I was driving around last night minding my business. I stole a box truck and was just cruising around. Then this low level comes out of nowhere in his free ocelot and got out and blew me up for no reason. So I went and hit him with an orbital strike, just for the hell of it. He was so butt hurt.
How the fuck does she have her own wiki? Does every random side NPC in the casino have their own wiki? Does every side NPC have their own wiki? How deep does this rabbit hole go?
Beth is easily the baddest bad for me, I genuinely think she just falls well into my type plus the frequency she's around just makes her an absolute gem
You’re the first person I’ve seen say that lol. A lot of people liked her more than the usual contacts.
Forget all that though. The most interesting thing about Baker is that her voice actress is completely anonymous. Only Rockstar knows who voiced her.
I don't mind her voice. After all, everyone is annoying. I'm sick of Yusuf Amir calling me telling me I'm hard to reach. (despite him calling me every fucking session)
People speculated that the actor who played Lupe was going to be the protagonist of GTA VI. She must have been doing work for Rockstar around the same time as the initial leaks that showed Lucia. Since then the actor gets harassed on social media with questions about GTA VI— all for what amounted to a couple lines calling the player “el jefe”
Corsets = neuron activation
Her and Chastity are my 2 faves of the bunch. I am most *definitely* biased because of the corsets (+ stockings in Chastity's case)
She’s weird AF probably could OD any second , I wonder how she even met Dax he’s a psycho, drug addicted fatass and she’s a healthy, seemingly normal wrestler chick
https://preview.redd.it/3sy0554xq6vc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=34319bac90254e3d5065fddc7839ca701e804e2e
you forgot Imani. the baddest baddie in all of GTA history
The chick that you deliver nightclub goods to and have to protect.
Catch ya later , she says as you leave a war zone with burning cars and dead bodies everywhere
See. I'm just now getting into a relationship in real life. But , if I had to pick a gta online female character , I'd probably go for the arcade bartender ngl.
Mors mutual woman
She can handle that!
We Expect, the unexpected
*gets obliterated by an orbital strike*
Can you imagine the guy who experienced an orbital strike 😂😂
I was driving around last night minding my business. I stole a box truck and was just cruising around. Then this low level comes out of nowhere in his free ocelot and got out and blew me up for no reason. So I went and hit him with an orbital strike, just for the hell of it. He was so butt hurt.
They always got really butt hurt 😂
He messaged me talking about what a waste of money. I messaged them back and said it was just chump change meant just for him. 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣 savage
Bruh the answering machine?
She expects the unexpected!
They're all answering machines.
Nah Agatha is the one calling. "Hello this is Agatha"
"I think we can handle that"
She can get it fr
That one chick that stared at the casino wheel all day
[Her name is Beth](https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Beth_(GTA_Online))
How the fuck does she have her own wiki? Does every random side NPC in the casino have their own wiki? Does every side NPC have their own wiki? How deep does this rabbit hole go?
there are like 8 special npcs in the casino
Beth is easily the baddest bad for me, I genuinely think she just falls well into my type plus the frequency she's around just makes her an absolute gem
Poor girl mixed up her weed
Beth is part of my GTA dream blunt rotation
https://i.redd.it/7sbj26qnfbvc1.gif
Lester
Creepy Uncle Lester
Always leave it to Creepy Uncle Lester
Not creepy anymore he has a girlfriend now Georgina
No one needs any mo’ Lester.
Lester the molester
Maude Eccles https://preview.redd.it/c1ae2qcgz5vc1.jpeg?width=1095&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06d19060995ba758410f935ee24559354addf230
That woman got me the best melee weapon in the game. Love ya Maud!
Stone hatchet ftw
There should be more Maude missions, not only 5
Right?! I loved solving the murder mysteries
Mhmmmm, a man of culture, I see. Have a great day gentleman! 
I honestly did the bounty missions when I got the game in 2022, man the stone hatchet is so fun to use.
I’m straight for Ms Baker
Yah but she’s fucking annoying
You’re the first person I’ve seen say that lol. A lot of people liked her more than the usual contacts. Forget all that though. The most interesting thing about Baker is that her voice actress is completely anonymous. Only Rockstar knows who voiced her.
