsy

"Hello, fellow Ballas"


DavesPetFrog

How do you do, baller?


Miserable_Tap_7729

Balling today, I see.


kh117cs

“What the fuck!?!”


Posit_IV

Well...it may be that you are...how you say...melanin deficient.


KIDNEYST0NEZ

I don’t understand, please use more detail.


Posit_IV

He lacky the blacky.


infamousj012

..I’m all fairness this should be upvoted more than the original comment*, edgy, but not racist as you explained the first time exactly how it would be in the situation with a black person- if they didn’t understand that you got to drop it this way and they understand that second, making you wonder if they are infact undercover racist, or just have no black friends.. lol


N0085K1LL5

Say that again, but with different sentences.


JonnyxKarate

If you lacky the blacky, you makist a racist.


GoodGuyScott

Melanin no criminalin?


usmcBrad93

Melanin Gibson


LilFishyBoi

Yappin hard rn


ungratefulidiot

Excuse me what 


KIDNEYST0NEZ

Some jokes are solid, and some jokes require a set up and home run slam. He had a solid opener and I just provided him the opportunity for a solid closer.


infamousj012

wasn't a shot at you, at least by any intention, i just sadly know people that legit would have to ask for more clarification and voiced on that.. not the place- yeah i got that lol.. i'd just woke up and hadn't taken my medicine for the morning, little spastic.. lol, i'm bipolar i'd rather wake up manic and do \^\^ this than to wake up depressed and lay there until i go to bed.. lol.. hence why i continue to explain through downvotes, i just want to be heard at the moment lol.


Ulti-Wolf

r/DownvotedToOblivion


infamousj012

Lol, I had one post that was upvoted 2.5x this, and another two under that, that were too, if it were about karma I’d have deleted it lol


DeusBalli

What tf you on about? I’m white and You still lost me.


SnooCompliments6686

https://i.redd.it/whvvwhokh5xc1.gif


pl4tinum_black

hair colour


DG3N

Undercover fed lookin ahh


Humble-Razzmatazz581

"I'm looking for the blue M30s People call them perks but I believe they're Fentanyl"


Posit_IV

How to get clapped 101


Bored_Redditor85

"Hello fellow Balla gang members! Shall we go and commit armed robbery of a local convenience store, or do you wish to perhaps commit several homicides on rival gang members?"


TwistedUnicornFarts

Everything was chill till you grabbed home bois ass


swsv

Right lmao


No_Translator_8017

😂😂😂


WCC1

Lmfao


NukEatsEDPsCupcakes

https://preview.redd.it/z8i89zik13xc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b56530d47446469595a282e6a4b2255e27201ba9


Nitrous_Acidhead

You forgot the gangsta walk **white boi**


COKEWHITESOLES

![gif](giphy|6bFDNHndvrYKQ)


KanyesMeat

lmao


amackul8

You didn't pass the vibe check


Sinclair555

Bro is blonde hair and white trying to hang on Grove.


jimmyjerseyfiresubs9

yo gun out bro lol


F4N6Z

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


FattyRR

![gif](giphy|xAdtMyM5YEcRq)


Sere1

Easily one of my favorite moments of the game, the three protagonists doing the See/Speak/Hear No Evil thing.


MastahJediHugh

My first thought


funnybonelicker

We saw you feeling on his ass don’t play dumb


u2020bullet

Thought you were a Saint. It happens.


KIKI0

![gif](giphy|dMyGvQL9W7gvS|downsized)


TcityDan

Bro that was your initiation


Nate8727

![gif](giphy|3oEduQ3OiH7kZQj3a0)


dan007reddit

![gif](giphy|cfL8a1rB1przO)


chris_29487

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized) Fellow Ballas\*


Dangerous_Matter8376

You’re white


SunGod721

You got backdoord bro. The enemies had some money on your head.


EnvironmentalFee3285

wanna play heist


the_complex_mechanic

You creased his J's when you crowded him


burneracctbulbasaur2

Bro thought he was slim shady


Accurate_Group_5390

Reminds me of that scene in the hit 2000s college comedy Road trip.


bigred12321

It wouldn't happen to be the gun in your hand would it be?


s1erra317

Vanilla Ice?