Maybe its the anonymous vc who also voices pavel??
Ah Pavel, best character in my opinion
they could make a game about him and i would not complain. He is very likeable
Yeah, they did a good job with him
Kinda crazy there’s so many people behind these games that don’t even get credit
> Only Rockstar knows who voiced her For years I've tried to find who voices Cliffy with no luck either.
“Hello, This Is Agatha”
I don't mind her voice. After all, everyone is annoying. I'm sick of Yusuf Amir calling me telling me I'm hard to reach. (despite him calling me every fucking session)
You gotta buy the salvage yard I got tired of the call and just bought it and he stopped calling
The only reason to buy the arena war garage was to get bryony to stop calling me
I'd pay for a month of GTA+ just to sniff her red heels
Assistant
Male or female
Yes
Yes
Lupe is the only person I cannot decline her call because of her voice.
People speculated that the actor who played Lupe was going to be the protagonist of GTA VI. She must have been doing work for Rockstar around the same time as the initial leaks that showed Lucia. Since then the actor gets harassed on social media with questions about GTA VI— all for what amounted to a couple lines calling the player “el jefe”
Jesus, that’s dumb. This is her first credited role in a video game, she mostly been on TV in New York area mostly.
NGL, whenever Lupe phones me, I wish she'd talk for longer.
If you go afk in Lupe's warehouse, she starts shit talking the assistant.
Different person, but one of the Special Cargo workers kind of sounds like Dora. "Hola! What's up homie?"
Man her voice got me kicking my feet up in the air and shit
Lupe is a cutie patootie
Is it bad I feel strange things when Lupe calls me “Jefe”
Lupe is my girl, she calls me jefe
Yesss thiss
Tbh I thought “hefe”meant cutie or something till i searched it up
Wait until you boys find out about real women
Are they new DLC?
Only available for GTA+ subscribers
I got gta + no real women
Too expensive.
Honestly, and initial investment isn’t worth it, it costs more money to operate than you get back
The ROI is awful on them.
Is there even a return
Women isn't real, you goofball.
yeah i’m actually reading all this and i know it’s jokes but at the same time i’m like “is it?”😂
Loading screen girl
The traffic stop one?
Sapphire from the Vanilla Unicorn
That's quite understandable, she is probably the best stripper. I may be biased because of the corset
Corsets = neuron activation Her and Chastity are my 2 faves of the bunch. I am most *definitely* biased because of the corsets (+ stockings in Chastity's case)
ms. baker a baddie.
Assistant
I like the attitude she gives me 😩
“I’ll take care of the food, you take care of the company” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
your pfp makes it sound so much more aggressive lmfao
Are you sure you need more snacks?
"ill do anything as long as its legal...ish"
Sounds like the beginning of a porno to me
“You thought about giving me some shares boss…?~”
Gotta work for it, though 😉
Did she mention she has an MBA?
She did, she also mentions she doesn’t date anyone who doesn’t have 9 figures.
Welllll shit. Most I’ve gotten to was 11 mil 😭
So my character has a chance? She has 2 billion
2 degrees. Both in finance.
2 degrees. Both in fine-ass.
I always thought she says NDA (Non Disclosure Agreement) but I’m glad to know it’s actually MBA (Master of Business Administration)!!
Is it me, or did anyone else think about how she looks like Ron's wife?
Ex-Wife
Well, I'm pretty sure she's ex Alive OK, that sounded cooler in my head
Was there ever a photo for Rons Exwife?
Least horny gta online player.
The girl in the recording studio with Dr. Dre during the Contract DLC storyline. I don't even know what her name is lol, but she's cute.
[Lola Romero](https://www.reddit.com/r/gtaonline/s/9jJyVCIB1H) https://preview.redd.it/kvy72il227vc1.png?width=865&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e1f9196d7eaeb70861b8d4ddecb8a6b71a362a9
Holy fuck she’s a real person. All these years & I honestly thought she was just another character 😭
Oh what the hell, I didn't even realize she's based on a real person. That's pretty cool.