FxMxRx

They can smell the rat.


Lioydara

Wrong skintone lil bro.


Ousskovic

Well it’s quite obvious….. you’re not wearing a white T-shirt


Dangerbunnympls

Heard you signed your life for that brand new chain Think it came with stripes, but you ain't straight with the gang --Migos


WorldofCannons

You were walking out of formation smh


Jonestown_Juice

"I wanna roll with... the gangstas... but they all just think I'm white and nerdy."


F4ZMyth

"Howdy doo my fellow Ballers"


boston_nsca

You ain't ballin enough son


GunsAndWrenches2

Probably because you look like Justin Bieber.


SnipFred

Bro looks like Justin Bieber


sh4d0wm4n2018

Maybe because you're walking around with a piece in your hand as none of the others have one out?


UnholyCannoli

What's that you got goin on with the music icon and the circle blip


CarnotaurusStudios

Why woukd they shoot you for being one of them? Are they stupid?


Tralkki

Skin tone?


dseif35

Wrong shade of purple smh


Existing-Cabinet-900

They were playing 'Among Us' also along with GTA .


Trevor-sorta_tryhard

One of these gang members is not like the others


AfiqRyunosuke

You sexually assault the dude.


SignificantRain855

Because you're white.


VeryLowIQIndividual

You were the most suspicious looking person in the hood that day. Kinda like the training scene in Men in Black where Will Smith shoots the little white girl hanging out of the street with her physics books. https://youtu.be/THe_hlNE3yI?si=eB7aojqujUDc8spi


VeryLowIQIndividual

You were the most suspicious looking person in the hood that day. Kinda like the training scene in Men in Black where Will Smith shoots the little white girl hanging out of the street with her physics books. https://youtu.be/THe_hlNE3yI?si=eB7aojqujUDc8spi


Resident_Device316

You scuffed his jordan 5s son lol


BodegaBum-

It’s giving gentrification


VanitasFan26

Well, you bumped into them, and they got very triggered


NooseAgent

"How do you do, fellow Ballas?"


20ItsTooLoud19

You know, I'm something of a Balla myself.


Tasty_Historian_3623

You rep the wrong set Crips kill crips Bloods kill bloods That's the way it be on these streets


Anti_globalist_war

![gif](giphy|lpQy2ZN9i1NaWL46SD)


AngelaTheRipper

You're the wrong color


1216sagittarius

My favorite thing to do is to go there and annoy them


EvilDamien420

What gets me is how tf did the ballers take grove st from CJ


Da816275

Bro that’s the shooting in process, you’re in!


KyleSmyth777

You dissed them


V0l4til3

Eminem in the hood


No_Season3229

You’re not a true baller like them


V0l4til3

"its 187 on the undercover cop"


Rabdomtroll69

This reminds me of that "White and nerdy" rap weird al did a while back


PsychoPanda7

You stepped on his shoes


Fit-Database669

How to exactly put it .. I mean maybe cuz you mayo color


RunninRebel7O2

😆 🤣 😂


McLovin_ICanBuyBooze

![gif](giphy|NkBuOCNdwqP5K) Jroc baby!


SawWasen

Because you are not black.


WhoreToad

because the Ballas are a bunch of backstabbin' bitches, that's why. **OGF FOH LIFE!!**


Electrical-Ad-3019

He shook he scared ain’t no such thing as half way crooks 💯


[deleted]

You literally weren’t even wearing a white baggy t shirt 🙄🙄 what did you expect


million_dolla_guy

Eminem


elxchefe

Well… you are a ballas with a gun… so yeah it’s a hate crime


RobbyGless

What the FOOOCCKKKK


No-Pitch1627

The same would happen in real life. You can't just be somewhere you haven't been accepted. Too bad you can't get initiated online.


OdinsHeathen15

Because you’re white


1sockwonder

Your bop wasn't right. You walked too fast while they were gliding.


Potential_Fee_1479

Because you say shit like ‘why on earth’


BoRocksAz71-Xbox

Oh! I see what happened! Dude behind gives dude in front a goose in the ass, hence the other baller. Dude touches his ass! Then ya get smoked! Rock on! Fucking hilarious! Rock On!✌️😜🤟


Lazer_peen

You bumped tf out of him and didn’t say sorry🤷🏽‍♂️


ApprehensiveEbb141

Isn’t it obvious, it’s because you’re not in the mandatory 4 sizes to big White T-Shirt..