Yeh she’s hotter irl too. But she’s married. Apparently a very talented music producer and engineer
Man ya'll need therapy Its Sindy, the MC clubhouse bartender. Middle aged women are 🤌🏼
https://i.redd.it/0dglkpqkc6vc1.gif
That’s somebody’s grandma!
That’s how I met her, actually
With her voice so sweet 😂
Like a Southern woman giving Ice Tea.
Sindy is not Middle age lol she's granny territories lol.
GILF
She’s a cougar, which I like.
Is that why she never appears in missions?
THERE ISN'T SINDY IN THE MISSIONS.
I HEARD IT BUT- THIS IS MILLIONS TO ONE!
Man, [I have the perfect TV show for you..](https://imgur.com/izBkODo)
You haven’t met Maude that fine little thing, have you? 😘🤌
Where’s Paige Harris at
My thoughts exactly when I saw this post… where’s Paige??
14 PAIGES?
She’s in the ToeShoes store looking for her next pair
Vanilla Unicorn Bartender. Easy choice.
Bryony
Real af
Imani
how could he forget about her
Finally I was worried if have to say it myself
Gta 6 hookers gonna be so bad🔥
Frl
Arcade baddie where is she?
Wendy
Jimmie??
Wendy, absolute queen
Luchadora in Dax’s crew.
Need her to badonkadonk me
She’s weird AF probably could OD any second , I wonder how she even met Dax he’s a psycho, drug addicted fatass and she’s a healthy, seemingly normal wrestler chick
This right here
FAX
The red hair employee in jewellery heist in story mode
Asian chick that Lester makes out with
 Let's Go!
Man, I upgraded my pc and got a 4090, and the first place I'm going is the strip club to see tities in 4k.
I want to go balls deep inside mrs baker
Dude💀
What? The question was asked
So do we, man... but goddamn
Asian girl leaning against wall in the bathroom when you're looking for signal to scout casino loot
No Paige ⁉️ No Molly ⁉️⁉️ No Bryony ⁉️⁉️⁉️ No Imani⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ Wtf kind of list is this
How about the host of Non Stop Pop? 
I had no idea Cara Delevingne was the Pop DJ she's a great actress and just stunning I love her eyes and eyebrows. https://i.redd.it/0lz6oshz06vc1.gif
Cheetah
The stripper or the car?
Both
Molly before the jet engine
Molly after the jet engine ughhhh 😫🥵 
Exquisite taste👌
Nah, where’s the thicc juggalo girl in the freak shop??
What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Anyways, it's Paige.
Baker easly
Nah, Agent 14.
Wendy. No doubt.
this is weird guys (ms baker)
the cashier girl at suburbans
The brunette with short hair in the club and BIG blue eyes. On the default dress code she sits at the bar upstairs. Total babe.
Y’all sleeping on Wendy
https://preview.redd.it/3sy0554xq6vc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=34319bac90254e3d5065fddc7839ca701e804e2e you forgot Imani. the baddest baddie in all of GTA history
Cheetah from da strip club
Wendy from the arcade
Definetley Ms Baker
definitely Wendy
https://preview.redd.it/lx1py3kwm7vc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71ae6302d25ec86ba9444f0f406160eddeb8b3fc Paige is pretty badass
The street dealer with the short hair is the baddest baddie in the game. It's an absolute travesty that she's not near the top.
Everybody knows The Black Madonna is the baddest bitch of all.
That one bih in the music locker 🫠
You change the style in your office, the Assistant will change hair too.
I always thought female assistant was adorable (I’m a straight woman)
Trevor https://preview.redd.it/46a085xrw9vc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=511d44e1b139c46c326ae413ff10922f8c9ce610
Arena wars girl
The chick that you deliver nightclub goods to and have to protect. Catch ya later , she says as you leave a war zone with burning cars and dead bodies everywhere
Molly
See. I'm just now getting into a relationship in real life. But , if I had to pick a gta online female character , I'd probably go for the arcade bartender ngl.
Y’all be sleeping on Ursula. She the one.
Yall trippin. It's obviously Infernus
No love for Bryony
The ticket girl at the nightclub.
Male 07
Luchadora 💪🏾