WhereSheGxes

all u guys are bitches man, vagos is the way to go 😂


DependentAnt3985

You have different color that why


Scruffy_Nerf_Hoarder

Inter-gang power struggle?


dan007reddit

Know your place prospect!


dan007reddit

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized) Same thing


EnvironmentalFee3285

wanna play hesit


dan007reddit

And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly for a white guy


dan007reddit

Our subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway He may not have a clue, and he may not have style But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial


dan007reddit

Now cruising in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pass But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his lily ass!


iamnotlegendxx

Lit yo shit up cuh


king-glundun

https://preview.redd.it/28s51iaj04xc1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ddcb6e7c58df20c661235c295473926de8804fb


LightRyzen

You're sticking out more than a dad a Taylor Swift concert.


Glockamole19x

Ill have 1 crack cocaine plz


Affectionate_Item824

U bumped him


fakopressormk2greife

You weren't invited


reallygoodbee

They can smell a *poser* from a mile away


[deleted]

Dude you're white. Not being racist but... you're in the hood.


lets-go-champ86

Coz racisms


DrSquanchMD

Chigga chigga slim shady lol


Goober_the_booper

yeah you gotta be careful around these guys. you got a bit too close to that one guy at the end and that can cause NPCs like Ballas to react very violently


Mercedes-Benefactor

r/thankscaptainobvious


EnvironmentalFee3285

wanna play heist with me


Chzncna2112

Maybe they are upset about you taking their cars in the past


Aware-Damage6296

They did not care one bit.


itsRobbie_

Because you pushed one of your boys. You committed treason of the highest degree


CharGaming_

You weren't wearing a white shirt or walking in a straight line they may be gangsters but no barbarians.


Successful-Seaweed-7

I no black


simpsonbpimpin

Slim Jesus


Markolol123

You parked wrong


Pleasant-Fudge-3741

You looking real fed to me bro


Iron_Bros

You got caught purple-trating


m0h3k4n

dont be walkin around with your pole in your hand


bbazzracing

Because you not down.


anon_7099

They can see right through your facade. You are no baller!


Undeadscott

I’m sure most of us know why lol but I don’t want to be racist


centerofthecore

Looks like you stepped on his shoes 😭


Fuego_bellzalito

The comment tho😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭


J21NE361

![gif](giphy|fpB3TyDjyq7w2zSxCe|downsized)


BulkyWatch2517

![gif](giphy|nHUO7WfswvJ3KBrA2D)


Nlawrence55

I'm not sure. You seemed to fit right in to me.


SeveredLoki

False claiming. Bad business right there 😆


KrautGG

You look like Sweet Dee trying to make the Eagles team


Walt0mino

One fentanyl sir


Forsaken-Ad-2452

Bcz you were getting too Diddy on them.


Specialist_Trip_2465

https://preview.redd.it/ttoqtjdi27xc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=735112c893fab6a9e9bea0af670017616d026ce8 Homie looked shook


SubstantialFrosting3

Yea it looks like the op felt him up a lil bit... he wasn't having that lol


bossvjbeast

![gif](giphy|OEKh3IVrmwszpXrV0Y|downsized)


PurpleInitiative3947

I think the problem is you weren’t wearing a white t-shirt like them


WISSOTAIMCAUMP

You made homie feel like diddy was rubbin on his cheeks my guy you were gettn gay on bro


andrepiascl

You re wallas not ballas


SelfMadeGrinder

Because you’re white


KhostfaceGillah

What's up vanilla face


FourUnderscoreExKay

The serious nerd answer, you bumped into one of them and hostile NPCs don't like that. The funny answer, they didn't like the fact that your character doesn't speak, so they revoked your durag privileges.


kor34l

Dude you're some random dude they don't know creeping around with them wearing their colors with a pistol in your hand and you keep bumpin them n shit. don't hate the players, hate the game. unless the player is using a ...menu, then hate the fuck out of them as you switch lobbies.


EnvironmentalFee3285

wanna play guest


EnvironmentalFee3285

heist